Two True Freaks! 2

With Scott Gardner still missing in action, Chris Honeywell drags THE IRREDEEMABLE SHAG in to talk nerdy! And talk he does, as they cover the usual Marvel Star Wars and Indiana Jones comics. This month it's a mixed bag with a Cynthia Martin Star Wars issue, an Al Williamson fill-in issue and an Indiana Jones comic featuring some great Howard Chaykin art. Also : Mon MILFma, THE NECK, Shag blows Wilford Brimley in to "The Man", Shag loses his Star Tours virginity and MUCH, MUCH MORE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, Chris Honeywell and Michael Bailey talk over what is often called "one of the best Star Trek movies", GALAXY QUEST! Beforehand, the conspicuous absence of CO-FREAK Scott Gardner is discussed and bizarre, yet plausable conspiracy theories are bandied about! Then- LET THE GEEK OUT BEGIN! Galaxy Quest is that perfect popcorn storm of a movie - a seamless blend of great casting, acting, writing, direction, music and special effects! Then, inexplicably, the post credits conversation lurches into Bizzarroland when somehow Oliver Stone's "W" comes up! NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! (Are you listening, Picard?)Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In a short, yet somehow EPIC episode, Mike Bailey, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell take a gander at THE WALKING DEAD #46, where we are once again reminded that the Governor is a real DICK! In addition to all the usual undead hijinks, Meatloaf (the singer, not the food), Vincent Price and Iron Maiden pop up for an impromptu tribute to spoken intros to classic rock songs! DON'T MISS IT!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In a special edition of Comics Monthly Monday, Chris Honeywell and Michael Bailey are joined by Paul Spataro and Jose Rivera who describe their adventures at NEW YORK COMICON 2012! Hear about 50 cent bin adventures, meeting comic creators, mystery con meat, Japanese sex pillows and BLISTERS! Jose does double duty and talks about the trials and tribulations of publishing his first book! Of course, with Mike and Chris present, there are tangents into CON FUNK, HUDSON HAWK (?) and of course - FOOD!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner present one of the best and creepiest episodes of Trek - THE THOLIAN WEB!! This month the Freaks revisit the episode that traumatized young Scott with images of a GHOST KIRK! THEN - the Freaks toss another log on the SPACE-FIRE when they bring the Star Trek: Enterprise double episode IN A MIRROR DARKLY into the mix. Long time pal to the show Chris Gallo is brought aboard since he suggested it! Chris breathes a sigh of relief at not having to hear the PATHETIC normal opening theme to ENTERPRISE. PLUS- Morgan Freeman brings us a LONG-DISTANCE DEDICATION! DON'T MISS IT!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for two more episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation. After Scott shows off his British Star Trek comics, the Freaks get down to business. First up is THE ICARUS FACTOR, in which Riker has some serious daddy issues. Also Worf says - "PLEASE TAZE ME, BRO!!!" In the next episode, PEN PALS, Data befriends a Linus-headed little alien on a DYING WORLD! Will the PRIME DIRECTIVE get flushed down the SPACE CRAPPER once again? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Once again Chris Honeywell and the entity known as Scott Gardner bring you a HEAPIN' HELPIN' of Star Wars and Indiana Jones! Experience the EERIE PRESCIENCE of the Freaks as an article by Camille Paglia about George Lucas spurs a conversation about the artistic parallels between Lucas and Walt Disney MERE HOURS before the announcement of the Disney acquisition of Star Wars. Scott, the HUMAN OCTOPUS, describes his STIMULATING vacation with his long-suffering wife and then it's on to comics - wonderful comics! This month's batch of Marvel Star Wars are actually the reason Star Wars Monthly Mondays exist! It's Cynthia Martin's two-issue tour-de-force where Luke Skywalker faces off against his former girlfriend turned whip-weilding cyborg dominatrix, LUMIYA! These are two awesome and groundbreaking comics! The Indiana Jones comic aint half bad either!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com

THIS IS A TRANSMISSION OF THE FREAK EMERGENCY BROADCASTING NETWORK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. When nature conspires to unleash a fury upon the world, know that the Freaks have got your back! This isn't about some trifling Frankenstorm or some piddling alien invasion..... DISNEY BOUGHT STAR WARS LOCK STOCK AND BARREL! Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell scoop up a veritable BRAIN TRUST of EXPERTS to weigh their immediate reactions! This panel of geniuses consists of Ken Morgan (Legion of Dudes!), Shawn Engel, The Hair Metal Hero, Bill Robinson, Scott Ryfun and the fresh from a date Dave Atteberry! As the internet stands poised to explode, join our hearty band of FREAKS as they try to sort out WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? "REVENGE OF THE STITCH"? "SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN EWOKS"? THE MIND BOGGLES!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podca

It's Halloween time and this time the Freaks talk through Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST, which along with ET, form the good and evil sides of Steven Spielberg's 1982 suburban diptych! Listen as Scott and Chris fawn over all the great Star Wars toys in the background! See the Hulk on a horse! Experience Kim Jong Il rescuing a little girl from inside a TV set! And always remember - IF YOU PICK AT IT - IT WILL NEVER HEAL!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

