Tony Martins Sizzletown

Dave Clacton flies the flag for ‘proper comedy’, Barry Football’s penis has been out and about (again), and Sir Paul McCartney attempts to answer Tony’s terrible questions. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

The Hater is even less impressed than usual, a master filmmaker calls from the afterlife, and Tony has a strange encounter with a ‘gentleman’s gentleman’ in the car park. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Cratog Carabasirica kicks off a ninth year of idiotic talkback, along with some first-time callers and The Pikelet Man, who has a terrible idea for a TV show, and a song. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is yet another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1988, playing an unearthed piece of ‘Martin/Molloy’, and revealing the origin of the ‘Warren Perso’ sketch. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

The 2025 season finale, with Dave Clacton, Dion, The Pikelet Man, Patrick Paget, Shane [REDACTED], Cratog Carabasirica, Reg Tankwater, Jeff Goldblum, Ronnie Bung, John Cooper Clarke, Crackers & the Tugboat, and of course, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and far too many songs. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Niles Nyquist is bemused, The Pikelet Man is amused, Jason Statham is confused, and the show itself stands accused (of poor taste).  Show support | Merch Store | Official Website

Reg Tankwater has solved the energy crisis, Cratog Carabasirica has almost assimilated, Bumblethwaite Cumblethwim has pulled out, and Wolford Pontoon steps in. Show support | Merch Store | Official Website  

The Hater is unimpressed by his local charity shop, several callers are being cheated on, sergeants York & Sargent are back, and there’s another disappointing quiz. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Shane [REDACTED] has a new theory, Barry Football has a new explanation, The Pikelet Man has a new joke, and Tony has recorded his police interview. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website  

Podworx is under siege, Dion is beating AI to all the good ideas, and Dave Clacton is attempting to ‘uncancel’ a controversial comedian. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

The Hater is up in the air, Niles Nyquist crosses the border, and Simon Haight knows who can get Australia back on track.  Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

The voters are undecided, Lorna Palethorpe is unclear, Peregrine Haste is unable to comment, and Tony gets a guilt trip from his chiropractor. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Dion has invented a new game, The Pikelet Man can’t be fooled, Tony visits the ‘living theatre’, and Matt is forced to use the Dump Button. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Cratog Carabasirica is unimpressed with our electoral candidates, Shane [REDACTED] is being used to train Chinese AI, Bryan Lyons is back at the ‘office’, and there’s another live footy call. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

WARNING: Normal SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is an ‘unplugged’ episode, where Tony answers all your questions with the aid of footage and diagrams. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

WARNING: Not a proper episode of SIZZLETOWN – it’s another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1987, playing an old sketch, and recalling the time he foolishly attempted to talk about sport. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

The 2024 season finale, with Dion, Dave Clacton, Reg Tankwater, The Pikelet Man, The Hater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Ronnie Bung, Crackers & the Tugboat and…Bob Dylan? Plus, as tradition demands, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and more songs than would seem necessary.  Support the Show | Merch Store | Official Website

Barry Football apologises for his behaviour on ‘Wacky Wednesday’, Shane [REDACTED] doesn’t trust electric cars, and William Fine-Mist explains all those credit card surcharges. Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Dion has a new movie idea, The Pikelet Man has ‘done an incursion’, Tony has gone reboot mad, and for the first time, there’s a live footy call! Monthly support | One-off support Merch Store | Official Website

Lorna Palethorpe has reason to complain, Cratog Carabasirica has been racially profiled, William Fine-Mist has another unhelpful explanation, and David Lynch has no plans to retire. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website