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Here it is! Episode 107! The Phantom Ep!     Enjoy it….. if you can!

Here’s the latest! Get into it The Minutemen, check them out. Supanova Perth 2014! Our full wrap! Check out our Supanova Supafriends www.bang3r.com and www.facebook.com/CursedCreations UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics  - Nathan Fillion’s casting rumors in Guardians of the Galaxy  - Boy Wizard to Boy Wonder?  - How many Cosfails have we seen?  - An old school WWF Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!  - The new Michael Bay’s TMNT trailer  - Our (by our I mean mostly G’s) favorite post-apocalyptic comic, movie, book, show and/or game  - Rosario Dawson’s casting in the Daredevil Netflix series  - Even his sponsors hate Michael Bay Channel Seven’s groundbreaking new series “Celebrity Autopsy” Gary Oldman talkin’ smack and takin’ out the trash in Playboy magazine Ice T icing whitey in his new Body Count video Nerd News!  - Shane Black to direct the Predator “reboot”  - Edgar Ramirez’s ru

We are BACK! (AGAIN!!!!)   Let’s get to this big bad show!   C Bomb’s trip to Hong Kong Jamie Lannister’s non-appearance at Perth Supanova, but WE will be there! www.supanova.com.au Our pal Jarrad from Bang3r Photography will be helping/joining us! www.bang3r.com Giant Godzilla shirt! We now know what a Loot Crate is! YAY! We now know what the Fragdolls are! BOO! Check out The Attitude Era Podcast! It’s awesome! Sun bears are the ursine equivalent of Mitch Hedberg Barefeet in public = Rocket to the sun     UFP Crew questions and talk topics! -          World cup and German Booger handshakes -          E3, a.k.a. Sequel Mania’s highlights -          Jason Momoa cast as Aqua man in a movie we won’t see for decades -          Trailer Trashing with Tammy - 

Forever alone on this ep. G is sick I don’t want to get sicker Hence alone. Let’s get to it!   SUPANIVA! We’ll be there! Check out the site for further dets! www.supanova.com.au Our good friend over at Bang3r Photography will also be there helping out with the videoing! www.bang3r.com Check us and many other “good” podcasts out at the Rhymes with Geek network www.rhymeswithgeek.com   UFP Crew Questions and talk topics! -          Don’t blame us for Iggy Azalea! -          My expert take on Alan Moore and Grant Morrison -          Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em! -          Disney’s Maleficent -          Favorite Hanna Barbera cartoons and possible live action remakes -          Girl Meets Wo

Well it’s a shorty but a goodie (?) It’s admittedly not that great, but it’s still much better than about 90% of the podcasts out there, so enjoy!   SUPANOVA PERTH! We will be there! http://www.supanova.com.au/show-information/perth Jamie Lannister a.k.a. Where’s Coster-Waldau?   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics -          Was Forever Evil worth the wait? -          Our take on Bogan Hunters -          ONLY if Bobby Darin was a carpenter -          New Doctor Who teaser trailer -          Edgar Wright’s Ant Man departure -          Charlie Cox cast as Daredevil and Daredevil’s new showrunner -          Kevin Smith workin’ the craft services table

Another big long one! Also the episode goes for over 2 hours (Zoom!) Let’s get to it!     Lance Storm, Shatner or having a stroke? Check out the Dana Gould Hour (www.danagould.com) Also check out the brand spankin’ new Rhymes With Geek website (www.rhymeswithgeek.com) Soulless, dead-in-the-eyes, Will.i.am receives the “love” via Facebook Too many a-hole politicians and shoeless twerps rustles C Bomb’s jimmies!   UFP Crew Questions and talk topics! -          What to read before Batman Incorporated -          The capital of Mozambique -          The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer -          G’s thoughts on Jhonen Vasquez -          Video game systems that built our lives -          Are we g

Hey ho, this late drop thing is almost becoming a regular thing….. Almost. It’s a biggie this time around! Let’s get to it!   The Australian Budget…. Who cares right? The all-new Rhymes with Geek network page! www.rhymeswithgeek.com Nerdy Quiz Night Questions   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops! -          The latest Batman pic from Zack Snyder -          NBC’s Constantine/hellblazer trailer -          R.I.P. HR Giger -          Ian Watkins in fact DID NOT hang himself…. Sadly. -          Channing Tatum is Gambit -          New iZobie TV Show -          Xbox One price drop -       &nb

Well, it sure was a show…..   I’ll let you guys be the judge.   3 times in a season! When Rafiki held up little Orphan Annie… Free Comic Book day was INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!   Questions and Talk Topics -          How we would describe each other -          Our thoughts on the new Gotham trailers -          If Michael Bay rebooted the classics -          The irrelevancy of Shakespeare -          Naming your child after comic book names -          Best Free Comic Book Day books -          Piracy in Australia and the Government’s intervention -          Facepalming makes us happy,  but we’re not al

Hooray Hoorah! Now that we’re out of the Bat-Cave you can hear our show without vomiting profusely.   Lets get to it!   Possible replacements for Craig Ferguson What happened to episode 107?!?! Sherbet: The Cock A tip of the cap for the passing of one the best podcasts around; our commiserations to Super Podcasto Magnifico You can find Superior Squirrel’s fundraising campaign here http://hcf.convio.net/site/TR/Harrisburg/General?team_id=1393&pg=team&fr_id=1146 Free Comicbook Day is just around the corner   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops! -          Amazon wiping Comixology app -          Shatner…. I’d fight William Shatner -          The Clippers and the utter clusterf*ck that is Donald Sterling’s life -          Arrow, Gotham, Watchdogs and Tossing One’s Salad - &nb

Hello all! Another late drop but it is as sweet as an early one, let me tell you!   Watch us cringe at the mention of the “Mirakuru” Free comic book day and Supanova are just around the corner   UFP Crew questions and talk tops! -          Sam Hackson in Die Hard 6 -          Johnny Depp wanted to be the King of Bhutan -          Movies based on video games -          The Garlic Jr Saga did indeed suck -          How our show is negatively impacting listener’s social skills -          We DO NOT say “G’Day!” -          Avengers Assemble? More like “Avengers A-shamble” -          Kevin Smith does ANOT

Hey-ho…. Another day, another podcast…. What am I saying?!?! If we did a show a day, we’d probably die!.... Die doing what we love, but die nonetheless. Instead of dying, we made you this….     Our prime minister (Mr Rabbit), tries to bring back the Dames and Knighthoods but the Queen told him to step off and they threw down (possibly) G’s travels across our great southern wasteland C Bomb explains the two definitions of “Hang 10” The animals C Bomb lives near   UFP Crew Questions -          Is the Sinister 6 in Spider Man 2 too much? -          The effects of Captain America Winter Soldier on Agents of Shield -          Check out Radio-blitz.com as they want us to join them -          Truth or dare? We choose the cop out answer! -       

***** SPOILER ALERT!!!! THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW!!!!!*****   We recently checked out Captain America: The Winter Soldier.  Here is a very comprehensive review, rife with spoilers so listen with caution! Enjoy!

Well it’s a late one, but we don’t apologize as we have a new episode for you, RIGHT HERE!!!   Oz Comic Con: We didn’t go but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t any good!   UFP Crew Questions and our answers! -          What is this “Terminus” everyone keeps talking about? -          The Rock in the latest Hercules movie -          The X Men Days of Future Past trailer -          White Lies show review -          We ask one of our UFP crew a question or two! -          Are we Trekkies? -          George Brandis is a c*cksucker and he should be happy that I should able to call him that -          Almost Human pot

Well so much for being quiet and low-key as per a very small part of our intro! Here’s the show!   “Kate Winslet’s Bear Blaze” isn’t the name of some awesome chronic Casey Donovan’s fake boyfriend Secrets and Lies continues it’s descent into televisual obscurity PROTIP: Ronan Keating has never played Batman in the films   Questions and Talk Topics!!! -          Terry Crews as Luke Cage -          Vettel is a giant crybaby that nobody likes evidently -          The new Cosmos series -          Steve Martin Vs Robin Williams -          NFL wants over $16 million from rapper M.I.A. -          Jeremy Clarkson’s “Roger Mellie” moment -       &nb

