Brother Date

Emergence | Preemptive StrikeI guess the The Riverwood Trader is actually called Lucan's Dry Goods...? Even though there are definitely potions and things in there, too. Weird.Brother Date! Need something?

What We Leave Behind | BloodlinesOooooooohhhhhhh, Ezri was a figment of Bashir and Worf's imagination all along. Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Also, how did Bok know that thing about Picard?Brother Date! It was a real fur ball out there tonight!

The Dogs of War | FirstbornHey guys. Hey. Sorry. It was "So Fresh, So Clean". It was "So Fresh, So Clean" and not "Ms. Jackson". That's on me, the one who's typing now. I apologize. I'm pretty embarrassed. Ok? Ok.

Journey's End | Extreme MeasuresAmber is the color of your energy and all of that.Brother Date! Party drugs!

Genesis | Tacking Into The WindWhat happens to all the cats and dogs of the USS Enterprise when shit goes down? What is to stop any old UFC star from becoming our next Supreme President?Brother Date! A photo finish this week!

Eye of the Beholder | Voyager Actor Rankings | When It Rains...And then there were two. Two awesome shows at the peak of their powers. Each with a lot to say. Real thinkers.Brother Date! Like a psychic photograph!

Endgame | Masks | The Changing Face of EvilI bet there was a scene in "Endgame" where Janeway says to the Borg queen, just before she blows her shit up, "Time's Up." But then they had to cut it because they realized that Janeway had already said that shit to Red Foreman way back when. And also Picard might have said that to F. Murray Abraham in the dumb movie. I don't know, I might be wrong.Brother Date! This is what it feels like when you're losing your mind!

Renaissance Man | Strange Bedfellows | Thine Own SelfA man can do all things if he will. Hell is empty and all the devils are here. There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Brother Date! They're definitely jellin'!

Lower Decks | Til Death Do Us Part | HomesteadJust what does everybody have against sweet Alyssa Ogawa and when is she going to get with a REAL man? Who ARE Weyoun's greatest nemeses? How WILL Naomi get by as a space orphan?Brother Date! Welcome to level 48!

Sub Rosa | Natural Law | PenumbraThis week, we say goodbye and rest in power to an absolute wildcard. We also decide the fate of primitive cave peoples and wonder whether gods SHOULD have god complexes. Brother Date! Gotta flick it!

Armin Shimmerman is Legit | Friendship One | HomewardTorpedo Hospital. Omega Man. Plasmonic Energies. These are the things I'll miss most of all when we finally, mercifully become.Brother Date! The Prime Directive still counts!

Author, Author | Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang | The PegasusMany characters made very good points this week, but don't worry because it was a complete accident and the writers did their best to erase any decent scores that might have been earned as a result. We were basically that one Alonzo Mourning GIF, watching at home this week, just accepting that good points were being made and knowing it wouldn't matter.Brother Date! Is that Zeemo!?

Chimera | Q2 | Parallels What was the name of the chimeric being Julian Bashir finds on the desolate planet? What potentially dangerous advice did Tom Paris give to a couple of teenagers this week? How susceptible are YOU to gaslighting? Find out on the latest episode of Brother Date!Brother Date! Gobble gobble! 

Field of Fire | Human Error | InheritanceWhat is my approximate human age? Will my big metal uterus prevent me from having a baby? Am I noble for not telling those close to me the things they need to know but might make them grumpy, gosh?We go DEEEEEP this week on Brother Date! Forensic psychology deep!

Force of Nature | The Emperor's New Cloak | Workforce Pt. IIHow desperate is Geordi for companionship? Did anybody on DS9 call Mark Linn-Baker for advice? Oink oink oink oink oink?Find out on this week's Brother Date! It's a metaphor!

Attached | Prodigal Daughter | Workforce Pt 1Matt does twenty hot minutes on fear and shame, and then it's right into the good stuff. You know, what are we supposed to think Picard and Crusher are feeling at the end of this episode, what are we supposed to believe Ezri is feeling at the end of this episode, how bad is Karry Kim's gas in this episode, all the good stuff you need to hear about Star Trek.Brother Date! Why fitness?

It's Only A Paper Moon | Dark Page | The VoidBrother Date! Privacy?

Phantasms | Prophecy | CovenantThings we can all agree on: LeVar Burton is a wonderful actor and not a great reader. Tom Paris continues to be as dogshit as that cake Troi gave to Data this week. We've got legit Skrain strain now and we can't see that guy anymore.Brother Date! Resolved!

Gambit Pt. 2 | Repentance | The Siege of AR-558Project 2025 returns, not that one but the other one.To whom did we offer an apology after this week's TNG? What side did VOY come down on in the old debate about capital punishment? When was Saving Private Ryan released? Find out, maybe, on this week's Brother Date.Brother Date! I'll destroy this ship if necessary!

Lineage | Gambit Pt 1 | Once More Unto The BreachIf you thought this was the club, that you had walked into the club and your favorite dance-pop songs about Star Trek were playing, and you were just dancing it up with your besties, Tuvok and Neelix... hey man... that's ok. That's kind of what happened this week. This show was FUN AGAIN and you don't have to apologize for enjoying it and for enjoying yourself. Maybe that's the new vibe. Maybe every week will be like such as the club. I don't know if that will happen. I hope it will.I hope it will. - Brother Date.This week's music created on Udio.com.