Man Yells At News

Nigel is very goodHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/10/East-Durham-antique-store-owl/7491773162016/ https://www.upi.com

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel. Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan-plants-37000-seedlings-to-prepare-for-imminent-return-of-tigers/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/rural-town-enthusiastically-switches-to-restorative-justice-and-recidivism-almost-vanishes/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/02/determined-beaver-Redmond-Washington/1371772475773/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/03/Medina-County-Ohio-Internet-outage-squirrel/6141772543216/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/06/raccoon-burglar-Cincinnati/1661772822936/ 1:39https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/05/italy-wolf-bridge-rescue-Verona-Italy/2001772726964/ (inflatable wolf)

Lauren once again asking the hard questionsHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/20/wales-RSPCA-goat-trapped-window-well-Llandudno/1471771603369/

COO!Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedLaurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/04/canada-Gagne-Homestead-Rescue-Enzo-emu/5281770217936/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUXOUWcjMwW/ 

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped workingHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/ Ear foothttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/womans-severed-ear-was-saved-by-grafting-it-onto-her-foot-before-reattaching-it-5-months-later/Laurenhttps://www.u

Bear goes house huntingHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedJane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/ Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/poland-Wroclaw-Zoo-muntjac-deer-rhino/4111768245115/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/13/bear-crawlspace-Altadena-California/7451768331251/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/bear-candy-store-Ga

It’s Buttsmas y’all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice! <3 Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisitionSteph’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedCommunal: Butts List https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/17/australia-koala-takes-the-bus-Brisbane-Queensland/5511765983596/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/23/Altadena-bear-crawlspace-trap-wrong-animal/1031766505848/ Stephhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/26/Illinois-rejected-vanity-plates-2025/9171766768064/ Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/seal-bar-new-zealand-pub-richmond-487e2a8207c9f0e69be79ac7eb8045c0 Deltahttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/latam-argen

Horses and bears and racoons oh my! Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/11/JFK-Airport-New-York-escaped-horse/9831765470077/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/09/National-Highways-abandoned-items-boat-fair-ride/9611765294186/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/05/Guinness-World-Records-fastest-garden-shed/2511764952892/ Janehttps://www.positive.news/society/flat-pack-washing-machine-spins-a-fairer-future/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2-bears-figure-out-how-to-make-a-see-saw-in-playful-moment-caught-on-video-watch/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/drunk-raccoon-serial-burglar-Hanover-County-Virginia/8281765555782/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/Sarasota-County-7-Eleven-alligator-Florida/50

It’s Alice’s one year (and one month) anniversary! We ask the hard questions this time. Questions like, “Would you rather fight one raccoon sized owl or twelve owl sized raccoons?”Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mountain-goat-inspired-robot-offers-a-new-world-of-mobility-to-the-wheelchair-bound-watch/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/20/bear-chases-11-year-old-Family-Dollar-Markleysburg-Pennsylvania/2011763665257/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/RSPCA-Gwennap-Cornwall-raccoon/3131763482187/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/great-horned-owl-concrete-mixer-rescue/8801763568552/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/escaped-goat-Detroit-man-car/5751763476506/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/202

This episode we learn that you’re not a real monkey unless you’re wearing a diaper.Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/05/ireland-lion-viral-video-Newfoundland-dog-County-Clare/2571762356268/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/03/Cottonwood-Arizona-emu-captured-Frank/9381762193360/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/29/Spirit-Halloween-monkey-Plano-Texas/4851761751672/ Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-gel-regrows-dental-enamel-which-humans-cannot-do-and-could-revolutionize-tooth-care/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/06/Buffalo-neighborhood-loose-pig/9621762445110/ htt

Lauren fucking dies at the end (it’s okay, she’s fine)Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pine-martens-released-into-wilds-of-exmoor-national-park-for-first-time-in-100-years/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nature-centers-emergency-butterfly-wing-transplant-a-success-watched-by-millions-on-social-media/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/foster-kitten-drops-dead-mouse-boiling-pot/7351760542204/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/Chapel-Hill-North-Carolina-dog-starts-fire/9791760536248/ Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/bear-walks-grocery-store-arizona-ac35a8f03b6289d2e82039b89a646e4c https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/University-of-Montana-Main-Hall-pumpkin/3111760623668/ Laurenhttps://abc7.com/post/aggressive-sea-otter-steals-surfboard-off-santa-cruz-california-coast-bites-surfer-water-rescue-ensues/18026958https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/bear-steals-garbage-bag-Glendale-California/7481760635242/

Squirrel!Stories UsedAlicehttps://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/theres-an-angry-squirrel-in-california-whos-put-two-people-in-hospital-24258593/ https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/a-band-manchester-drummer-literally-mushrooms-24060259/ → quote from Lauren’s Mushroom Correspondent, “i mean they are clearly a fungi… i imagine the main problem was there being not mushroom in the band previously”https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/28/he-boy-man-saved-injured-squirrel-says-pair-now-inseparable-24282002/Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/six-baby-cheetahs-born-in-the-richmond-zoos-prolific-breeding-program-167-cats-since-2013-watch/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/South-Western-Railway-crab/4561758819404/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/Long-Island-New-York-orange-lobster/6051758813614/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Hampton-Township-crocodile-Michigan-front-yard/2311758741800/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Round-Rock-Texas-porcupine-shopping-center-mall/5801758734735/

This episode Lauren wants to go out with a bang, Jane introduces the best political party ever, and Alice Atlatls All Around us!Stories Used:Alice:https://apnews.com/article/vermont-atlatl-sports-spears-8fdaf7dbe84505055df60ea55772a10e https://apnews.com/article/ghana-fantasy-coffins-funerals-accra-tradition-01220db5b2e240a12ae8e4ba8820f993 https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/ghana-fantasy-coffins-photos-9e1169da6238feef5400ede6d88992d7 Janehttps://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/07/amsterdam-to-install-steps-to-help-cats-escape-from-the-canals/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recalcitrant-baby-hippo-refuses-to-leave-the-pool-unless-it-sees-a-mom-stare-watch/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Thorpe-Farm-escaped-wallaby-drones/9881758114709/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/16/Washington-County-police-escaped-cows/1031758030704/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Poudre-Fire-Authority-cow-mud-Miss-Big-Moo/1161758117837/ 

There are more adorable bears. Lauren once again loses her shit. Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-new-bionic-knee-is-changing-the-game-for-lower-leg-amputees/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-silly-signs-are-one-mans-campaign-against-his-anti-fun-city/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/22/Doolittle-Missouri-highway-steaks-fire/9951755884053/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/18/bear-break-in-Pine-Mountain-Club-California/2001755534533/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/bear-ice-cream-shop-El-Dorado-County-California/9741755719551/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/Reading-Pennsylvania-skunk-bowl-skateboard/9741755713004/

There are adorable bears. Lauren absolutely loses it. Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-jamaican-student-invented-a-self-disinfecting-door-handle-for-hospitals-design-that-fits-reality/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/blowing-in-a-conch-shell-could-help-treat-dangerous-apnea-snoring-symptoms/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/horse-hoisted-hold-Baltimore-County-Maryland/5341755191291 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/08/canada-West-Vancouver-bear-Pomeranian/7601754662165 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/11/Newington-Connecticut-bear-pool/1881754926114/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/12/Petersham-Massachusetts-bear-sunflower-seeds/9781755009040/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/australia-koala-road-Gold-Coast-Queensland/8271755188876/

This episode is taking the pissStories UsedJanehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/psychedelic-mushrooms-reduced-human-cellular-aging-by-57-increased-lifespan-in-mice-30/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/18/canada-T-shirt-missing-cat-phone-number/6941752860361 https://apnews.com/article/minot-city-north-dakota-ground-squirrels-dde22d2fa10140191a168687a5aa4daa Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/nz-cat-burglar-Auckland-New-Zealand/2091753373486/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/raccoon-trash-can-Coral-Springs-Florida/9971753370292/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/25/tortoise-Shelley-2-weeks-ice-cream/5071753455892/ 

 Lauren can’t move past “piss sommelier”Stories UsedJanehttps://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-management/21/university-of-edinburgh/microbes-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol/65164 https://apnews.com/article/virgin-australia-snake-plane-melbourne-brisbane-9fec54edc5a7c7f6f9734fa76e0d3e45https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/mozzarella-cheese-crash-Clearfield-County-Pennsylvania/4381751555993/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/Plainview-Bethpage-JFK-High-School-twins/7361750695879/ https://news.sky.com/story/flying-duck-caught-on-speed-camera-could-be-repeat-offender-13367584 Laurenhttps://cheknews.ca/testing-the-water-new-study-investigates-orcas-sharing-food-with-humans-1263629/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/Jefferson-County-Colorado-bear-car/5701751565791/ 

There’s a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.Stories UsedJanehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAAhttps://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatchesAlice https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

There’s a mongoose. It be loose.Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/19/dome-Indianapolis-storm-radome/5141750351394/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/11/b

Jane and Lauren talk about animalsHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/postsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/21/escaped-kangaroo-Irwin-Durango/8291747838853/