Roaming Reigns

HELLO EVERYBODY! AND WELCOME TO YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST FROM DOWN IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF HELL PASO! YOUR FAVORITE RADIO HOUR, THE ROMAN REIGNZ PODCAST HOUR! I'M BACK LIVE AFTER A 3 WEEK HIATUS, AND 3 SHELVED EPISODES! HOPEFULLY YOU GUYS LIKED THE RESCUED LOST AUDIO, BUT i THINK i'M GOING TO DO THESE LIVE AGAIN! 3RD OR 4TH TIME'S THE CHARM! I HAD SOME VERY SHARP EPISODES RECORDED BUT I FIGURED, WHY RECORD FOR SOMEONE WHEN i'M ACTUALLY RECORDING THIS FOR ME! THIS IS MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE FACTORY! CONSIDER ME WILLY WONKA! AND THIS IS MY GOLDEN TICKET! SO I HAVE RETURNED TO CLAIM ROME-AN FOR MY PEOPLE! ACTUALLY i'M BACK FEELING BACK IN THE HELL PASO GROOVE. THIS IS EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST AFTER ALL. I SHOUT OUT ALL THE HOMIES, AND CLAP BACK THE NAYSAYERS. BUT I DON'T DWELL ON THAT OL' BULLSHIT. IT'S SUPPER SUNDAY LIEK omg! (DELIBERATE) FUCK THE SUPERBOWL. FUCK THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. YOU HEAR MORE ABOUT MOVIES, MUSIC, THE LIBRARY, THE GOOD THINGS I LIKE. THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY. YOU HEAR ABO

High there, oh ye faithful listeners! WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MF'N PODCAST! R SQUARED. NOW WITH 87% MORE Z! Worry not! This week's episode is late, but better late than never! More rescued audio goodness, as I fix my funky fresh fly DO! Anyway, this is another thought to be lost audio of what is EPISODE 41! Recorded in late September 2020! FLY AND FRESH! So revisit the start of fall with me oh audio voyeurs and voyeurettes. Pre election, pre 2021, pre winter. Lots to talk about. Namely cops, helicopters, and snakes! THE MARK of Z has returned! New pod art just in time for FEBRUARY! New episodes return next month! For now venture through the looking glass, and ask yourself WHAT'S MY NAME?! I AM THE ONE WHO PODS! You're GODDAMN RIGHT! Love it or hate it, here it is. Take notes! SO MUCH but yet never enough!  This one literally came down to the wire! The intro is COB, but additional tunes were intended for this one. Polished and fresh off the edit! Loving the new red thumbnail! As always, I keep it succinct wi

HELL-OH! And welcome to a very special episode of EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART:  ROAMING REIGNS! (FUCK THE Z!) You can't keep a good motherfucker down! And on that note, enjoy a blast from the past! A rescued lost episode from SEPTEMBER 19,2020. This was one of two maybe 3 episodes I thought I lost! I think I got a good new setup now. A PODCART recording desk, a clamp for my mic, and more space! Anyway, listening back to this, REACHAROUND IS FAIR REPLAY! Or some such cliched bullshit. It's funny to listen to myself at the end of the Summer, hopeful and optimistic, not knowing in the next month a lot of shit would come down the pike. I'm back on track, I'm actually recording this morning after I upload this BLAST FROM THE PAST! I finally tell the story of El Paso Karen, and a lot of the stuff I talk about ( GET READY FOR THE BATMAN DAY DRINKING GAME!) really foreshadows the bullshit that was to come in the following last months of the year. I sound high energy for as much as I harp on the fact tha

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! THE  NOT SO AMATEUR GOLDEN HOUR OF PODCARTING! Welcome to episode 58 of the Roaming Reignz hour. WITH A Z. Everytime! Anyway, here there be contemplation  and contempt! So we kick off with a bit of PLAYOFF chat. Nicky's team the Ravens v the Bills. Then of course the PACK vs the Rams today! I give my predictions. Then I move on to introspection about other dead pods, shout out the homiez, and ask what I should call the listeners of this programs! I also drop stats! IT'S A STAT EPISODE! JK Listeners from OHIO and WASHINGTON, shout it out loud! Leave a 5 star review!  There's some LITTLE RICHARD tidbis, and music, and books chat too. I am reading again! I have to give honest opinions about the BUMBLE girl's PODCAST, and I don't think I gave my opinion of the YOUTUBE wrestling rant girl, but next episode! Today I bring you the love for this. I love this podcarting. I shout out all the homies far and wide, and shout out all the other pods.

Hello and welcome to a very special episode of RR, your friendly neighborhood podcast. It's a somber one today. We lost a big name in the metal community. Alexi Laiho the lead singer, guitarist, founder, architect of Children of Bodom passed away late last year, and news of his passing made itself public earlier this week. Also, my friend Julie from the ANTHILL (OG) 13%er suffered a devastating loss, as her husband passed away from Covid 19. Here is the GOFUNDME link if you'd like to donate to the funeral for the late Mr. Brian Thometz', Julie's husband. https://www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-brian-thometz?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet Hopefully the link works. If not, search Brian Thometz on the GoFundMe main page, and click on that. Rest in Peace, sir. Julie, we love you! This one is a very introspective episode. Children of Bodom meant a lot to me for the last 20 some odd years. You always hate to hear your guitar heroes and creative music heroes die,

MERRY NEW YEARZ! BEEF JERKY TIME!  IT's 2021! Hullo and welcome to HELL PASO's BEST motherfucking podcast, bar none, inimitable, undisputed. Period! It's the first of the year, first of the month! Except it's January 2nd. We made it! 2021! FUCK BEST BUY!!! FUCK EM! Also, there is a literal MIC DROP 8-10 minutes in so brace yourself! I rescued the audio, so no worries. I also have a lost episode cooking for the SPOTIFY original! WE ring in 2021 sober, not blottoed. No MJ, NO KEGGERZ! I remember and pay respects to Mr. Jon Huber aka MR BRODIE LEE aka Luke Harper. Brings me back to rasslin' talk in 2021. NEW YEAR, NEW ME! New goals are essentially the same goalz I've always had. I read a lovely 5 star review, so if anyone else wants to leave a review on Apple Podcasts please do! It's sexy! I forgot to keep the language clean for a baby listener. Also, shoutouts and updates from the homies and their new year's ventures! Thinking about everyone! I had to start off with a rant story because customer service is decl

HELLO AND FUCK 2020! It's your friendly neighborhood podcart. The last one of 2020. Been a long goddamn motherfucking year, right? I know. It's the post Christmas blues episode. 364 Days until next Christmas! HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast returns for one last hurrah of 2020. The last RR episode this foul wretched year, and the last one of this decade. New decade, who dis? NEW YEAR NEW ME Y'ALL! This isn't one of those end of the year, New Year's resolutions. Well it's end of the year, but not what I dream and hope and aspire to change. It's about what I'm gonna do. Or who I'm gonna do. JK ha Wrapping it all up in a nice bow. The year trudged along like a snail, leaving all this anxiety and death and fear in it's path. But now it's almost over. I recorded almost every week this year, except for January or February I don't remember if I did or not.  I'll let youse hear about Christmas Eve, Christmas proper, gifts, fun, birthday cake, and egg nog. Not much film or books talk, but some. Next year, more w

FELIZ NAVIDAD MOFOS! It's XMAS time in HELL PASO! This is the 2020 Christmas episode! I'm uploading this as THE NIGHT BEFORE is playing. It's a little longer than usual, just with my message of YULE TIDE CHEERZ tacked on to the end of this ep. Anyway, we open with some CHRISTMAS DIAMOND. King fucking Diamond! Also, we open a CHRISTMAS CARD from some NEBRASKY HOMIEZ! I open it live on the air! I'm looking at that card right meow. Good stuff. Still time to get me yer address for a card, so if you want send an email to dead_rufio@yahoo.com or if you got my number, holla! Happy HOLLA-DAYZ! I talk about Christmas, but it's not overkill. Just shooting from the heart yo. Also Mexican Christmas grub, and some flicks. I also finally, FINALLY watched TENET! Quick blurb about that. This is mostly levity to enjoy during or after the holidayz. Little bit of football talk for Nicky the homie. Even if I don't like the Ravens. Shout out to all the countries all the homiez that listen when they do. Love for y'all. GASP! Some

QUE ROLLO, EVERYBODY! That means hello in Mexican! Welcome back to your friendly neighborhood bad ass motherfucking podcast. NO COFFEE AND RONA HERE. NO HOW TO SEDUCE A WOMAN DURING THE COVIDVERSE here. Just the best and most yucktastic podcart in Hell Paso, this side of the Rio Bravo. Down in the West Texas town of HELL PASO I got bit by a mosquito in DECEMBER! Also,  forgive the ATV racing around the block. This asshole is always up bright and early doing laps in the neighborhood. It's called ALL TERRAIN vehicle, not drive it on the street vehicle motherfucker! But now that we have that unpleasantness out of the way, I'd like to give the SPOTIFY stats for my podcart, and I do. THEY LOVE ME IN CANADA! BOY DO THEY! I'm giving the rundown of all the goodness this podcart did in 2020. We're world wide, BAY BAY! Then I reign in in and talk about the health of my uncles and cousins that came down with the Rona and other ailments. Christmas is almost here. I'm enjoying the sugar free Peppermint Mocha creamer

