Roaming Reigns

WELCOME TO HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART! FOR SUNDAY AUGUST 8! I'm getting into the future plans, new yobs, new prospects, and my opinions on things like BABY SHOWERS, MAWWEEEDGE, and shit. Also some TV, Movies, and THE SUICIDE SQUAD spoilerz! JOIN ME ON FEAR HELL PASO STREET 2021, WON'T YOU? TWEET @RoamingReignz and also if you know any graphic designers I need a new logo! WASH YOUR HANDS. WASH YOUR BUTTHOLE. WEAR THE MASK. AND GIVE ME 12 FEET OF SPACE YO! Time to get back to it! LOVE YOU GUYS FOR LISTENING! AL RATO VATO! ORALE!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

(28 DAYZ LATER...........) Guess whoz back? Back again. Roman's back. Tell a friend! ORALE! AL RATO!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY! USA! USA! USA! Now that I got that patriotism out of the way since this is MURRICA, welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast. BAR NONE! The undisputed heavyweight champion of El Paso PODS! R CUBED. ROAMING REIGNZ RADIO! This week it's almost Independence Day 2021. I talk about IJ, the movie, the free hoodie, and more movies and cinematic experiences and popcorn. I talk about half days and library contests and new job prospects. But then I get real with a story about a blonde and me and a movie house. You know, where they show talkies? Motion pictures? The Alamo Drafthouse! I also talk about yoga, losing weight again, and smoothies. My all time new top winner of course. New music and horns up to AT the GATES for putting out more new music into the world. Thank God for the library so I can find and watch movies I don't have. Thank God for car washes and wifi and Spotify and Anchor. Fuck SoundCloud. AT OUR WORST please come back BUD! Anyway, fire off some firecr

Hellow and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST M'FN podcart, the un-usurpsed, unsullied podcast R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). This week it's a continuation of the DEE DEE saga, the conclusion anyway. Also I went to see Fast 9 at a packed theater next to some chud kid that wiped his hands on his pants every single time he ate popcorn. Fucking idiot! I give some news from work, good and bad and the palatable. I rant and rave on mawwedge and the like. I also mention the big news from last week! It's popping off. And I spoil but give a brief review on Fast 9. Enjoy the show kids! Good song to intro the podcart. From the F9 playlist. It also kind of applies so it's apropos to this podcast. It's too hot to write any other details except I shout out some people, I wink at others, and here is this week's episode. Fuck SOUNDCLOUD. Love you Anchor and Spotify. Wash your hands, wash your ass, and wear the mask. Get the shot. 6 feet people! Enjoy the show! Someone tell the MOSHO to do my pod! Shout out to A Slut With

Last week I didn't record. This week I did. Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED. UNUSURPED. I have returned. And so. Has. Dee. Dee. Enjoy the YUCKS! Should I stay or should I go? Let me know @RoamingReignz on Twitter. @nononsensemofo on IG. Wash your hands wash your ass, get the shot, wear the mask. AL RATO ROMIEZ! ORALE! LATERZ! Fuck SOUNDCLOUD and AMAZON Podcasts. Thank you SPOTIFY and ANCHOR! LOVE YOU ALL! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

CONJURE DEEZ! JK HELLOW EVERYBODY! Have you ever listened to a podcart.....ON WEED?! Have you ever recorded......ON WEED? Me either. I'm sober and clean recording this but you'll enjoy the big reveal! Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKIN' PODCAST BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPED!  I return with another hilarious and revealing LOOK into my LIFE! You guys love it and I love that you listen! Thank yous all the way to EUROPE, CANADA, and North America! This is R CUBED, and these are my stories. Anyway, I watched the Conjuring 3! And I had an interesting snack prior to that. But I am still here, still productive, and recording live from the bunker prior to the start of Summer 2021! I'm sweating my ass off for youse ROMIEZ (fans of this podcart). Here is this week's tale. No spoilers, but the movie was spooky good and the food was good too. I didn't mention new people in my life, as well as all the female conversations I had. I forgot to mention the local comic book shop story! FUCK! Welp, that's for next

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO WRONGCAST! I gotta say I do say it's episode 79 right off the bat on the mic but it's actually EPISODE 78! GODDAMN REDDIT TROLLZ! Ha No, I did it intentionally. Or did I? Am I staying on brand with al the slings and arrows and shit flung my way? Maybe I am. Anyway, I got the episode number wrong on mic. It's 78 not 79. I also left my good notes for the pod talking points at work. Cue the violins! It's MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND but I didn't mention it on mic. The reddit trollz got my ire up! OR...did they? You decide. This is R CUBED. The Roaming Reignz Radio hour, HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART, bar none. It's PRONOUNCED ROMAN, fuck-o! But anyway, lots of tales from my walks, work talk, baseball, and even rassling. I review A Quiet Place 2 and I introduce the segment I BORROW COMIXZ and books and movies. You know, from the library? Maybe it'll stick? Who knows? I don't have that much leisure time to read at my own pace lately. But I'll try it out. Good to be able to say I've seen more

HOLA and BIENVENIDOS to EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! It's your humble narrator and host ROMAN. Tweet the show @RoamingReignz (can't change the Z some fucker took that other handle. FUCK IT!) I'm SO MAD! I'm IRKED! I'm IRATE! I'm FUMING. Except....I'm not. Honestly, I've been mellow since my mid 30s and not a moment too soon! On a very special episode, I'm down in the Kitchen recording while the hustle and bustle of the house is going on. You may or may not hear my nieces, sisters, or my mom in the background of the recording and it's sweet. It's funny they get all shy when a mic is on. This is endearing to me. They have no problem being on tik tok or on other socials but a mic is somehow making them all self conscious? Ha! Anyway some jams by Rage and Megadeth, especially ANGRY AGAIN, the Last Action Hero song since apparently I'm HULK LEVEL pissed.  Can you hear it in my voice? Some brief clicks and pops but the audio is actually crisp on this one! I got a haircut, I did a lot of returns, and I

IS THAT A ZOMBIE TIGER?! HRRRRRRRRRRR! BRAAAAAINZ!  Errrr......HELLOW and welcome to R CUBED aka the Roaming Reigns Radio hour. El Paso's BEST Motherfucking PODCART! I'm back after losing part 1 of this recording forever! I started at 11:11 and by 11:41 I didn't get to upload a very high energy and enthusiastic and charming first segment! So the beginning of this episode is loud so watch your eardrums! I started with some Silverchair originally (which is still in the episode) but now I kick it off with the Cranberries! Been on a 90s kick a lot! I jump back in trying to recreate the energy and to recall everything I lost in the first segment starting out with a loud revving car engine. (Something similar shows up in the second segment!) I continue on with Frank 5 Day recollections, and I talk movies, music, books, jazz and more! It's a veritable  cornucopia of subjects and JUCKZ! I do get real. I think I mention my BIRTHDAY or did in the lost segment. I still mention some of what I did that day. I'll

HELLO and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART, R CUBED! Roaming Reigns Radio! I'm your host and humble narrator JUAN CENA.....ERRRRR.....Roman. It's just that people have selective vision back east. They Can't C ME. But I saw them see me! Ha! Anyway, I'm BACK in HELL PASO, my home and native land. I love it here. Even after being anywhere else I always love coming back to my little slice of the desert. My own Tattoine. We kick things off with The Mars Volta, the home town homie heros! I listened to them on the flight back from Jersey! Red Bank was a trip. Mentally and physically it was a trip. A vacation! I drove down the Jersey Turnpike while WOKE UP THIS MORNING was playing! I avoided toll roads. I went to Leonardo, NJ to the Quick Stop! I met lots of new people on the plane, at the airports, and in Red Bank. I also visited the old site of the Stash. Etc. More on that in this or future episodes. I also recount some of the week's current doings. This one is a fast paced one, so watch me for the

Hellow and welcome to episode 74 of R Cubed. I'm in Red Bank, NJ today. Check it out! Love youse guys. ORALE! AL RATO! LATERZ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

Hello everybody and welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcart, bar none! The only one you can't usurp! R CUBED! It's me, your humble narrator Rome. Welcome to the show about weirdness around my life. This week is a doozie. I have a story about a dog that can scale walls and walk up them! WHAT HO! What is this DEMON BEAST?! It's real. It's TRUE! IT's DAMN TRUE! Also, IT HAS BEGUN! Mortal Kombat that is. I wax and wane about the MK flicks and even the vidya games sort of. I give AOW another shout out, hopefully version 2.0 comes back. I shout out all my pod homies and I also talk about music. EXTREME MUSIC! Death Metal! The good shit! I also rant and rave about vaccinations and the Dunkin Donuts story. I THINK I told it. I can't even remember and i just recorded an hour ago. If I can't, I'll just tell it next week or so! But coffee and walks and yoga oh my! OH and new desk. Lots of food at work, and good times. It's mid Spring in the bunker, but here I am toiling at editing and uploading this podcart fo

HELLLOWWWWWWW ERRY'BODY! Welcome to RCubed. This isn't A SLUT with Morals Cazt or KuntKazt or ZlutKazt. This is HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! And you are most welcome. I'm your humble host and narrator for the evening, Rome. How the heck are ya? I got stabbed in the arm yesterday with some sort of concoction so I'm feeling tip top today as you can imagine. I'm bringing some extra yuckz and whatnot to youse today. Just want to shout out the homies first as always and thank YOU for listening. If you're a detractor, that need not apply to youse embittered peeps. Anyway, I give a report on work for the week, and Friday's doings and goings on. Some realness, some rants, some shooting from the hip. The music is Testament in case you didn't know. Some shout outs to the nice and kind listeners abroad and here state side. I'm keeping the Rome rail running (say that 3 times fast) and I love doing this shit. Hope you love listening. IF you don't, why not go do your own? Listen to your own? Start your

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO THE TITTY TWISTER! HA HELLO AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, the REIGNING DEFENDING POD, R CUBED AKA Roaming Reigns! Since I'm recording during someone's birthday, I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDERELLA! I smell charcoal and lighter fluid! BBQ time! Anyway, I finally went to the movies! I'll tell you about my experience, and also about my second week at work. There's horses, and walks, and FIT BIT CHALLENGES, OH MY! Mostly monsters and rasslin, and oh it's WRESTLEMANIA 37 weekend! WRESTLE-MANOO! (INSIDE JOKE). Lots of rasslin talk, since it's MY SHOW, but also other stuff you'll like. Some about my coworkers and whatnot. I forgot to mention I went to the post office and waited in line again today! There's also STEELBOOK collector talk! Shout out to all my friends and the good kind listeners in Germany, Europe, and all over North America! I'm watching NXT Takeover Night 2 now, so I'm going to wrap this up but let you know there's good tunes at the beginning of this po

HELLLOOOOWW EVEERYBODY! This is HELL PASO's BEST Motherfucking podcart, bar none! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPABLE! It is I your humble narrator and favorite host ROMAN! Back after my first week back at work. Lots to talk about. Rasslin wise, it's a week to Wrestlemania 37. NOOTCH!  Also, I give you the skinny on my first week back at the office. Lots of new developments. April Fools and the days before were a doozie as far as my messages were concerned. I ALSO FORMALLY ISSUE ASWM host RUBY MAY a challenge to record with ME on R CUBED and for me to be a guest on her podcast! Will she accept? I'll keep mentioning it until she does! Long week. I'm tired, did a lot today, cut hair, shaved sideburns. Look good. Need nap. But here I am podcarting for you guys in extreme unlivable temperatures JUST FOR YOU! Guten MORGEN to our German listeners! Shout out to all the Romies (RCubed homies) in Europe, north america, canada, east coast, west coast! Mexico! ORALE! Enjoy the show. More on my life next week. Until then, Fuck

HELLO and welcome to R³ aka R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). I'm your humble narrator and host, back at it again in El Paso's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed. Still not usurped. The throne is mine! It's episode number NAUGHTY, aka 69 DUDES! Here I kick it with some new jams, some new good news, some thoughts (no prayers) on hoarding, cleaning up, and coming to almost a full year of being in isolation and furloughed from work. It's actually a year and change now since I've been away from work. I shout out all the ROMIEZ (the R³ Homies) and the lurkers and the detractors and the creepers. Good news, bad news, hopeful news. Trying to remain positive and setting goalz. I'm bending time and going cosmic af. I talk about quality time and movies and music and dvds and steelbooks and CDS. See DEEZ NUTZ! But seriously, I give a good spin on things, all things considered. I rarely like to watch the news, but just before recording I came across some good news. So I share. I shout out all the hom

Hello Everybody ™ and welcome to your friendly neighborhood unusurpable podcart. Happy first day of SPRING! So much yo say. So little time. New season, hoo dis? Check it out. Lots of good stuff, good audio, new methods, YUCKS, stories, and news. Updates for y'all audio lurkers! Listen and enjoy! I love you all for listening! Get your hands washed and keep the mask on and wash dat butt. Al RATO VATO! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

Hello Everybody and welcome to another episode of of Romanations 2.0, Residual Memories and Machinations. This is Roaming Reignz your friendly neighborhood podcart coming straight outta Hell Paso! And we are the best motherfucking podcast in El Paso, bar none! Everything is coming up Milhouse! There's big news at the very end of the episode so stick around. I'm keeping it realz and rawz. Lots of good stuff to talk about. I'm editing and uploading from my phone. I did record on my computer however! New developments. New shit is coming to light! I shout you out and give you love. Except Edna Mode. Fuck her. Fuck SoundCloud. Love Anchor. Love Spotify! Send in questions and comments and reviews! We're still going strong! Listen for more deetz. Get registered for your shits and mask up. Love you all. Beware the Ides of March! Take your prescriptions! Al Rato VATO! Orale! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

Hello and welcome to El Paso's best and realest motherfucking podcast! Undispouted! I say it's episode 63 in the beginning but it's actually 64! Fuck it! That's the type of realness you only get in HELL PASO's best podcart! News updates about my mum. Sobriety. And the machinations and slings and arrows of the week. TETANUS. Needles. Papercuts. OH MY! Listen and see! OR HEAR! Enjoy and thanks for listening ya audio creepers! Enjoy! Love you all! AL RATO VATO! ORALE!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

This one's personal. I give updates. Happy Valetine's Day, Jefa! BTW I say episode 62 but it's 63. Thanks for your support and listens. Love you all! Keep listening. AL RATO, VATO! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message