Pot Topic Podcast

  Top of the morning to you, as we embark on our first AM recording, where our hosts listen to a lovely piece of music followed by making a mockery of merch, embark on adventures with a barbarian privateer, check the levels of wrongness, have ourselves a Religion Royale, try to destroy Jeff Goldblum with our latest gene-splicing atrocity, read about it in the Inconvenient Times, call an expert teaser, council council spending, achieve the status of world planet legends, spend infinite bucks on irrigation & finally die idiotically.   Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Captain Sickbeard & Heather.   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Sabrina Fallah - Hurt from the EP “Kiss Is A Killer”, now available on iTunes Official Website sabrinafallah.com YouTube: youtube.com/user/thefallah Twitter: twitter.com/sabrinafallah Insta

This week we go for a bollocks tasting, New Zealand is not in England, double-slits are better than ghosts, selling nothing, beard twisters, once Cliff Richard, dyslexic ghost forms, changing social traditions by getting them to sod off.   Thank you to our community contributors Cai, Kiwi Dave, Captain Sickbeard, Danny & John for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Heather.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Pogo Disney Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC55F0F716633B781   TOM The Devil Is a Part-Timer!: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Is_a_Part-Timer!   EDDIE McElroy Shows: mcelroyshows.com   HEATHER EE advert, Lexus advert….sorry Tom couldn’t find them. Check out our website and I’ll post them up. My Dad Wrote A Porno: mydadwroteaporno.com   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodca

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to these pillocks babble on about achieving cued release, ducktaurs, Worgies, Pat Sharp, hipster tastes, a tale to warm your bear’s heart, Fission?!? Damn near killed him, language limitations, Absiloved Lover, peaking at Postmodernism, Psychosavato, & ruining wronguns.   Thank you to our community contributors Rob Grey, Rikard, Doc Mantis Toboggan & John Kerans for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Chris Howitzerbug & Christakis.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Polygon’s Awful Squad: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaDrN74SfdT5xZKh7TsCL4ydk7TOduLeu   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante   CHRIS HO

Back once again with the ill behaviour, we spit hot fire about psychological things we don’t fully grasp again, nom de la maison publique, hanging ten, our Battle Not-So-Royale, good vs truth, the most obvious horror story title ever, and our balls ups.   Thank you to our community contributors Big Al & Cai for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Howitzerbug Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Tricot: tricot.tv facebook.com/bakuretsurecords.tricot twitter.com/tricot_band   JONNY That Crippled Space: thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com   EP Coming Soon: This Living Hand - Risen   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @p

Following a very recent update, the crew immerse themselves in piss-water equivalence, normalised racism, the luggage apocalypse, a pop starlet's nubbin, viking pit interventions, reluctant heritage sites, linguistic grief, obselence, deep-fried mother, and the furry, four-legged embodiment of minor disasters.   Thank you to our community contributors Ozzie Dan & Rikard for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Jonny & Chris Howitzerbug.   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Muscular Child - Roller Gurlz From the album “Risk Factor 100%” on Cockroach Garage Records muscularchild.bandcamp.com IG: @muscularchild Twitter: @childmuscular   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Sense8: netflix.com/title/80025744   TOM Lukas Loc: youtube.com/ch

Apologies it’s a day late, Tom was too busy sleeping off a party. Hopefully you won’t sleep through our hosts discussing how annoying we are and how our parents are to blame, invent a new name for your mother’s noonie, market a knave, detect where the grub went, check in on Universe B, star Clint Eastwood in a new Spaghetti Western, talk ‘Tallica, have the fastest round of WSFOC possible, create a rift between hosts, create a porky children’s fable, pick a new Eurovision winner, cross pond comedy battle, and why Yorkshire broke our country.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard & Cai for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Eddie.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Stake Land: netflix.com/gb/title/70153301   TOM Cold Steel: facebook.com/coldsteelpiercing   EDDIE Eels - P.S. You Rock My World youtube.

In a world of full community topic pots, there is but one action to take: have a community special. Starring Mozart & Beethoven as Crying Panto Dames in ISSUE 60! Watch as they achieve great pot shuffles whilst performing their party trick of giving love life advice to a pukie pirate, they resolve never to feed him with cucumber pizza ever again. The results lead to a massive power dynamic shift as the duo take bath linen across the galaxy to get the pirate the ultimate topic to consume: BREXIT WITH A VENGENCE! As part of a multimedia experience we also bring you a mind-melting VR trailer, with music by Linkin Park now they have no talent.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Andy K, Gerald Wiley & Rikard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Murder in Successville: bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07h1mnp

Now comfortably back on the booze, the PTP crew pour themselves some deep measures & settle down upon eight inches of dancer, The U-Turn Queen, Y-front bassists, the greatness of ANAL, utility mitts, misdirected beard oil, Generation Rewind, The Oracle of PTP, parents seeing your sex tape, rape in the eyes of a platypus, & the crushing revelations of a sober dawn.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Big Al & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Bill Nye Saves The World: netflix.com/gb/title/80117748   TOM Rankin Radio: highrankin.libsyn.com   CHRIS Howitzerbug Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   HEATHER: Patrick Rothfuss - The Name of the Wind: patrickrothfuss.com   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebo

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Bone Tomahawk Dungeons & Dragons   TOM Talanas: HOW NOT TO - St. George's Day youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs   CHRISTAKIS Door To Wanderland launching in May doortowanderland.com Instagram - @doortowanderland Christakis’s Instagram - @spyroc doortowanderland@gm

Two men and two microphones get progressively more drunk whist try to converse about The Woz, opinions on opinions, A Bit Of Fry OR Laurie, digital vs analogue playtime, the stiff British losing streak, work-time woes, our capitalist weaknesses, our perfect mascot, and heirlooms of two non-sentimental fellows.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Ozzie Dan & Cai for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Reckless Abandon - Malibu And Sex soundcloud.com/wearerecklessabandon/malibu-and-sex Lyric video: youtube.com/watch?v=pLAH4gobEa0 Thank you community contributor Rob Gray for letting us play this.   PIMP BIT: TAZ The Adventure Zone: maximumfun.org/shows/adventure-zone   TOM The Needle Drop: youtube.com/channel/UCt7fwAhXDy3oNFTAzF2o8Pw theneedledrop.com   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope:

Roll up and shut up as we drive ourselves to anger, decide when to not kill ourselves, Oil of Olay some movies, give Captain Sickbeard some busy work, all jump on the first ship to mars,m cope with death, admire some people, hate some statues & pick an afterlife.   Thank you to our community contributors Rickard, Captain Sickbeard, Cai & Dave Vincent for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Sawbones: Dr. James Barry: maximumfun.org/sawbones/sawbones-dr-james-barry   CHRIS Howitzerbug Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   Lord Dunsany: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Plunkett,_18th_Baron_of_Dunsany   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast

Happy Community Spesh! Thank you for sticking with us and we hope you stick with us through this issue where we share various feline-nabbing techniques, identify everything cringe, sod the community as it’s all about us, stereotype The States, find ourselves talent absent, invite an inverted saviour to the party, hide our crotch shame, become Titanic Truthers, pit an apple against an android, drink some alcoholic mixer, be Net positive, eat a topic, break our earphones on a train, question why not, kill the high street and recognise unrecognised genius.   Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Cai, Doctor Mantis-Toboggan & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth & Christakis.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Simon Panrucker: blog.simonpanrucker.com youtube.com/user/simo

Prepare to be disappointed with the watery ramblings for two dummies as they struggle alone to recall childhood pleasures, remember retail regrets, taste water, plan time-travelling towel adventures, bigup Bullock, pick the best possible slave, bore you with whisky talk, decide on where to attach certain appendages, sing about language privilege, call a host about cake, disappoint our parents, rip fat cotton, dream a sexy surprise, predict the longevity of a balloon, and pick between two fictional badasses.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, The Devil, Rikard & Andy K for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz (& Beth sort of).   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Trista Bytes reviews Legion: youtube.com/watch?v=1LXo7m8DOAw   TOM Vampyre Anvil cracknation.com/vampyreanvil vampyreanvil.bandcamp.com https://www.facebook.com/vampyreanvil/   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email

In this, our ACTUAL two year anniversary, we decide to improve the format by intensifying it. To that end we deal with the lamentations of the socially inconsiderate, God, The Devil an Taz, a flirtation with Fanboyism, our aversion to practice, “finding the hero inside yourself”, Kent, and then round up with a realisation that maybe we’re not as superficial as all that.   Thank you to our community contributors The Devil, Rikard, Captain Sickbeard,  & Ozzie Dan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Beth.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Morass Of Molasses - Rotten Teeth From the EP “So Flows Our Fate” Buy it here: morassofmolasses.bandcamp.com FaceBook: facebook.com/MorassOfMolasses Upcoming London Show: facebook.com/events/188987678240830   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM The All Male Review: youtube.com/channel/U

Since recording, Tom has realised that 52 issues means that this is not the two year anniversary. That’s next issue and that’s how numbers work. Still, we are self-indulgent about self-destruction, the world loves kiddies, primary speech brainwashing, communications or cleanliness, scraping scrapbooks, does he ‘ave a car doh, mentors, licking and switching, Terminal Drone, Eben flow, monster fishing, and the hopeless reality of toilet paper.   Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent, Andy K, Captain Sickbeard & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: Andy’s Charity Fundraiser for Heart Of Kent Hospice justgiving.com/fundraising/IHATEMYFEET   TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend - pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend Pacific Heat - youtube.com/watch?v=3kgLo8vudXg   SHloppY Tv! - https://www.youtube.com/

  Welcome to the newly named Jockstrap Studios and to celebrate we discuss preferences in a wife’s origin story, how we take ours, a lack of spirits, what happens after now, breaking out the Tiki, blowing a hobo instead of procrastinating, cocktails should not focus on adding sodium to your diet, AGGREGATE FFS, the heat-death of the Queen, Ladies Love Cool Goldblum, flawed scientific prisoners, cranes, & the secret life of cranes.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Emokid for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Gregg.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend - pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend Pacific Heat - youtube.com/watch?v=3kgLo8vudXg   TOM Danger 5 - youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI   Website: pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: faceboo

Play along at home! At what point do Taz and Tom get so drunk they don’t remember the rest of the evening?   IT’S MY BIRTHDAY so I want to hear topics from the community only, such as the longest topic with the shortest answer, desperation snacking, the prettiest relay race, titular careers, Super sickness, Penguin Anatomy 101, incognito mode is for porn, even more X-Wing, the etiquette of joining in some parental passion, PTP business plans, the practicalities of Pokémon, spirit selections, & how we would rule the world.   Thank you to our community contributors Sophie, Cai, Captain Sickbeard, Anony-mouse, Andy K & Aussie Dan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & De’Ola.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.   PIMP BIT: TAZ Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante   TOM h3h3: youtube.com/user/h3h3Productions   H

Dashing through the topics on a one-horse open sleigh we speed through how veal makes it better, laptops equal living, don’t stop believing, the Steve Martin predicament, the damn racist busters, Bono is always wrong, English Mexicans, festive desserts, and jump into some celebrations.   Thank you to our community contributors Andy K, Captain Sickbeard, Cai for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather, Christakis &, Captain Sickbeard himself, Dom!   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend - pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   CHRISTAKIS Instagram: instagram.com/spyrouc   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Tom Scott - Welcome to Life: the singularity, ruined by lawyers youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante   TOM Game Grumps: youtube.com/user/Game

I'm writing this on a nightbus with a girl - three rows behind - throwing up effusively: So I'm gonna give it to you straight. This week we tackle practical improv, hard Millwall love, hating ratings, recommendation arms, bovine fart juice, nailing dat costume, professional boob weighing, rectal spite, messages to our hypotheticals, and then round things off with sinister failings.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Andy K, Rikard & Dave Vincent for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.   PIMP BIT: TAZ SHloppY Tv! - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag   CHRIS HOWITZERBUG Howitzerbug Channel - youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug Tista Bytes - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSV06jW8k06gHn-ZYQ9qmtg   TOM Big Al’s - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-

Keep a towel handy, folks, as - after dealing with contemporary UK semen logistics - we dive straight into the here and now, criticising criticism, cloaca runts, the Nickleback exclusion principle, and then dry ourselves off with dumb stuff by great people.   Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Captain Sickbeard & Cai for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Hal, Beth & Gregg.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 1st February 2017.   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend - pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   CHRIS HOWITZERBUG Howitzerbug Channel - youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   BETH Yakobpk Channel - youtube.com/user/Yakobpk   HAL Spires - facebook.com/SpiresOfficial The Carter Seagrove Project - carterseagrove.weebly.com   TOM My Dad Wrote A Porno - mydadwroteaporno.com   Website: pottopicpodcas