Savage Lovecast

It's the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute! Fast!  Topics: Prostate massage, kinky punishment, kiss-o-phobes, deep throat breath play, uncut blowjobs, yucky facials, double penetration and so much more.    You can do it too.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen to…pop in?  A man's friend sends him unwanted pictures of his dick. How can the caller tell his pervy friend to knock it off without ruining the friendship?   A man snooped and caught his girlfriend cheating with another "bro". Does the "bro code" stipulate that he must rat out the cheating girlfriend, and let said "bro" know that she is as nutty as a fruitcake?    These, and many other questions you never knew you had are answered.    206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Info about toxic sex toys can be found at www.badvibes.org.     Comment on this episode at  Info about HUMP at www.humpseattle.com.

Meet the Savages! This week, in deepest, darkest Iowa, Dan sat down with his sister and two brothers to discuss strippers, the word "vagina," and good ol’ fashioned dog-fucking, among other things.      Just like you do with your family, right?  206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears nothing! Hear Dan and the venerable men's health expert discuss everything under where the sun don't shine.    And don't worry ladies. There are some gems in here for you too.    Ask Dan a question: 206-201-2720 Keep it under a minute and it might be aired on the upcoming One Minute Wonders show.     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout.   This episode is also brought to you by They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage8  for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

Isn't it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even needs) to be cuckolded wishes her kink wasn't all about her own humiliation.  In another call of cuckolding weirdness, a woman's boyfriend wants her to sleep with her fuck-buddy while he hides in the closet and watches. Should she keep the caper secret, or secretly tell the lover?  And, it gets weirder. A very GGG lady simply cannot be her adult baby husband's "mommy" with any genuine enthusiasm. Should she let him find a new mommy in the adult baby community?  Are there any three words that work better together than "adult baby community?"   No, there are not.   206-201-2720 Hey windbag! Try keeping it down to one minute or less, and you might make it on the "One Minute Wonders" show.  This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

We're back! And what did we come back to? Online dishonesty, webcam addiction, and incest paranoia.    Ah, you people. It's nice to be home.   206-201-2720     Today's episode is brought to you by the magical Stack Soap. Stack Soap allows you to merge your old soap slivers into a brand-new bar that lasts forever. You get clean AND touch infinity. www.stacksoap.com.     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

Sorry folks- no show this week. Dan is on "vacation," in deepest, darkest Europe, "relaxing." Or something.   Call us and cry about it: 206-201-2720 See you next week. 

A man's boyfriend's super-hot ex-lover is coming back to town. Should he feel jealous and insecure when they go out for drinks, or start scheming to make a three-way happen?    A man got dumped by his girlfriend. He demanded that she submit an explanation in writing. For some reason, she hasn't done this yet. Any chance they'll get back together?    And a typical question about dick-biting.    Ho hum.  206-201-2720       This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJuly at checkout.   This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage7” for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

A most magnanimous woman is married to a man who likes trans women. Instead of buying her an anniversary present, he bought himself time with a trans dominatrix. She wants to forgive.    A kinky widow is falling for a trans woman. But she isn't used to the staring and general hostility toward trans people. How can she tell her vanilla friends all about her new, interesting girlfriend?    Dan speaks with activist, sex educator and kinky blogger about losing the childhood shame around kinky desire.    And more, more, more.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

Do you know what a "'bater" is? A 'bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a 'bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think?    A bride-to-be enlists Dan's advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon.    A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan speaks with human sexuality expert Dr. Debby Herbenick on what she can do.    And more.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

This week, we present a live recording of the Savage Lovecast. We recorded the fundraiser show in Seattle at the Neptune Theatre, along with musical guests Garfunkel and Oates and a special appearance by Washington State senator Ed Murray.   And the usual topics were covered: auto-fellatio, giving vibrators as gifts, sex with ducks. Ho hum.   This was a super-fun show. We hope you like it.   You can contribute to Washington United for Marriage by going to their website:   This episode is brought to you by Babeland—a women-owned sex toy retailer. Babeland offers a variety of sex toys and workshops designed to enhance your sex life. Enjoy 10% off with free shipping when you shop .   This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage6” for a 10% discount.

Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?!   A lesbian has a male best friend—her “dyke Mike.” But this gentleman has been sending her rambling missives of a highly sexual nature. Is it the pain medication he’s currently on, or does she need to tell him to keep his horny thoughts to himself?   A woman begs the straight male population to please stop sending pictures of their penises.   And more!   206-201-2720   Savage Lovecast Live sold out? Not to worry. You can listen to it in an upcoming extra episode, and you can donate to Washington United for Marriage .   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJune at checkout.

Isn't it sad when a lady can't come? Hear two tales of ladies who can't come with another person involved, and Dan's elegant solutions.  You know what else is sad? When a man can't get horny. That's sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich.  "But how do mangos fit into all of this?" you ask.    Listen, and you will find out.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Comment on this episode at   Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! June 13. To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Ugh! She's so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with another woman. Bored with calling him a "little bitch." The real problem is that he won't lift a finger to give her what she wants. It just goes to show that when you're into vanilla, kinky sex can be dull, dull, dull.  Another woman wonders how to be GGG when the sex he wants makes her cry.  And yet another woman asks how she can forgive her boyfriend for stealing naked pictures of her off her computer.    Boy. Some of you are real cads. 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Comment on this episode at   Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down? Now that you and Dan have been communing lo these past six years, he feels that he can trust you enough to share a little secret. We won't say what it is here, but it involves his butt.   A straight girl feels like a prying fool for asking her lesbian coworker how she got pregnant.   Dan speaks with Jennifer Pritchett, owner of Smitten Kitten, about toxic sex toys and how to avoid them. Find Smitten Kitten at www.SmittenKittenOnline.com. View a video about toxic sex toys at     And more. 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage5” for a 10% discount.   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order.

Dan advises a recovering alcoholic on how to let people know why he's drinking ginger ale in the bar without causing the date to come to a screeching halt. Is it better to admit that you've been dumped or keep on circling around trying to seek "closure"? Hey, cute, flirty straight boys! Why do you have to tease your homo buddies so hard? And more.  Can you stand it?  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “Savage” and get 20 percent off your entire order.   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed. Nothing sexual. Is she obligated to tell her boyfriend about this revenue stream? A 40-year-old man is dating a 20-year-old man who was a friend of his kids from a previous marriage. Is it just one of love's many whims or is he the mayor of Creepytown? And hear a cautionary tale of lies, passion, and extortion on Grindr. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

How do you hit on someone with Aspergers? This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan speaks with Maxine Aston, author and relationship counselor who specializes in relationships and Aspergers Syndrome. Find her at Also, supporting sissy sons, kinky glitter and the damage that youthful experimentation can do.  Confidential to everyone who lost your virginity last night: Congratulations!  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Comment on this episode at Want to lend a hand in North Carolina? Go to

Bisexuals! Grab your pitchforks and fire up those torches. This show is all about you.    Also, does a BJ get you into the Mile High Club?    A man who will be staying with his sister-in-law for a few months wonders if he needs to keep his carnal relations inaudible.    Shhhhhhh!  206-201-2720   Neal Boulton is over at   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order.   This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage4 for a 10% discount.

Dan counsels a very GGG woman on how she can lovingly kick her boyfriend in the nuts.   Rape scenarios are tricky, aren't they? You have to plan and communicate clearly, or you might end up in jail. But does it kill the sexy to say, "Okay, honey, I'll rape you next Tuesday"?   And "Miss Manners" Savage has the solution for how to send the third in your three-way off to the guest bed.   Is there nothing Dan Savage can't solve? 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order.   Now, people, listen up. Earlier, the tech-savvy at-risk youth commanded you to listen to , which you are still contractually obligated to do. But now you must also listen to . Both podcasts will send milk shooting out your nose if you aren't careful.