Savage Lovecast

Dan welcomes very special guest star Mistress Matisse to discuss S&M when you're really, really mad. Also Dan goes into the finer details of hickey etiquette, and clears up once and for all whether mutual masturbation is fact or fiction. Call, call, call.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A gay man started his coming out process by announcing that he was bi to his parents. Now that he knows he's a full 'mo, how can he convince his skeptical parents?  The ultimate revenge: a woman and her ex-fiance are long broken up. But his super-hot brother is coming to town… Sex in a cemetery- any tips?  And a lot more of this ilk.  206-201-2720 This episode is also brought to you by They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage1 for a 10% discount and free web domain registration. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Welcome to 2013 where the sexual landscape seems just as freaky as it did in 2012. Highlights from todays show: a woman dating a closet asexual, a daughter who realizes that both she and her mother are subs, a man whose boyfriend rejects him because he isn't hairy enough, and a man who literally gets a boner at the sight of money.    Sweet, sexy money.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

Well, well, well. What heartwarming tales have we to share on our very special Christmas Lovecast? Why, here's one about the crippling guilt and shame a woman can't shake from her promiscuous past. And look! A lad who snooped on his twin brother's phone discovered naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend! And here we have a gentleman who works up detailed spreadsheets of the qualities he requires from his girlfriends. Kind of like Santa's list, only pathological!   And more about pedophiles. Merry Christmas!    206-201-2720    This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter EXPLORE2013 at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

There's a lot of cheating in this episode. Through the miracle of audio, you'll experience the world through the eyes of a former cheater, an aspiring temptress and the judgmental sister of a home-wrecker.  And just to make sure you feel some feelings, Dan's rant is about guns. And there's a self-loathing pedophile in here too.  Call us up.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    

Is there reasonable etiquette regarding the casual eating of pussy? A man refuses to go down on ladies he doesn't know well. Does this make him an asshole?  When she was 14, she made up a violent rape and milked the lie for drama to her boyfriend at the time. Now they are friends and he still believes the story. How on earth can she come clean?  And just when you thought you'd heard it all, Dan counsels a soon-to-be grieving woman on which of her polyamorous partners she should bring to her father's funeral. Humans be complicated.   206-201-2720   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGGgiving at checkout.   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Lesbians! Have you noticed that wherever you go you run into your lover's ex and your friends are all the same and there's only one lesbian bar in town? Thought so.  The continuum of culpability; when is infidelity a misdemeanor and when is it a felony?  When underpants = biohazard: A frolicsome lass had a super-hot time with a lad involving her underpants. Now, she wants to keep them as a memento, but worries the magic will eventually disappear or ...worse. Whatever should she do?    As always, Dan has the answer.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGGgiving at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Wasn't that a fun opening rant? Here's an idea. Go to NARAL and give them some money: www.naral.org

A bride-to-be faces a problematic wedding guest list. Should she invite her gaggle of gay friends and let them commingle with her conservative, bigoted relatives and coworkers? Hear the complicated tale of the not-quite-out lesbian and her chattering godmother. Your fetish! It is impossible! Simply impossible! Sometimes they really are. 206-201-2720   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGGNovember at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A man receives a mysterious image of a woman's pregnant belly, accompanied by a simple message telling him he's the father. Does he have the right to ask for proof? A conversation with Jillian Keenan, whose article in the New York Times explores her obsession with spankings and how she learned to "come out" about her kink. And an update from the newly out gay kid whose family demanded he go back in the closet AND come home for the holidays. Spoiler alert: He did neither. We love holidays! But holidays can be hard! Try to have a good one. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Look! It's Ms. Keenan's article:

Cock blocked! A man's friend did his best to steal the girl. How can the caller tell his "buddy" to get lost?  Can Dan Savage prevent a potentially disastrous three-way from occurring?  A man ruined his chances with a lovely lady by getting a little too drunk and getting a little too gropey. How can he get a second chance to show her the "real" him?  Call us and show us the real you.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Honey Toad Studios. Be sure to check out their online sexy comedy show "Wrecked": Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Gays! Thank your straight comrade right here:   By the way, we're blushing terribly… And we couldn't help but notice that Dan's tears dropped to the table, burned through the table, then through the floor, and through all 23 floors here at the Washington Mutual building. Weird. We never knew. 

Hear a nail-bitten, wretched Dan Savage counsel the lovelorn despite a wracking flu, and election day jitters. Topics! Coming out at your cousin's bar mitzvah. Introducing your ugly new boyfriend to your friends. Telling your jerko ex-boyfriend that he got you pregnant.  Don't worry Abby. The election will be over soon.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something be sure to enter GGGNovember at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at 

Face-eating zombies, infested snacks, and buckets and buckets of blood! It's the Lovecast Halloween show, featuring true tales of sex-related horror. Plus an interview with Caitlin Doughty of . Listen only if you dare.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGG500 at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage11 for a 10% discount and free web domain registration. Do check out Caitlin's wonderful YouTube series:  And here's her .

Dad likes to wear women's clothing. This doesn't bother his daughter, but she doesn't want to hear much more. (But knowing his dress size might come in handy over the holidays.) When your "straight" friend appears on a gay online dating site, does that mean he's out?  A gay man loves to huff his boyfriend's body odor. The boyfriend finds this revolting, and prefers to wear deodorant and cologne. Whose side will Dan Savage take in this skanky debate?   You'll have to listen to find out.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

An autistic virgin woman wants to get into the swinging lifestyle. Should she get sterilized now, or kick that can down the road? During a fight with his ex-girlfriend, a big man discovered that he likes getting slapped around a bit. How can he let future lovers know this, and get over his shame?  A woman on painkillers finds that she's turned on by the idea of a man "taking advantage" of her while she's blotto on meds. Is this a thing? Can it be done safely?  Silly kinkster! Everything is "a thing."  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Paging Miss Manners! A man's mother detests his wife's mother so much, that she wants to exclude her from the baby shower. How can he tip-toe his way through this field of turds?  A woman very much wants to pursue amorous relations with a hot fireman. But she has insider information suggesting he might be a dick-head. Should she throw caution to the wind?    Hear mighty Dan Savage blush like a schoolboy at theater camp as he interviews the swoon-worthy Andrew Rannells from Book of Mormon.   And some super-sad stuff too.  206-201-2720   People! We need more tales of creepy sex, vampires you've dated, methy zombies and other blood curdling encounters. Our Halloween show is fast approaching.       This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something by October 14, 2012 and you just might win $500. Be sure to enter GGG500 at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

A man's ex-lover nearly blabs some very personal info about him to the caller's sister. How much should he now reveal to her? Does he owe his sister the whole story?  A 7-months pregnant lady has never been hornier. And she's scaring her husband's dick to death.    A porn watching pastor is scared he's going get busted by his wife and fired by his church for watching porn. So what does he do? He calls a very popular sex advice podcast and tells everyone listening about his problem.    Call us with your most intimate secrets.  206-201-2720   And make it spooky! We're harvesting your tales of sex horror from now until Halloween.    This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGOctober at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn't mind her vibrator, but she feels threatened by his Fleshlight.   Is it reasonable to be in favor of gay rights but be against gay marriage for religious reasons?   Open marriage: Is it bad for kids? Is there a way to make it work in the long run?   Also, Dan interviews Salon's sex and relationships writer Tracy Clark-Flory about the tendency in kinky circles to belittle and disdain vanilla folk.     Call us, won't you? 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Check out Tracy's article ""

This week the Lovecast welcomes Cindy Gallop, creator of .  Dan and Cindy discuss her project, the effect of pornography on real sex and relationships, and the state of the porn industry, while Dan tries in vain to get a word in.   This one is long, and amazing.   206-201-2720  Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Please visit and    The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth are still waiting for the picture of Cindy Gallop we were promised. Some of us are very nice men in our 20s after all. But Dan is far too busy winning fabulous to send it to us, apparently. 

When you're an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a conservative Christian pastor, how on earth do you come out?  Oooooh, how tantalizing! A famous comedian is maybe cheating on his wife based on dubious hearsay!  We all  know that gays should come out as soon as it's safe for them to do so.  But what about folks in open relationships? Does mom need to know about partner #2?  Oh, and if you were planning on sending Dan a carton of smokes for Christmas, you might want to rethink that.   206-201-2720  This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

If you knew a gal had an unreciprocated crush on you, would you kiss her on the forehead and cuddle with her, knowing these actions would be misconstrued? Well, would you?? In other news, we got a man who loves to receive blow jobs, but hates to eat pussy.    And, once you switch to anal sex, can you ever go back?    These questions, and important matters of pronunciation are addressed right here.    206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout.