Ten Ideas

Friends of the show Halle Kiefer (@HalleKiefer) and Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) visit the Ideanarium to talk about what else, but background checks for guns, hahahaha, LOL JK, we talk about Starburst Gum, bespoke dogs, college Yodas, condoms for kissing, the end of selfies, and MORE helpful mayonnaise. Come drop by! The Ideanarium is out behind the Krogers on Route 12 just past the Human Elephant Graveyard, not the graveyard for human-elephant hybrids, the other one.

Tim and Tom of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING revisit the the show to inject our thinking buckets with ideas like: leg jackets, wallet lard tack, maybe zebra zoo meat, "Dangerfielding", and a ping pong table the size of a real tennis court. DISCLAIMER: This episode can not only be cleaned with fire but also supports the1860 Wilson amendment making single big rugs legal again. The Complete Guide to Everything is an excellent and beloved podcast that you would love. Help us out by reviewing Ten Ideas on iTunes.

Taylor and Ryan "enjoy" each other's company while discussing kennels for plants, e-rain checks, singe serving disposable wine glasses, a non-Halloween witch-centric holiday, and so much more! This week's episode is wracked, WRACKED with controversy. Tell us where you stand on Whatmakesamediacentergate 2013 by emailing wehavetenideas@gmail.com, and as long as you're there go ahead and spill the beans on where you buried your boot full of silver dollar pancakes. This week we are proud to bursting to discuss two ideas written and submitted by intrepid listeners Jordan Williams and "Li'l" Kirk Larsen. These two Ideagineers are what makes the world go round as far as we're concerned and also thats what you're called now. Ideagineers.

Tim and Tom of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING set up camp in the studio and chat with us about yanking sausage ropes out of sleeping police, exoskeletons for babies, rebooting the Tonya Harding kneecapping scandal, and the complicated consequences of public lie detector tests for politicians and religious leaders. We offer our sincerest apologies to anyone suffering from the genetic disorder of primordial dwarfism and also to anyone who works with henna. The Complete Guide to Everything is an excellent and beloved podcast that you would love.

Ryan and Taylor face each other alone for the first time in a long while and struggle to regain their once sure footing as a duo. Along the way, you get a reed snorkel and quick sand mattress as an alternative to suicide, ShoulderBuddies™ the Diner, a pair of googly eyes that might just change everything, yet another public, federally enforced engagement of the death drive, and of course SLIMES. Today's episode features guest ideas from Morgan Evans and Joe Stanton! Thanks guys! If you submitted an idea to Ten Ideas but are not one of those two humans, don't worry, your idea will be featured soon, so stay subscribed. We want your ideas! Email them to us at wehavetenideas@gmail.com

Aaron Jackson and Zack Willis show us the torches they found, and then introduce us to their new friends, Modern Rumpelstilskin, Alexammer Mammilton, Solomon Greengrass, and, oh no, oh god, it's the Smilovitz's. Don't look. Don't look. Oh god he's coming over. Here, pretend you're eating the JellyBread.

This week we tuck and roll down your grandma's hill with Pat O’Brien and Jason Flowers (the hosts of the best podcast in the world, America Won’t Shut Up). Inspector First Ladies, hat pups, savory cereals and cursive fever dreams are just a few of the stinging insects that will bite us as we roll over them. Wake up, Sarah. We want your ideas! Email them to us at wehavetenideas@gmail.com

Top mommies Pat O'Brien and Jason Flowers (the hosts of the best podcast in the world, America Won't Shut Up) join us this week to legalize store eating, classy floppy dicks for fragrances, and noble western-style homelessness. And, can we be honest? Look, there's some deadwood (Mississippi/Alabama) that nobody's gonna miss. Excuse us while we get the scissors, and the table-side waterfalls, out for a little trim. Here's your frisbee.

