Sushi Jackknife

This week: Nathan and Justin descend on downtown Nashville. They climb to the top of the Sheraton Hotel, meet a mostly lucid bachelorette party, Justin signs a penis, Nathan creates an anus, Justin is fascinated with bucket drumming, the guys encounter two adults raising snake awareness, stop for a cigar siesta then take a ride with a pedicab driver who has it in for Chris D'Elia (the very entertaining Bobby) and finally a very friendly Disco Dogs proprietor settles an intense debate between Nathan and Justin.  And more! 

This week Justin admires admirable drunks, previews the next episode of Sushi Jackknife (live in downtown Nashville) and manages to meditate for ten minutes! Beware the kid with the leathern dress socks!  Theme = Justin Song = "Play Dead" = Andalusia! = Justin soundcloud.com/justincroft soundcloud.com/andalusianashville  soundcloud.com/maslowmurrow 

This Week: The guys call Sweden and, surprisingly, have a very honest conversation with a stoned Kenyan. Nathan was made for radio. Selling the Dakotas. What sports teams are worth more than states. The Ballad of Jumpin' Jack Murphy. Hating on the Blahcoreians. Pre-braces. The Relative Suicide Rates of Dentists Vs. Orthodontists. Justin has too much flesh between his teeth. Nathan learns to read lumps. Overalls Porn. Jack Hanna the Barbarian. After Lincoln was shot, the show went on. CSPAN covers every Trump diplomatic moment. Fiction is a step up from Fox News. George W. takes up painting. The Adventures of Lama and Bosco (TN Senators Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander). Nathan gets possessed by Elvis. And more! 

Yet another episode of lies! Actually, I just got really drunk and tried to record. That was a disaster so, this is a meta sort of thing where I listen to myself being drunk and talk about how I was drunk. Entertaining? It's possible I suppose.  Theme = Justin  Song = "Pink Peaks" = Justin  soundcloud.com/justincroft soundcloud.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

So, guess what? Justin decided to do a little interstitial podcast during the week. It's totally unnecessary, but short, so listen if you have like a smoothie break or whatever. It's called "Justin Is Awake". It will appear in the regular ole Sushi Jackknife feed.  Theme = Justin  Song = "bad drugz" = Justin  soundcloud.com/justincroft soundcloud.com/andalusianashville  soundcloud.com/maslowmurrow  (this makes me smile)  much appreciation for our moments spent together in time-space --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: How to harmonize with yourself. Learn to circle breathe like Kenny G. Nathan's transition. Childbirth is a dangerous diet plan. Justin's toddler makes a guest appearance and he drinks a white russian out of a baby bottle. Nathan brings home a baby bumble bee. Toddlers have no hobbies. Fred, the 8 foot long plush caterpillar adventures around the house. A murderers journey. OJ Simpson's other car. Turns out the smoothie was invented in 2008. Long John Slivers: The Return The boys call up two, count 'em, two fast food establishments. What the hell is meat paper?  And more! 

This Week: Nathan's Terrifying Real Laugh, Justin's Absinthe Adventures, The Rise of Whisper-Peach, Justin's Least Favorite Housewives, Golden Carroling, The Reappearance of Our Favorite Game: Who Said It? Garrison Keillor or Lil' Wayne, Defend Yourself Against Seuss-Satan!, An Understanding of Par, Turns Out... The Muse Is a Hermaphrodite, Prince's Purple Pathway, Nathan's Fifties Household, Horrible Onesie Slogans, Newborns in Corduroy, LiTerally, DocumenTary, A Visit to Martha's Vine-Yard, The Hits of Teddy Lantern and Pat Boone is a Record Making Ghost. And More!  Follow Justin --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

Our very first live episode! Justin accosts Super-Fan Kyle. The crowd plays MFK with First Ladies as the required category. Nathan offers sage psychological advice. Nebraska Roy makes his first podcast appearance and politics get deep. Somewhat-Fan Brandon decides to fudge the recently deceased body of Nancy Reagan. The rise of Beef Tar Tar Machine Gun. A handful of audience members are harmed for not speaking directly into a microphone.   Remember to visit Lucifer2016.com!   Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Nathan's Inner Birds, Speaking Transportation Disappointment, Trump Slashes NASA's Budget and Gives Bank President's A Bonus, Cheery Pill Abuse, Trader Hans, Hitler Loves Chicken (at least in ads), Marital Beer Negotiations, Kroger's Stigmata Security Guard, Dissecting the Keebler Elves, Move Your Penis!, Pulped Up Demons And More!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousne --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Human Gushers, Various Cullings, Fight Club Food Analogies Explained, People Thrust Books At Nathan, The Brain-Fuck That Is James Joyce's Ulysses, The Boys Turn Japanese, Weezer Releases Another Album For Their Crayon Box Series, The Right Combo Of Illegal Drugs To Create The Perfect Pop Song, Science And Art Go Tulip Skipping, The Son Of Satan Is Goo, Justin Fears Ooze, Dr. Evil Ignorance, Justin Is An Info-Gerbil, Nathan Conducts Break Room Experiments, Kids With Jobs, Apple's Evil Core, Reboot, Justin's Wife Spends Time In The Orchard, Sol Got That One, Nathan Becomes Camp Friends With Lil' Wayne And More!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: The Unintentional Return of the White People Racial Slur of the Week, Nathan Personally Attacks Dr. Phil, Justin Is A Collective of Dopey Hyenas, Pixar De-Pixelated, Everett "Let's It Go...", Earth Needs Snow-Women, We Track Down Bill Engvall's Actual Signs, Michael Stipe is All Beard, Beatles Based Religion, Earth West vs Space West, The Boys Pray At the Altar of Speed and Make a Book Club Recommendation, Yoko Ono Cover Albums, We Wrap Up Our Time With the Grammar-Challenged Ricky Randolph Who Was Dead and Lives Again  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @Sus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week:  The Boys Get Apathetic and Invent the Apathemeter, Golden Rod Becomes Mac and Cheese, People Crayons, People Rainbows, Buffet Colors, The Flowers that Protested the Holocaust, Norwegian Death Metal Tombstone Tipping, IKEA Saves Sweden from Meatball Rampage, The Man Who Eats a Big Mac a Day, There's a Cavity in Daddy's Body Where All the Big Macs Go, Fuck Creepy Sufjan Songs, Justin Finds New Terror, The John McClane/Edward R. Murrow Night-lights, Nathan Doesn't Like Action Movies, Nathan Talks to the Beaver, Justin Displays His Turtle Voice, Tusk Breed, Haley Joe Ziggy-Head, Nathan's Resin Penguin Talisman, Justin's Death Jukebox, Ricky Randolph Part 3: The Miracle That Happened! And More!

This Week:  The Boys Stream A Child, FBI Office Celebrations, Foghorn Leghorn Wins the Democratic Nomination, Nathan Has A Temporal Revelation, Ted Cruzin' The USA, Videodrome Memories, Heaven Provides the Perfect Haircut, The Dalai Lama's Latte Guy, Edward-James-Kylie-Minogue, Nathan Has A Disturbing Realization Regarding Marc Maron, The Colgate Radio Hour, Strange Currencies in A Hotel Gym, Nebraska Roy Runs for Office, Ricky Randolph Part 2: A Miracle is Foretold, Morgan Freeman's Penguins, The Baptist Shun, Little Bartholomew And More! 

This Week: Everybody Be Positively Fuckin' with Justin, Pants the Rapper, Nathan Does Not Have A Vestigial Cervix, Bro-Down, Soy Protein Grows Vaginas, Scientifically A Lady, Saxophones Both Correctly and Incorrectly, IKEA: Inferno-Purgatorio-Paradiso, Finnish Children's Metal, Nathan and Justin Rebrand "Chicken of the Sea", Casual Racism, The More-Fun Cycle of Revelation, Trump's First Day, The Boys Consume Too Much Brandy for the Wrong Reasons, We're Coming Out of Our Shells, Michael Bay Spends 20 Years on a Ninja Turtles Movie, The Adventures of Kelsey Glammer, The Douglas' VS The Sheens', Oil Field Security, The Near Death Experience of Ricky Randolph Part 1 And More!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Nathan Hates Electronica, Hell is Glow Sticks, Nathan's Cherry Flavored Adventures in Michigan, 70's Tall Hair, Justin Watches TV with his Grandma (again), The Superiority of "Lego-Kids", Charles Shultz Hated Jazz, Justin Can't Understand Elton John, Electric Boots Are Fully Explored, Which Is More Tolerable: The Oscars or The Grammys, Random Punching in Hollywood, Charlie Wilson's War, The Most Senile President, Rocket Launcher Snafu, Another of Justin's Childhood Memories Explained, Bed Time for Bonzo, I Drown Kittens For Fun, Due to "Neuron Blocking" The Weeknd Can't Feel His Face, The Best Place to Keep Cocaine in High SchoolAnd more! 

This Week:Stockings Both Stuffed and UnStuffedId ForefrontsFreud Holds No Water and Becomes SkeletorJustin Seizes Into Psychology 101Nathan Makes a Reasonable Argument

This Week:Misogyny Runs Rampant  Lady-Casts  Book Clubs Unmasked  Marriage Clubs  Additional Manish Shit French-British Accents  Rain in Various Locations Wingdings Are Purposeless  Snowpacolpyse 2016 Botanists Admire Poison Ivy's Purpose  Justin Shaves, Nathan's Beard Insta-Grows 

This Week: Don't Be Cruel, New Jack Swingers  Candyland is a Diabetes Nightmare  Moot Cupcakes Taste Pink  The Cigarette Generation Loves Black Licorice  The Golden Age of America: When Every Town in America Had a Gang and a Whorehouse  The First Website Ever  Nu-Metal Resurgence  Whore Habitations  Bernie, Hillary and Donald Have Tea 

This Week:Everything is So BasicKentucky DispatchesJustin Becomes a Suicide Tree TopperGross Old Email AddressesTattoo Needle Lines

This Week:Our very first Christmas episode featuring discussion of Christmas' pasts, the world's most disturbing Christmas song, a found recording of a soon to be classic Christmas song, Santa Mythology, and the epic story of the Tuba Man (Savior of Christmas) in the form of a radio play.   Also, magical impregnating overalls, Home Alone 6: The Revenge, Trash Collector Gift Wars, and more! Tuba Man Saves Christmas The Players: Narrator - Nathan