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Lovers, I'm ranting today for real...Celebbrity Sighting in Coney Island "BYRON!" BingBong! Kim K & Ray J = BORING ASS SEX TAPE! The Queen can suc it, and more goodies to giggle at

and more hilarious dialouge from the city so nice they named it twice: New York, New York! Back To School Rituals from the 1900's, Special Ed, UZI's and why they're weren't as many school shootings...Did GANGS keep it safer? I used to love to Huff Paint at a party and yes, I'm very grateful to be here SUBSCRIBE & SHARE  xoxoxox Jess #gangs #schools #backtoschool #huffingpaint #uzi #nwa #specialed

This weeks episode goes from noise to intimacy in a little less than 30 minutes...Bushwick Renovated, MSG & Chinese Food, Do They Mean It?--Issues around trust and love...my auntie doesn't think I got any color...and more funny fun

I'm back, baby! And I'm in Coney muthafuckin Island!!! This episode takes ya on the adventures from New Mex to New York with wild ass characters included! Russians! Natives! Jewish! FUN FUN mutha. Enjoy the ep and share with your pals xoxoxoxo Jess $$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Hey Lovers, this here's my final episode from Albuquerque and in it I'm recalling some of my favorite adventures, people and sights: Mama Z, James and the Giant Shot, Ghost Cats, Comedy Family and more good stuff. Share & Support $$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess

RIP Olivia Newton John and my spandex pants. RIP Motown songwriter Lamont Dezier, Cheeto Got Busted, Lions Gate Portal, an amazing farewell show at the Dry Heat Comedy Club and more talk about self-care 'n' shiz.  $$$$$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood                                 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10  take care of yourselves loves xoxo Jess #olivianewtonjohn #lamontdozier #maralago #fbiraid #nudes

Hey Lovers, thanks for being with me today! I chatted about Freemoney the Great, Hooker Shoes, Otter Pops and so much more good stuff to make ya laugh, you'll be grateful ya tuned in...promise...Are ya in Albuquerque? Come see me LIVE Sunday 8/7 @ Dry Heat Comedy Club !!! Share and Subscribe  Thanks BooBoos xoxoxo Jess

It's TRUE in Albuquerque the stores blast classical and opera outside to keep people from hanging out! I'm also cahtting about 1981 Top Songs and how diverse they were, but we took it for granted. 5 Tittie Review for The Grey Man on Netflix and lots more fun SHARE & SUBSCRIBE thaks loves, xoxox Jess #funnypodcasts #hilariouslady #getwoodpodcast #truestories 

Hey Lovers, what a great show today chatting about bicycle accidents & adventures, white man wit a van, and how to build a community by just being yourself...plus more silly shiz. Share with your pals and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform Thanks xoxoxo Jess #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #funnylady

Lovers, this week was filled with self discovery, hot men and moldy ceilings. Have a listen a laugh and a like ! #tattoos #nmtattoofiesta #mold #selfhelp #bone #arthouse #sexslaves Feelin frisky? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess

Ghosts, Ghislaine, and Gurus all in one fun episode ! #rkelly #gmaxwell #ghosts #gurus  What a week! Enjoy and share the show with your friends Thanks xoxox Jess

Pro-Choice Mama and a trip to the abortion clinic are just a couple fun stories today on Mama's birthday! Also includes some fun comedy information, me being a spiritual gangster and a lot of hilarious in between. #prochoice #abortionrights #humanrights #comedyshow #hahahahaha #lol #truestories #mama #funnyshow #comedypodcasts

Hey Lovers, it's another week of wild stories! I took a #traumadump  on a friend-I don't recommend it... #INTUITIVELY knowing what the dude's gonna say....RUSSIAN TEENS at a baseball game in #coneyisland, aand much more fun.  SHARE with your friends  xoxox Jess 

Lovers, I was so blessed to open for Tommy Davidson last week! Afterwards lotsa people told me I was "Brave." Brave? I'm breaking it down and makin it funny...Didju know Cardi B LOVES the Roosevelts? Dry Heat Comedy Club opens next Thursday and I get to headline the first show of the first night of the first comedy club (in a long time) in Albuquerque ! There's a lil spot where tears come cuz I talk about Mama, but all in all----whatta fun show ! Enjoy and share with your pals xoxox Jess

I LOVE this new trend with men wearing tiny little shorts!! I sing about it on this episode, as well as discuss a couple heavy panic attacks I've had over the last week---NO it was not from all the short shorts, but good guess....Have you ever had to keep and protect a parking space for your mom or dad? ABQ ArtWalk shout outs,  Comedy Shows I'm SO EXCITED I'm opening for Tommy Davidson tomorrow night Wed. 6/8 at REVEL!!!! Also siked to be on the opening weekend of the new cool comedy club DRY HEAT 6/23, B2B 6/24 & the HISTORIC LOBO THEATER 6/26 xoxoxo Jess

Hey Lovers, today's show was amazing: filled with fun adventures and wild characters...Stop the Shame around SEX. Florida Fish are FUNKY! RIP Ray Liotta ---including movie quotes/reviews.  Plus so much more!  Enjoy xoxoxo Jess #sextortion #shameandsex #rayliotta #artandemotions  $$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$ 

This week's show is filled ith adventure! First off a moment of tribute to the late great Taffy Jaffy. Rail Runner to Santa Fe with Mama El's spirit chatting the entire time. How do YOU deal with Turbulence? Fun & Funny Guesting with the hilarious and smart @ iamJohhnyJames go check out his podcast 'Respect the Connect'  Subscribe & Share xoxoxoxo Jess

Hello Lovers! Today's show is filled with so much giggle-good times...Is my #Weed guy QAnon? #Dispensary vs #Dealers, Mama El hadda #payphone inside our house! #Hippies. #Drugs. #Sex. The Whites Love Affair, My Type has escaped from prison, #lunareclipse #bloodmoon, Witches, Warlocks, Elves and Fairies alike all flock to hear my weekly musings.  SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals!! Available where your favorite pods are and it's FREE  Feelin Frisky and Generous? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 Patreon getwood69 Thanks for all your love and support xoxoxoxo Jess

Stories from my week and from an alleyway on location...Did YOU get thrown into the pool for swimming lessons? How's family visits for ya? I adventured up to Jerome AZ for a "sit-through the hard feels" family time AND a lotta laughs. Find em where ya can, lovers. Putting myself out there like your new and extra sassy--DR RUTH! Have ya watched her documentary yet? A MUST SEE. What I'd love the most is if you listened, laughed, felt some tings and then SHARED THE SHOW. #family #funnypodcast #deepshiz #weekly #truestories #trauma #fun #adventures #travelpodcast #hahahaha #funnylady

Hey Lovers, I'm riled and passionate about today's show topics: Karen's Need to STFU, ACTING! Open Mic Madness, Crittermeat.com parody commercial, and much more fun and intriguing thoughts on the week. SUBSCRIBE on all your favorite pod platforms & SHARE on all your socials @getwood  Thanks BBs xoxoxo Jess