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King Kong Month BARRELS ON with the Dino DiLaurentis produced Bicentennial KING KONG! This much maligned film gets dusted off and is found by the Freaks to be quite a fun film, in fact, it's Scott's FAVORITE Kong! So what if the giant mechanical Kong was a bust? You've got RICK BAKER in a MONKEY SUIT! It don't get much better than that! Add an earnest performance by Jeff Bridges and you even start to forget that there's no dinosaurs! So sit back with a bowl of bananas and listen to the Freaks babble through KING KONG '76!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

King Kong Month Continues in this hilarious and somewhat sentimental episode as The Freaks take a look back at one of their favorite "treasury sized" comic books from days gone by -- Whitman's Movie Comics: King Kong!! Also -- SPECIAL BONUS -- It's Chris to the rescue as a bit of "less-than-encouraging" listener feedback seriously threatens Scott's normally sunny disposition (Yeah, right!)Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Hair Metal Hero and Luke Jaconetti join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for a JAW CRACKING, RAGDOLL CRUSHING, GAS BOMBING, EYE SHOOTING romp through Skull Island and New York City in the ORIGINAL giant monkey movie - KING KONG! Journey back to 1933 to the stop motion classic that started it all! NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY! This episode of Two True Freaks will be broadcast in black and white, please do not adjust your sets.Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join the Freaks and COMIC COHORT Michael Bailey as they munch popcorn and Combos and talk all the way through ULTIMATE AVENGERS with their mouth's full! Six years before Joss Whedon's little sleeper film there was a cartoony smash 'em up with many of the same elements and the Freaks figured, "What the hell, let's jump on the bandwagon!" Seeing how Chris had to read 13 GODDAM COMICS in the Ultimates series, we might as well make him watch the movie, too! And guess what? - INTERDIMENSIONAL NAZIS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, the Freaks Tackle issue 42 of Kirkman and Adlard's THE WALKING DEAD. Scott and Chris recieve some gifts from co-host Joe "I went to Italy and all I got was this crappy t-shirt" Anthrax after his trip to the DiManzicorp motherland! Scott delivers a dramatic synopsis of what he considers ONE OF THE BEST CLIFF-HANGER COMICS OF ALL TIME! Chris channels Rain Man and Michael Bailey channels Marcel Marceau (Google it) and the invisible man. KILL THEM ALL!!!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, the Freaks are back on format and spend the vast bulk of the episode desperately trying to bring some much needed attention to a neat little super-hero flick that just appeared outta nowhere, with no fanfare whatsoever, and could really use a box-office boost 'cause, strangely, absolutely no one seems to be talking about it. The Freaky Five Returns! As does everybody's FAVORITE segment -- Get Chris To Read A Goddamn Super-Hero Comic!! What's covered this month? Download the ****in' thing and find out, fer chrissakes! I don't slave over this shit for hours just so you can find out all the juicy bits in the blurb, y'know!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, it's a special edition of Star Trek Monthly Monday! Since we have reached the point of the DC Star Trek comics continuity hitting the Star Trek 4, mark, the Freaks decided it was time to do another commentary! Of course, it's Star Trek 4, The Voyage Home! Follow the Freaks BAAAACK- back through time as they visit the far-flung past of 1987 with the crew of the late Starship Enterprise! It's a good-natured romp where our heroes confront boom boxes, pizza, the cop from the Village People and the smell of Klingon spaceships!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

First up, Marvel Star Wars #87 -- Chris explains the issue and Scott feels bad for not caring more that the entire $%&# universe coulda been destroyed!! Next -- Meet Lumiya in Marvel Star Wars #88!! Darth Vader is Dead! Long Live the NEW Dark Lord!! PLUS -- Special Bonus -- Princess Leia helps set up the Space Al Qaeda! Awesome! Lastly, but hardly leastly... The stunning conclusion to John Byrne's premiere story for everyone's favorite globe-trotting archaeologist -- The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones #2Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's a BONUS MONDAY! Join The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell as they give the upcoming Summer movies the ol' HAIRY EYEBALL. Of course all the superhero heavy hitters are here, The Avengers, the arachnid and even the FLYING RAT, but the summer is not completely dominated by men in tights, Prometheus and Cabin In The Woods are giving the HORROR HOUNDS something to bite into! HEAR Luke and the Hero SQUEAL LIKE LITTLE GIRLS at the prospect of the new GI Joe movie! FEEL YOUR JAW DROP as Chris somehow confuses Sanford And Son with Hellraiser! Liam Neeson RELEASES THE BATTLESHIP! The Men In Black rip off Back To The Future and BOOBIES ARE BACK in Piranha 3DD! Abe Lincoln and Tim Burton take on BLOOD-SUCKERS and Hollywood mates up Snow White and Twilight! And, of course, MORE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicboo

This month it's a REAL RIP-SNORTER! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they watch Arnie RIP and SNORT his way through TOTAL RECALL! Philip K. Dick's dystopian mind-bender becomes a BLOODY, CATCH PHRASE SOAKED ROLLER COASTER RIDE in the hands of master filmmaker Paul Verhoeven! Chris suffers a psychotic embolism and channels our favorite Austrian Governor as Scott stands by with a taser. KUATO LIVES!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, join Michael Bailey, Joe Anthrax and Chris Honeywell as they tear into The Walking Dead #41! Joe pops his synopsis cherry with mildly pornographic results, Michael Bailey keeps breaking into song and Chris brings his brain damage to the table! It's a shambling, gurgling good time! Stick around until the end for a musical treat!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks ONCE AGAIN break format to bring you a THREE-MAN TAG TEAM COMMENTARY EVENT! Yes, Michael Bailey, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are back with some love for the classic Disney adaptation of Dave Stevens' The Rocketeer! Joe Johnston serves up some World War 2 era fun TWO DECADES before Captain America! Hear the Freaks discuss the film that fills Scott with the urge to "motorboat"! Join the TERRIBLE TRIO for some good old fashioned HIGH FLYIN' FUN!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join host Scott Gardner for a very special and deeply personal episode commemorating the 100th anniversary of the tragedy that shook the world -- The Sinking of the RMS TITANICFeedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

DISEMBODIED BRAINS! Fifty Quatloos says it's gonna be a GREAT episode if it's got GLOWING, PULSING BRAINS ON PEDESTALS! As icing on the cake you've got yer sexy green haired warrior woman, space-Bea Arthur and gratuitous catering equipment! Of course, Scott has read some Trek books, Leonard Nimoy pops up to make a strong, if cheesy anti-war statement and oh yeah - there's COMICS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's TWO -COUNT 'EM TWO great episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation this month! First off - Doctor Pulaski goes into all-out McCoy mode and gets all wrinkly and crabby in "UNNATURAL SELECTION", we get a whiff of CON FUNK and then Riker GOES NATIVE with a Klingon crew in "A Matter Of Honor"! It's TWO great episodes for the price of ONE! Find out about those annoying DARWIN KIDS and why it all ends with FLIPPER.Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Is the world ready for TWO TRUE FREAKS - THE NEXT GENERATION? That's right - the fruit of the loins of TWO Legendary podcasters have followed in the nerdy footprints of their old men! Scotty Gardner and Michael Leyland from HEY KIDS - COMICS! join forces for 2 and a half hours of GEEKY GREATNESS! The topics are all over the place - video games, donut eating cops, Lego abuse, delicious Twinkies, the proper ways to reference Star Wars movie and much, cat poo art, the Amish and much more! Find out about Scott Gardner's punishment regimen for his kids! This is LITERALLY not your father's Two True Freaks! Old guys - BEWARE - there is Grant Morrison apologetics and Alan Moore bashing! GO TO YOUR ROOMS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052

Star Wars Monthly Monday turns FORTY this month and the Freaks present a JUMBO-SIZED EXTRA SPECIAL EPISODE! First off - Marvel Star Wars #86 - one of Scott and Chris' ALL TIME FAVORITE Star Wars comics! This is where the FIRST MYSTERY GUEST comes in! That should be enough for one show, but the Freaks aren't done yet!! Next comes the Indiana Jones part where the Freaks go globetrotting with John Byrne and Terry Austin's THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF INDIANA JONES #1!! Grovel in astonishment as they bring in a MYSTERY PODCAST SUPERSTAR (not Michael Bailey this time, sorry ladies) to join them!! It's a RIP-ROARIN' GOOD TIME - so stick around to the BITTER END!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True

It's the SECOND Spielberg commentary in a row! This time the Freaks go off the deep end talking about the film that TRAUMATIZED SCOTT FOR LIFE - JAWS! Is Chris actually Hooper? Will Scott ever swim in open water? How do they manage to horn Pee-Wee's Big Adventure into this movie? Kids are eaten, chalkboards get scratched, scars are compared and an aquatic bloodbath is enjoyed by all! Pull up a warm bucket of chum and listen to the Freaks talk over one of your favorite movies!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

WARNING! This podcast is CHOCK FULL of ADULT CONTENT and SPOILERS GALORE! Join Scott, Joe Anthrax and Chris as they share their thoughts on Robert Kirkman and Jay Bonansinga's Walking Dead novel, "The Rise Of The Governor"! This is definitely not a show for the faint hearted or the kiddies! Tremble in fear as this zombie novel is actually compared to the Star Wars Prequels! Is the Governor really Darth Vader or Scott's Father? Listen and find out!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Welcome to a special episode of Comics Monthly Monday! This month's show is dedicated to Scott's recap of MEGACON 2012! Hear Scott regale Mike and Chris with his tales of visiting the con with his son Logan and then through the magic of podcasting - HEAR SCOTT AT THE CON ITSELF! What celebrities did he meet? Why should I tell you when you could hear it yourself five minutes from now? ALSO: weight appropriate cosplay, half-assed Avengers posters, and Michael Bailey turns 9 years old and reveals some of his presents! Again, what the %@#* is a KOOKLECHEW? BONUS DRINKING GAME -- Take a swig every time Scott says the word "gracious" and you'll be plowed halfway through!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening