Ultimate Facepalm

It’s G Money’s Birthday so don’t expect anything to make any sense (even less so than usual) Enough faffing about, let’s get to it!   Miley Cyrus at the MVAs – Lose your mind or J.J. Dillon Ben Affleck as Batman; Amazing and horrifying internet response Give me $9.2 million and we’ll lose or gain as much weight as you’d like!   UFP Crew Questions -          Riff Raff for Australian Prime Minister -          Pepsi-flavored Cheetos: The world is officially on the decline -          Comic book recommendations -          Our thoughts on current Pro-wrestling promotions -          Neil Armstrong: R.I.P. -          You too can now SMELL like an Avenger (maybe)   Nerd News! -   

Well holy cow! It’s a bloated, seeping mass of a show for your ears! Hope you enjoy it! ^_^   Cloning John Lennon would make Big Brother watchable “If you want this Le Coq Sportif jacket you’ll go and beat up all those aliens” This has nothing to do with The Trap Door! “Goon” mini-review C Bomb’s dashed hope of being a national TV star Apology to Channel 10’s “Wonderland” Recipe to Riches = More shit heads on TV   UFP Crew questions -          Our thoughts on ‘Olympus has Fallen’ -          Comic movie reboots -          Card collections in our youth -          Favorite song intros -          The beef between New Zealand and Australia -          Our show involved

Nice to see you again! I can’t believe it’s been a week! Well I’ll shut my digital trap and let you get on with your fix….   C Bomb’s been busy with the movers and shakers We give a little love to our other podcasting friends   UFP CREW QUESTIONS! -          Checking out Wolverine’s Canon…. Uh, what? -          The Ant Man movie shall succeed -          A little peek into the UFP library -          Recording the show on the can -          Hunterwalk a.k.a. utterly self-entitled asshole -          The movie ‘Super’ -          Attila; sweet tap-dancing jesus Christ, are they ever awful! -        &

A bit of a downer before brining you the upper. But isn’t that what life is all about?   #Ch-ch-ch-change-ges!# G Money’s slow turn on phone technology Superfluous electronic dealies on EVERYTHING! Tranny Technology Blind drivers “Archie Martin Vox sign discovered on latest city dig”   UFP Crew Questions -          Robert Tuffs strikes back!!! -          Elysium looks INCREDIBLE! -          Harrison Ford joining The Expendables 3 -          Chris Brown was a musician? -          The 13 regenerations of Doctor Who -          Happy Birthday for Michael “Boobs” Malone on August 10th! -          Which is the best Venom? -      

It’s a show! What else do you want me to say!?!?!   Mark and Zach’s “Twofer” podcast is great, so go check it out on the Blodcast network C Bomb’s partner’s take on a “Deb” Dexter series We FINALLY get around to “Zooey Deschanel is a paedophile” story   UFP CREW QUESTIONS!   -          New Doctor Who Announcement (if you haven’t heard, it’s Scotsman Peter Capaldi!) -          Bruce Campbell Evil Dead post-credit cameo and it’s potential meaning -          Our thoughts on Cloud Atlas -          Souvenirs from Port Hedland -          Whatever happened to Hulks baby? -          We DON’T want to see Lilo and Amada Bynes get it on! -   &

Fast, loose and long; That’s how we like it here. Another long one here, so let’s get at it.   Creepy intro The fun we’re not allowed to have in Australia C Bomb confuses Mr Muscle with Mr Clean #People…… are get-ting fatter# Giant German Baby We talk all things Matthew Mcconaughey in our new segment “Matt Chat”* (*Not a real thing) The Evil Dead remake   UFP Crew Questions! -          Why? -          Best and worst comic/cartoon real life portrayals -          Super Cool Indie game! Metal Dead www.walkthruwalls.com CHECK IT! -          Ramming Speed. If you like thrash check them at www.rammingspeed.bigcartel.com -          Why Trinity War is such a non-event -          We’re just s

Alllllllllllllllllllllrighty! Strap yourselves in folks for this episode is, as they say, a doozy!   Children with absurd names due to absurd parents G Money’s wrap on The Wolverine If a Guardians of the Galaxy is happening, an X Force movie is definitely going to happen Is North West’s middle name “Bynorth”? Masterchef loses the plot on its own, already weak, premises. Slideshow looks like it should’ve been on Blue Peter 30 years ago Where can we go to get some REAL NEWS!?!   UFP Crew Questions -          M Night’s potential TV future with a The Twilight Zone reboot -          The cost of comics in Australia -          Publishing Daredevil in braille -          Shoutout to @MetalObsessed -          The proof of friendship -   &

Early drop but a short one (we apologize for those of you who like our normal filibuster eps) but we’ll be back to our normal long-form show by the next drop. Now let’s get onto it!   Gene Hackman IS The Wolverine   UFP Crew Questions -          Battle Royale/The Hunger Games -          The Best Doctor (Who) -          Orson Scott Card disappearing act -          Comic titles we’d take over and what we’d do with them   NEWS! British comic Mel Smith’s passing (R.I.P.) Glee’s song tribute to Corey Monteith along with some song suggestions South Australian boy pretends to be girl on Facebook and gets friends to send him nudes   NERD NEWS!!! Eisner Awards! Best Series – Saga Best Writer – Brian K Vaughan Best Writer/artist – Chris Ware Best Penciller – Davi

VERY nerdy show today off the back of all the happenings (Nothing to do with M Night thankfully) at SDCC and big The Wolverine movie review! Let’s have a look-see…..   Superhero porn Drive through liquor stores: Only in Australia? Shameful McDonalds eaters G Money give his quick thoughts on Pacific Rim   UFP Crew Questions -          The Collective Movie Experience -          Catching Fire/The Hunger Games -          Additional thoughts on the Deadpool game   MOVIE REVIEW – The Wolverine   NERD NEWS at 1 hour 26 mins   HUGE SDCC NEWS!!!! -          Superman/Batman movie in 2015 -          The Flash in 2016 -          Justice League by 2017 Guardians of the Galaxy casting confirmations -  &nb

A very disorganized show (a shock right) and it came out sorta….. asshole.   The Big Bang Theory is a horrible show Sucker Punch is a horrible movie C Bomb’s High School Counsellorship and his hatred for graffiti   UFP Crew Questions! Favorite foods Marvel Casting Rumours! -          Joseph Gordon Levitt to play Doctor Strange -          Days of Future Past: Peter Dinklage will be playing Boliver Trask -          James Marsden to return at Cyclops -          Josh Helman to play William Stryker   NEWS! Spilled KY Lube cause evacuation Tennessee doctors are busy diagnosing “Ghetto Booty” Australians and Science don’t mix! Corey Monteith: He died doing what he loved. Rolling Stone: We wish they would just die     NERD NEWS @ 1 hour 3 mins -      &n

VERY French beginning to the show! But don’t let that stop you from listening!   C Bomb UNSEEING The Wolverine Perth’s Nexus Collectables Fair G Money is starring in the next series of Kyle XY Make sure you check out our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP Dirty Blonde giving C Bomb dirty looks Homeless dudes now have no excuse to being filthy if they are near a gas station The Vandals are FAR superior to The Offspring   UFP CREW Questions -          The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow -          Terrible people -          Johnny Depp’s amazing “portrayal” of a Native Americans -          Izzy “Al Jolson” Azalea -          Go get yourself a burrito…. But not between the hours of 3pm to 5pm! -

PHEW! Long-ass show today! Lots to get through so here you go!     New Simpsons might be turning it around Coining phrases such as “One-handed Ad” and “Gayer than Baz Luhrmann’s browsing history” The “Jobs” cardboard cut-out may make you not want to see the movie Another reason why we do the Podcast is revealed (and it’s in relation to a highly implausible scenario) New vids are up on our YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP Assholes….. Just….. assholes.   NEWS! Shithead DJ who drove nurse to kill herself is now suing her employers Getting SO drunk you want to pretend you’re Rebel Wilson Here’s one for you for free, DON’T visit the Legoland Discovery Centre at the Ontario tourism centre without a child with you   MOVIE REVIEWS! Pacific Rim Despicable Me 2   UPF CREW QUESTIONS! Kick Ass 2 review shall be forthcoming RIPD Movie Vin Diesel meeting with Marvel Which was worse; Nic C

Back to our usual bloated near 2-hour format. Hope you enjoy the feast of bollocks talking! Hipster news: Jim Kelly’s Passing Bane is now a judge on So you think you can dance C Bomb’s hate for MasterChef knows no bounds! Official Statistic: Luigi’s Mansion 2 is more popular than Reef Doctors Do people from Memphis hate Elvis?   UFP Crew questions Movie review undertakings Reminding people what a piece of shit Iron Man 3 was New Perth comic store thoughts When Pikachu isn’t Pikachu Holly Willoughby loses her cool with Katie Hopkins in ANOTHER class row on 'This Morning’   NEWS News.com.au COMPLETELY shits the bed on a story about a local surfer who got detained in the Congo   NERD NEWS @ 1hr and 1 min DC’s Damian: Son of Batman Rafael Albuquerque on art for Animal Man Possible Disney Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon Guillermo Del Toro pushing for another Hellboy movie or even an Abe Sapien or BRPD TV Series Both Hideo Kojima and Kayne West endorsements of Pac

A short one (due to our Man Of Steel review) to keep you going until Sunday. Let’s have at it!   SUPANOVA wrap up We play our new game “G Money Guesses Groupon!!!!!” UFP Crew Questions -          Florida Vs George Zimmerman -          Douchebags at Supanova -          Jim Carrey about Kick Ass 2   NEWS! “Comedian” Josh Thomas once again, pushes the boundary of the definition of “Comedian” Fifi Box once again, pushes the boundary of “relevancy“ Texan teens Justin Carter hauled off to jail for bad taste FB comments Will.i.am Vs Pharrell   NERD NEWS! Neil Gaiman’s American Gods signed for 6 seasons on HBO Vertigo releases -          Hinterkind by Ian Edgington -          The Discipline by Peter Milligan - &nbs

Here is our full no-holds-barred, no "beg your pardons" review of Man Of Steel. No breaks and FULL OF ALL THE SPOILERS!!!!!! You HAVE been warned! Enjoy! ^_^

Well this is quite the interesting scenario. And by interesting I mean, potentially horrible. G Money will of course be back for the next show, but no point in denying the inevitable, let’s get to it!   G Money’s whereabouts and talking about Super hero movies SUPANOVA is a mere few days away!!! UFP crew questions -          Iggy Azalea -          Weapons used in fighting to the death -          Ultimate Facepalm ‘Freaky Friday’ crossover -          (Spoilers) No bottles were broken -          Scared and needing a hug -          80s movies should remain in the 80s -          DC film production company leaves the WB -          A

Supanova isn’t far now. VERY exciting stuff! And another long one today to let’s get to it….   Supanova updates George R R Martin and Peter Dinklage coming to Australia in November Bow down to Nintendo Xbox and PS fanboys Masterchef struggles to maintain relevancy Paula Deen’s Calvin Candie themed party   UFP Crew Questions Mad Max game voice actors Chopper IS a great film Embarrassing pop culture guilty pleasures We cannot sing Cheese sandwiches Pat Benatar is too metal for our crew Under rated supernatural beings in movies A Jason Todd phone survey for every TV show once a season   NEWS James Gandolfini R.I.P. and bow down to the Sopranos More shitty journalism Australian newscasters find death and riots SOOOOOO funny! Russell Brand freaks out “journalists” Seal’s enormous backflip over his “leaving Australia” comments Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reunion Sophie Monk’s “impressive” back story   NERD NEWS The Last of

A short one on deck today peeps as G Money is ever popular and needed to skedaddle early. We still managed to pack quite a bit in though…   Show dedications – Stacey Von Wolf and The Boxed Whine Lost Episode   UFP Crew Questions Worst pains ever accidentally experienced Evil wishes upon each other What’s going on in Brazil Pounds and Quids – Is there a difference? ‘Breatharianism’ a.k.a. ‘Evolutionary failure’   Prostitute “uglier than described” Selma Blair leaves Anger Management and generally no fucks given Two faced mutant kitten Gerard Butler? More like Gerard BUTTler! Dublin is NOT a fan of Rhianna (but who is?) Charles Saatchi; Douchebag and utter piece of shit Wolf on Wall street trailer Anchorman 2 trailer Masterchef is OFFICIALLY out of ideas! SUPANOVA!   NERD NEWS! DON’T UPDATE YOUR PLAYSTATION! (YET!) True Blood latest series is joined by Rutger Hauer New Neverwhere series and possible movie (with Benedict Cum

Turning Japanese perhaps? I really think so. At least no-one can say we don’t cater to international markets! Now on with the retardedness!   SUPANOVA!!! “What do you think of The Hoff being here?” 1 like = 1 respect…. What the fuck are you talking about? We shed a pink eye on the latest Japanese trend; Worming We are three times more optimal than the average podcast   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics! In-game walkthroughs Jimi Hendrix Vs Stevie Ray Vaughn Rupert Murdoch: Pussy Hunter Jaden Smith’s Eyebrows Insulting a Podblocked host (upon their request!) Basking Sharks….. We aren’t sure why the fuck The Digital Comic Revolution Hi Alison Grad Jones! You made us talk about Man of Steel We would rather see Taylor Swift than Fear Factory Complimenting a Podblocked host (upon another podcast’s request) Beating off to your daughter that you didn’t know was yours (stick with us on this one!)   NEWS! It’s official! Reef Doctors is a