When Shawn Engel, Scott Gardner, Chris Honeywell and Michael Bailey can tear themselves away from talking about their precious bodily fluids, they talk about Walking Dead comics... and sometimes they talk about BOTH. This is one of those episodes. This time it's Walking Dead number 45 and a WHOLE HOST of bodily fluids. Also - a new word - "SMOOF!"Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

That's right, kiddies, Scott Gardner, Michael Bailey and Chris Honewell have convened ONCE AGAIN for an exciting, comic-filled episode! The Freaks are back on format, which means - BAD JOKES and COMICS GALORE! Also : "Badfinger" , a STUMPER of a Freaky Five, Mike makes Scott 2 years younger than he is, Chris gets some Big Ass Comics, Mike P.O.G.'S OUT and then watches The Dark Knight Returns, Chris reads the most GODAWFUL Lois Lane comic and it BUSTS HIS BRAIN! "Love that Superman! Love that Superman!"Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's time for TWO MORE episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! This time, Riker, Worf and Data are the victims of bad writing IN A GOOD WAY in "THE ROYALE"! THEN - Picard meets his wacky, phased out twin and they become victims of bad writing, but NOT IN A GOOD WAY in "TIME SQUARED"! Confused? You should be, but if you hurry up and listen to the show, it will all become clear!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Is it the SPACE BURGER KING or the dreaded SPACE KOOL-AID MAN? Is it a rip-off of MIRI or CHARLIE X? I don't know what the hell it is, but it's GREEN and it's PISSED! Kirk LOSES COMMAND of the Enterprise! Kids control minds with ARSENIO HALL FIST PUMPS! ICE CREAM IS SERVED! HAIL, HAIL, FIRE AND STONE! CALL THE ANGEL, WE WILL GO!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

After a month of in-depth Star Wars Celebration coverage, the Freaks return with MORE STAR WARS! This time they're back on format, so they bring the Marvel Star Wars comics AND the Indiana Jones! Scott reads a book about the Death Star, Chris gets some kiddie toys, Cynthia Martin makes her debut in the pages of the Marvel comics and Indy goes to merry olde England where a Bobby says "What's all this then?"! Also - PLANET OF THE KITTY CATS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Thirty years ago, two young Freaks went to see Steven Spielberg's new movie in a theater full of spazzy kids armed only with popcorn, soda and a small hand-held tape recorder. What resulted was a lo-fi, one of a kind snapshot of a filmmaker ROCKING A CINEMAPLEX MATINEE in the early 80's! Here it is, warts and all - the Two True Freaks missing ET tapes - ripped from the original CHEAP CASSETTES!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks have been sitting on this one! Recorded FRESH after Chris and Scott's first viewing of the Avengers, this one is enthusiastic! This one is a GUSH-FEST!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Here it is! The Freaks are part of a panel on Marvel's Star Wars comics! Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are joined by Jennifer Heddle, a senior editor at Dark Horse Comics, Chris "Hoth Ice Planet " from the Sarlacc Pit Podcast and Joshua Lapin Bertone of the Marvel Star Wars Podcast, who set the whole shebang up! If that wasn't enough, after the Panel, the Freaks bring t-shirt winner Scott Ryfun in to throw in his two cents as a panel attendee! What results is about two hours of two-cents! Find out how Marvel Star Wars taught us the words "behemoth" and "pariah"!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In A VERY SPECIAL TWO TRUE FREAKS event join us on a journey through the Connery/Moore James Bond movies. On Her Majesty's Secret Service is Andrew Leyland joined, on loan from the CIA, by Scott Gardner, Luke Jaconetti - on loan from Q Branch, and the man simply known as Spataro, Paul Spataro. It's almost 3 hours of BONDAGE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's a BLOODY BATTLE of DiMANZICORP ALL-STARS! Join Dave Atteberry, Shawn Engel, Scott Gardner, Chris Honeywell and Chris Tyler as they "relax" between the Star Wars convention and Disney World with a game of STAR WARS TRIVIAL PURSUIT! The movie references fly FASTER than a SPEEDING WOMP RAT, the body odor is more POWERFUL than a TAUNTAUN'S GUTS and these nerds are able to LEAP over KITCHEN TABLES for a MOUNTAIN DEW! As an appetizer, you get to hear the infamous "HEY, OBI WAN" poster brought to life ONCE AGAIN! MARVEL at the OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION! Feel your JAW DROP when you realize the sheer number of BRAIN CELLS WASTED ON STAR WARS TRIVIA that are in ONE ROOM. Want to destroy your liver in one sitting? Drink a shot every time The Hair Metal Hero quotes a movie. Are you the designated driver? Take a shot every time Honeywell gets one right! This is some HARD-CORE, IN-DEPTH convention coverage! Due to the placement of the revolutionary DiMANZOPHONIC SOUND RECORDER deep within Shawn Engel's BRAIN CAVITY -