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WHAT'S IN THE SOCK? It's another Two True Freaks Christmas Special - This time brought to you by TWO generations of Gardners!!! WHAT'S GOING ON??!! All we can say is that it is RATED R! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Tune in and find out!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's Christmas-Time again! The Freaks have HOLIDAY MADNESS and have prepared a special commentary to go along with the MUCH BEMOANED STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Sit back and enjoy this perennial Emmy winning classic of X-MAS ENTERTAINMENT. The first of many "presents" this month to YOU, from Two True Freaks!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks kick back with their buddy Michael Bailey and end the month in an informal and rambling conversation that leads (of course) in unexpected, hilarious and disturbing directions. Topics include : horrible 80's music, political correctness, Skinemax nudity, Mike getting a visit from "the Bobs", Bill Murray and Harold Ramis worship, Scott's disgust with the lyric "breaka my stride", inappropriate movie commentaries and SO MUCH MORE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's that time of the month again. Ewwww, gross!! Not THAT time of the month, you sick freak! It's the OTHER time of the month for sick freaks! Specifically -- The Two True Freaks! And Comics Monthly Monday!! This month, Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner -- plus show regular Michael Bailey -- are joined by special guest Paul Spataro in this extra-length and extra-hilarious episode. Paul reports on The New York Comic-Con! Michael reports on the Atlanta Comic Convention! Scott longs for the inevitable Abe Lincoln buddy-cop/sitcom tv show! Chris reads a goddamn super-hero comic! All this PLUS -- The Top 5 Lamest-Ass Super-Villains!! Download it. NOW!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to

This month the Freaks dedicate an entire episode to what is generally acknowledged as one of the greatest Trek episodes of all time - City On The Edge Of Forever. The first half of the show is a real-time commentary with the episode so you can watch along! The second half of the show the Freaks discuss their feelings and the origins and controversies surrounding this episode. (Hint- Harlan Ellison's name comes up).Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Freaks polish off the scandalous first season of Star Trek : The Next Generation with the final episode, "The Neutral Zone"! Space-Roger Miller, a yuppie and a housewife walk into the Enterprise...... No, this is not the beginning of a joke, it's the premise of the episode that re-introduces the Romulans! Then, they take a look back at the last 26 episodes and then set their sights to the future - SEASON 2!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The freaks JUST CANNOT get enough of special episodes! Since they just finished their Jedi coverage - why not cover a story concerning some post-Jedi adventures of our heroes? Hell, why not bring in fellow Star Wars comic fan Josh Bertone to talk about Dark Horse Comics' STAR WARS: DARK EMPIRE by Cam Kennedy and Tom Vietch! We get space tornados, Palpatine clones, Han's old apartment and JEDI BUGS! It's a short, but MEGA-SWEET episode!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Happy Halloween! The Freaks wind up the holiday festivities with a tribute to an underrated 80's horror film - The Monster Squad! Scott and Chris are joined by Josh Baker and Michael Bailey at the stroke of midnight to pay homage to the great Universal Monsters! Dynamite is thrown, Michael Bailey once again provides TMI and vampires swear at little girls. Any complaints about this show should be directed to Gillman, Gillman and Wolfman - Attorneys At Law.Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In this, the FINAL CHAPTER of Return Of The Jedi Month, The Freaks are joined by Michael Bailey and Josh Bertone for an episode focusing in on Return Of The Jedi STUFF! Records, toys, games, books and magazines - all the FUN STUFF. And boobs! Disclaimer: The Bruce Boxlightener who appears in this episode is not to be confused with the actor Bruce Boxleitner of "Scarecrow And Mrs. King" fame.Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This time around, the Freaks welcome Michael Bailey, Josh Bertone, The Irredeemable Shag and Andrew Leyland (pr. LAY-LAND) to a discussion of the Marvel Comics adaptation of (of course) RETURN OF THE JEDI! Archie Goodwin, Al Williamson and a host of other talented guests bring you the kind of hit-and miss adaptation of the final episode of Star Wars. Break out your old Super-Special, follow along and find out what these FAMOUS PODCAST LUMINARIES and Shag have to say! Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Return Of The Jedi is an awesome film, whether you first saw it in the theater, a crappy VHS tape or HBO. In this, the SECOND STAR-STUDDED EPISODE of Return Of The Jedi Month, the Freaks welcome a whole REEK OF NERDS to talk about their Return Of The Jedi experiences! Feast your eyes on THIS lineup: Michael Bailey, Sean Foster, The Irredeemable Shag, The D-Man, Josh Baker, Luke Jaconetti, Steve Rogers, The Hair Metal Hero and Jonathan Crites! Of course, Johnny Cash and Tina Turner put in an appearance! Michael Bailey sings! I'd tell you all the rest of the outrageousely wonderful stuff in this episode, but it will just slow down the process of you downloading it and listening to it!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK

The Freaks kick off RETURN OF THE JEDI MONTH with their take on the NON-SPECIAL EDITION of Star Wars - Return Of The Jedi. Remember when you used to go to the movies and sit behind those two idiots WHO WOULD NOT SHUT UP and you would get so pissed that you were either going to demand your money back or punch them in the face? Well now you can get that all in the comfort of your own home! The only drawbacks - you can't punch the Freaks through the internet and you can't get your money back for something that's free! YOOPA NOOPA!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

ANOTHER INSTANT CLASSIC!! Join those crazy, loquacious fools, Michael Bailey, Chris Honeywell, and Scott H. Gardner, for yet another mammoth session discussing everything from the smell of the 60s Batman TV series to whether or not Rob Liefeld deserves his status as comic fandom's whipping boy. The episode kicks off with more fun-loving, flesh-munching zombie coverage as the guys take a look at the next issue in their ongoing coverage of the Walking Dead! Then, Chris mentions the Con he HOPES to attend, Mike spills the beans on the Con he DID attend, and Scott runs down the MASSIVE list of cheap-ass back issues he's scored since last episode! TOP 5, the segment with the worst name in podcasting, looks at "Comic Books You THOUGHT Were Gonna Suck, But Turned Out To Be Fairly Awesome"! Rounding out the episode is perhaps THE FUNNIEST installment of "Get Chris To Read A Goddamn Super-Hero Comic" yet!! At a WHOPPING 3 and 1/2 hours, what didn't get discussed? The answer will SHOCK you!! Enjoy!Feedback for this

This month is full of rich chocolatey space-goodness! Scott takes a trip to the Kennedy Space Center and catches a Star Trek exhibit before it closes down -- get the detailed scoop here! Then, things get REAL UGLY when the Enterprise crew meets the Medusan ambassador in "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" I think it's a rhetorical question. But that's not all! Scott throws out ANOTHER curve ball and The Freaks break from the usual DC Comics coverage to read a MYSTERY STAR TREK COMIC! OOOOOH! MYSTERY COMIC! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, The Freaks decided to FINALLY cover the eagerly awaited "We'll Always Have Paris!" after three months of putting it off. In this bizarre episode, we find out that, in his younger days, Picard was a groupie for the Mamas And The Papas and that three Datas are better than one! Then it's on to... "CONSPIRACY"! This one will BLOW YOUR MIND! Actually, it will blow your face off first, THEN make your head explode leaving a smoking, hollowed-out trunk with a partial spinal cord hanging out. So, toast up a big bucket of mealworms and settle in for the long haul! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, The Freaks do a little gloating as Scott gets even more U.K. SWAG!! The trailer for the upcoming 4th Season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars is looked over, the total lack of Abraham Lincoln in Star Wars is bemoaned, and how the Marvel Star Wars comics series ended is discussed in as spoiler-free a fashion as the guys can manage. Speaking of Marvel Star Wars comics, The Freaks do their usual 3 issue review, but this time -- one of these comics could very well be THE WORST MARVEL STAR WARS COMIC EVER!! Tune in to experience the HORROR! BUY AND READ THE STORIES DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In this MASSIVE episode, The Freaks are joined by Chris Gallo, Chris Tyler - The Hair Metal Hero, Sean "Joe Anthrax" Engle, Sean Foster and Andy Leyland to discuss the SCANDALOUS rejected Wonder Woman pilot and the Captain America movie. WARNING - There is some adult content in this episode, as that is what happens when you get 7 guys together to discuss Wonder Woman. Chris Honeywell is ridiculed for completely "bolloxing" the first try at this show, Scott is humiliated for watching superhero porn and Andrew Leyland's sexuality is called into question simply because of his nationality and despite the fact that he is married with kids. Yeah, nobody gets away clean in this one. Mecha-Space Hitler rears his ugly head and get ready for WONDER SHE-MALE AND MOLESTER-BOT! It's three hours of RED WHITE AND BLUE STAR SPANGLED GLORY! LISTEN TO ANDY'S AWESOME PODCAST - HEY KIDS, COMICS! CHECK OUT NICK MADDOX'S PODCAST - GEEK NEW WAVEFeedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a pr

This month, Chris, Scott and Michael discuss all the fun stuff you've come to expect. Michael drinks beer and discusses BIG ASS FRIES, Chris discusses his gall bladder and Scott yearns for more healthy alternatives at fast-food restaurants and SALADS DON'T CUT IT. Then, it's the TRIUMPHANT RETURN of Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" with TWO WHOLE ISSUES! Elvis Superman is discussed, Scott has a new comic shop, the Planet Of The Apes comic is discussed and the boys eagerly anticipate the Apes movie. Of course, there's the ever-popular Top Five List, and Chris reads an EMO THOR comic! ALL THIS AND MICHAEL BAILEY'S NEW MICROPHONE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

STOP THE SPACE PRESSES! Two True Freaks have suspended the normal format and bring some love to the much-maligned Star Trek V - The Final Frontier! Grab some popcorn, put in the movie and then listen to Scott and Chris talk all the way through it! Is it a MASTERPIECE? Certainly not, but it's definitely a SHATNERPIECE! Buy 'Star Trek V: The Final Frontier' on DVD!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month the Freaks do a little housekeeping on their homepage, discuss the AWESOME SWAG they recieved this month and address bootleg Jango Fett masks. THEN, it's on to the MEAT of the show - MARVEL STAR WARS COMICS! this month we see our heroes get kicked off a water world, Artoo save the day and hear Princess Leia's puberty-inducing singing voice. Yes, it's THAT kind of episode, the kind where you ask "Why the hell are they talking about the Popeye video game?". If you listen all the way to the end, you get recruited into The Avengers by Nick Fury. BUY AND READ THE STORIES DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!