Red Eye Report

Are we literally sitting on top of a classified, subterranean empire? In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we are digging deep into the phenomenon of DUMBs—Deep Underground Military Bases. We start with the cold, hard, declassified facts: massive, multi-billion dollar continuity-of-government bunkers like Cheyenne Mountain, Mount Weather, and the infamous Greenbrier Resort bunker that hid in plain sight for 30 years. But once we establish the government absolutely builds high-tech subterranean cities, we take the Mag-Lev train straight into the fringe. We crack open the files on the rumored joint human-alien genetic labs at Dulce Base, break down whistleblower Phil Schneider’s legendary 1979 subterranean firefight with 7-foot Greys, and examine the Los Alamos patents for nuclear-powered "Subterrene" tunnel-boring machines. Grab a shovel and let's go down the rabbit hole. theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into a dark and often overlooked chapter of American history: the Wilmington Massacre of 1898. Known as the only successful coup d'état on U.S. soil, this event saw a white supremacist mob overthrow a legitimately elected biracial government in North Carolina. theredeyereport.com

Is your dad a hero or a cautionary tale? This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re diving into the dark, pushy, and occasionally criminal world of Parenting. Whether it’s forcing a child to speedrun Super Mario 3 before doing math or raising a future bank-robbing toddler, we explore the fine line between "mentorship" and "vicarious living." We also take a collective swing at Gwyneth Paltrow (because why not?) and pay our respects to the ultimate cautionary tale, Marv Marinovich.

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re negotiating our release while breaking down the wildest, weirdest, and most famous ransom cases in history. From stolen celebrity corpses to Yakuza run-ins, we are covering it all while waiting for the wire transfer to clear. Tonight's Hostage Situation: Oracle: Currently suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, winking at the kidnappers, and complimenting their tracksuits. Mystic: Won't stop complaining about the 1-ply toilet paper in the holding cell, yet somehow is still hogging it all. Teddy: Is legitimately offended that his ransom demand is 75% lower than the rest of ours. Ashtray: The one who got us here because "this Time Share sounded legit." On the Docket: Tonight we dive deep into the history of extortion and abduction: The Nancy Guthrie Case: The mysterious disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mother. Bobby Brown vs. The Preacher Crew: That time in 1993 when Whitney Houston proved she was the real gangster. Yakuza Debts: The terrifying story of The Ani

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray, Oracle, Mystic, and Teddy dive deep into the mathematical blueprint of reality: Sacred Geometry. We explore how ancient civilizations used geometric patterns to build monuments and how these same shapes appear in everything from honeycombs to human DNA. The crew breaks down the significance of the Platonic Solids, the mystery of the Golden Ratio, and why the Flower of Life is considered the visual expression of the connections between all living things. Beyond the math, we discuss the spiritual implications of these patterns and whether they prove the universe was designed by a higher intelligence or if humans are just really good at seeing shapes in the clouds.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a deep dive down the rabbit hole into one of the most incredible—and often forgotten—moments in American history: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee (1946). When World War II veterans returned home to McMinn County, they didn't find the peace they fought for. Instead, they found a town under the iron grip of the corrupt Cantrell-Mansfield political machine, fueled by voter intimidation, predatory policing, and systemic fraud. Listen to the full episode on your favorite podcast platform:

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies around the world. Also in the show, Teddy reviews Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and Oracle beefs about his gutter falling off (and Meta killing the Messenger app on PC). Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nord Stream Pipeline Sabotage. There's a bunch of shady stuff surrounding this case. Also in the show, the Scots are amazing trolls, and who the hell is Billy Don Burns? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport Get your RER swag here! https://www.theredeyereport.com/swag/

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Demiurge and the Abrahamic Mind Virus. Also in the show, we discover Teddy has no idea who Ken Burns is.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss New Sports Betting. Gambling is EVERYWHERE, and it is getting more engrained in general entertainment. Also in the show, Teddy has an insatiable need to get drunk at airports and Ashtray lays out some cray cray false accusations at Whitehorse Middle School. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.   theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the recent Louvre Heist and other heists. Europeans...they like pulling off heists! Also in the show, Ashtray dishes on an insane Florida Man death train and Old Man Jenkins Oracle decries the dying FB Messenger Windows App. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the rise of strategic cargo theft. Criminals are getting sophisticated, and getting freight moved without getting ripped off has gotten way more complicated over the past few years. Also in the show, Ashtray smashed some apples and Teddy teabags COD. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss radio. It revolutionized how we communicate just over a hundred years ago. A lot has changed, and yet, a lot has remained the same. Also on the show, the U.N. sabotages Trump, and Ashtray asks for a ho break. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Recalls and F'd Up Products. A few takeaways: A) there are some scumbag companies out there. B) what the hell was going in around 2010? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss celebrities that have made huge amounts of cash in surprising ways--business and amazing business that set them up for the rest of their lives. Also in the show, Fake Beebs hits the Strip, and Teddy tries to track down a klepto stealing air fresheners from the women's bathroom. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Oklahoma City Bombing and John Doe #2. Sketchy....Also in show the, Teddy nerds out on some Shinobi and Cracker Barrel adopts a bar of soap as their logo. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Imperial Pacific casino. Corruption has run amok in Saipan. Speaking of running amok, Teddy fills us in on some big boy rollercoasters, and Mistic details his out of control road rage. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Carnival Poop Cruise. All I can say is shit lasagna. Also in the show, Liver King goes off the deep end, and Mistic pleads for humanity to stop messing with the dinos. We have enough Jurassic Parks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Juneteenth. What's some of the history or why have white folks really only been aware of Juneteenth for the past decade or so? Also in the show, Teddy preps for yet another cruise, and Ashtray shares a wild poisoning case in the Madison area. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com  

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Screwworm. They are absolutely disgusting, and they are making a comeback. Also in the show, Teddy shows off his Switch 2, and Ashtray gets the phone repair runaround. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport