Two True Freaks! 2

It's an EPIC BEGINNING to our INSANELY EPIC coverage of the INCOMPREHENSIBLY EPIC Star Wars Celebration VI! As it always does, it begins in the car with Scott Gardner picking up Chris Honeywell after his 32 hour bus adventure. Add Dave (The DLA) Atteberry, Chris (Hair Metal Hero) Tyler and Shawn (Joe "Guy With The Snappy Middle Name" Anthrax) Engel to the mix and things begin to get HILARIOUSLY NERDY. Add Flipper's Buffalo Chicken pizza to the mix and travel someplace that no podcast (thankfully) has been to before and hopefully ever again. It's MAGIC! Speaking of magic, hear Scott recount his behind-the-scenes look at the Haunted Mansion and take a couple spins across the galaxy on Star Tours, where you get to hear Dave Atteberry utter the most hilariously passive-aggressive "May The Force Be With You" ever! The G.P.S. is cursed, the indigent are mocked and we haven't even walked into the front door of the con yet! Be prepared for a month of GONZO PODCASTING!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefrea

In what's sure to be a contentious episode, Scott Gardner and Michael Bailey give up the love to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Disowned by Alan Moore, ignored by fanboys, Mike and Scott set up the case that this movie is basically THE 19th CENTURY AVENGERS! Agree? Skeptical? Either way, YOU GOTTA TUNE IN!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner, Joe Anthrax, Michael Bailey and Chris Honeywell as they FINALLY get to assess the damage caused by the Governor and his SHERMAN TANK. After a cliffhanger and a flashback, we finally get to see Woodbury's assault on the prison. Who gets shot, who gets eaten, and who gets pissed? Find out today!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner, Michael Bailey and Chris Honeywell as they bond over such things as how to organize your comics, "Silkwood showers" and Mad Magazine. Find out which comic book characters would go the way of the Dodo (and stay that way) if these guys (and you guys) had their way! Then, Chris, fresh from his "Hooked On Phonics" lesson, sounds out the words in the 6-issue Green Lantern series - Emerald Dawn. Also, Chris disagrees that Michael Bailey's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This time 'round, Scott H. Gardner brings you a SPECIAL presentation, recorded just a few weeks ago in which he and good buddy (and fellow podcaster), the Irredeemable Shag, visit the Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World. Spend an evening with Shag and Scott as they take in the sights, sounds, and atmosphere of the park at night, as well as a few of the rides and attractions, and listen in on the fun, freestyle conversations about an entire gamut of geeky subjects -- and not just Disney related stuff, either! (although there is some of that, too!) ENJOY!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This episode features the OLD SCHOOL TREK episode "Friday's Child", but that doesn't matter. What matters is the Freaks have scored a LEGENDARY MYSTERY GUEST this time around and things go OFF THE RAILS. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU ARE DRINKING MILK! Seriously, I CAN TELL YOU NO MORE - JUST LISTEN.Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's a short, sweet, and to the point episode as the Freaks examine two more episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, THE DAUPHIN and CONTAGION! In what seems to be a WORLD TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN, Scott actually LIKES a Wesley Crusher episode! Then - find out what happens when the Enterprise neglects to install NORTON ANTI-VIRUS on the ship's computer!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In which the Freaks anticipate STAR WARS CELEBRATION VI and reveal how the listeners have literally SAVED CHRIS' ASS! Hear his PATHETIC SOB STORY! Then.... it's on to the LEGENDARY MARVEL RUN OF STAR WARS COMICS! This time, we have a super-bonus set of comics - so huge that they eclipse the regularly-scheduled Indiana Jones coverage, but don't worry - he'll be back! This month, we return to the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk in issue #91 where our heroes play detective when the half-eaten body of Art Carney is discovered!! ... okay, not really, but that would have been a great story!! Oh, well, there IS a pants-less Malla, much to Chris' delight. Then, we move on to Star Wars Annual #3, a double-sized Klaus Janson issue that the Freaks are now seeing in a different light. Finally, it's another double-sized issue with #92 that ties into the aforementioned Annual AND introduces the most anti-climactic "New Dark Lord" EVER!! ENJOY!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True

Thirty years ago, it was a different world. Aliens scourged the Earth for peanut butter candies then battled for a trophy with a little bald pacifist, transvestite soap opera stars ruled the airwaves, little girls would randomly get snatched by demons living in their TV sets, the future governor of California decapitates Darth Vader and Eli Nutter took his wife and kids to see Porkys! That's right, it was 1982! Join Scott and Chris as they stumble down memory lane to pay tribute to the movies and comics of 1982! It's a FREAKY FLASHBACK!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In June of 2012, the world lost one of the greatest authors of all time, RAY BRADBURY. The Freaks pay tribute to this influential visionary this month by talking through the Disney production of Something Wicked This Way Comes, an often neglected and overlooked film that Bradbury considered the best adaptation of any of his stories!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In a spontaneous 2 am podcast, Chris Honeywell gets us up to speed with Hope Mullinax after a 6 month hiatus! Check out this random list of topics - TUMBLR, Summer movies, POLYAMOURY, Dr. Who, The Dark Knight Rises, The Walking Dead, BLIZZARDS, New York City, Hope's Anglophile job wishes, redneck dog repelling methods, and MUCH, MUCH, MORE! WARNING: HOPE GOES FOR THE PORN IN THE LAST FIVE SECONDS!!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join your intrepid hosts "COFFIN" JOE ANTHRAX, COUGHIN' CHRIS HONEYWELL and SCOFFIN' SCOTT GARDNER as they tackle (and beat) another issue of Kirkman and Adlard's The Walking Dead! This time - one of the all time great cliffhanger issues resolves into....a flashback! The Freaks have, shall we say, "mixed" reactions. Then the conversation gets REALLY (RE)ANIMATED when Season 2 of the TV show is brought up. The Freaks have, shall we say, "mixed" reactions. Was it ON TARGET or OFF THE RAILS?Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In what could almost be regarded as a precursor to the upcoming and momentous occasion of the "Hey, Kids! Comics!" Podcast joining the "Two True Freaks! Network", Scott sits down with Andrew Leyland for a little chit-chat (ostensibly) about Star Trek. And (eventually) they actually (kinda, sorta) get around to that glorious subject (after massive diversions and tangents into seemingly every other subject on the map)! It's a light, fluffy, no-format, off-the-cuff, shootin' the breeze style episode. Enjoy! Oh, and while listening you may want to keep in mind the old Klingon proverb -- "it's not the fall that gets you, it's the sudden stop at the end".Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True F

Comics Monthly Monday is BACK and ON FORMAT! Join Michael Bailey, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they answer the questions - "What the HELL is Dr. Pepper 10 and why is it not for women?" and "Is malted vinegar on fries the FOOD OF THE GODS?" and "Is 50 Shades of Grey porn?" Also - COMICS! Brace yourself for the Freakiest Freaky Five where the Freaks Fess-Up About which Female Fighters of Crime they would Fulfill their Freaky Fantasies with! Also, Chris focuses his COKE-BOTTLE GLASSES on the first trade paperback of STARMAN comics in "Get Chris To Read A Goddam Superhero Comic". Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Due to a FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT, the CLASSIC Trek and TNG Monthly Monday formats have been melded together into one CHERON-LIKE episode! This month, The Freaks are joined by one of their favorite guests - Mike "Bibliomike" Poteet! The luck of the draw has brought two extremely similar episodes together -- very much like that old Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial... Anyway, first up is the Classic Trek episode COURT MARTIAL -- where Kirk gets embroiled in a courtroom drama, but STILL gets time to mete out a few roundhouses! Then, BEATEN AND SOBBING, The Freaks and special guest take on the BIG question - "Is Data People or just a WALKING TOASTER?" -- in the Next Generation episode MEASURE OF A MAN. Yes, that's right, it's an episode chock full o' PHILOSOPHY AND GRAVITAS! It's a regular Masterpiece Theatre up in here!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League o

It's Independence Day It's Two True Freaks It's a mystery episode It's awesome It's about time you downloaded it already EnjoyFeedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

After a month with the monkey, The Freaks are back on format!! That means new reviews of Marvel Star Wars and Indiana Jones comics! Whoo-hoo!! But first -- there's some housecleaning, some thank yous to the listeners, Chris plugs the Two True Freaks Tumblr page, and Scott catches up on his Star Wars Expanded Universe book reviews. Also, Chris runs afoul of a Sith child at a garage sale , the much-anticipated Star Wars Celebration event is discussed, and Scott goes to Disney's Hollywood Studios for Star Wars Weekends (and brings back some awesome surprises)!! Then, it's on to the comics!! Unfortunately, these aren't the most stellar issues ever reviewed on this show, but that just means that The Freaks have to pull out their greatest defense mechanism - HUMOR! It's a MASSIVE EPISODE! MASSIVE! Enjoy!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcas

Scott's wife surprises him with FREE movie tickets -- and how do they choose to spend them? Well, on Ass-Kickin' Abe, of course!! Scott offers up a relatively quick and SPOILER-FREE "first impressions" review of our sixteenth president's latest flick. Is it good? Is it cheesy? Is it "historically accurate"? Isn't it about time you gave your last full measure of devotion and downloaded the damn thing already?Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

King Kong Month finishes up with Peter Jackson's epic 2005 version of KING KONG! Joining the Freaks this time is Chris "I Can't Stay Mad At That Monkey" Tyler! Not enough dinosaurs in the last Kong for you? Well batten down the hatches bucko, you're getting eight million dinosaurs, fifteen zillion crawly bugs, dozens of tons of angry monkey AND the kitchen sink thrown at you in this one! See the breathtaking recreation of 1930's New York, and then watch Kong BEND, FOLD, STAPLE, SPINDLE AND MUTILATE IT! A special shout out to listener Caleb Gerard for pointing out an appropriate bit of MONKEY MUSIC for this episode!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Chris Honeywell is joined by Jonathan Crites in this IN-DEPTH and SPOILER filled review of Ridley Scott's highly anticipated PROMETHEUS. Seriously, save this one for AFTER you've seen the film. Was the 3D worth it? Is it the SPACE TRAIN CRASH so many geeks claim or is it an INSTANT CLASSIC or somewhere in between? There's only one way to find out - SEE THE MOVIE and decide for yourself, THEN listen to the podcast to find out if you are right!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!