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Hiya folks and welcome to another fun and entertaing show with your girl Jess Wood! This week I'm chatting about Co-Hosting on the FM Hip-Hop radio station The Hustle, How's Your Holiday Hell Story? Parades and Papis! Threadbare Manners and more! #onewomanshow #funny #truestories SUBSCRIBE & SHARE xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood                                  VENMO @Jess-Wood-10

Well lovers, a lotta hair and die on this weeks show...AND it's the strat of the Hell-A-Days, so I'm chatting about: Hanukah and Not Knowing I Was Jewish! Christmas Music & Mama El! Welfare Payphone! and more goodies to make ya giggles. xoxoxox Jess #hanukah #funnystory #truestory #livecomedyshow CASHAPP $getjesswood              VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10                 PAYPAL @ Wood382

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...have ya seen it lately? It's serving heavy patriarch and nazi vibes. Plus? "This is NO holiday, Jessie!" Mama El talks turkey. I tackle some anger issues and putting down the bat for peace. I also talk about wanting to open up a 'Flick 'n' Stick' for the ladies who don't need all that "other stuff" And as always silliness, love and oh so many MOVIE QUOTES!  Subscribe & Share with friends  xoxoxo Jess

Hey Lovers, my week has been even wilder than that damn Daylight Savings! Take my Cherry-challenge! Mid-day Penthouse Forum, I'm a natural cheerleader and more!  VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 SHARE & SUBSCRIBE   TAG SOME FRIENDS  thanks XOXOXOX Jess

Hey lovers! What a wild week...Astroland Tragedy...I've been in a crowd surge and it's scary as fuq! Can we forgive our parents?! Ghosts! Get it out with your pen-Writing with Ms Pamela and much more! So come hang out  xoxo sending love, Jess  

Dia de los Muertos, ACTING and ALL your holiday shopping needs met! This episode holds fun stories, jewelers/painters/clotheirs/beauty and more for your local pleasures. I've also got some great jokes sprinkled in. Whatta blast! Subscribe & Share with your friends xoxoxox Jess *CASHAPP $getjesswood   *VENMO Jess-Wood-10   *PAYPAL Wood382  SHOP SMALL SHOP LOCAL ****************** @AllChola @HeartKiddoDesign84 @sannifaulkenberg @Jenchurchart @Wolfsheadtattoo @partywolfapparel @thehumanones @onibeauty @crisp @chachaslays @MrsMariachiMota @cookingwiththehomeboy @lace_resting_bitch_face @YvetteLaBruja @BurqueniaRituals @FizzyBeeBeauty

A very special Halloween episode of Get Woooooooooooooooood! This week was a fun one filled with spook-tabular scenes from past Hallows eve, a trip to scary-ass sprouts, and ouiji board trouble..... SHARE WITH YOUR FIENDS xoxox Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood PAYPAL @Wood382 VENMO @Jess-Wood-10

Is what I imagine the half-feral cats from downstairs say, but I tried the cucumber trick anyway! Rocky Horror picture show raised me! Palm Springs is outta cigarettes? and much more funny stuffs. Spit-take, giggle, gafaww and share with pals!! Got a story ya want me to talk about? Jessisratchet@gmail.com SEE ME LIVE OR STREAM IT!!!  "Albuquerque Funny Fiesta" Friday 10/22/21 "Dirty Show"  * Link to the Funny Fiesta website: https://www.abqfunnyfiesta.com/ * A link to the in-person tickets: https://holdmyticket.com/event/381908 * A link to the streaming tickets (for friends, family, and fans who are unable to make it in person): https://holdmyticket.com/event/382038 10/23/21 Saturday "SNL style Sketch show" #funnyfiesta * Link to the Funny Fiesta website: https://www.abqfunnyfiesta.com/ * A link to the in-person tickets: https://holdmyticket.com/event/381911 * A link to the streaming tickets (for friends, family, and fans who are unable to make it in person):https://holdmyticket.com/event/382042

Hey Lovers, I can't wait for you to listen to this weeks show! I'm letting it all out: A Jew at A German Club, Robolights, Comedy Ted Talk and the story oof how, when and why I did heroin in NYC.  *CASHAPP $getjesswood *VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 *PAYPAL @ Wood382  SUBSCRIBE & SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS OXOXOX Jess

Hi Lovers, on today's show I'm talkin': Vacation Mindsets. Brown Jesus and His T-shirts. Jealous of OnlyFans...and more! Share with your friends, subscribe and send a story you'd like me to discuss at jessisratchet@gmail.com xoxoxoxox Jess PAYPAL @WOOD382  VENMO @JESS-WOOD-10 CASHAPP @WOOD382

Hey lovers, whatta week: Celebrating 20yrs of Tenacious D! Wedding Woes! Brits are Hilarious and more! SO FUN TO SHARE Feelin frisky? VENMO @ JESS-WOOD-10 * PAYPAL @ WOOD382 * CASHAPP @ getjesswood xoxoxoxox sending loves, xoxox Jess

What a wild week I've had! Talkin': True Crime and Tuff-MUDDER! Therapy with Crystal! Norms Midwestern Phone Sex! Karens on the Loose! and more fun than you can smoke a stick at. What? Just come in, listen and have some laughs. Feelin Frisky? Share and Subscribe AND/OR GIMMESOMEMONEY xoxoxox Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ jess-wood-10 PAYPAL @ wood382

Oh what fun I had this week laughing about: A Snack or Two! SAG Awards! Smoking Dust and Dic Pics Too!! CASH APP $getjesswood VENMO @jesswood10 PAYPAL @Wood382 Subscribe & Share with your pals  xoxoxox Jess  

Hey lovers, this week was a heavy one filled with a lotta loss...but with the support and love from you, I got through it AND had some funny things to say. I'm talkin': Manifestation of Dick! Mi Tocaya! Gen X Adulting! F@ck Texas and more!  Feeling FANCY? Throw some dough my way xoxox Jess VENMO @JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL @WOOD382 CASHAPP @GETWOOD69

Hi lovers, twas a weird and tuff one this week...lotsa loss, but we managed to keep our heads up. With the help of: Reggae Club Memories! Celebrating Duke City Day! Cool-ass Photographers! Embarrassing Muttering and more... PATREON @GETWOOD69 VENMO @ JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL @WOOD382

Hey lovers, this week I'm talkin: Death by Division! Rancid Nuts! Childhood Resentments! Happy Homeless and more!! Listen, Laugh & Share with your pals! Thanks, booboos....take good care of yourselves and each other xoxox Jess VENMO @JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL @WOOD382 PATREON @GETWOOD69

Hey Babies, what fun I had today answering those awesome topics YOU sent in; Polygamous vs. Polyandry! Let's Review Documentaries! Spiritual vs. Sexual Healing! and more!  So go ahead and SUBSCRIBE & SHARE! xoxoxox Jess FEELIN FRISKY? VENMO: @ JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL: @ WOOD382 PATREON: @ GETWOOD69

Hey kids, I'm back this week with stories about: "Uncle" Cliffs! Uh oh, Cuomo! 1st Nations Love! Jackie Collins and even more fun!! VENMO: @ JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL: @ WOOD382 PATREON: @ GETWOOD69

I'm in quite a mood today, kids. Chatted about: Weed Show Madness! Jelly Much? Earthquakes & Methers + More!! Subscribe & SHARE xoxoxoxoxoxoxox Jess VENMO @JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL @WOOD 382 PATREON @GETWOOD69

Hey gang, this week I give an all out GENX review of #Woodstaock99peaceloveandrage! Monsoon Madness! 1st SHOT EVER!! And more funny... SUBSCRIBE & SHARE WITH YER PALS  XOXOXOX Jess VENMO @jess-wood-10 PAYPAL @WOOD382 PATREON @GETWOOD69