Rockenstein

High school was such a magical place. Chemical spills, Flanders impersonators, teen websites shut down and cease and desist letters. Ah, memoriiiiiies. Join our hosts as they recount those amazing high school times. How do you make a ex-marine health teacher uncomfortable? Listen to find out. ;)

On a very special death positive episode of ROCKENSTEIN, we discuss how we would like our corpses manhandled, SO MANY VIOLENT THINGS HAPPEN, we talk to our resident neckbeard during his morbid phase, enjoy modern speed dating, and more! Album Reviews: Blood Sucking Zombies From Outer Space, August Burns Red, and (shudder) Insane Clown Posse

DOUGIE HAS RETURNED!!! LISTEN TO MY GLORY AS I HOST THE TALES OF TERROR ONCE AGAIN!!!! FEEL MY HOT DRIPPING WRATH!!!  ew DO NOT JUDGE DOUGIE! OUR TWO NEW TALES TO TICKLE YOUR HORROR BONES ARE: Coconut, by Teddy Grimm and The Last Emergency Call I Took, by Cinderelly visit us at rockenstein.podbean.com for more episodes and information

Lions, tigers, bears, pigs, and a large crow oh my! That'll make more sense when you listen. This week we talk about our favorite Office episodes and visit the set of our new children's show! Plus one of our sponsor's has a brand new product for you all!   We hope you like The Office Quotes.... theres a lot of 'em.

FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!.. OR WHENEVER YOU'RE LISTENING! BLOOD, GUTS, GLORY, HORSES, AND GRANDPA HIPS! ITS ANOTHER BRUTAL CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH FOR OUR BANDS TO SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP ON BATTLE ROYALE III!

On an all new episode of Rockenstein, we take down our stuffy bun, ditch those librarian glasses and talk about our most reread books! In a sexy manner. *Wink* Okay, not really, but we do get a brief word from our boss and debut the latest in blockbuster trailers! Undo the top button on your shirt and join us!   Album reviews: Born of Osiris, Cane Hill, and Flotsam and Jetsam      

No tales of terror this week, but we give you bonus content! The gold within the gold! We talk serial murder, being fugitives, and changing identities. Nine times out of ten, they weren't intentional. (sorry Dougie)

Happy medium fry day with a side of caramel macchiato, because some people think that's a good idea... RED. This Episode, Grimm is late and Red fondles a stripper. We talk about concerts, welcome a new advice columnist, and more! Album reviews: Burning Witches, Architects, and All That Remains