Sushi Jackknife

Hello all! Sushi Jackknife is on hiatus this week for America's Annual Turkey Sacrifice Celebration (AATSC or phonetically, AT-SACK) benefiting the Corporate Gods of Blood and Commerce (Wal-Mart and Kroger). So, to divert and relax you in the presence of your families, we offer the First Draft of the Meditation Tape, without the sardonic voice-overs. This was improvised by Deebert and Justin and subsequently processed by Justin. Chill the fuck out and enjoy :)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Where is Mencia's Mind? The Mother Fuckers Act Like They Forgot About Bush. White Riots. The Electoral College Flunks Ethics 101. The Worst Political Tragedy of 2016: Nebraska Roy Not Elected. Oh Golly, Breitbart. Justin Gives David Brooks A Big Hug. People With Dissenting Opinions Have Coffee and Hang. Millennias Will Outlaw Peanut Butter. Wisconsin's Election Day Domino of Cardiac Arrest. Dissent: to publicly disagree with an official opinion or set of beliefs, to withhold assent, to differ in opinion. And much, much more! Thanks for listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

What the fuck America?!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

Something to soothe your mind on this most auspicious of days. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Drug Themed Tennis Matches, World Series Serious, Cleveland Native Americans, The Most Diverse Sport, Pete Rose: The Donald Trump of Baseball, Karma Karma Karma Karma Cleveland Indians, Ace of Base is Hollow, Leave Us Alone Sweden!, Chickens For Gun Control, Baby Punching with Coco Crisp (not really), America as a Floating Rocket Island, Vociferous Adventures in Early Voting, Sumo Wrestlers Make the Best Goalies, How It Feels To Be Nickelback, What Lynyrd Skynyrd Was Actually Saying, Success Is Easy If You're Carlos Santana And much, much more!  Thanks for listening! 

This Week: It's Justin's Birthday! How's that for dedication folks?  Are You Perpendicular to the Earth? Wanderings in Shelby's Bottom. Clinton/Kane as Public Enemy. Hookah Misadventures. Newman's Own Moon Dirt. The Jasmine Snorters. Compassion Meat. Demon rabbits in DC. The Noam Over Nathan. Let's drown a witch and then go for sliders! Guy Fieri Narrates a Children's Show. Our Third Option in 2016. Projections for Trump's First 100 Days. Lady Stripper Clown. Sugar Weasel: The One and Only Clown Escort.  And much, much more!  Thanks for listening! 

This Week: Nathan Tortures Justin with a Metronome, Justin's Friends Are Sandwiches, Dr. Phuck-ton, Blowing on Things in New York, Anderson Cooper's Horse Tranquilizers, Wolf Blitzer Storm Troopers, Debate Anal-ysis, SJK Hates the Truth, Citizen Rambo.  And much, much more!  Thanks for listening!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com

This Week: Corrections on the Fate of Laika the Space-Dog, Chai-arrhea, Celery Houses, Rainforest Reams, Poultry Buggery, Trump and Putin Sitting in a Tree Creating Global Domination and Anarchy, Hillary Kicks Some Serious Orange Space Lizard Ass, Nathan Experiments with Conservative Talk Radio, Monk's List, Bottom Shelf Wine for a Special Lady, Top Hat Placenta, What Is A Toboggan Anyway?  And more!  Thanks for listening!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknif --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: The Corpse of Laika the Space-Dog, Lakes of Mars, How to Win a Slave in Ten Days, The Invention of the God Rondonecus, Scroll Format Is Way Better Than eBooks, Google Visiting Downtown Tehran (Asadi Square), Rick Steves's, Sesame Street: Uncensored, Is There a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Gump?, Tomes of the English Language, General Manners Reign Supreme, No Disdain for Bourdain, Network Approved Points of View, Dark Justin Place, A Man Desperately Wants to Buy Nathan's Dog And more!  Thanks for listening!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlands --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: $1000 to Swallow Tree Jizz, World's Most Sexually Attractive Tree, Magnolias are High Maintenance, Nathan Looks Like He's in an Old West Movie, The Noir-Western Is Born, Uranium: Twisting the Dragon's Tail, Aramark Serves Food At Chernobyl, The Raspberry Party, Making Love to the Ground in the Dakotas, Torture is Delicious, Unproductive Globe Spinning, Things the French do Well, Fear and Loathing in Justin's Mind, Mordecai Rocks,  Mushrooms in Fedoras (Smoking Cigarettes), Vonnegut Pulp, Fish's Angels, The Owl Man's Spontaneous Compositions, Adventures with Theia Mania (theiamania.org) And more!  Thanks for listening! 

This Week: Watch Tattoos Are Helpful, Various Dick-Related Products, Nathan is an Equal Opportunity Asshole (but we love him so), Unicorns Farting Jellybeans, The Crew Analyzes Bill's Dream, The Origin of Tattooed Bananas, The Origin of Sushi Jackknife, Beautiful Cricket Backgrounds, Drunk Tractor Pull Convos, Carved Jesus-Eyes What Follows You, Bison Warriors, Finnius is a Dream Defender, Justin is Sportless, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roof Ball, The Nether World of the Dakotas, Bemoaning the Hubris of Mankind, The No Fly Party, Dirty Bird Legal Zoom Divorces, Ian Rand Ayn's Goofus Brother, Cultural Festival Disparities, Nathan is the Sound of Silence, Steam Punk Sex Clubs.  And more!  Thanks for listening! 

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This Week: Horse Specific Ships. Justin's brain loves nonsense. Legitimate thoughts. Sean Connery, The Pig. Chicken Dirigibles. Nathan knows a little French... mostly boys. Ms. Maloof censors 9/11 or, as she would prefer, "Nueve Once". The boys butcher Spanish. Workplace microwaves receive a hacky level of attention. Amber, the Podcast Dog, needs to calm the fuck down. The enumerated echelons of break rooms. People from the Fifties can't decide what to order at Starbucks. By the way, Starbucks now offers "Hand Filtration". Deebert can't tell white dudes apart... it's all good we deserve it. RVG rests in one peace. Nathan's body will be shot to the moon. How deep is your grave? Ladies do your best to get buried next to a hot corpse. Magical Michael can't dance... And Justin knows male dancing. The Mcconaugheanse ends! Bruce Springsteen is legitimately amaze-balls. Taupe pisses Justin th --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Who's the boozeiest scientist? Efficient Booze Consumption (or EBC). All sorts of clinky bitches. Deeboroni makes another guest appearance. As well as Diane, Di, Deebert and all the other ladies living inside her mind. Bitch pie. Nathan is too tired for Justin's nonsense. Up close Olympics. "The Girl from Ipanema" makes Nathan angry... again. Charlie Rose in heels. Justin fails to understand 'How I Met Your Mother'. Nathan and Deebert attempt to explain (crazy spoilers!). Enhanced Shelty Soldiers. Justin loves Jeof so... so much, but gets angry from reading zesty Hulk comics. Nathan doubts a Hulk penis. Trader Joe's makes Justin both joyous and existentially upset. Danny Glover gets some unnecessary abuse. 'Rescue Me' sets aflame. Dane Cook is a swear word. Donald Trump blows the Dalai Lama.  And more! 

This Week: The boys record in the back of a Schlotzsky's. Nathan's mankini is riding up. Nathan magics his way to a wedding while Justin magics his rocks off. Deebert makes her podcast debut (she will return). Tales of the Trampoline Dungeon Master. Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru. Feather earrings = "put together". No one takes the Green Party seriously. Racial feasting. Justin dreams of being a Yoga Death Elf.  And more!  Thanks for listening! 

This Week: Nathan is a hat guy... suddenly. The boys admit being too negative lately. Taco Mamacita is garbage. Justin's penis coughs gravel. Zaffre the Zebra in a Boy Band. Justin reads a paranoia poem. Nathan's brain is constipated with thoughts. Chocolate Frosted Windows. Nathan ponders life enjoying MacNeggets and MacDenald's. Burning Lady Questions.  Dateline: Newz You Can't Uze!  Florida Cops Can't Tell Doughnut Glaze from Meth Batman Is Arrested in Seattle  The Cat in the Hat Runs for President And more! 

More like "Justin Is Asleep". On his way to bed Justin decides to ponder Kurt Cobain documentaries, the music industry, pockets of indie-freedom-awesomeness brief though they may be, and enjoys a Negroni (some Italian dude's name, not racist).  Apologies for the lack of pop filter on this one. It will never happen again.  Song = "Reality Testing" = Justin  If you're on the Twitter-verse try using #sushijackknife we'll be watching for it.  Remember to listen to Tattooed Bananas and the KungFu Drive-In Podcast #PodernFamily The Multiverse is Looking for Collaborators.  soundcloud.com/justincroft

This Week: Justin goes Noir, one dog equals one thousand rain drops, Pound Puppies are misremembered, Blair from www.mrhardware.com, industrious immigrants, how to market to children for the purpose of destroying their brains, rescuing the Junkfood Junkie, Mike Pence is a smooth character, Nathan hates Joe Rogan, the boys consider the implications of social media becoming our outlet for public forum, Carl Sagan is the ultimate human and damn sexy, Nathan coins the term nutjobbery, How to order Chinese-Inspired Food and Justin finally looses his shit.  Thanks for listening! #podernfamily 

This week: Justin and Nathan debate restarting the Multiverse, Justin is curious to watch the time dominoes fall, Nathan objects, Justin is a lazy flyer, Nathan doesn't care about flying super heroes, World War II in Color, Nathan de-Science Fictions Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five", creation stories are created then intelligently undesigned, Nathan is possibly a nihilist (?), Scientology lives forever, the boys scale The Ladder of Literature, Nathan and Justin fail to understand Pokemon Go and instead create Zelda Go and Baseball Go (aka steroid scavenger hunt).  Thanks for listening! 

This week: The shenanigans are few, but potent. The focus is on Nathan's analysis of police brutality, the NRA and gun control issues at large. It's a more serious Sushi Jackknife, but a necessary one. Next week back to the random ridiculousness you've come to love/tolerate.   Thanks for listening!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com