Ten Ideas

That's not a penguin on your stoop, it's our guest Cory Palmer! Put your shin halos on and saddle up, this week we've got national assault team champions, syphilis ridden mailpeeps with a serious case of summer camp, and microwaveable spoons (I know, right?). Plus, Cory's got glazeybones and despite all our rage we're still just a bat in a cage that has replaced the hood ornament on your luxury sedan. We want your ideas! Send them to wehavetenideas@gmail.com