Sushi Jackknife

We're back!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy With Us at 

This Week: Mary smells of roses. Scratch and sniff Catholic candles. Clemency. What does Jesus smell like? S&G = Lube and Ash. Vomit Nose. The brief salve of the French elections. What James Comey is doing with his free time. A Spicer in the hand is worth more than one in a bush. Cum Laude! Rick Perry is amazed. Hawking says we gots ta go. We prescribe Bill Nye. Reinventing Bob Corker. What did God do in Her first 100 days? And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com   

This Week: 808's, 909's and Other Things with 0's In the Center. Getting Down with The Get Down. Justin Says It Again, "Don't Trust Anyone Named Jerry in the Music Industry". House Republicans Decide to Fuck Everyone... Except Themselves. What Years of Republican-ism Does to Your Looks. Strange Love for John McCain. Put the Baconators Down! A Gaggle of Stinkhorns in Your Backyard. The Kid That Couldn't Loose. Overcoming Presidential Low T. Stab Yourself with Flavor! And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Freak Snow. It's Best Not to Know Your Neighbors. Sex Bugs and Where to Find Them. Eyes Wide Disturbed. Michael Jordan's Has Become a Sad Person :( So, No Kisses for John Waters...? How to Pitch a No-Hitter on LSD. "Keep Going Until the Floor Becomes the Ceiling" and Other Inspirational Quotes. The Boyz Complain About Other Countries And Quickly Recognize That We're the Worst. Catastrophes While Playing The Eye Contact Game. Nathan Stops Saying He's Fine And Writes A Self-Help Book (Don't use it, you'll get depressed). Nebraska Roy Murders Someone with Apple Sauce. Drunk Car Parking. Sauced, the Novel. Spicer's Safe Space. Trump: The Closeted Public Enemy Fan. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Is Sober Justin Higher In Quality? No... No, he isn't... Stop suggesting that he is... it can't be possible. Alcoholics Anonymous Apps. Sorry for the sniffles, folks! Elvis' Mike and Ike's. Go to Sun Records Nathan, go! How are things in Mauritania? They're bad. They've always been bad. Reluctant reading of the news. And then what happened? A big time hard on for The Washington Post. Water and Steve Bannon and Missiles. Tom Hamburger and Jack Quesadilla. Casual Collusion (Is that a thing?) Things suck in Lower Volta. Oh quick hits n' shit. Flavored catheters and other delectable treats. And more! Post Credits Song = mega la gold = Justin Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause t --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Trump's Bisexual Special Needs Cat, Justin's Childhood Rule of Iraq, How To Look Isolated, Bright Colors for Middle East Peace, Snakeism, Name Your Band Bigley, NPR's Cider Concern, Lindsey Graham Gets the Sauce, Letters to Michelle, Ted Cruz the Televangelist, Serve the Servants and Judge the Judges, Admiral Carell Goes Before Congress, Neil Gorsuch's Life in Black and White, Kale Smoothies Save the Free World, Trump: Inside the Bun, The Federal Government's Most Popular Felony, Rand Paul and John McCain Make Up In An Eighties Fashion Montage, Flunking Senate School, The Amos Moses Solution. And more! Post Credits Song = Untitled = Justin Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own cons --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: The Maddening of March, Nathan Likes Water Too Much, Hoping for OK, Trump Wants to Make Sweet Love to Andrew Jackson, MAGA: The Pokemon Budget, Spicey Puts On His Undies, Betsy Devos' Diamond-Encrusted Flying School Desk, Presidential Book It!, The Limbaugh Abdomen, The Hamburglar Takes Over McDonald's Twitter Account, Daniel Tiger's Second Job. And more! Post Credits Song = Biofunk = Justin Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com 

This Week: Noise Promises, Breaks Are Important, Justin's Evan Dando Tramp Stamp, Iceland Becomes the First Country to Demand Women Have Equal Pay, Nathan Is NOT Eating People, Scott Pruitt DEFINITELY Is, Antonin Scalia's Hunting Club, Hey Kids! Chocolate Pasta! And more! Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, c --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Screaming at NPR, Make America Great Again Berets, Nathan Will Never Get Runner's High, Laziness: The Anti-Drug, Dre/Z 2020, Oprah Has Thought About Running For President, Visit Russia's Sadness Depot, Radio Controlled Flying Dildos!, Jeff Sessions Cloven Hooves Click Nicely On Government Marble, Steve Bannon Has Gross Feet, Calling the Department of Justice, Everything is Fish and Chippy, Pence Gets His Privates Hacked, Swedish Meatballs For Peace. And more! Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Horse Dancing Out of Bounds, Nathan Colludes with Russian Horse Dancing Officials, R.E.M. Defends Georgia Against General Sherman, Puzder Steps Down, Flynn is Ousted, Russian Smoke Continues to Gather (It's Sad and Alcoholic), In Da Club, #TrumpPressConference, The Moderate Left Is Sitting Here, Establishing A New Mainstream, Thems the Beans, How the Cookie Overcomes, A Trio of Anti-LGBTQ Laws in the TN Legislature, Our Imaginary Uteri, White Male Uneducated Semen, Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer Have Drinks in 20 Years, Kid Rock Runs for Senate?!  Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This week with 20% more hope! Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy With Us at 

This week we catch up on a political week that felt like three. Welcome to a new reality folks. Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.   

This week Nathan and Justin venture into the field to report from Nashville's Power Together TN March in Solidarity with the Women's March on Washington the day after Donald Trump's Inauguration. Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer. 

Hang in there everybody!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy With Us at talknerdywithus.com 

This Week: A Bad Case of Sugarfoot, Cute Girls with Diabetes, Attack of the Killer Meatballs, Hatin' on Bobby Flay, Justin's Wife Punches Rachel Ray, Make America Grape Again, Christopher Steele (kind of like real life James Bond), Trump Likes to Watch People Pee on Each Other, Dings for Eric Trump, 3 Doors Down Plays "Kryptonite" for the Inauguration, Cumbersome Cabinet Nominations, Bullshit Breitbart, A Bounty of Buttons, Man-Specific Soda, Podcast Kid Makes a Surprise Appearance, Profound Questions for a Three-Year-Old, What If Your Kid Becomes A Serial Killer? And more! #VladimirPoutine Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. E --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: The Seuss Strikes Back! The Cat in the Hat Invades Your Home. Annotated Mein Kampf Bestseller in Germany (not joking). The French Nationalist Fricassee. Nathan and Justin Poison Themselves with Hackberries. Second Hand New York Times. Old Cherry Goes to the Pub. The Horror of Justin's 5th Grade School Journal. Justin Is Not Whele. A Very Moist Spring Break. Our Commitments to the Furture. Captain of the Horse Dancing Team. And more! #VladimirPoutine Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Noises that win favor world-wide. Taking out 2016's garbage. The Quest for Star Wars Starring Cubs Players and Dan Bolo. The French Plumber Saves Justin's Psyche. Sports Update! Misadventures at the Belk Bowl. The New Scent of Axe Body Spray. The Gamey Smell of Conquest. Horrors of the British East India Company. How to Make Grog. Russian Generals Love Coca-Cola. Author Candles and How They Really Smell. Note: Justin here. Want to make sure it is known that I love Oscar Wilde. To quote The Smiths, "Keats and Yeats are on your side, but Wilde is on mine." That's from the song "Cemetery Gates", one of my favorites. Lovely sentiment, though I appreciate Keats and Yeats as well. Wilde was a wild genius and I love him. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: The boys sit down to watch the Christmas classic Die Hard, just in time for Christmas day. Follow along and enjoy! It's funny... sort of. Thanks for listening! #PodernFamily Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bumme --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: What 111 Is to Nathan. Justin rolls a tear for Bing Bong. Nathan is Haggard Off the Back of his Nothing Week. The Mixing of Legal Records (Two Turntables and a Legal File). Semen Analogies... Most Don't Hold Up. Trump Wins the Grammy for Foreign Despotism Friendliness. Justin's Illogical Picks for All the Bowl Games. Nathan has a mouthful of olives and feta. Sandwiches are Exhausting. Nathan Was A Terrible Bartender. "Christmas Is Our Kryptonite", the new holiday hit from 3 Doors Down. Introducing Coca-Cola Zero Red. Cartoon Character Drug Habits. Jabberjaw: Reborn. The Truth About Scooby Doo. And much, much more! Thanks for listening! #PodernFamily

This Week: Schnapps for ya! Scary Jesus Rock Star! Exclamations! The Boys Barely Survive Thanksgiving Break. Justin Forms the Head. A Cabinet Stuffed Full of White Dudes. The Gods Shit on Justin. Wayward Alabamians Save Nathan's Life. What A Three-Year-Old Thinks of Christmas. Donkey In the Sky with Star Rays. The Manger Scene in Zero Gravity. Riding On the Phantom 309. Kubricks' Jesus. Gentile Burger. Everything Else Is A Garbage Dump On Fire. Cliffhanger: Will We Or Won't We Have A Christmas Special This Year?! Burns Station Sound (burnssound.com)   Thanks for listening!