New News

Wow! What a crazy long month, great job life!"New News" presents this week's Headlines fresh out of Pearth Amboy, NJ.Stories this week include Bison attacks, an out of control garlic fan, and a complete lack of any facts whatsoever.

On this week, a very special edition of New News.....and by that we man it's too much work to do new things, so we are syndicating old stuff.Join us for "Audio Study Hole" starring Jan Applerod, Old Robert Sandwich, and Rich Dickensen

In this weeks episode we have a bit of an issue....but what's new right? We go over some of the craziest, and raw uncut stories you can find this side of the flooded Mississippi.Blackout news coverage starring the best broadcasters in the biz****not to actually be confused with "Good Broadcasting"

Soccer, poison, and an angry orange Twitter boi. This week we dive into some of the more intriguing news stories of the week whether it be from Hong Kong, or right here in Perth Amboy, New Jersey, we are bringing you those hard hitters. 

Half way through the year and we are finally living up to a small portion of a promise we made to be more consistent. Give us a break@! Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was a twelve step programThis week we cover some of the most important stories, we have Jimmy Higgins with financial advice for this trying time of stock downturn. Everyones favorite a**hole is back with a vengeance, Vinnie "Two Arms" Valencia will tell you whats good and what's not so good.The royals are in the news again.....if nothing else listen to that.

This weeks headlines are bigger and beefier THAN EVER!If this is your first time listening, you picked the absolutely perfect day to start.This week we cover news from Twitter (which is quickly becoming the most trusted source for news), we talk weather, and we have a bit of financial advice from a man with only threve teeth.Won't you be our subscriber?Won't you!?.....please▐ ﹒︣ Ĺ̯ ﹒︣ ▐

Dear America.....or the rest of the world.....from rustic South Amboy, NJ.....Everyone's favorite "New News" is back and better than we have been in the past at least!With this first installment of Headlines join us every week for coverage of the most up to date news, scandals, wedding updates, and sports (?) that will have you grinning your biggest Jersey grin.

On this, the second episode of "Vinnie's Views" Vinnie brings you more of his personal issues which are hilariously uninteresting and unfortunate.Reviews this week: Hit reality show "Rock of Love", and DentistsWe posted this on both podcasts....we need attention....please subscribe 

Preview of a new show from WNJT Studios ; "Vinnie's Views"Join station favorite Vincent "Two-Arms" Valencia as he reviews different aspects of life, love, and the pursuit of buying cool s****This week Vinnie reviews a new movie on netflix, and an online Pornographic website

FIRST SHOW EVER!!!!The last few months have been absolutely crazy!Lucky for you chumps good Ol' Vinnie "Two-Arms" is here to report on what's going on in his life, what you can do to better your life, and how to completely F--- everything up on a consistent basis.Can you believe there is an actual wine named Josh™

After our brief hiatus, we return with vigor! (a word that most people feel uncomfortable saying in public. We discuss what happened, what's happening, and all the relevant news updates you've come to expect.....from AugustBrought to yous by "Sally Jansen's:Punch-Kick Dojo Winter Spectacular" Now on DVD and BLURAY!

Everyone's favorite Jersey resident takes you through a journey of life, love, and the pursuit of happyness.....hapynes.....happiness! Vinnie interviews an old man with a twist, and turns to personal experiences to help you! Grade-a self help and life advice from a habitual wind stealer, in a world full of sails.

Happy America Month! WNJT studios is happy to be up and running again with our latest installment of "New News" This episode includes "How to pick up ladies" with Vinnie Two Arms, we cover a tragedy at a local high school, and talk about sports. Financial support provided by Prains Inc. "Prains Brains" **"Vinnie Valencia's Tinder advice" brought to you by Coastline Kratom Visit the link below for some of the finest sourced Kratom on the market: https://www.coastlinekratom.com/?ref=4414&campaign=WNJTSTUDIOS

**NEW AND IMPROVED!!!** WNJT Studios in association with NLR present "The Mid Month Review" Our beloved correspondent Vinnie "Two-Arms" Valencia is here to help you get through your mid month news drought while waiting for another episode of "New News" Today Vinnie talks caves, George W. Bush, and a special interview from old neighborhood friend, Joey Gold.

04.20.2018 - "Fools" Happy April, the month filled with fools, and the things that make flowers for May. During the month of March we took a hard break to rev up for spring and the plethora of news about to be unloaded on us, due to warm weather, and general stupidity. This months episode includes: Reporting News w/Rich Dickenson - An in depth look at news reports from March to understand who to watch in April St. Patties Day Delights w/Vinny Valencia - Vinny Gets Mad Economy Tips - "Whistlin'" Jimmy Higgins and much more.... **this episode of "New News" is brought to you by Gary's Bare Arms™ - Gary's, "Where you have the right.....to Bare Arms"

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February 19th, 2018 - New News: "Groundhogs" This episode features National News covering the Tide Pod challenge, tips for a red hot Valentine's day with your #1 correspondent, Vinny Two Arms. **Editors Note: This episode was slightly delayed due to our editing supervisor's 5 day bender in Florida. This isn't the first time, and won't be the last we are disappointed in people and their lack of follow through. Art Bergstein Reviews - Written and performed by Joe McAllister "The Hive Inc" - Written and performed by Jacob Moreno

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January 15th, 2018- "New News: Origins" From WNJT Studios in scenic Trenton, NJ we bring you our first ever broadcast of "New News". Stories include (and are limited to) Local News - Rich Dickenson "Bitcoin Conundrums" - Jimmy Higgins "Audio Study Hole - Dick Talker" - Jan Applerod & Robert Sandwich. -Brought to you by Sally Jansens Punch Kick Dojo™