Pot Topic Podcast

On the Sabbath, as always, we wonder what is the point of boarding school, calculating the logistic of the centre of Centaurs, side with two dentists that the other eight rejected, kill a stranger, dance with the Fighting Pirates, AHHHH, tell animals to deal with it, capsule time, & pick a true conspiracy yet again.   Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Jonny, Captain Sickbeard & Luke.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Behind the Bastards: behindthebastards.com   TOM   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com facebook.com/ctmmaker instagram.com/sneakdante   JONNY This Living Hand – Risen: store.cdbaby

As the song once said, “Three is the magic number”. We prove it by courteously saying dank you to Rick, solving the Problem, jockeying around with names, trying to concentrate without Ritalin, breaking and discarding Chevy Chase’s future career, (just in time) planing our funerals, grouping together to give it to you, eagling a murder, & dictating what to do.   Thank you to our community contributor Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Some More News: youtube.com/channel/UCvlj0IzjSnNoduQF0l3VGng   Even More News: evenmorenews.podbean.com   TOM Heaven’s Gate: https://www.heavensgate.show/   Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links

Well worth waiting a month for…yeah, sorry that Tom got so drunk… we work out the best way to control population numbers, math out Dad jokes, make a nice white soup, ride her, choose a new nationality, transform her, ride her again, fight royal animals, refuse to wear clothes, Borky a pig, & we watch some porn on a PC for once.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Aussie Dan & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Heilung: facebook.com/amplifiedhistory youtube.com/watch?v=h1BsKIP4uYM   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinfer

Were you hoping for an in-depth and insightful take on the land of the long white cloud, the land without teeth that is New Zealand? Whelp, you've got some progressively more Dadaist Yelp reviews, shameless smash cuts, and constant mispronunciations of Maori and English words alike. At length. Also Hobbits.  ********************************  Soooo it’s been 82 issues, every fortnight over 3 years and we never lost a recording. That streak has been broken. Tom managed to record the issue due out today entirely on the microphone. Hope you understand why you’ll have to wait a proper episode. Begs your collective pardons.

Humming with our mouth open we realise we must be judged, level our class, encrust an American hero, drive The Channel, pick at breeding, & once again lose a stranger in 1994.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Ear Hustle: earhustlesq.com   DANNY Davie504: youtube.com/user/Davie504   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com facebook.com/ctmmaker instagram.com/sneakdante   JONNY This Living Hand – Risen: store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82 open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdr

This week we break a physicist by condemning ignorant non-gamer parents, determining the sentient part of Kool-Aid, invite you to an Arthurian Anime Batman Summer Party, celeb some scientists, go give Tobias a hug, rename us, swear at a blaxploitation dragon, and virtualise some Space Cadets.   Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz Eddie & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Theatre Royal Haymarket - Frozen: trh.co.uk/whatson/frozen   TOM Tobias’s Charity Fund-Raiser: justgiving.com/fundraising/thebaldeagle   JONNY This Living Hand – Risen: store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82 open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ   Crippled Space: thatcrippleds

Community we love you, community we do! As such we sit down to pay tribute to you Endurers and plan for the inevitable, save some video games, freak some Fridays, express our uselessness, slow down accommodation, sing some novelty, go behind the scenes of every ones favourite novelette, realise what we don’t do, flat pack ourselves, interlude for some music, disagree with food on Insta, and remember that tea never asked Russia for a veto.   Thank you to our community contributors P.A.U.A, The Viking, Cai, Rikard & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Grow Hou$e - The Future's Porridge From “Tales From the Bath” danielmcgrath.bandcamp.com/album/tales-from-the-bath facebook.com/Grow-Houe-1572041059713008   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking

Taz is drunk before we begin and Tom was drunk while editing so hold tight on this, OUR THIRD BIRTHDAY ISSUE! To celebrate we home run a slogan, quote a mute girl, booge some Californians in flip-flops, bubble-wrap celebs, tell an emo kid what we really think of him, vamp for time, design a god, answer what’s up with reality Doc, reanimate the Renaissance, and choose a scum & villainy.   Thank you to our community contributors John, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Big Al for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Coffee and Memes facebook.com/highrankin youtube.com/channel/UCp6IyhC-3BKA7_MZUQ-ia1A   Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server: (See the links

Fashionably late, the boys swan in with no excuse to tell you they are to be known as object animals from now on, remember that no one cares, determine Nick Clegg’s role in the awakening of Cthulhu, countdown to analysis paralysis, learn to love the Bomberman, hear some mouth hell, listen to something new & document our last fish story of the night.   Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan& Cai for their topics   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Batushka metalblade.com/batushka   TOM Rabbit Junk rabbitjunk.com rabbitjunk.bandcamp.com   Coffee and Memes facebook.com/highrankin youtube.com/channel/UCp6IyhC-3BKA7_MZUQ-ia1A   CHRIS HOWITZERBUG Howitzerbug Channel:

With far too many hosts on this show you’ll have your work cut out this week Endurers, as we miss the oblivious Celery Clinton, plan our foreign future yet again, interrupt with favoured deaths, prequel-up the The Last Lost Stranger Story Saga, cover a topic about pot from a pot, negate numerology, record the history of a lupine Lada adventure, defend our last music choice, and deny social media’s affect on us #indenial   Thank you to our community contributor Aussie Dan for his topic.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Christakis, Jonny, Chris Howitzerbug & Tobias   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server: (See the links below)   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Ste

This issue we play Dungeons & Dinosaurs, make it beautiful with Mr Squarespass, spy some Dalek undercarriage, order a smart raccoon bottle opener mother, remember the rotten, explore the final burgier, drop the needle, destroy minds for fun, call out some awesome names, program Monsanto corn, & call the Sickbeard at an inappropriate time.   Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM The Needle Drop: youtube.com/channel/UCt7fwAhXDy3oNFTAzF2o8Pw theneedledrop.com   JONNY This Living Hand…coming soon   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com facebook.com/ctmm

First off sorry about audio quality and Tom getting too drunk. About an hour and thirty into this podcast you soon will realise why we don’t record issues over the Internet: the Internet means Taz & Tom have a bottle of whisky to themselves. Before that point however we work out who is The Player of our game, Emoji up an Apocalypse, have a feline confession from Hal, then drunkenly comparison sports, and finally fail to give advice to a college-bound Toboggan.   Thank you to our community contributors First Mate Gingerbeard, Cai, Rikard, ?, & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Beth & Hal.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Eulogy Media eulogymedia.com   TOM Pot Topic

Here we go once again into the breach, dear friend, as we suck it up, propel ourselves though a discussion, Nathan Barley deal with a topic, we get full of beans, ask you to beer with us, realise the truth will -p-out, & will realise that you have to endure us for two-ish whole hours every fortnight.   Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan & Rikard for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Tobias, Hal & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   USER REVIEW OF CAPTAIN SICKBEARD: Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com facebook.com/ctmmaker instagram.com/sneakdante   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server: (See the links below)   HAL Talanas: talanas.org faceb

This episode, brought to you by “Hello Armpits™ - Deodorant of Tomorrow & Today”, we spray on topics of Beef Greek, the one and only sponsor Hello Armpits™, the eeriest of Indianas, Mystery Sex Theatre 3000™, finally killing the weakest podcast link, the letters 666, the Mr Blobby conspiracy, the ha-bringers of the Apocalypse, return to the next thrilling entry of The Last Lost Stranger Story Saga, Freaky Friday the hosts, & completely not listen to the last topic and just talk about Robot Wars & Scrapheap Challenge.   Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans & Cai for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Christakis & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TOM Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group: (See the links below)   TAZ & CHRISTAKIS Door to Wanderland: doortowanderland.co

Man(hattan) up & listen to our hosts give their final words, militarise animal excretions, space race with soviet wolfmen, not really cover the topic of cover songs, regret spending, make a nerdier Toy Story, simulate a simulation of a simulation, repeat a repeatable repeat, & try to keep up with the elf.   Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard & Chris Howitzerbug.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM BigLad: shitwife.bandcamp.com facebook.com/bigladband   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante   CHRIS HOWITZERBUG Howitzerbug Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   Anavae: facebook.

We tap dance around the Basilica of topics while sharing some smashing advice, pick-a-purgatory, have fun with Dysentery, yuck & yum whiskies, orientate Hobnobs, tell the story of John Woo’s hardest dove, doppel-our-gängers, flatten some Flat-Earthers with reals not feels, wish you a Merry Scroobers, & realise Rick and Morty beat us to it.   Thank you to our community contributor John Kerans for his topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Daz, Chris Howitzerbug, Tobias & Danny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Game Grumps - Mario 3: No Touch Challenge youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRQGRBgN_Enp7UsQ6uZuCbsoF1VPhBXtG   DANNY Paul Sellers: youtube.com/user/PaulSellersWoodwork   DAZ Tobias Court Music facebook.com/Tobias-C

Welcome to the 13th Community Special bash and we got all of the two hosts together to tell us some secrets, insult ourselves, put an order in, pull faces at ourselves, sink some bands, deal with dirty limbs, lose, resolve some past years, dream up some projects, & Netflix & Chill with Theresa May.   Thank you to our community contributors John, Rikard, Cai & Big Al for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Big Mouth: netflix.com/title/80117038   TOM Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottopicpodcast   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Fa

THE BIGGEST LANDMARK SO FAR so we celebrate by sharing jokes, changing places, sex-up ammo, explain why the collapse of civilisation into a right-wing dystopia isn’t strictly a bad thing, rap it up like a gift, invite guests to the worst dinner party possible, bang the Scooby Drum, reveal our aliases, have another contender in the World’s Slowest Form Of Communication, describe our recent alone-times, & conclude The Long Lost Story.   Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM HO99O9: ho99o9.com youtube.com/user/HO99O9   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/s

Possibly the worst show we have ever recorded we fail being interesting but succeed at being offensive while securing liberty, ghost yetis, dye a Shurk Hat into the next big thing, discover the North-South sexy divide, become friends with a dog toy, get all hairy and unsexify erotic toys.   Thank you to our community contributors John K, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Jonny & Bjorn.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Cracked Gets Personal: earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal   TOM Ear Hustle: earhustlesq.com   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante   BJORN Nothing   JONNY That Crippled Space: thatcrippledspace.wordpre

Fuelled by the Russian Wonder Water our hosts deliberate cooking well-ish, eating vermin, booping, correctly apologising to ladies for what we have said, dino-questing, skill envy, making movies and the uprise of the Badger Conspiracy.   SKIP AHEAD TO 31:25 TO MISS ALL THE ARCTANGENT CHAT. You’ll miss some jokes but we can see why you might want to.   Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Beth.   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: talanas - she is all (PREVIEW MIX) From the upcoming EP “velleities” on Eulogy Media. talanas.org FB: facebook.com/talanasband Twitter & IG: @talanasband   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Personal Disco VR: store.steampo