Pot Topic Podcast

For the last time we bring you an episode from Jockstrap Studios we try to bring back words, pick Haken’s greatest album with Celestial Elixir on it, die by cheese, write off kids because of climate change, build a wall on our border with Wales, choose a conspiracy, go on the worst ride at Disney, play with madness (can we?), fantasise about Hobbit’s feet, & reminisce over memories of the studios.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Juanatee & Can Cuin for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth, Chris Howitzerbug, Gregg & Heather.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ The Economist: economist.com   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   HEATHER “Children of Blood and Bone” by Tomi Adeyemi panmacmillan.com/authors/tomi-adeyemi/children-of-blood-and-bone/9781509871353   GREGG Boy Erased: wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Erased   BETH Simon Panrucker: simonpanrucker.com

PTP 104 - Plenty more fish in the f**k puddle   It’s our Birfday actually!!! Four years since we started we face-off Donkey Kong verses Doctor Robotnik, have a musical interlude, choose between squid and shrimp, introduce you to Dick Warlord, roll for whimsy, have a think about how we will probably die, decide which animal to have an affair with, straighten Hermione’s hair, state a preference for either a hundred duck-sized Björks or one horse-sized Björk, take a peek at our late night YouTube choices, swim with sharks or go paragliding, & move a country.   Thank you to our community contributor Seal for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Heather.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Jordan Reyne - Then They Came For You: https://jordanreyne.us6.list-manage.com/track/click?u=0abf7ae3abcb444abc14d0907&id=262bf889e5&e=88a1f37f73 jordanreyne.bandcamp.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A P

Late once again we make a preference between a mile up or mile down, don’t really review our latest band finds and just play them, pick our least favourite word, soufflé some games, have a classical interlude, work out if or when we grow up, hide our porn, pick milky t*ts or dusty butthole, & get really annoying talking about sweet and savoury for far too long in bad accents.   Thank you to our community contributors for listening to our topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom &Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Michael Reeves: youtube.com/channel/UCtHaxi4GTYDpJgMSGy7AeSw   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465 Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pott

Where is the line where the issue stopped being art? Was it when we put a limit on art, defined our lives as video games, chose a favourite word, picked a solo form of media forever, shared realisations that made us laugh, picked between 100 bouncy balls or 100 screaming chickens, decided if dogs know what cars are, counted too many guitar strings, or when we shared things that are mundane that we find satisfying? Oh! It was after the intro music, thought so.   Thank you to our community contributors for listening to our topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz Christakis, Heather & Captain Sickbeard..   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Seventh Dimension – The Corrupted Lullaby: seventh-dimension.net facebook.com/seventhdimensionband   TOM ISO 3103: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103   Introducing the Baroque Theorbo: youtube.com/

It’s a new year & the same old podcast as we make recommendations for tourists in London, have a tea fight, reveal our tabbing habits, have a muskical interlude, decide the worst 100 year old food, ski, phrase things about our podcast and not about our partners, follow a stream of thought about water & pick our favourite ciggies.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Gi & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Johnny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Slay the Spire: store.steampowered.com/app/646570/Slay_the_Spire/   JOHNNY Joe Rogan Experience #1035 - Paul Stamets: youtube.com/watch?v=mPqWstVnRjQ   OVIVO: store.steampowered.com/app/597700/OVIVO (also on phones)   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpod

Issue 100!!!…F**K YOU!!! In this simultaneously anniversary and festive issue we ask each other questions for once, pigeon-hole dogs, bring an extinct animal back, list things we haven’t used with our OG, & choose between ignorant bliss or a difficult life.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Alex, Heather, Captain Sickbeard & Rikard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Trism - Rise (from the album “The Lonely Astronaut”): trism.co.uk Instagram: @trismofficial   PIMP BIT: TOM Humble Bundle: Yogscast Jingle Jam 2018: humblebundle.com/yogscast/yogscast-jingle-jam-2018   Seventh Dimension – The Corrupted Lullaby: seventh-dimension.net facebook.com/seventhdimensionband   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group: facebook.com/grou

PTP 099 - Pottopium   Do you want a flake in that, luv? How about three drunks working out how they will probably die? How about doing bad observational comedy about locking phones? No, how about chosing their form of execution or realising they aren’t unique? Hmm, what if they invent some elements and discover they are actually robots? What about if they discover the worst film of all time and then find their entire lives are on YouTube? God, you’re hard to please! Sod off then! Enjoy your ice cream!   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, John & Johnny 5 (I’m guessing aforementioned John) for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Til Death Do Us Blart: blart.libsyn.com   CHRIS HOWITZERBUG Howitzerbug Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   Web

Released one week later? I hardly know ‘er! The boys bring you a late night debate about lubbadubs, set alight to some fiiiieerr, master remasters, explore our belly buttons, question Olympian swimmers on their breathing technique, choose our taxidermic position, choose our white rabbit, we get windy, release our lives our movies, & invent some IKEA furniture names.   Thank you to our community contributors Wheeler, John, Anon & Linka for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Donut County: donutcounty.com   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465 Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & w

The longest wait for a release in our entire podcasting history will not be worth it as the lads gathered transfer their consciousnesses into babies, get real earthy, interlude some classical elephants, show off our high scores, yum yucking yums, cross some roads with some chickens, show our Trumans, imagine life without alcohol & degrade ourselves for money.   Thank you to our community contributors Kwane, John & Rikard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captin Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Seventh Dimension - The Corrupted Lullaby: seventh-dimension.net facebook.com/seventhdimensionband   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com facebook.com/ctmmaker instagram.com/sneakdante   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.

Two hosts, one issue in which we explain running, curse some fools, experience the sexiness, list our Top 5, float some zombies, get ahead of the taboo curve, regret everything, impart wisdom on some babies, question Dick King Smith’s chosen career, navigate the pitfalls of manners, & pick an animal to consume us.   Thank you to our community contributor John for his topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465 Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics

On Taran’s last podcast as recident of the Jockstrap Studios Tom tells everyone how much he loves you guys, choose an end of life statistic to view, we discuss whatever the fook, stink up our own bogs, imprison a collection, fight five-letter words, decide  A2M is ok with cockney slang, & tombstone you cos we RIPPED.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com facebook.com/ctmmaker instagram.com/sneakdante   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group:

We are going in and find our inner narrator, once again we define obsolescence, cry a bit, consider banana cider, have a three-way animal class deathmatch, & want to try something more.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for their topic.   Hosts this issue are Tom,Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Chris Howitzerbug & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Coffee & Memes Breakfast Show - Mon-Fri 10am-12pm: threshold.fm   JONNY This Living Hand – Risen: store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82 open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ   That Crippled Space: thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com   On Being: onbeing.org/blog   The Nietzsche: thenietzsche.bandcamp.com   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthin

Once upon a (late) time we released an issue of a substandard podcast about our riders, our life credits, our maturity, our favourite soft drinks, our unwanted acquiescences, the state of TV & the Power of Greyskull.   Thank you to our community contributors John & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Robert Evans - A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization: amazon.co.uk/dp/B01839Q4ZE   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465 Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site Steam G

If one was to evacuate their bowels in the bed one might discuss poetry, your Mum says, tell me what’s your flavour, teaming up, Babymetal is music, create the Meta Pot, Samuel L some Samurai, pick a pest, experience some craziness, dey playin’ Marka, & 4chan some fortune cookies. Also skip to the outro if you get bored, it’s worth it.   Thank you to our community contributors John, B. A. Baracus, & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Captain Sickbeard & eventually Luke.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ & EDDIE Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Rankin’s Records Live: residentadvisor.net/events/1150707   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com facebook.com/ctmmaker instagram.com/sneakdante   LUKE Subharmonic some time in the future   Website: pottopicpodcas

Now this is a story all about how we scientifically number a chap and a gent, legalise it, beat twelve shades out of a human piñata, pick a pasta, play a thrilling round of your favourite game show: Whimsy, eat some cute animals, recant our recently, eat non-food, help Eddie escape, choose a narse best bit, blow some money on stupid stuff, and get around to some yes.   Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan, John, Cai & Rikard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Behind the Bastards: behindthebastards.com   Cracked Gets Personal: earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal   Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   Inja: hospitalrecords.com/artists/inja facebook.com/injamusic   JONNY ContraPoints: youtube.com/channel/UCNvsIonJdJ5

Now on its new release day of every other Monday we bring you Sword Gun Vs Gun Sword, debate the most evil movie villain, inbreed Cerberus, be gutted and regretful, discuss the magnificent beauty that is Tobias Court, memes Vs me-mes, tell anti-jokes and regular jokes for a bit, marvel in the glory of holes, name a band, work out why it’s so warm in here, remember anger, & rate & review tobacco.   Thank you to our community contributors Cai, Jeff Goldblum, Rikard & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: em

I bet you wish we wouldn’t but we are back, asking why the Jews, Dr Jones tries to pull me back to reality, relive Nancy Drew’s last day, consider cat-eared women, design a reality TV show regardless of morales, smell what the Breed Bot is cooking, escape the shed, occupy Skyrim, make a Bad Legend, treat ourselves, bat some flanticles about, divide up a sub orgasm, tell some fishing tales, draw attention briefly to goats, wydex a Horse Man, Christmas-up Star Wars, and make an enemy of Bob.   Thank you to our community contributors Dr Jones, Cai, Doc Mantis Toboggan, & Apples for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ & EDDIE & TOM & DAN Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   K

Unlike Gabe Newell we we bring you yet another episode of us choosing a life narrator, cybernetically enhancing our willies, hunting Lego men, sharing new theories, having eyebrows for lips, faking our deaths & bothering a cat.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard & Cai for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Chris Howitzerbug, Gregg, Luke, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ & BEX Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   LUKE www.plugmybum.com   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno: email@sneakdante-stealthinfer no.com facebook.com/ctmmaker instagram.com/sneakdante   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twi

Late again like a polycystic girl’s ovaries we arrive ready your ear tampons & roll a royal bone, roll a role one, have a keyes of snow, twin it up with each other, animate the inanimate, discuss how Yaku are messing with you pussy, Gary the Oldman out, plan out how to die tomorrrow, herd some evil, pet some morbidity, & bring back some words.   Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Toothbrush Reincarnated for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpod

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.   Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.   Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM William Osman: youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW