Pot Topic Podcast

This issue we kiss some dead people, punch ourselves to prove our strength, finally solve who framed Roger Rabbit, look at the upsides of isolation, review a very timely Tingle, prove we are doomed, & smash the patriarchy.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for submitting a topic.   Hosts this issue are Heather, Becky, Captain Sickbeard, Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com.   THIS WEEK’S CHUCK TINGLE BOOKCLUB TITLE WAS: Two Time Hugo Award Finalist Chuck Tingle’s “The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off”: chucktingle.com/getwellsoon.html   NEXT WEEK’S WILL BE: Two Time Hugo Award Finalist Chuck Tingle’s “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”: goodreads.com/en/book/show/24453778-space-raptor-butt-invasion   PIMP BIT: CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Instagram – @sneakdante instagram.com/sneakdante email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com   HEATHER “Free Chocolate” by Amber Royer goodreads.com/en/book/show/36912006-fr

With Tom sounding like Barry White for half an issue we share our gastronomical wishes that have never come true, fail to talk about the failures of postmodernism, change our digits for cutlery, review another Tingle tome, do battle against 100 duck-sized spiders or 5 elephant-sized spiders, & share the strangest place we’ve had a poop.   Thank you to our community contributors A:) & Joris Bonson for submitting a topic.   Hosts this issue are Heather, New Dom, Becky, Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com.   THIS WEEK’S CHUCK TINGLE BOOKCLUB TITLE WAS: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt”: goodreads.com/book/show/25397849-vampire-night-bus-pounds-my-butt   NEXT WEEK’S WILL BE: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off”: chucktingle.com/getwellsoon.html   PIMP BIT: TAZ Behind the Bastards Tiger King Special: iheart.c

First issue on lockdown we share our go to impressive meals to cook, ask if the earth is alive, invent a Pot Noodle flavour, qualify things as being better than capitalism, talk about bouldering, run through our lockdown setups, & bathe in food.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for submitting a topic.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Captain Sickbeard, New Dom, Becky, Heather & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com.   THIS WEEK’S CHUCK TINGLE BOOKCLUB TITLE WAS: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol” (free with our previous read “Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book…”): goodreads.com/book/show/24896554-unicorn-butt-cops   NEXT WEEK’S WILL BE: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt”: goodreads.com/book/show/25397849-vampire-night-bus-pounds-my-butt   PIMP BIT: TAZ She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: netflix.com/gb/t

WE HAD OUR FIRST REAL BREAK EVER!!! It was just in time for our 5 year anniversary, therefore we do not feel guilty about taking two and a bit months to put an issue up….OK, we are very guilty but we do bring you the New Satanic Panic, the most meta Tingle review yet, recap our favourite festival moments, share our useless skills, slam some crap board games, choose a game world to live in, & finally put to rest the “is cereal soup” argument.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard & Rob Gray for submitting a topic.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Johnny, Heather & Seal.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com.   THIS WEEK’S CHUCK TINGLE BOOKCLUB TITLE WAS: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"”): goodreads.com/book/show/30836660-slammed-by-the-su

Like a couple banging in the pub toilets we come loud & drunk to decide who is the Ryu of the podcast, face-off Keanu Reeves vs Jeff Goldblum, work out if we would wear wigs, share what films we missed in the cinema that we wish we hadn’t, get pounded in the butt by Monday, & pick 1 sharp knife versus 100 blunt ones.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for submitting a topic.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com.   THIS WEEK’S CHUCK TINGLE BOOKCLUB TITLE WAS: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Monday Pounds Me In The Butt” (free with our previous read “Pounded By The Pound”): goodreads.com/book/show/27998767-monday-pounds-me-in-the-butt   NEXT WEEK’S WILL BE: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"”:

Winter did done & come, didn’t it? Well it’s just in time to hear our hosts express how cool the Manosphere is, take a lot of money to go away and be on our own, pick an animal to have human hands, take an audio topic about narrow boats (those skinny m.f.ers), decide whether to stay awake or dream forever, & self-drive ourselves into a drunken stupor. Thank you to our community contributor A:) & Rikard for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Heather, Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com.   THIS WEEK’S CHUCK TINGLE BOOKCLUB TITLE WAS: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union”: goodreads.com/en/book/show/30749511-pounded-by-the-pound   NEXT WEEK’S WILL BE: Two Time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle’s “Monday Pounds Me In The Butt” (which is in the previous ebook so you don’t need to buy anything new thi

