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Hi! We have a show for you! Is it good? Is it fuck! Let’s get to it!   Podbean makes us sad Did Gene Simmons trademark the term “OJ”? It’s fun game to play when you play “GUESS POO”! The Grammys; here’s a tip, it was horrible Lorde is the oldest looking 17 year old you’ll ever see Taylor Swift’s lizard brain needed to finally kick into “socially acceptable” mode Madonna struggles to maintain relevancy Tame Impala? Moar liek “LAME Impala” Our rundown of the Triple J hottest 100 Vance Joys Riptide is like somebody glued a ukulele to a cardboard cut-out and threw it out the window C Bomb says: Music Videos/Madonna has ruined music as we know it today The WWE Royal Rumble… good times   UFP Crew questions and talk tops -          Joe Buffet is moving in -          “Famous” WA food brands -     

  A bit of tough one this time around. I have to preface the episode that it’s a bit of uphill battle. Anyways, let’s get to it…   Bronies are still horrible More special shout outs to Super Podcasto Magnifico   FB and Twitter love -          The new movie by M Night Shyamalan -          The US IT Crowd pilot -          Michael Cry-Bay-Bay’s Black Sails -          True Detective Review -          ABC trying to upsell Agents of SHIELD -          Comixology’s global readers stats -          Female games STILL getting trolled by useless pieces of shit for being female -          Injustice Gods Among Us movie -&nbs

No “H” on our foreheads as we are not hard-light holograms… or are we??? What a terrible lead-in! This surely is a great omen for the upcoming show! Let’s get to it!     Alan Davies heckling of G Money   Much love to our geek-podcast brethren and just WHO IS the flagship show of the Rhymes With Geek podcast network???   G Money to start his own Twitter! And has his own comics column in an actual magazine! Will wonders never cease!?   Check out @the_ironsheik on Twitter for the best laugh in a long time   Waluigi was NOT recently inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame   Talk topics and questions! -          Is Hank Pym too old? Why does Juan Daeho sound like a housewife from Brooklyn? -          If you see ‘Lone Survivor’ you will be shot! (if you text in front of an insane man in Florida) -          Dan Slott

Mmmmm! A delicious tasty start to the show (for us anyways!) Here we go!   Our heat wave can counter your cold snap America! Stoned Mounties Trying to make beating off “cool” with the kids Cory Bernardi is here to help all the women   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops   -          Naked Washing Machine Hide and Seek -          Ghost Rider now “Ghost Driver”? -          “Meth addled masturbator fighter 15 cops in a bar” or as I like to call it “My 14th Birthday” -          Agents of SHIELD and Coulson’s resurrection -          Edgar Wright with some mysterious Ant Man News -          Our thoughts on the potential Boba Fett movie -        

Happy New Year UFP friends! A touch time poor at the moment, so I'll try to get these full show notes up as soon as I am able, but for now, please enjoy the show!

Christmas Craziness has ensued! We have no idea what we’re talking about! Here’s the show!   Possibly the last episode of the year…. But not guaranteed! C Bomb is still being accosted and assaulted by various idiots in public Reality TV hosts are just there to do the math G Money sweats it out at the cinemas   UFP Crew Questions   -          Jerks who arrange plans and then cancel them without telling you -          Nelson Mandela sign-language interpreter’s unsurprising history -          Santa’s back…. And he’s pissed! -          Australian cuisine: Is there such a thing? -          Paul Walker’s replacement in Fast 7 -          Theoretical monster mashes with the AVP franchise

New show! A day early! (at the time of the drop) Please enjoy! Ozzy needs a Pagoda and a Ketamine Burrito People think cats are their own species when in fact, they are just gay dogs Some painful real life facepalms Autism is now in vogue   UFP Crew Questions! -          Requests for “C*nt of the Week”; this week “Hi-Tila Tequila” -          Rover Red Charlie – Garth Ennis’ new work -          The New Sin City movie -          Disney’s acquisition of the Indiana Jones franchise -          Our FINAL rant on The Walking Dead -          All the Amazing Spider-man 2 news -          A Sound of Thunder -         

Hello there! Nothing “clever” to say today. Here’s the show!   Starship Troopers is a great movie and we provide reasons Battlefield Earth is a life-crushingly awful and we provide reasons YO JOE! Where are your arms!?!? Go-bots and Rock Lords creative department were worth every penny! Special shout out to our UFP Subscriber Craig Parillo; http://craigdrawings.blogspot.com When TMZ reports C Bomb’s death, feel free to laugh it up! Westboro Baptist Church being bigger media whores then Lindsay Lohan We can save Hollywood Jews millions with the latest Fast and the Furious Independence Day has not aged well, whereas Jurassic Park has   UFP Crew Questions -          Amazing Spider Man 2 rumors -          Our wishes should a Genie come into our lives -          Don’t stress the regenerations -        &

We are BACK! Sorry for the skip-a-doodle on last week’s ep. But we’re hoping this offering more than makes up for it. So without further ado, let’s get to it!   We’ve been missed. Ah, bless! White Ribbon Day; it’s what our society has become Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets makes our skin crawl off our bodies and leaves on a plane to somewhere much, much better. Alan Thicke must be so disappointed   UFP Crew Questions -          The Moon or Mars; which would we live? -          Dr Who 50th Anniversary edition -          Our dream castings for the new Preacher series from AMC -          We do math! (It’s as exciting as it sounds) -          G Money’s voice acting gig on Bob’s Burgers -        

WHOA NELLY! Was this ever a messy one! I think there are some bits still worth listening to…. Mmmm…. Maybe not. How about you folks decide and get back to me.   People in Perth are always trying to “Get Ahead”! A quick plug for our What you should be Reading comic series Golf NEEDS to go away forever George Carlin IS the best man to ever live Tiger’s got game   UFP Crew Questions -          Mark Wahlberg Vs Mark Zuckerberg -          Direct IM3 sequel starring the Mardarin or how to screw up a franchise from Lucas’ assistant -          The Batfleck suit and why Kevin Smith has his panties in a twist -          We still find Sasha Baron Cohen hilarious   Check out @TvNetworkNotes on Twitter to see how utter clueless TV Execs really are Channel 10 in big trouble and C Bomb can offic

Looking very spiffy in our vomit-covered rented suits, here is the latest episode in all it’s “glory”   The Melbourne Cup continues to annoy and perplex us Goddamn Vegans Remember, remember the 5th of November…. For annoying the piss out of us! Those dirtbags over at The Boxed Whine….     UFP Crew questions   -          Ejecting people into space -          Freakin’ hipsters -          Who has the bigger hog? -          Batman Origins -          Best “starting point” comics -          Antechinus: the only animal who likes to play FPSs -          Sandman: Overture -          Chocolate pot

Ugh! Better late than never eh? Sorry for the lack of foot notes but I've had to pull a few strings to even get this to drop as early as I could. I'll be updating this sometime soon.... I promise! In the meantime, have a safe, spooky and happy Halloween! The Dana Gould Hour is not ours and we don't own it. Please visit the Dana Gould hour for more of his unique blend of craziness.

Well…. If anything this episode proves that C Bomb should NEVER drink before the podcast ever again! Anyways, on with the show…..   UFP Bonus goodies C Bomb’s drinking When even Ian McKaye says you’re “Beyond help”, you must be pretty messed up UFP Merch ideas   UFP Crew Questions -          The Fall shows we’re onto -          The Crew’s reaction to The Walking Dead in General -          No question too invasive, no proposition too embarrassing -          Jackie Chan should ride a giant Australian boar to re-invigorate his career -          Vanilla Ice struggles to maintain relevancy -          Magical powers imbues us with the gift of Star Wars re-casting -    &n

  We have officially turned One Year old! And with age comes wisdom…. But while we’re still waiting for that to come around, here’s the show.   Channel 10’s ‘Wake Up’ is now the latest disaster to arrive on our TVs Love from our Crew and some favourite moments on the show   UFP Crew Questions -          Potential Disney/DC crossovers -          Confusing lists of Men -          We explain the rules of “Knifey-Spooney” -          DC Villains month wrap up -          Comic recommendations -          The future of UFP   Abysmal Hercules Trailer! The man who donated Crystal Meth to flood victims Sir Anthony Hopkins love letter to Bryan Cranston   Movie Review: Prisoners  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHATTA RUSH!!! Back in fine form! Let’s get to it!   It’s almost our 1st Birthday! HUZZAH! CJ Ramone is the Shemp of the Ramones Val Venis’ Adult’s only Macarena Tommy Dreamer’s wife looks like Mama Fratelli   UFP Crew Questions! -          The price of living in Perth -          Halloween in Australia -          C Bomb loves his Motrin -          Eating lobsters -          Halloween costume ideas -          How your birth signs will predict your health -          Higher learning got us where we are (jealous huh?) -          Qatar gives the world another reason to hate them - &n

Okay! We’re back in business baby!   Possible Birthday episode? C Bombs’ “Tales from Hong Kong!!!!’   UFP Crew Questions -          Superhero training -          Most talent-less hacks -          Stan Lee is ageless -          Rebel Wilson’s success is disappointing on so many levels -          Event to save DC -          UFP t-shirts ???   The Landscaper webcomic Vaderbomb – Fantastic band   Breaking Bad finale The Blacklist TV show review Sleepy Hollow TV show review Atlantis TV show review     Gravity Movie review (@ 1 hour 6 mins)   Nerd News! (@ 1 hour 32 mins)   Foxs’ new “Gotham” series New York comic con news -     &n

Another late one…. Whadday gonna do?   Shout outs to our friends   UFP Questions Miley Cyrus’ Crack habit Desert Island discs James Spader as Ultron Agents of SHIELD Breaking Bad   Nerd News Mad Men Season 7 split into two parts Better Call Saul confirmed Jurassic World confirmed Arnie potential casting in Avatar 2 Kelsey Grammer in Expendables 3 Marky Mark finally graduates High School Pennywise lives!

Better late than never eh? Sorry for the delay on this one. Here goes..... Live Tweets! Elvis Trivia  Read Berserk if you do't want to sleep Best Batman story arcs Best Elseworld stories The Biebs as Robin Nerd News Rubbish video game characters GTA V first reviews Grant Gustin cast as The Flash in The Arrow and own spin off series AMC confirms Walking Dead spin-off series Mighty Avengers #1 Villains Month: Harley Quinn

We may sound funny to us, but we (hopefully) sound ok to you. Let’s get it on!   G Money thought Robbie Williams and Robin Williams were the same person for years. We try to explain what happened with the Australian elections and what it might mean for us and the country   UFP Crew Questions! -          It’s official, Iron Man 3 is terrible -          New 52 Vs Marvel Now -          Best/favourite Directors -          Explaining the Australian elections via nerd/pop culture references -          Yeast infections -          Crabs -          Thor 2 posters -          Web shows we watch -        &n

Golly! Is that the time already?! The time where I have nothing witty or clever to say which doesn’t really matter because no-one reads the liner notes anyways? YES! That very same time! Let’s get to it…   Talking about our time spent at Apocalypse University Huge shoutouts  to friends and comrades:   The Comics Podcast Network www.facebook.com/ComicsPodcastNetwork @ComicsPodcasts http://www.comicspodcasts.com/ Rhymes with Geek  www.facebook.com/Rhymeswithgeek @RWGPodcast http://www.rhymeswithgeek.com/ Podblocked Twofer Tangent Bounds Blod pods network Boxed Whine Podcasting 101 Seven Days a Geek Super Podcasto Magnifico! The Pod with no Name   UFP Crew Questions -          Free to air television quality is dropping and you’re not getting old (maybe) -          G Money tries to answer a very long X Men/Avengers questions in under a minute! -    &n