So this ep is a little old in the fact it was recorded a few days before it’s release. But just like a questionably smell bottle of milk, I still think it’s pretty fresh. Let’s check it….     Rantin’ on Rinehart Wildfire radio! We’re on it! Be sure to check it? www.wildfireradio.com The creepy phenomenon that is the Malaysian Airline disaster   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops! -          Top 5 movies that shouldn’t have been made. -          What it would cost to keep us poddin’ more regularly -          Italian Man got more than he bargained for with a visit to the knocking shop…. Probably. -          Our top 5 comic book writers -          Fear our timezone!!! -         

 It’s a deal, it’s a steal, the sale of the freakin’ century…. Not really. It’s actually a podcast! Let’s have a listen….   Wildfire Radio, we’re part of it, so get on it! http://www.wildfireradio.com/ C Bomb’s Birthday Check out our new sponsors for UFP, tfaw.com http://www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au/support-the-site/ Thanks to our good friend Luke Caporn for the preview screeners for tonight’s movie review; check out his exploits from here https://twitter.com/capey You like podcasts? You want to start your own and need a hand? Our buddy Mark Bogner over at the Tangent Bound Podcast wants to help! Hit him up here; http://thesquarerootofnegativeone.com/ Channel 10, will they ever learn! Secrets and Lies is a colossal flop! All the news, rants and rave about the Oscars 2014 -          Ellen’s “epic” selfie -          Leo misses out agai

Well, 100 episodes already! It seems like only yesterday, we were just two douchebags in front of very cheap mics talking about all sorts of crap…. Waitaminute… It doesn’t feel that way at all… That felt like a Monk’s lifetime ago. Everything is going black. Why do I feel so time ravaged? Quickly! Let’s move onto the show!     New proud new members of Wildfire Radio! C Bomb distracted by bands and assholes G Money causes a small country town to completely lose power (what do you mean it wasn’t his fault?) Check out www.thewarofsilliness.com for all their silly, monkey spanking, queen & country loving, silly needs. Check it out asap!     UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics! -          Polybagging -          Necrophilia Pros and Cons -          Going Crazy! -         

PHEW!!!! I know I’ve started liner notes that no one read like this before, but this episode is, as they say, a dozy! Watch your step, mind your head and be prepared to ride the lightning…… Probably.     The movin’s and the shakin’s over the next few eps and merch and stuff G Money is once again a disgusting diseased mess E Plate Drivers; do they exist in other countries? More folks to be put on the plane to the sun; Mechanophiles   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops -          Internet TV Vs Cable Subscriptions -          Yes, we are well…. -          Guardians of the Galaxy  posters, trailers and all the other excitement -          We explain TwitchPlaysPokemon -          Australian Comics DO exist and we talk about some worth re

We got it! We know where we stand on the RWG podcast network! We’re not the flagship… We’re not the Jefferson Starship… We are in fact….. THE GUNSHIP!!!!!!! Don’t believe us? Just take a listen to this latest offering….     So you think you can dance Australia; Channel Ten can of course do better than the rest of the world True Detectives: Filling the good TV gap Breaking Bad has left behind The Walking Dead: We explain it’s success Check out Teeth! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/ G Money’s twitter: @GMoneyUFP   Talk Tops and Questions   -          Geographic pride and why doesn’t matter -          Invincible (Robert Kirkman’s other property) -          Comics and movies that capture the spirit of True Detectives -          The Sochi Wint

Introduction goes here.... Look I'm pretty sure you're familiar with the format by now. Just read the damn liner notes and stop pestering me will ya!? Is there a bicycle in your trousers or are just happy to see me? C Bomb’s Perth Fringe Season…. To be continued…? Proper circus carnies G Money’s potential Twitter Handles Amazon is no more (at least for us!) The Superb Owl Halftime Show Fillup Syringemore Heroin’s death Just be addicted to Hate like G Money     Questions and talk topics   -          Upgrading software -          Favorite Horror movies and horror comics -          Stop killing sharks!!!! -          Superb Owl trailers: Captain America Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider Man 2 and Transformers Age of Extinction -          Lex Lu