Artie's Daily Dump

I talk about the time I got fired from my coat check job, for pooping in girls' purses.

I got stuck in a compromising position, and then I diarrhea'd myself.

A sexy new letter carrier shoots me down romantically. But I get back at her….with diarrhea.

My 2nd letter to Elon Musk, about my idea for the poopinal (it's like a urinal, but for pooping).

I talk about the time I tried to impress the cool kids in high school, by playing mini golf with a putter in my butt.

I talk about the time I played little league baseball, and pooped in the outfield.

A 'Performance Fart' piece where I do a heartfelt monologue in Film Noir style, with accompanying fart noises.         (contains royalty-free background music by 'Music by Pedro' Noir #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gds9SjsG3KQ&list=RD84ANGsQS_7w&index=2)

I get experimental with a Roman Candle.

I came up with a new way to turn women on….show off some wiener cleavage.

I'm tired of not gettin' sexual gratification, so I'm asking them girls out again.

I been watching YouTube, and figure I can get famous on there too! Them YouTube girls is real sexy and erotic too.

I been hearing sexual noises coming from my bedroom, while my uncle is staying in there.

I read you my letter I just wrote to Elon Musk, about becoming business partners for a great new product idea I got!

A humiliating story about how I did 'bubbling & butt chugging' at a college party, in front of hundreds of people.

I got a new job and my very own car! Things is looking up for me. And my new job allows me to smell and lick on seats, that ladies was just using.

That's right! I'm gettin' my very own car soon. Then, I can take them women out on sexual dates!

I talk about a time I got fired from a job, for making a diarrhea piñata.

I talk about seeing my mom's lady parts.

I talk about the time I got my parents in trouble, for trying to find illegal naked pictures.

I talk about my embarrassing Memorial Day, involving melons.