TheViralCitizens podcast

In this episode we take a look at the 2016 election and try to figure out exactly how we got in this mess.    Thanks for listening!

In this episode, the guys cover the first 2016 Presidential Debate!  Fun!

Welcome to our 40th episode!  In this episode we discuss the recent news from Muppet relationship statuses to Kim Davis' battles with the Supreme Court. We would like to thank everyone who has listened to our show for all this time and we want everyone to know that we will continue to publish new content, and be sure to be on the lookout for some exciting new projects in the future!   

Welcome to the newest addition to our growing podcast network, the 1-2-3Cast!  Hosted by Derek Cumberland and Brian McMaster, this is your stop for all things Pro Wrestling!  In our first episode we discuss the results of the 2015 Elimination Chamber Pay Per View and give our analysis of each match.  Then we turn back the clock with some discussions of some of our favorite classic matches from the Monday Night Wars and Attitude Era!  Thanks for listening, and remember that our next episode we will be after the 2015 Money In The Bank Pay Per View!

In this episode, we discuss the hyper-controversial Indiana RFRA bill that set both the nation and the internet on fire over the course of a week.  Then we discuss the upcoming Presidential race and discuss the potential candidates after the announcement made by Ted Cruz that he plans on making a run at the White House. Thank you for listening!  

We're Back!  We would like to apologize for the lateness of the episode, life just kept getting in the way and handed us delay after delay, but now we are back in full effect! In this episode, we discuss the no longer so recent mid term elections and more importantly the news outlets that covered them.  Then we talk a little Star Wars news and discuss the current trends in video games, where Paul engages in a little trolling at Derek's expense.  Thanks for listening!  

In this episode, we discovered that after recording an entire episode, that an increasingly intoxicated Derek never hit the record button and we attempt to recreate the magic.  We discuss the topic of digital on demand distribution VS the movie industry and discuss the announcement of an all-female cast for the new Ghostbusters reboot.  We then discuss the possible solutions for the ebola epidemic, where Derek and the liquor arrive at the only conclusion that they can come to.  Finally we discuss the possibility and wonder of a Mel Gibson directed Iron Man 4. Thank you for listening!

In this episode, we discuss the past, present and future of Saturday Night Live and our favorite character actors from each era. Then, we discuss the current (two weeks ago) state of the NFL, and we are joined by our first ever special guest Marcus Johnson, who learns the value of a great Groupon deal. Thanks for listening!

In this episode Derek talks about the subtle nuances of a film titled "Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and 2" and how the film is having an important impact on today's modern society. Then Paul goes into detail about his plans to subvert the evil machinations of his internet service provider and finally in an announcement that is sure to grip the nation and spark healthy dialog about our aging celebrities, we announce our first listener contest. Thanks for tuning in!

In this amazing (and sound issue free) episode we discuss the film "Guardians of the Galaxy" and why it really sucks when internet does everything it can to try and spoil everything from movies to television shows.  Then we discuss our childhoods and talk about why its not such a bad thing to give kids a little freedom and responsibility. Finally we discuss a dust up over a newly developed New York apartment building. Thanks for listening!

In this surprisingly sound issue free episode, we discuss the World Cup and try to figure out what Ann Coulter has against soccer and boring sports in general. Then we talk about how to pull off the perfect scam if you are an opportunistic grandmother. Paul then issues a personal challenge to tyrant leader Kim Jong Un. We discuss the social media beacon of light, truth and justice that is Vine as well as the importance of choosing the perfect rapper name. Finally, we discuss the inevitable self induced computer driven apocalypse that is the sum total of our desire to stream Netflix just a little bit faster. Thanks for listening!

In this extremely timely episode, we decide to start the official Gwenneth Paltrow/Coldplay fan club as we discuss the benefits of "conscious uncoupling."  Then we discuss the recent California shooting and how insanely easy it is to buy a gun in the state of Indiana. (seriously, it's crazy easy)  Then finally, we discuss and try to solve all of the country's medical insurance problems.  And of course it wouldnt be the Viral Citiznes without some sound issues, so please bear with us as we try and iron them out as best as we can.  Thanks for listening!

In this episode we discuss the Donald Sterling affair and ask the most important question: Why the hell did he settle for that? Then Paul recalls a heartwarming tale of his grandfather.  After, we discuss why botched executions aren't really such a big deal, and then we wrap up with some more bad accents as we talk about some of our favorite new TV shows.  Thanks for listening!  

In this episode, Paul discusses his love for the sure to be future Acadamy Award winning film, "Brick Mansions."  Then we learn about the latest sore loser gamer craze "swatting".  Then Derek and Paul discuss gender issues at McDonald's, followed by an uncomfortable discussions about old people and racism.  Then we wrap it up with some wisdom from everyone's favorite level headed pastor Pat Robertson.   *NOTE:  There are some sound issues in this episode, we have some new equipment that we are still getting used to and we are trying our best to make everything sound as good as possible.   So please forgive us on this one and the next one will be much better.  Thanks for listening!

In this week's episode, we explore the Crimean crisis and what it means to us here in the states.  Then we discuss how setting fire to cars is a perfectly acceptable response to not getting ice cream, and then we de-cast the upcoming Ghostbusters film.  We then wrap up the episode with Paul's top 5 movies, which includes a movie about having top 5 lists.   Thanks for listening!

Ah, Sochi. The best Olympics in the last four years is a big topic in this episode. In fact, it inspires more bad Russian accents than an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle. From Russia we go to another depostic nation, the United States, where the Democratic Black Caucus admits to being Jar Jar Binks to Obama's Emperor Palpatine. All this and more in this disposable episode of the Viral Citizens Podcast!

Even though yhis episode starts off as a sportscast, it quickly devolves into possibly the most offensive show yet. Any more description would ruin it. Seriously.

This Florida-centric episode covers the gamut of news, including a female Marion Berry-wannabe, Derek advocating Satanists take control of the government, and septuagenarian rage. And Paul not only gives an extended Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation, but he also makes an impassioned plea to our regluar listeners that they should...stop listening? Only on the Viral Citizens podcast!

In this episode we get another appearance of 16 year old Derek and his teacher fetish. We also talk about the policies at snooty restaurants in big cities, and the latest in sex toy technology! Finally, a discussion about family court injustices rounds out the episode.

Probably one of the most offensive episodes yet recorded, it is naturally one of the funniest! That is quite an accomplishment considering the topics concern the novels of Cormac McCarthy, hyphenated women's last names, and speech impediments. Accept our tearful apologies (contined within) for episode 24!