Ten Ideas

1. If a post-Sandy NY Marathon is in bad taste, then so is ALL SPORTS. 2. Blinders for babies so they can't look at you in public. 3. Gerbil cage-style drink tanks at restaurants. 4. If you're going to call your business Burger King, you have to employ an actual Burger King. 5. Hated corporations should have public sin eaters, people who would take literal punches on behalf of the company. 6. The skin of a whole chicken or turkey wrapped around stuffing/mashed potatoes/dressing and then fried.  7. Steaks have a monopoly on "Houses." Let's open it up to other foods.  8. They should make a cello out of Jello just to see if it works. 9. At-home blood donation. 10. Every state should have it's own Mt. Rushmore dedicated to different subject matter.