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GREETINGS, PROGRAMS Well, you've heard about it. You've been anticipating it. Now, it is FINALLY here!! Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner, the Two True Freaks!, proudly present what is quite possibly the single greatest podcast episode ever -- their epic TRON-tacular!! It's all here, folks!! In-depth coverage of the entire TRON phenom!! Hear how The Freaks first discovered this cult-classic film!! Join them for a fascinating, insightful, and hilarious look at EVERYTHING TRON!! From the soundtrack album to the "Story Of..." album, the novelization, the arcade games, the Atari 2600 home video games, the toys, the Disneyland attraction, the VHS tapes, the 20th Anniversary DVD release, the TRON 2.0 "sequel" games and comic books, the "TRONorails", and, of course, MUCH talk of and speculation about the most eagerly awaited film of the year -- the official sequel -- TRON: Legacy!! PLUS!! Special Guest -- Star Wars: The Clone Wars tv series writer, super-nerd, and TRON fan -- Mr. George Krstic!! ALSO!! Be su

This month, The Freaks play a little catch up with THREE bogged-out issues of Saga Of The Swamp Thing (#14-16) where we meet some guest writer/artists and a new art team! We have THREE, count 'em, THREE fist-wrecking issues of The Walking Dead (#17-19) where some really messed up situations occur! As always.....there will be listener feedback..... WTF, you say? Indeed, my friends. Indeed. Enjoy! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In this Special Bonus Supplemental Episode of "Two True Freaks!", Scott Gardner is joined by fellow podcaster extraordinaire Chris Johnson to discuss the merits of the vastly underrated Star Trek spin-off series -- "ENTERPRISE"!! The fellas discuss the cast -- who they liked, who they loved, and who they didn't dig so much. All four seasons are discussed -- the great episodes, the not-so-great episodes, the exciting plotlines, the thrilling cliffhangers, and the incredible arc that was Season Three! And lastly, the "Legacy of Enterprise". What might've happened had the show continued? What would we have wanted to see? What would we have dreaded seeing? And how did we feel about the end of the series and the WAY that the series was ended? All that and MORE in this heart-felt tribute to a show we feel was cruelly cancelled far too soon... Enjoy!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 58

With this episode of "Two True Freaks!", Star Trek Monthly Monday turns 18 and is now legal. To celebrate, your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner bring oodles and oodles of Trek Talk to keep you entertained! Awesome and exciting stories are shared, feedback is read, "thank yous" are bestowed, and the FIRST EVER Two True Freaks Contest is announced!! Then it is on to the CLASSIC Television Episode "Operation: Annihilate" in which Captain Kirk races to save Spock, his nephew, and a million colonists from the horrible invasion of the Pizza Creatures!! This is one of the greats, folks. Buckle up!! Next, the continuing Mirror Universe Saga thrills come fast and furious in DC Comics' Star Trek #11 as, after 15 years, Kirk finally faces Mirror Kirk!! Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and examine the odd, but interesting Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode "Lonely Among Us" which ALSO features the crew of the Enterprise menaced by possessed colleagues!! Just how clueless can ou

The Freaks' three month celebration of The Empire Strikes Back winds up with this epic focus on the ACTUAL MOTION PICTURE! Find out how the Freaks first saw the movie, what toys they owned, and the video games they played based on one of the most eagerly awaited sequels of all time and a landmark in American Cinema! Spoiler Alert: They REALLY LIKE this movie! Oh, and Scott's probably your father! Search your feelings, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In a massive show, The Freaks are joined by Leroy Rivera, Terminator MEGA-FAN, for a spirited discussion of all the Terminator movies and the world of media that surrounds them! Gasp in astonishment when you hear that Scott has broken his sacred vow and actually WATCHED TERMINATOR:SALVATION! Did he like it? Do you think that I would be so stupid as to reveal that here? Two True Freaks are also proud to report that ABSOLUTELY NO "I'll Be Back!" jokes were used in this show! Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks dig deep into their music collections to craft this 2 hour simulation of a 90 minute mixtape! How is that possible? Listen and find out as you run the spine-tingling gamut of Scott and Chris' musical tastes! It will keep your toes tappin' and your teeth grindin' !! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, The Freaks play a little catch up with THREE apocalyptic issues of Saga Of The Swamp Thing and TWO spine munching issues of The Walking Dead. Scott talks Biggety Biggety Buck Rogers comics and the Freaks answer some listener mail! Get down with the sickness! WTF, you say? Indeed, my friends. Indeed. NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In this thrill-packed episode of "Two True Freaks!", your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner discuss a TON O' TREK!! First up is the CLASSIC Television Episode "Mirror, Mirror" in which Captain Kirk, Lt. Uhura, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott wind up in a straaaaange parallel universe in which everybody is eeeeeee-vil... and Mr. Spock sports a goatee. Next, you will piss yourself with excitement as we recap DC Comics' Star Trek #10 featuring the RETURN OF THE MIRROR MENACE!! Last, but never least, we jump ahead to the 24th Century and the Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode "Where No One Has Gone Before" in which the crew of the Enterprise is catapulted about a bazillion light-years from home!! Can Wesley's new "special friend" help them get back safely or does he really just want to touch the boy inappropriately? Listen to find out!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LU

In the second of an Epic Three Month Series, The Freaks take on the last half of Marvel Comics' adaptation of "The Empire Strikes Back" rendered by the legendary Al Williamson! Hear about all the great pin-ups! Learn about the weird, pixie-like Yoda that got covered up in MOST of the editions! IS IT A CONSPIRACY?! No, actually, but I just like asking that question. Scott has also been starting to take a dip into the Star Wars EU and invites everyone to "Come on in, the water's fine!" Plus... a listener call-in book review! Who could it be? YOU?! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at h

This month, The Freaks suspend their so-called "normal" topics and have a long, fascinating conversation with the legendary "Bad Boy" Johnny Bueno, Jack Of All Trades when it comes to comics. In this episode you will hear such things discussed as: Bizarre Sex Comics, R. Crumb, about 5 seconds about DEVO, Ronnie James Dio, Spider-Man, Superman, The Fantastic Four, What happened with Chris Claremont?, Frank Horney, Omaha The Cat Dancer, Cherry Poptart, Richard Corben, Doctor Comics and Mr. Games, Heavy Metal, Bill Griffith and Zippy the Pinhead, Why Jack quit super hero comics, Mary from Hi De Ho Comics in Santa Monica, Diamond David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, Brian Michael Bendis, Dick Ayers, Sgt. Fury with the head of Jack Kirby, Captain Marvel (mostly, but not exclusively, the DC version), Contest Of Champions, The Thing as Rocky Balboa, New York City, and Fish Heads-Fish Heads-Roly Poly Fish Heads! WTF, you say? Indeed, my friends. Indeed. NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can ca

Wow! Two movies that are almost completely the same in concept, yet so incredibly different in execution! One's HIP and one's a GYP! One's ART, the other's a FART! And yes, I am gunning for Roger Ebert's job! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

PICK YOUR SUPERLATIVE - FOR PODCASTING SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME!!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

What a coincidence! This month, both episodes of the Star Trek tv show feature alien races making the Enterprise crew jump through hoops to prove that humans are a virtuous race. First, the Melkotians send the original crew to the O.K. Corall in "Spectre Of The Gun". Then, Picard and crew meet the Ferengi and are tested by remnants of a lost civilization in "The Last Outpost". Also, DC Comics' Star Trek has a little surprise up it's sleeve! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In the first of an Epic 3 month series, The Freaks take on the first half of Marvel Comics' adaptation of "The Empire Strikes Back" rendered by the legendary Al Williamson! Hold your breath for an undersea visit to Orca's Book Club and hear Scott's take on "Order 66" by Karen Traviss! Also, follow the wacky adventures of Anakin, Obi Wan, and Count Dooku as they try to escape from avaricious pirates while shackled together in this month's episode of "The Three Stooges"- I mean "Clone Wars"! NYUCK! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK

The Freaks are joined by NOTED STAR TREK AUTHOR Mike Poteet as they break down Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - perhaps the most popular Star Trek movie -- and Star Trek III: The Search For Spock - one of the most underrated Star Trek movies, as well as the only Star Trek movie both Freaks were lucky enough to have seen at an actual Drive-In! SPECIAL BONUS -- A Two True Freaks DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time someone says "KHAN"! Fun for the whole famn damily!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two Tr

This month, The Freaks begin with a blabfest about brain video and blowing things up in Saint's Row 2. Then, they buckle down and actually discuss..... COMICS! Specifically Saga Of The Swamp Thing #10 and The Walking Dead #14! There are hijinks galore! Oh, and Henry Steel goes nuts! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Where to start?! This month, The Freaks go all chronological and start with the classic original series episode "Catspaw", written by Robert Bloch - In this thrilling episode, Kirk meets a pussy he DOESN'T like! Then, it's on to DC's Star Trek #8, in which Saavik gets the seven year itch and turns into a ......very sweaty Vulcan! Finally, It's "Code of Honor", a Next Generation episode in which the crew of the Enterprise visit Jamaica and meet the Seven-Up Guy! GOT ALL THAT? NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to

In a spasm of post-holiday ecstasy, The Freaks describe all the Star Wars presents they got for Christmas!! Then, fellow podcaster Ken Morgan joins Scott for an absolutely humongous Orca's Book Club for a discussion of Matthew Stover's novelization of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith!! And the whole thing concludes with three more awesome issues of Marvel's Star Wars Comics, including one with amazing Michael Golden artwork! (Which you can't see on a podcast, of course, so you'll just have to take their word for it!!) It's a winner!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at http

In a world about to explode in HELLFIRE, can two FREAKISH MEN stop the impending apocalypse? NO! EVERYTHING EXPLODES AND EVERYONE DIES! THE WHITE HOUSE - IN FLAMES! CALIFORNIA - IN THE DRINK! MANKIND IS REDUCED TO MAD MAXIAN RABBLE INTENT ON ONLY TWO THINGS-EATING HUMAN FLESH AND CARNAGE - ONLY TWO TRUE FREAKS STAND BETWEEN SOCIETY AND CHAOS!! THE WORLD IS DEAD.....IT RAPED ITSELF! Then, the Freaks answer some letters. NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!