Ultimate Facepalm

A big big show to kick off the new year! I really enjoyed it so I hope you enjoy it too!   -          G is wearing shorts therefore, it is hot. But we live in Perth, so fuck off. -          True Detective does have a plot and if you think otherwise, you’re a twat -          Iinet had to get out of the kitchen and turned off all their servers -          Wanting to look good naked -          UFP Crew questions and talk topics -          Ant Man trailer -          The Evil Within review -          Warren Ellis co-writing Captain Marvel with Kelly Sue Deconnick -          Axis event wrap up -  

  Another late drop….. Whatcha gonna do? Enjoy!   -          “Enjoyable” Christmas dinners with co-workers -          Best and worst Christmas movies -          Check out “On the fringe” podcast -          UFP Crew questions and talk topics -          Tony Abbott further proves what utter derp of the highest order he is -          The Interview is a piece of shit movie -          Injured parrot turns out to be a CHRISTMAS HAT! -          People showing love for “Mould Wine”   -          French Police taser chocolate fuelled monkey     www.ultima

Enough about syphilis, on with the show!   -          We’re at fringeworld.com.au! Get YOUR tix for NOW! -          Sony speculating Tom Hardy as the Sandman and Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus -          Best films, TV shows, Comics and video games of 2014 -          DC continues being annoying and nonsensical -          Stuff Australia gets right -          6 year old fan made Mega Man game -          Biggest video games surprises of 2014 -          Rumble #1 review   www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm    

Another Ep, another dollar…. Not strictly true, but at least you’ll get a dollar’s worth of entertainment here as he rant upon….   -          The cars we would buy for $100,000 -          Hate or Rate: Sons of Anarchy finale, Giant Slip and Slide in Perth, #illridewithyou -          21 Jump Street and Men In Black crossover -          Spiderman in Civil War -          Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever! -          Birdman movie review -          Take That joke tops Christmas Cracker jokes -          JK Simmons cast in Kong Skull Island alongside Tom Hiddleston     www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https:

Hello Hello again!   Yes, like my cumshot the eps are coming thick and fast! Let’s wipe that indecorous introduction off us and get on with it where in this episode we muse upon… -          We’ve got a Perth Fringe Show! Check it here www.fringeworld.com.au -          G was upset about his football team, Perth Glory, not doing as well as he’d had hoped. -          American Horror Story Freakshow Analysis -          Improvements on Agents of SHIELD -          Ghostbusters spin off news -          DC mass comic cancellation -          Fiona Staples pencilling 3 episodes of Archie -          Batgirl issue 37 cover explanation

Hello hello!   A new style with the show notes because, well… the old ones took too long and only about 2 people read them (Thanks Patrick and Scott!) so on this show we wrap on…   -          Yumi Stynes being an insidiously dumb cunt -          Al Pacino teases upcoming Marvel role -          Grumpycat will make more money than all of us and that fact should depress all of us -          Why you should to Bryan Callen instead of Adam Carolla -          CM Punk joins the UFC and his appearance on Colt Cabana’s Art of Wrestling podcast -          We try to explain the reason for Terminator Genisys -          No Colossus for X Men Apocalypse -     

On the road again…. Something something I don’t know when…. And er…. etc. Look if you’re looking for country and western you’ve come to the wrong place!   It’s now Diamond Dallas UFP Page Bulk Nutrients pre work out is great! The Men who stare at goats is a very good movie The comic business is booming at ComicZone! Ryan Reynolds needs the money to pay for Blake Livelys’ sex change operation C Bomb is NOT in the mafia     UFP Crew questions and Talk Topics -          Other comic books characters we’d be keen to see share some screen time -          Pat Broderick taking aim – The War On Cosplay -          Batgirl moonlighting as Beyonce     Nerd News! -          Benedict Cumberbach CONFIRMED as Dr Strange -       

Howdy do folks!   Late drop as usual, but whatch gonna do? Let’s rock!   G Money’s New Zealand holiday larks! C Bomb’s Hong Kong holiday japes! Haircuts-shmaircuts!   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops -          Jacqui Lambie and the PUP insanity -          Our thoughts on Interstellar -          Fighting slightly mutilated large animals -          Movie sequels that shouldn’t have happened -          What to do in our final days   NEWS! -          Cory Bernardi is a creepy cunt -          Naked man arrested after causing incident at Boston airport -          The True cost of Putins’ nefarious image - &

We’re back (AGAIN!... This is starting to become a habit.)   A very full show for you here so let’s have at it!   LOTS of bollocks talking at the start (would you expect any different?)   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops -          Our thoughts on Jurassic World -          Do we understand Grant Morrison’s Multiversity -          Is Chappie the new Short Circuit -          DC suing Spanish football team Valencia over a bat symbol     NERD NEWS!!!! -          Howard the Duck Ominbus -          Oscar Isaac to be cast as Apocalypse in X Men Apocalypse -          Daniel Bruhl as Baron Zemo? -          CM Punk writing

G’s trip and why he’s not here.   The Melbourne Cup – Yet again, National disaster   MCTs – Take them or don’t but they work for me!   EPW Perth ReAwakening 13! Hope to see you there!   UFP Crew Questions and Talks Topics -          What if?: Peter Jackson directed a DC or Marvel movie? -          Marvel passing on the Planet Hulk movie… for now. -          Is there any point to Batman V Superman trailer in December?   NEWS!!!   -          Google fined over $2000 for showing woman’s boobs on Street View -          Chris Brown throws it down wit’ yo’ Muppet Face Ass! -          CBS green-lights Limitless TV series pilot, picks up where the movie ends - &nbs

Well well well! We meet again lonliness!   Yes that’s right, G is MIA for this one again that meaning C Bomb has to do the show like he does his lovemaking; solo. Here it is in all it’s majesty…     The Melbourne Cup is a bucket of “Who gives a shit” G is still away and feeling like poo C Bomb will be away as well Check out epwperth.com and their huge wrestling event Reawakening 13! www.epwperth.com   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topic -          Vinnie Jones in Arrow -          Wonder Woman movie set in the 20s -          Steven DeKnight’s Zebra arms -          No Bullseye for Netflix Daredevil season 2 -          Erasing movies from the public’s consciousness for the greater good -       &nb

Here’s the second third Halloween show…. Or is it the second second one? Look, my feeble memory doesn’t stretch that far back and let’s face it, some eps are better off forgotten! Here’s the latest!   UFP Crew Qs and Talk Tops -          Thoughts on James Spader as the voice of Ultron -          Favorite Asian recording artists/bands -          Joe Hockey: International man of embarrassment   Tony Abbott doesn’t know who’s the boss   Poor celebrities don’t know they’re owed thousands of dollars   Kristen Stewart “takes a break” from acting to become an immense arty blowhard   Age of Ultron trailer becomes the most viewed trailer of all time   U2’s The Edge says “Gave our album a chance”   Taylor Kitsch confirmed for a role for the second season of True Detect

       BOO! Did I scare you like a young man who's condom breaks inside his 16 year old girlfriend whilst mid-bang? No? Well, I'll have to try harder on next years' Halloween show! Here we go....   UFP Talk Tops and Questions  - Top 5 Horror movies  - Resident Evil Hate 'em or Rate 'em  - Exploring JUST how horrible news.com.au has become  - Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr Strange  - Favorite horror comics WITHOUT zombies   NERD NEWS!  - Age of Ultron teaser trailer  - Ewan McGregor verbally smashes Star Wars "fans"  - Captain Marvel again rumoured for Avengers: Age Of Ultron   Comic reviews  - Arkham Manor #1  - Deathstoke #1  - Goners #1   www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm  

Well if it ain't a new format episode! Get your delightful tiny pixie ear around this won't you?     Bananas in Pyjamas Vs Wags the Dog   Tony Abbott and his Banana Hammock with his shirtfronting hijinks   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics -          The Australian produced film Infini   James Franco smashing paparazzo to the adulation of all   Nightcrawler movie   Yahoo’s top Halloween costume searches   U2s Bono tells us all things we don’t care about   Bunbury local discovers spider burrowing under his skin whilst on holiday in Bali   Mobile phones engineered not to last (Tags: No shit a-hole)   Family Feud under fire for misogynistic question   Network Ten haemorrhages money because they are rubbish   Australian The Bachelor is a freaking lunatic   MOVIE REVIEWS!   -          Oculus -       &nb

AH! The start of a new chapter with UFP Page (see what I did there?) It’s a new format and like with all things new, it’ll probably be a bit rubbish. But… You get what you pay for.     UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics -          DCs cavalcade of made up movies -          Netflix’ Daredevil pics/synopsis from NYCC -          Dream casting for Dr Strange -          Gotham thoughts again -          Arrow season 3   NERD NEWS!!! Robert Downey Jr on board for Captain America 3 and possibly Iron Man 4 and being a part of Marvel Civil War Marvels’ Achilles Heel, that isn’t an Achilles heel at all Sabertooth is Wolverine ScarJo offered lead In Ghost in the Shell live action US remake   The Evil Within IGN review     www.ultimat

Well, it’s been a while. I’ve almost forgotten how to do this!   New news and changes!   2 month catch up -          The Fappening -          Ray Rice -          Destiny -          HK Democracy -          Ferguson/Shaw   UFP Crew Qs and TTs -          How would we end Sons on Anarchy? -          Fantastic Four Cancelation -          Big comics of this year and ones coming up -          3rd Thor film? -          Foreign remakes of American films -          India’s dancing superstar - &nb

Well, after much delay (my fault entirely), here is G Money's solo show, answering YOUR questons while C Bomb was overseas. This was not recorded in the Kill or Be Killed Auditorium, thus the audio quality isn't as what you're accustomed to. But we're going for content over quality here and despite G not sounding anything like himself at the start, I'm sure you'll enjoy it ^_^

Here’s a show that thumbs a nose at our hiatus. We hope you indeed dig it!   G’s Honeymoon and other such things Batman Day Celebrations   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops -          Any potential Champions, Defenders and/or Great Lakes Avengers -          Will we see an “Ultimate Facepalm: Live” -          Are the “Big two” comic companies shafting the retailers that help them? -          The internet’s first thoughts on the new “Gotham” series -          DC keeping their movie and TV universes separate, because, up yours, that’s why.   Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy   Nerd News! -          Mad Max Trailer -        &nb

Hello!   We're NOT here to give you week old news, cooking recipes or to suck Kevin Smiths dick.   G is dead from his marriage organisation (but alive for the show) The Transformers audio commentaries WILL be coming but we're going on hiatus and will be back as soon as we can! Vomit fist is a better idea than Shaq Fu Check out the Mike to Cam Podcast for all your Australian and worldwide sporting news   UFP Crew Qustions and Talk Topics  - DC not allowing to honor the memory of a murdered child  - G's fireball response to the "Fire Rick Remender" campaign  - Comics to read that don't feature Superheroes  - Our business is our business  - Brandon Routh to play Ray Palmer in the 3rd season of Arrow  - Comic letters and inkers going the way of the dinosaur  - How much of a wrestling show is actually spent wrestling  - Country music in Australia  - Hate 'em or Rate 'em: Idiot Buddy comedies  - No, Kevin Smith ISN'T paid to make up shitty info leaks:

C Bomb is Mel Gibson and G is Jodie Foster... If you disagree, you're wrong! Let's get to it!   Rolf Harris! Fucking hell....   UFP Crew Questions  - Image Founder Hate 'em or Rate 'em  - Unwelcome photo comparisons   - Erasing Rolf Harris from history  - The Flash pilot   - Constantine pilot  - How long will Wolverine stay dead for?  - Shows that are funny and that you should watch  - We don't care about SDCC  - Ragin' on Transformers 4  - Nintendo Hate'em or Rate'em  - DC's 180 back into shit territory  - Constantine a non-smoker (not really)   NEWS!  - iiNet doles out fightin' words that Foxtel is on borrowed time  - Community's return via Yahoo   Movie reivews!  - 22 Jump Street  - Jersey Boys  - The Monkey King (2014)   NERD NEWS!!!!!  - Andy Serkis confirmed as for mo-cap in Avengers 2 Age of Ultron and a starring role  - Will we get a Planet Hulk movie?  - Strong rumors