Lacking hosts we dive head first into familial weird names for things, abstract sandwich ideas, pick our spirit bird, sod off the Twitch Sings thing, get all binary with it, wish we’d learnt things at school, work out what we taste like, name this seasons hottest paints, & do some creepy weird mashups.   The binary translated to ”Change Places”...worth the wait.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic and mortal coil ideas at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   TOM Chuck Tingle Book Club: Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union: goodreads.com/book/show/30749511-pounded-by-the-pound amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01HJXVP8G/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_asin_title_o06?ie=UTF8&psc=1   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pot

This well late spooOOoooky issue (same as a regular issue but with more echo and reverb) will haunt you nightmares as we touch on such forbidden topics as the unknown smell of Hugh Jackman, endurers enduring enduring as much as they quantifiably can, get stuck with YouTubers on a deserted island, realise there’s a reason we don’t watch live TV, be mammals, re-enact a war between Centaurs & Unicorns, sell ourselves, & Alexa buy some whimsy. Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for submitting topics   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Captain Sickbeard   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   TOM Rings of Saturn: facebook.com/RingsofSaturnband youtu.be/QYiw5btjDLQ   HEATHER The Wolf Workshop: thewolfworkshop.co.uk facebook.com/thewolfworkshop etsy.com/uk/sh

After a month of silence we return with a podcast virgin to yeet stuff at Nazis, find peanut butter flavour combos, get a cat a tonic, countdown to our deaths, guess how disappointed our parents are in us, get the job done, question Fallout’s pet options & request some essays and scientific studies. Thank you to our community contributor BoJo for submitting a topic.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Seal.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   Riot Pony: riotpony.com   TOM Seventh Dimension: seventh-dimension.net facebook.com/seventhdimensionband   HEATHER GoneRogueCosplay etsy.com/shop/GoneRogueCosplay ”POT117” discount code that doesn’t exist yet   SEAL Talal Karkouti: youtube.com/channel/UCjdKTmya8-B-SANeP6vRyVQ twitter.com/Talalaban   Website: pottopicpodcast.

  Taz is hanging out his arse, which make for a very entertaining journey as we pick celebs to drink with, write a speech to justify murdering our countrymen, calculate the opposite of art, wish we hadn’t tried things, work out what doesn’t work on an audio medium, enjoy the call of nature, & justify the unjustifiable purchase.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Gregg   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   Pindex: youtube.com/channel/UCDg_EVBPyUmKrR54mp9Wjyw   TOM Damim: facebook.com/dam.nation.uk dam-nation.bandcamp.com youtube.com/channel/UCO7lbfoGMYAclc0or_9tyew dam-nation.co.uk   Seventh Dimension: seventh-dimension.net facebook.com/seventhdimensionbandcelebs #drinking #murder #   GREGG Demon Slayer / Kimetsu no Yaiba: wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Slayer:_Kimetsu_no_Yaiba  

Popping a new host’s cherry (there goes another listener) we decide what to do with our bodies, add brown bears to famous historical events, create a Pot Topic Kaiju, arm Rikard against the Kawaii Illuminati , play “sleep with, party with, hike with”, realise Jesus backwards sounds like sausage, open-hand slap a Leatherback turtle, & tell our favourite jokes.   Thank you to our community contributors The Bishop & Rikard for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard & Jack.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   Crashing: wikipedia.org/wiki/Crashing_(British_TV_series)   TOM Mario Maker Mornings: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmO7LL8anYG5ySrB0_pntM3pWtYuTQrmF   CAPTAIN SICKBEARD Instagram - @sneakdante: instagram.com/sneakdante   Ask A Mortician:

This issue we spark joy all over your face by arguing whom doth love thy bard more, collect an army of owls for a train heist, game on a treadmill, questions chameleons, annoy our partners, judge a joy-sparker, leave a legacy, & wear some snake socks.   Thank you to our community contributor The Bishop & Muffin Puff for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Heather.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   “The Power” by Naomi Alderman: goodreads.com/book/show/29751398-the-power   Back to Life: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_Life_(TV_series)   TOM Braggart: spiralgalaxygames.co.uk/acatalog/Braggart_Card_Game_Description.html   HEATHER Frisky & Mannish: friskyandmannish.co.uk   Harlots: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlots_(TV_series)   Website: pottopicpodcast

With so much adult money spent we invent new money making schemes, do games quick, create extreme lawn games, list our least favourite British things, debate the morality of making up your own nickname, deciding if chihuahuas are dogs or not, try to understand how cyclists don’t realise they are c**ts, pick three languages, state which spice we are, show off our childhood battle scars, & swap politicians’ voices for a laugh.   Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Luke & Danny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   Easy: netflix.com/title/80095699   Ben Shapiro breakdowns: Some More News: youtube.com/watch?v=aDMjgOYOcDw Philosophy Tube: youtube.com/watch?v=c2PAajlHbnU   DANNY: Games Done Quick: gamesdonequick.

This issue we have a riveting show where we personify a chair, slarti a bart fast, smell our post-phallus probing fingers, stiff a jif, produce a celebrity TV flop, solstice the summer, name some death metal bands as non death metal fans, use our appendages for non-sexual reasons, carry on with karaoke, & retire to the glory of our latest victories.   We failed at the karaoke thing….but wait, Tom will make it happen   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Seal & Just Juice for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Johnny, Gregg & Luke.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   TOM Phace & Mefjus - LINKED 01 fanlink.to/PHACExMEFJUS_LINKED01   Dean Spencer: deanspencerart.com   GREGG: Bounce: bouncepingpong.com   JOHNNY Electric Cinema: electricci

PTP 111 - Shateralus   This week we Full Nelson a show & make it submit by remixing animals, revising unlearnable lessons, outrunning a death snail, getting rich thanks to a friendly Nigerian Prince, faecally communicating, combatting transportation methods, coping with a post-brexit hell scape, & addressing the truck-legged elephant in the room.   Thank you to our community contributors Just Juice, Askýlieen Murekiial, Cptn. J. T. Kirk & Sir William Hogglesmead the Third for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Heather.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: forgreattruth.wordpress.com   TOM The Black Dog Podcast: blackdogpodcast.com   HEATHER “The Invisible Library” by Genevieve Cogman: goodreads.com/series/145608-the-invisible-library   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: ema

PTP 110 - Thinking along faecal lines   Breakfast time comes once a day but our hosts skipped it to pick the worst cake, list alternative bucket activities, throw some rotten foods at some folks, pick out a lost item from our history, decide our ultimate slash fiction, determine which other species we resemble, compliment each other, name our price, condemn barbecues, & work out why Tom’s eye is twitching.   Thank you to our community contributor A:) for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   The Blisland Massacre: https://forgreattruth.wordpress.com/   TOM Unknown P - Fire In The Booth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPFNKhWlHqU   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicp

This week the boys swing into topics like a 1920s Rat Pack cover band and lament about physical media, plan a plane ride to the end of the world, eat each other, change our names, dismiss supplements, substitute actors, choose whether to be shot and peed into yourself or stabbed and someone pee into you, & pick between ball eyes or eye balls.   Thank you to our community contributors A:) & Pink Mist Chihuahua for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   Neuromancer: goodreads.com/book/show/888628.Neuromancer   TOM Katamari Damacy Reroll: bandainamcoent.com/games/katamari-demacy-reroll   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/48

Happy Easter to all! We have many ripe topic eggs for you this issue such as picking a superhero universe to replace our own, choosing between a desert or barbecue or alcohol at a party, naming our penises, report in with General Mischief, reinvent the sound of halloumi, we R.A.W.H., literally try to understand why 789 and conclude it ain’t prime, disagree about croquettes and hash browns, question how as a question and question Mark, show we are doomed, realise we are more than friends, advance humanity by putting stuff into space, & make clothing out of food.   Thank you to our community contributors (that we completely ignored this issue) for submitting topics.   Thank you also to De’Ola and Beth, our contributing audience members.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Alex, Luke & Danny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend  

In west Downham, we are bored & raised such topics as what Treebeard’s ejaculate tastes like, name mushrooms for a bit, choose how we want to be remembered (or not), degrade ourselves for money, program sex robots, decide who to eat first, save a bottle for prohibition, show no love for Shenmue 3, pick a school of magic, & share our core life principles.   Thank you to our community contributors A :), John & Djuni for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Heather.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Colin Furze: youtube.com/user/colinfurze   HEATHER Dawnthief by James Barclay: goodreads.com/book/show/469208.Dawnthief   Website: pottopicpodcast.com  Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Facebook Group: facebook.com/g

Revision 3.0 of the show executed with full ferocity while we regale you with non-offensive disgusting words, subscribe to some terrible services, pick our favourite and worst whisky, stick some skills into ourselves, have an improvised musical interlude, misdo our Shelley, get crunk for a long time, choose our favourite part of beer, live with gadgets, decide on our favourite psychotropic drug, rewrite our favourite novel using Roger Hargreaves, & recount tales unfinished.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, A :), Dai & Jaaaaaaneee for submitting topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather, Luke & Jonny.   Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com   PIMP BIT: TAZ Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend   TOM Steam Group & Discord Server: See the links below.   JINTEKI: jinteki.net   HEATHER Con Barclay: hotvox.co.uk/artists/con-barclay   JONNY Beyefendi: faceb