Booze Before Noon

As we go on, we remember, all the times we, had together. And as our lives change, from whatever, we will still be, friends forever. This is the last episode of Booze Before Noon, because you idiots don't know a good thing when it penetrates your ears nice and wet like. All you reading this right now, go f*** yourselves, and all the people you didn't tell about this podcast. Its blood is on your hands, and will cling to your soul until you're 6 feet underground.  Bye.  But it came too soon, And there was me and you, And then we got real cool, Stay at home talking on the telephone with me, We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared, Laughing at ourselves thinking life's not fair. And this is how it feels As we go on We remember All the times we Had together And as our lives change Come whatever We will still be Friends forever.

None of the Booze Before Noon boys are in town together to be in the studio so we're sharing an old episode of our sister podcast, Talk of Shame. Three girls talking about being young, dumb, and full of cum in Chicago every week.  In this episode Addie, Mackenzie & Andrea talk about when they learned what sex is and how movies were no help, their experiences with pregnancy tests, and why getting your hair done is such a fucking hassle. If you like what you hear, you can find Talk of Shame on iTunes and SoundCloud.  

In this week's episode of Booze Before Noon, the guys pick up where they left off last week for Part II of their Year in Review. Tune in to remember when they talked with Stav from Cum Town, Mike's freak out over losing his keys at Walgreen's and the time he was surprisingly good at making animal noises, a Halloween game of Would You Rather, and everyone's favorite, the Thicc Wet Minute.

2017 is almost over, so this week on Booze Before Noon Mike, Quinn, & Brendan venture into Part 1 of A Year in Review, where they dig deep into some of the fondest memories of the show thus far. Listen in as they remember one of their first segments, Black Movie or Black Friday, one of their very first Hot Takes, one their HOTTEST Hot Takes, and the legend of Mike Mancini underscore. Be on the lookout for Part 2 coming next week! 

This week on Booze Before Noon, Mike, Quinn, & Brendan discuss just how bad it is to be fucked up on a flight, tell the worst drunk stories from their youths, then @Rad_Milk (Everett Byram) from Episode 50 is back to talk Bitcoin and fucking with big brands on Twitter.

This week on Booze Before Noon, the boys debate whether or not they'd fuck Donald Trump if it meant he wouldn't be president anymore, Mike reveals the recipe for his secret love potion, and Quinn decides he's going to dress as a woman so he can finally get the retweets he deserves. 

On this week's episode of Booze Before Noon Officer Kevin (@ultrakevin900) from the podcast Thought Cops (@realthoughtcops) joins Mike, Quinn & Brendan to talk about Tim Allen and The Simpsons. Before that Mike and Brendan talk about their very first porno, and Brendan reveals he made his own by compiling 30 second clips of steamy pay per view.

In this week's episode of Booze Before Noon, Brendan and Mike invite Quinn's sister, his girlfriend, and some of his closest friends into the studio to roast the shit out of him for his 29th birthday. Tune in for lots of ginger jokes, and even more jokes about how Quinn's fucked at least 7 of his 13 sisters.

This week on Booze Before Noon, Mackenzie Harding (@potatobanjo) from another of The Black Sheep's podcasts, Talk of Shame (@talkofshamers) joins Mike, Quinn, and Brendan to talk about sucking your own dick, and how involved you should be with Adderall. PLUS the bois compete in a "Mackenzie Quiz" where they test their knowledge on how well they know their guest. 

This week on Booze Before Noon @Rad_Milk (Everett Byram) comes on to tell his story of being exploited by Steve Harvey, his love for Trader Joe's, and why corn is the best crop. Like always, Mike and Brendan sip some Malort and place bets on who has a greater net worth, Kevin James or Adam Sandler. 

In this SPOOKY SHOT BEFORE NOON, Mike and Brendan argue a Would You Rather: Have to trick or treat alone, as adult men, Or be the lone adult supervisor of a kids' Halloween party. It of course devolves into Hitler and incest, so brace yourselves and let us know which you'd rather do!

This week on Booze Before Noon, @Vrunt comes on to explain how his tarot card-reading podcast worked, and that it's like to be a cultural icon in the world of the up and coming trivia game, HQ. Before that, Mike and Brendan crack open some Malorts and recall the real-life story of a man who's so homophobic he doesn't wipe his ass, and how they grew to love/hate pooping in public. 

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's podcast - Adam Friedland from Cum Town joins the show to talk all thing guidos, Sopranos, and sex with parents. 

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - Harry and Josh from The Tab come on to talk college media, BOFA, and hold an intervention for Mike and his rebrands. 

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's podcast - Karl from Online joins the studio to talk all things jelly, jam and preserves. Plus a little Vine and cheese throwin' action, in there too. Before that Mike puts Stephen Hawking on blast (again) and wonders aloud if the earth is flat. 

In honor of National Coffee Day, the Booze Before Noon bois chugged 3 double shot High Brew coffees, and chatted about what might be in store for how humans will supplement energy in the future while teetering on the verge of mental breakdowns. Look for the video of this podcast on our Facebook page @BoozeBeforeNoon! 

This week in Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - Sexual Jumanji comes on to talk work at the bowling alley, Russian spies, and cryptids. Before that, Mike guesses animal noises, and calls in a friend to confirm the story of how "his friend" (he) lost his virginity.  Thanks for listening and subscribe to us on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-black-sheep/id1179430318?mt=2

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Uncle Dave swings by the studio to take questions from the audience and play the Mike Quiz, where we find out Mike's inability to use a can opener, and his tricky system for getting rides home from the bar in college.  Thanks for listening and rate us on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-black-sheep/id1179430318?mt=2

In this week's Shot Before Noon HOT TAKE, Mike and Brendan argue the merits of the juggalos, just in time for the Juggalo March on Washington. Go rate us on iTunes ya jugga-hoes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-black-sheep/id1179430318?mt=2

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep podcast - Mike and Brendan are back at it with a big ol' power hour. They argue 60 topics in an hour, all the while slugging back 60 shots of Old Style Light. PLUS friend of the show Connor C Golden surprises Mike in the studio with some micheleda.   If you want to see this happen in video form, go check out The Black Sheep on Facebook!