Ten Ideas

Morgan Evans joins us this week to bring an end to the western institutionalization of materialism. Have you ever read any Slavoj Zizek? Is a question you might hear someone say on this, our only episode featuring everyone's favorite sub atomic particles, fermions. Watch for: transparent beanbags with one floating, rotten pumkin, Ryan's quiet malice towards pigs, and an idea that is perhaps dinged before it's time. Is it? YOU DECIDE.

This week a little Christmas elf named Morgan Evans stops by to spread his Holiday cheer all over us. Or is he an agent of the Christmas demon, Krampus,who will put us in a basket and take us to his lair? Also in this episode: Taylor and Morgan try to exchange a puppy at the Target customer service desk. Ryan is anxious he will try to eat a Yankee Candle and burn his nose. And a strip-mall hat store ordered too many Offspring branded Seattle Seahawks hats. 

Again, we welcome Halle Kiefer and Mike Scollins, as we scrape alcoholic pudding off our Nazi plates and cut our personal orgasm catchphrase ("Chest dicks!") from that live-action The Rescuers script we're writing on spec. 

Halle Keifer(VH1, Rolling Stone) and Mike Scollins (Mansome,Onassis) double up our donkey doors this week as we pitch and roll our weave and woof twixt and tween your ways and means. This is a good one.

Swim-up taquerias, sleep-over games, and knowing when to see a doctor about that nectarine-sized fistule on your lip. Again with the Kevin Meads, Darren Millers, and Kirk Larsens! Oi vay!

We crowdsourced this episode!

1. If a post-Sandy NY Marathon is in bad taste, then so is ALL SPORTS. 2. Blinders for babies so they can't look at you in public. 3. Gerbil cage-style drink tanks at restaurants. 4. If you're going to call your business Burger King, you have to employ an actual Burger King. 5. Hated corporations should have public sin eaters, people who would take literal punches on behalf of the company. 6. The skin of a whole chicken or turkey wrapped around stuffing/mashed potatoes/dressing and then fried.  7. Steaks have a monopoly on "Houses." Let's open it up to other foods.  8. They should make a cello out of Jello just to see if it works. 9. At-home blood donation. 10. Every state should have it's own Mt. Rushmore dedicated to different subject matter.

Election special, stolen from the very jaws of hurricane Sandy.

Ten SPOOOOKY Halloween ideas, PART ONE. Today we're passing out Take 5's, Maryland's Monster Birds of Mystery, ghost badges, moonies, shoggoths, and gratuitous pedantry. Which one has the razor blade in it? YOU DECIDE. Visit tenideas.tumblr.com for the full shownotes.

You and your hate date can find more information at the Robin Wright pen memorial pocket wilderness. Please do not feed the Egyptologists. visit tenideas.tumblr.com for the complete shownotes.

Episode 12, ergo: first day at pet college, respecting the decadence, capes too narrow, and/or coming out otherkin. See full show notes at tenideas.tumblr.com We love you.

Episode 11 symptoms may include, lowest common denominators, a Star Trek Experience in your Luxor, 2WRDTRX, and a table for two, no, make that one, at Sadley's. ps. ROOT BEER

Our Centennial, in which: we neep apes, the organ has an agenda, Ryan has a card for that, and freshman orientation at Asshole University goes off without a hitch. for full shownotes check out wehavetenideas.com

Episode 9, in which the green squeals peal through the dewey night and we all get slapped to sleep.

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SHOWNOTES

SHOWNOTES

SHOWNOTES

The Hut of the Baba Yaga you do the math cherry picker up on them stilts hut patrol catch that bird the new exhibit to build a Cyclops gewgaw vignette/tableau “No Rocketeer!” as a docent Uggs via duck horse parades rat bones truffle stump time for new colors cool jersey! those poor people not a huge sports fan babe ruth is dead Mike Barbazzo  early Genesis Peter Gabriel genius bait custodiers “What about these apples? How do you like them?” savant since the accident “Eff Fibonacci, who cares about his sequence?” I stopped by the woods on a snowy _____ light, clear, pumpkin treats wrasslemelon “Over to you, Summer Pumpkins.” Why were you doing it in the kitchen to begin with? Welcome to The Wheelhouse Spindle meats Mise en scene “Let’s hear about that hard pudding again.” putting the kids in the splashzone pressed lamb He Who Must Not Be Lathed origin of the T-shirt coffin/casket burying people in suits Luke 9:60 the visible man the painted pontoon sandals, the primitive choice You can’t be a tentacle. the son

Episode 3: We Don’t Know Paper money conterfition no one’s touched the jumble aloc driving while distracted our greatest president  the money maze three parrots on a branch missed connections “Boy, ken I.” wrought iron big pennies Spanish Harlem thermonuclear warfare the thing about Hellsville Spielberg heart Meat-for-May g-r-e-e-d taking some time LindelOFF Always Digimon Hounsou Alans Rickman Fire Planes 1941 Koko lasers in the jungle wake up america in the mood for meat harvest moon fingers of aroma popcorn can’t be poisoned The Blight of the American Hot Dog Farm Sad Fin Syndrome Sbarro Cactus cacten upkeep mom’s are busy, too union suits on Amazon familial myth (not in a negative connotation) the desert of the real an owl in him I don’t go to the gym animatronic? the three envelopes you meet in heaven 80lb kid When this guy gets buried in ash alive… “the” Argos Ithaca? Nah. a little bit of kissing is there a difference? pride reasons Urban Volcano The Molly Pitcher Scenario the laugh of the frenchman The