Lady Bitch Time

If you've never lived in the colder states of the midwest then it might be hard for you to understand how we deal with the snow and cold temps. The answer is easily because hell it's not that bad. However, when BARS IN WISCONSIN voluntarily close for the day because of -50 degree temps, that's when you know it's a real State of Emergency.  So with that knowledge, why the fuck are so many employers forcing their employees to go to work during not one but two state of emergency weather situations?  Let's bitch shall we?

On many support groups online or even statuses that come up on timelines here or there where someone is vulnerable, a good portion of the comments all say the same thing to someone who tried reaching out for the first time: "Seek Professional Help". Well why not just slap them in the face and call them a nancy while you're at it, Brenda? Because here's why that bullshit doesn't work. 

Food Poisoning = "Severe Dehydration" = Amanda experiencing being hospitalized for the first time and needing to rant or vent about the process...in an unconventional way. Think of this as more of a ramble.

Upon hearing that an acquaintance, who is a nurse, went to a patients house ill, Amanda lost her shit.  This may be one of the strangest, far-fetched, just fucking pissed rants of the year....as it's the first one.

Can't be the only one who has noticed that as the years tick by that christmas magic that once existed as a child is slowly and surely disappearing. Suddenly you're noticing you agree with the Grinch more than you do others who in a jolly manner say "Happy Holidays" to you.  So what the fuck happened?

Amanda guested once again on Hashtag Questions with Brandon and Trey to send off the finale of their season 2.  For those of you who haven't heard the episode, you should. But if you don't have the time, here's Amanda's contribution! Bitching about Millennials and working with some good ole fashioned Depression.

Mini rant to soothe your soul about the shit people that Customer Service employees have to deal with a on day to day basis.   

Black. Fucking. Friday.  Buckle up kids. We're going on a swear word ride. 

No matter what kind of store or setting you may find yourself in where a group of people need to traffic one way or the other through an establishment, for some reason every single one of them forget the rules of the road apply to aisle etiquette too.    In other terms, move the fuck over Janet! Stop hogging the aisle!

In this fast pace, getting to the point episode (because Amanda doesn't have a lot of time this week), Amanda points out three things that ruin aspects of Trick or Treating for everyone.  People are taking a day about food, candy, and fun tricks and smashing it all around like a pumpkin on your front doorstep. 

In the middle of your shower of your 24th year of life an epiphany, like a bolt of shining light from above, hits you:  You hate taking showers because of the movie you saw when you were 8 years old. Oh great...and now you're afraid again. Amanda dives in to movies that oddly affected her adulthood and the adulthood of many others. You're not alone.  Want to bitch? Email: itsladybtime@gmail.com

Temperatures are dropping and that means it's soon to be cold and flu season. But yet, some of you don't understand the basic concept of not spreading your nasty, undesirable germs to others.  THE RANT: Coughing openly in public THE REASON: Some motherfucker coughed on my goddamn face. *Takes a Breath* Alright, let's go back to kindergarten everyone.

Hurricane Florence ripped through the Eastern part of the US as of recently, and while living where hurricanes can hit you almost every year can sure put a damper on your lifestyle, it shouldn't be any surprise when the storms warn you weeks in advance. So why the fuck is ANYONE chaining and leaving their pets behind to fend for themselves?  This triggers the deeper reason for the rant: People who treat pets like property and accessories and not as family. Fuck those guys.

Over the weekend, one of Amanda's friend's boyfriends (soon to be ex after that BS) "done fucked up" and it sparked the ever blazing fire of pure hate in her heart for people who don't answer their fucking phone.  Seriously, it's glued to your hip at all times and you just texted. So why aren't you answering the phone? 

As the casual fan here and there you always come across that EXTREME fan that has to know the most and be the loudest to be the best fan that team has ever had. But their methods to be that BEST FAN EVER are fucking intolerable and not to mention violent. 

Face it, if you aren't short you at least have some short friends. While being pint size may be cute in some aspects of life, when it comes to events (especially the ones you've paid for) you're unable to see a goddamn thing when Stretchy McStretch Ass steps right in front of you.  Not to mention being looked down on...literally.

Last week, I asked all female gamers if they've ever been interrogated about whether or not they play games, or when they say they do it's a million weird questions and apparently "how impressive it is" that you do what millions of other people do:  Push Buttons.  Let's push some damn buttons right now, bitches. 

After the long awaited season return of Lady Bitch Time, a moment must be taken to bitch about pregnancy. Sure only maybe 50% of the worlds population might be able to relate...but making humans isn't all sunshine and rainbows like some people may want you to believe.  Making humans ruins the best true love in anyone's entire life: Food.  I swear...this won't become a consistent topic for bitching. But it has to be done now!

Either you've been at that age or you're at it right now where friends and facebook friend strangers are now having babies. Becoming new parents is meant to bring change but does everyone's vocabulary HAVE to be the same? Seriously? Do they just hand out a pamphlet and tell you this is your life now? Stick to the script? For fucks sake...

Trolling isn't that bad sometimes when you troll about dumb things to make others mad. But if you're going out of your way to tell people you're MURDERING dogs "looking for good homes" because of their breed JUST FOR A TROLL....then we have a fucking problem.