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In a RIP-ROARIN' episode, the Freaks FREAK OUT over the enhanced version of the original series masterpiece THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE! Marvel as how what was once a LUMBERING, SPACE-CIGAR has now become a LEAN-MEAN, PLANET-EATING MACHINE! THEN, if your brain hasn't exploded yet, it's a STANDOUT, DOUBLE SIZED issue of the DC comics in which Kirk and crew meet the versions of themselves from 20 YEARS IN THE PAST! Len Wein MAKES IT WORK! On top of it all, Scott and Chris get a ton of STAR TREK SWAG!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, the Freaks once again tackle TWO, COUNT 'EM TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! First up "Quiet As A Whisper" in which we get to see Troi make google-eyes at a deaf, ginger space-diplomat. At least this episode is partially redeemed by three RIDICULOUS deaths! Then, Data get's a bad case of "Grandpa On The Brain" in "The Schizoid Man", a perfect title for Scott and Chris to immaturely mispronounce! We also learn why androids and facial hair definitely DO NOT mix.Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, the Freaks discuss human sacrifice as a ratings booster, missed autograph opportunities and even STAR WARS COMICS! This time it's Marvel Star Wars #84 and 85, featuring two Solo-centric stories, one a Raiders-style adventure with a psychic kitty cat and one a comedic wrap up to a lot of rascally loose ends. THEN, the Freaks introduce a NEW FEATURE! INDIANA JONES COMICS! This month it's the awesome Marvel adaptation of Raiders Of The Lost Ark! Stick around to the end for an EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PREVIEW of the NEW STAR WARS MOVIE! This episode is dedicated to the memory of the great Ralph McQuerrie, the concept artist responsible for much of the look of Star Wars.Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for liste

THE LISTENERS HAVE SPOKEN! Voting is complete on this month's Commentary Monthly Monday and the WINNER is RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! The Freaks give the film their trademarked treatment but also deliver MORE! Find out about Jamie Benning's latest Filmumentary RAIDING THE LOST ARK! Scott receives some Indy books and an important announcement is made! Synch up your DVD players, get your popcorn, fedora and bullwhip and ENJOY!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In issue 41 of The Walking Dead we gain a new member of our zombie apocalypse clan and bid a fond farewell to a good chunk of Dale's leg. He and Rick get together for a stump speech. Join Scott, Michael, Sean and Chris for another BRAIN SPLATTERING edition of Walking Dead Wednesday. Also, if you stick around, there might be a little SINGIN'!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

CHAOS! TREMBLE IN FEAR as Scott prepares his longbox for a trip to MEGACON! YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE WITH DISBELIEF as Michael Bailey describes a FRESH SMELLING COMIC BOOK SHOW! WET YOURSELF IN FEAR as this month's Freaky Five brings The Freaks to their knees! AVERT YOUR EYES WITH PITY as Chris strains his brain cell to capacity and delivers an IQ KILLING ORAL REPORT on Frank Miller's Batman:Year One! Then there's the SPECIAL GUEST! Who could it be? SWEET JESUS - WHO COULD IT BE?!?!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks get all philosophical on Chris' new Star Trek book and then it's right on to SPACE LIBERACE! Oh yes, it's THAT episode and the Freaks couldn't be happier. Join them as they view Trelain through new eyes! Is he a fledgling Q or just another SPACE-PRICK? How do you spank a creature comprised of PURE ENERGY? These questions and MANY MORE come up in our latest episode, so sit down at your harpsichord, pour a glass of Tranya and light the candelabra, it's time for "The Squire Of Gothos"!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, the Freaks visit Merrie Olde England via the holodeck and attend an attempted space-shotgun wedding, or is it a shotgun space-wedding? Anyway, Data and Geordie pick up annoying accents and get doctor Pulaski to play damsel in distress in "Elementary, Dear Data". Did I mention that something GOES TERRIBLY WRONG with the holodeck? Didn't see that coming! Then we meet a true space-scoundrel in "Outrageous Okona" while Data tries to grow a sense of humor by watching a space-holo-comedian do Jerry Lewis impressions. Hilarity ensues! And MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF YOU'RE LUCKY...the Freaks might have a SPECIAL GUEST STAR!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Welcome back to Star Wars Monthly Monday! This month the Freaks have scored an AUDIO TREAT from E-Bay that they'll share with you! This month in Marvel Star Wars comics, The Freaks tackle issues 82 and 83 - literally tackle them and wrestle them into submission. We see the exit of artist Ron Frenz and the appearance of Bob McCleod! There's even a bit of cross-podcast comics ad synchronicity! For some reason, the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle makes an appearance! All this and YET ANOTHER AUDIO BONUS! Download now or be sent to the SPICE MINES OF KENNER (Kessel Spice Mines have been closed due to unsafe working conditions)!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In this very special episode, Chris welcomes Andy Leyland from the HEY KIDS, COMICS! podcast to compare and contrast the two zombie television shows "Dead Set" and "The Walking Dead". Everybody's getting their corpses in a bunch about The Walking Dead, but Dead Set is some pretty STRONG MEAT from (*sniff*) Charlie Brooker and deserves a looksee, too. Of course, the George Romero template is applied to both shows. Find out what happens when a crazed American on Mountain Dew teams up with a polite British chap (probably hopped up on Earl Grey) to talk about dismemberment!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Yeah, yeah, the title makes this episode sound all serious. Truthfully, the Freaks just got lazy and did a free-for-all topic show. The discussion is all over the map - SOPA and trying to put the genie back in the bottle, Disney's plans for Avatar land and the Freak's desire for STAR WARS WORLD and a spirited discussion on the Star Trek flavors the Freaks HAVEN'T been covering. Scott sticks up for George Lucas and discusses his plan to see Episode 1 in GLORIOUS 2-D! Expect GENERAL TOMFOOLERY! (Disclaimer - General Tomfoolery has been CUT from the show because his language is in violation of new internet decency laws!)Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Welcome to the first monthly commentary by Two True Freaks, imaginatively titled COMMENTARY MONTHLY MONDAY! To christen the new show, the Freaks have broken out a CLASSIC! BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE! What's not to love? A Go-Go in chain mail! Ghengis Khan and Abe Lincoln TOGETHER AGAIN and George Carlin! GEORGE FREAKIN' CARLIN! BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

WHAT? ANOTHER Two True Freaks show?! That's right, it's a bona fide Comics Monthly Monday SPIN-OFF! In this, the premier of this monthly show continuing our ongoing coverage of Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" comic! Joining Scott and Chris are show favorites Joe Anthrax and Michael Bailey as they jump in on the PULSE POUNDING coverage of issue 39, a good, gruesome episode to start with! Hear about the BUTTERFLY APOCALYPSE! FIND OUT which of our hosts is FOR REALS warming up HUMAN FLESH AS WE RECORD! MAKE ROOM ON YOUR IPOD (or whatever) - WE'RE GONNA FILL IT WITH FREAKS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

They're BAAAAAAAAACK! This wonderful episode starts off with lighthearted chat about racists, suicide cults and Charles Manson! Disclaimers are made! Welcome to 2012! Mike and Chris tell their "Jonestown Punch" stories! Then - COMICS! Mike and Scott talk about their Christmas hauls and how to bring your comics to work without destroying them. Listener Dan North provides a stumper of a "Freaky Five" this month as the Freaks try to pick their 5 favorite single issue stories. Another listener, Alan Leach Jr. provides the fodder for "Make Chris Read A G$DD@M Comic" with the opening issues of "PLANETARY". Where are The Walking Dead comics!? Well, the Freaks have spun it off into it's VERY OWN PODCAST! Look for WALKING DEAD WEDNESDAYS with the same Freaks from Comics Monthly Monday AND Shawn "Joe Anthrax" Engle every Wednesday after Comics Monthly Monday starting THIS WEEK! Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://

BEHOLD THE GOD THAT BLEEDS! Yes, this month, Shatner puts the ROK in KIROK who in turn puts it in Miromante in this month's episode THE PARADISE SYNDROME! That's right, sometimes a Captain just wants to shuck it all and GO SPACE-NATIVE! Find out how ancient astronauts populated the galaxy with planets full of HOLLYWOOD BACKLOT SETS! Also the Freaks read a DC Star Trek comic featuring a flashback story where Uhura runs afoul of some Klingons. Scott points out a TINY continuity error. Carmine Infantino is the guest penciller and you would think that would be a good thing......Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Star Trek - The Next Generation HAS RETURNED! This month the Freaks return with the first two episodes of the second season of TNG! THE BEARD IS BACK! First up is THE CHILD, in which Troi gets knocked up by a friendly space-night light just in time for a new space doctor to join the cast along with Whoopie Goldberg and her space-saloon! Next is WHERE SILENCE HAS NO LEASE where yet another space-jerk decides to toy with less advanced humans, probably because of their space-smugness. Also, Worf beats up Skeletor and one of the Ninja Turtles. Find out which Star Trek book has Scott torn about how he feels about it's "Save The Space-Whales" stance. More Star Trek than you can shake a space-stick at!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051

This month the Freaks return to format and are back at reading Marvel Star Wars comics! This month it's #81, which is the first post-Jedi comic. You know what that means! Han Solo is BACK! Was it worth the wait? How could you possibly find out by reading this? Stop wasting time and DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE NOW!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Scott, Michael and Chris finish off the holidays and the year with a short and sweet comic book cartoon commentary! What is it? You have to download it to find out, you big dummy! This one may be short, but that's just because the Freaks are SAVING THEIR ENERGY FOR A MIND-MELTING 2012! See you then!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

What's that under the tree? Shake it! OOOOH! It sounds like Spielberg! What are you waiting for? TEAR INTO THAT SUCKER! Yes the Freaks FINALLY get to give some appreciation to HOOK, a movie that isn't exactly a Christmas classic - but it sure should be! As an added bonus, we hear from Cobra Commander and the Freaks give you some sneak peeks into DiManzicorp's 2012 plans! DON'T MISS IT!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

WILL THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISES EVER STOP? Short answer - YES, but NOT FOR A MONTH! This time Scott and Chris drop a big, Enterprise-shaped present under the virtual Christmas tree! Trust me, there are worse things they could drop! When you shake it, it sure sounds like a movie commentary, but you'll never know until you unwrap (download) it!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!