That's not a penguin on your stoop, it's our guest Cory Palmer! Put your shin halos on and saddle up, this week we've got national assault team champions, syphilis ridden mailpeeps with a serious case of summer camp, and microwaveable spoons (I know, right?). Plus, Cory's got glazeybones and despite all our rage we're still just a bat in a cage that has replaced the hood ornament on your luxury sedan. We want your ideas! Send them to wehavetenideas@gmail.com

You'll be saying "Yum, yum, yum!" just like a toilet this week when Cory Palmer stops by to blame Jim Cameron for the sea people invasion, dish out his BuckUpShithead brand of "greeting" cards, and sell us all on tiny harps. You listen to Mumford and Sons, right? Well you're gonna love these tiny harps. We want your ideas! Email them to us at wehavetenideas@gmail.com

This week, our first musical guest, Peter Naddeo (Laura Stevenson and the Cans, Archipelago) returns for a sing-a-long catastrophe! And Halle Kiefer, "friend" of the show, puts on a little sailor suit and slowly replaces one of our children. Everyone (death cryers, demolition experts, peen whippers, and mommycocks) is invited to the Radio Shack in Macy's for a fancy breakfast sandwich party.

This week, our first musical guest, Peter Naddeo (Laura Stevenson and the Cans, Archipelago) breaks up the monotony of our genius with music! And Halle Kiefer, friend of the show/enemy of the state, drops by to sell us  torture mugs for the lonely, Safe-T-Men, the terror of real-life cupids, and at least one handful of sink water. Give your mind's eye a rest for we leave nothing to the imagination.

This week, Cathryn Mudon, Riley Soloner, Michael Antonucci, and Yoni Lotan bike over to the studio and make guacamole in their bike helmets for his Royal Majesty the King of Clowns! We tip them in PeckBucks, the currency of choice at the Gregory Peck estate. And if you thought Ten Ideas couldn't couldn't get any more mileage out of spiders in your mouth while you sleep, you're in for a very rude awakening. 

This week we are joined by Cathryn Mudon and Riley Soloner! Oh boy! Listen to these beautiful, normal humans debase themselves by being on this show and discussing litter boxes for humans, snake dinners, and how to jazz up that Puppy Bowl (Spoiler alert: it's kids with muscular dystrophy). Two reputations down, about 7 billion to go.

This week, Dan Chamberlain (CHAMBALAND, Fambly, Left Handed Radio) pushes the show to it's breaking point. If you are a fan of Ten Ideas or of Dan Chamberlain, saddle up.

Sasheer Zamata and Dan Chamberlain join us this week to discuss 10 new "ideas" birthed fresh and screaming from the gaping loins of the American zeitgeist. Does Ryan automatically assume that time machines mean sex stuff? You bet! Does Sasheer like the idea of giant mecahincal arms that torture subway rats for amusement? She comes around! How do we solve the age old Pluto/Goofy conundrum? With existential horror! So put on your GloveCondoms™ and listen in!

Langan Kingsley is back and beter than ever in one of our greatest episodes. You'll be crowing "modern classic!" along with the rest of every human being once you hear us rifle through such gems as: re-organizing the Dewey Decimal System, re-enactions of classic concerts, dugongs, and surgically transplanting Tom Hanks' arms from his shoulders to his hips so that he looks like a human plus-sign. Plus ten new, American, fresh, Fresh-american ideas. Pret a porter.

Langan Kingsley, the brightest bee in this whole bee bar, stops by to dish about loving, learning, laughing, and the best place to download free Winamp skins online. All that and a visit from EmployoBot, the career advice giving robot, that you definitely won't get tired of. And of course, as usual, TEN new, original, American, fresh, fresh-American IDEAS.

This week, Frank Hejl and Karin Hammerberg are the guests so nice we had them back a second time. Come for the global, international subway system, but stay for the giant pill that makes people stop telling you their New Year's resolutions. Also: chumming for lions, rub soilin', and movies that go on 2 long, am I rite? And of course, as usual, TEN new, original, American, fresh, fresh-American IDEAS.

Frank Hejl and Karin Hammerberg ring in a rockin' New Year's Eve with us this week! This year instead of a giant crystal ball, we're dropping good bed bugs, charcoal sketches of a Big Fish DVD case, a dog in Jamz, and Dick Clark's wax head. Good Bugs!