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Hey Lovers, what a dam week! #420 #shooting #roasts #led #bikerides ALL the stories and some loves: I didn't suc the right dick for comedy, so why would I let some manager of a bar ogle my boobs all through my shift? 420 is supposed to be all silly stoner shit, so why'd our friend get SHOT? Oh so many extremes! Running through sprinklers and smoking a 1 pound joint were high-lights  SHARE the show TAG @getwood  cashapp $getjesswood        venmo @ jess-wood-10          PATREON getjesswood69 Love yall xoxo  Jess

#Sex #Selfcare #DyingHair ALL Hilarious topics on today's show! I'm goin' on tour...names so far...Comedy Community and wild ass mics... #truecrime the SMURF Murders!! and more

hey lovers, this week we're talking about all the goodies: listeners questions-" why are people ending sentences with a question?"   I'm given a list of supplies for the apocolypse from 2 men in the audience,  Santa Fe vs Albuquerque = Burque WINS! AND??? A NEW SPONSOR!! @Mariachi_Mota_505 @Mrs_Mariachi_505 @El_Baile Event Space   #apocolypseskills #lifeandbeth #endingwithquestions

Hey Lovers, this week on the show I'm chatting about tired-ass #Vegans, #LEGALWEED in #NM, Whatta YOU like? Being TOO Nice and much more delightfulness!! Make sure to subscribe & share if ya haven't already, plus it'd be AMAZING if you could leave a REVIEW + 5 stars  #comedypodcasting #hahahahaha #LOL #funnylady #onewomanshow #sexpositive  Feelin Frisky?$$$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10    PATREON getwood69 Appreciate ya SO MUCH xoxoxox Jess

Hey Lovers,  I'm so overwhelmed by this week! Not only what's happening in the media, but internally as well...Mortified by the MOMic, Oscar Positive, and lotsa talk around the slap heard round the world...was it a distraction or was it how we've all shifted after this pandemic? I take a walk on the women side regarding what happens when your man gets into a fight. There's so much to digest I'm hoping ya don't get too much of a belly ache. #oscars #theslap #funnywomen #funnypodcasts #mediaoutrage #hollywoodinside #funshow #momic #slapthestupid SHARE & SUBSCRIBE on all platforms 5 STARS + REVIEW  Thanks loves, xoxoxo Jess

Hey Lovers, this week was filled with work and workin' it: shows & sisters! acting out songs! are you my server? teaching the children from stage and more fun than you can have on a weekday!! #funnypodcasts #audiodiary #genx #genz #prince #charliemurphy #comedypodcasts #comedylady #funlady SUBSCRIBE & SHARE 5STARS & A REVIEW ON APPLE= LOVE and ALGORYTHEM  xoxoxo, Jess

Car Troubles, TV Broken...what am I a country song? This week on my wildly fun, true-story-filled, funny-ass show:  Do you LOVE money? Leggo my Ego, Auntie & the phone sex, plus much more fun!! Subscribe & Share with your friends Wanna Support $$$$$ Patreon getwood69              CashApp $getjesswood                   Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10

and proud! Today's show was a fntastic time and I hit all the walls of my sexy notes..Crazy for Coffee? CLAWS! Fake Snakes! Words We LOVE! Russian Kids are hardcore...and much more to lift your spirits and get ya laughing!! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends! Feelin frisky? $$$$$ PATREON getwood69             VENMO @ jess-wood-10                   CASHAPP $getjesswood #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #comedylady #onewomanshow #monologues #truestories

Hey there lovers,  Another fantastic show coming your way!! Today I'm talking such great stuffs: Mardi Gras pasts! Beads n Boobs! Not so Magic Mountain! Comedy Clubs & Special Ed (not the rapper-the class for 'slows') #mardigras #beads #tucsun #acid #dyehair #magicmountain #abqartwalk #guildcinema SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends!!  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$    PATREON getwood69        VENMO jess-wood-10                CASHAPP getjesswood

Hey lovers, this week is special cuz one of my favorite people and supporters came through & visited for a few fun movie reviews! I also brag about being the person yuo call when you're tripping, but if you're unprepared for acting? I'm a bitch. Biggest bitch this week is Anna from HBO's Inventing Anna...plus the magical 2/22/22 SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals                       PATREON getwood69                    VENMO jess-wood-10                CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hiya Lovers! Wow what a great show today talking about all the GEN X greatness re #halftimeshow2022 I missed the #shootout at my Build! Heyyyyy WTF is 'Don't Say Gay?" Oh, Florida! My GIANT Head...and more  #bigheadsbook #genx #90shiphop #dontsaygay #censorship #speakyourtruth #hahaha #LOL PATREON getwood 69 VENMO JESS-WOOD-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hey Lovers, what a fun show this week! I talk about my love for Pam & Tommy, Bad Fashions, Book Bans and more. Have any stories you want me to talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com  #funny #LOL #funnypodcast #ladycomic #sexpositive #bookbans #pamandtommy #fashion #rollerskating #truestories  PATREON $3- getwood69                VENMO jess-wood-10                CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hi Lovers, this week was an absolute blast! I'm chatting about:  #selfcare #sexpositivity #kanyegonebad #rollerskating #funnyladycomic #onewomanshow #funnytruestories  WANNA BE A PATREON? Starts at $3- a month getwood69                 VENMO jess-wood-10                 CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hey Lovers, I hope everyone's week is going along splendidly..Oh watta fun show today! I watched a mean Karen get kicked out of Trader Joes...who could be mean to those folks?! I Met a cool few kids and we spoke pretty deep...FINDING JOY! and more. PATREON getwood69   VENMO jess-wood-10    CASHAPP $getjesswood

I'm so excited to be back this week to chat about my week! STOP the SNAPS! Polite Threaders! My Face and My Tatas & Not Needing it.... You can join my Patreon starting at $3- a month,and that's cheaper than your daily coffee, babies! OR  *VENMO Jess-Wood-10   *CASHAPP $getjesswood     *PAYPAL wood382

When was the last time you looked at your sexy parts? I discuss my bathroom squat and delight at what I saw! Sex without Education is a major disservice to ALL...Capitol talk, Throwback Dumpsters and more! #entertainment #educational #sexeducation #funnylady #comedianlady #truestories #capitolriots #labia #vagina #artwalks #standupcomedy Be a PATREON starting at $3- a month @ Patreon.com/GetWood69

Hey lovers happy new years

Hey lovers, it's your pal Jess Wood, Today's show has a few seconds of weird sounds, but once I get goin...whatta great time! Gizzin' out and Peggin' yer boi, BING BONG got me missing NYC, Barbie Bubble Bath and the bloody hell it brought...traumatic toys on XMAS, and much more.  Feelin frisky ? Send me a question or comment to chat about on the show! Wanna support? *VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 *PAYPAL @ Wood382 #tiktokgetwood #pegging #sexpositive #sexstories #nsfw #over18 #funnylady #truestories #bingbong 

Hey lovers, A very Happy Solstice to ya all! Today's show is a fun one...Nancy Regan's Mouth! Porn vs. Sex Talks! Rio Rancho Flags! and more goodies to giggle at. Share with your pals and subscribe if ya haven't already. Let's get shame outta here and replace it with good orgasms and easy goin' chats!! Love and laughs and silliness xoxoxo Jess  VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10                                 CASHAPP $getjesswood                       PAYPAL @ Wood382

Jess Wood loves to talk sex! And by Jess I mean ME...I especially love wiping out shame & anxiety, so I use personal stories and humor to navigate. This week I'm chatting about NYC invaded by Bros & Sorority Girls! I visited a delightful adult Sex Shop!! I also ran into the dude who inserted himself into me a few weeks ago, and am practicing acceptance! Come listen and laugh and feel lighter xoxoxo Love u, Jess Feelin Frisky? VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10               CASHAPP @getjesswood                      PAYPAL @wood382