SEASONS GREETINGS homies and home girls. It's your PUPPET, your hook up, the most ONDA host in the barrio, vatos! Welcome to NATIONAL PUBLIC ROMAN RADIO, NPRR. ORALE! Anyway, howdy and welcome back to HELL PASO'S BEST podcast, the Roaming Reigns progrum! It's your humble narrator, back to fill you in on the season's yule tide festivities and shit. Starting it off with some Elvis CHRISTMAS music because why not? I'm a Beatles and Elvis fan so what? Everyone in the hood is! Today I lob a lot of Christmas talk in your ears. Movies of course. Die Hard. The British voice returns. Some belated birthday wishes, and a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BRYAN LEE JOHNSON tomorrow! I sound high energy and well rested, and the buzz and the hum is gone! Today's episode sounds crispy clear. THE PACKERS EAGLES GAME is about to start and I'm craving a RIBWICH. Let's see. I talk about the upkeep and maintenance on my car, and I talk about Christmas gifts and gift wrapping and the Dollar Tree.  Talking about Christmas movies, horror movi

GOBBLE GOBBLE MUTHAFUCKAHS! ERRRR.....HELLO AND WELCOME TO YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PODCART, EVERYONE! THIS IS EL PASO's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed! I have to apologize in advance for the mysterious and slight hum in the mic during the episode. I promise it will be gone by next episode, so soldier on and give it a listen, and I will appreciate youse forever! I kick out the jams, then bring it on home with a tidbit about the late great Mr. James Brown, the Godfather of Soul! I talk about Thanksgiving 2020 and thanksgivings past. I also revist Episode 0 the Spotify Exclusive, since it was literally recorded a year ago. Give a listen! Only available on SPOTIFY! Check it! The background noise is from the neighborhood. The hum is from I don't know what. I'll actually cover the new episode of The Mandalorian in the last 5 minutes of the pod, so stick around. Tell a friend. Tell two!  I discuss the prep and the goods I baked for Thanksgiving dinner. The coyotes are back! I also set goals

GREETINGS! Welcome back to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast bar none, undisputed! It's your humble, and mildly drugged and manic depressive friendly neighborhood host. We're back. There's still no disbursing of the RONA vaccine. Numbers of infected are up, our morgues and mobile morgues are oversaturated, so if you want a job hauling bodies come on down! It's less than one week until DIA DE ACCION DE GRACIAS, THANKSGIVING DAY! Lots to be thankful for. My mom turned 65 this week. Also, been taking drugs for inflammation since I've irritated my sciatica again just getting into and out of my car! FUCK MY LIFE! Anyway, some vinyl goodness courtesy of the Misfits! LOTS OF TALK about time in this episode, Some movie talk. I'm low energy, because TIM HORTONS coffee can suck a fuck! Lots of LOVE TO SPOTIFY AND ANCHOR! FUCK SOUNDCLOUD! Lots of thinking about the future, the past, and my nieces and family and yours too! Trying to stay sane and even keeled in the age of the bug. Vinyl records help. I think I need

Hellow everyone! I'm back this week with a Friday the 13th adjacent episode. It's actually Saturday the 14th of November when I record. Here we are, post election results, the universe correcting itself. I talk about what's going on with my Uncle's remains, and the COVID numbers for Hell Paso, which has seen a drastic spike in cases. I talk about my concerns and anxiety, and some hard conversations I've had with my mom bordering on morbid. I bring up Friday the 13th which I had on the tv while recording. Now I'm watching the Unrated Jason Goes to Hell. I talk about the Mandalorian season 2 a bit, and about reddit. But mostly my Rona fears and anxieties. Trying to keep it together, trying to be prudent, and trying to get past the grief and loss of my uncle. Depression sucks. Trust me. People wear your damn masks. That's all I have to say about that. It sucks how the world is so different from how it was one year ago. Anyway, winter is coming, Thanksgiving and Christmas, so I worry about all that. Shout out to

Rest In Peace Felipe Alvarado, beloved tio. Life, death, election results.  The yucks will return. Thanks for listening. I love you all. Al Rato. Orale.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BOO-OYS and GHOULS! HAHA Cryptkeeper style! Welcome to HELL PASO's SPOOKIEST MOTHERFUCKIN' PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! It is that day! Harvest Day. All HALLOW'S EVE! HALLOWEEN! Can someone tell the sun to fuck off? The leaves are changing, it smells like autumn, it smells like Halloween. But it also smells like a pandemic. At the top I give some news and updates on the doings and goings on during the pandemic, including LOCKDOWN HELL PASO part 2! I have Halloween 6 the Curse of Michael Myers playing in the background as I record, so I might digress! I talk about new ROB ZOMBIE jams and old ones too! Updates on what my costume is or might be, and also I forgot to mention a story from last Sunday but I will do that next episode!  Right now it's all about spooky movies, Dunkin Donuts spooky dozen, and a box o-joe! Come on down! I mention the Ghost Pepper donut at the bottom half of the episode. I am still pretty caffeinated believe it or not. So I get a little somber, I mention some movie

GREETINGS! First part Halloweenie spooky goodness. Second part, real life gets real. Enjoy! THIS IS HELL PASO'S BEST PODCAST EVER, STILL. Wear yer masks, ya dopes! Until next Saturday, the HALLOWEEN EDITION OF RR! I shall return! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! Don't let the RONA return! LOVE SPOTIFY. LOVE ANCHOR. FUCK Soundcloud!

Howdy doody everybody! Welcome to another episode of HELL PASO's best MOTHERJUMPIN' podcast, bar none, undisputed. It's your friendly neighborhood podcart Roaming Reigns. This episode will not just be exclusive to Spotify, but we still love them at the RR pod. I'm doing this for the kiddies, for the ears that only have iPhones. This one's for y'all.  So it's mid October, and I've just voted. Super Thursday. Bizarre experiences at the early voting place for me, as always. Some grim news at the top of the show, so stick with me, it doesn't stay bleak.  I put in some jams, and I give love to Spotify (fuck you SoundcCloud!). So the spikes are upon us. I bring it to the Rona and away from it, a bit of the politics but not much, didn't mention books this episode or rasslin, but soon. I mention horror flicks and shit. Forgot to mention Walmart has a John Carpenter's Halloween shirt. Or they did when I was down there. Git em while they last kids!  I mention the library and all it's goodness. But mostly

Buenos nachos errybody! Or, good morrow ladies and gents. It is I, your humble narrator, with another piping hot fresh does of ROAMING REIGNS for your ear holes! Spooky time is upon us again, but you wouldn't know it because it's fucking 87 degrees as I write this and it's sunny with clear skies outside right now. UGH! Fall/autumn my ass! This is EL PASO's best motherfucking PODCAST, UNDISPUTED, BAR NONE! Back up in your arse with episode 43. I'm missing 3 episodes right now. At least for now you'll know what will happen with episode 37. What you hear right off the bat is a LOT of were-WOOF talk at the jump. What can I say, I love were-woof movies. Watched a few. Need to watch a few more. BUT THE HOWLING IS MY FAVORITE! You'll hear why. It's brief. I don't have anyone to bounce off my love of spooky shit with yet. I mention kitties. I mention depression. Feeling better today. I'm giving youse all the updates. I think I'm sticking with the new format of 30 minute intervals. It's pretty smooth. Got a lot of hit

HULLO and welcome to the answer to life's problems, questions, the universe! It's EPISODE 42 of your favorite motherflippin MOTHEREFFING podcast from DOWN in the West Texas town of HELL PASO! EP's best mothereffing podcart. THE ROAMING REIGNS HOUR! I'm your humble narrator, and you may be wondering where's episode 40 and 41. They're in the can, still being edited. I went  through some existential shit for the last 2 weeks, but I will post those up POST HASTE! For now enjoy the answer to life in this episode. I don't know if anyone likes the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy but I do. I'm going to watch Army of Darkness as soon as this goes live. I hope you enjoy the recording, raw and unedited right from Anchor and into your ear holes. I've been bummed for the last few weeks. Idk why. Depression or some shit I guess. Crisis of existential proportions. Who am I? Where am I going? I gotta admit recording for this hour has been fun. IT hadn't been fun for a bit. Now it is again. And so we move onwards and up

Greetings and welcome to El Paso's BEST MOTHERFUCKING podcart. Bar none. Undisputed. Anyway, hi and welcome to the podcast you know and love known as Roaming Reigns. Or Legion, since it has a fuck ton of names. I'm  at a cross roads today as I am editing and uploading this podcast. It's a cloudy, grey, semi drizzly day. Nothing's wrong, except I feel empty. I guess you can hear the pangs of what I can only describe as the early onset of this week's depression clawing at my brain last Saturday. Yet I managed to record and begin to edit and make the podcast sound as crisp and as sharp as it's sounded in weeks! I watched the start of the 2020 football season yesterday. My team THE GREEN BAY PACKERS beat the Minnesota Vikings! I was happy about that. And yet I felt empty after. Watched the Bucs play the Saints with Tom Brady as the Bucs' new QB. That didn't fill me with joy. I kept thinking about the news story about Dak the QB for the Cowboys, which I am not a fan of that team, but hearing about his depress