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GET READY! Through the magic of technology, Two True Freaks Present: SCOTT IN A CAN! Yes, he may be on hiatus, but Chris dutifully squirreled away some episodes so you listeners won't have to endure GARDNER D.T.'S! This episode features the format you love with the original Freaks you have come to tolerate! First off, the original Trek offers up "The Way To Eden", the only episode that Chris has never seen. Can he endure the soul-crushing space-hippie jam sessions led by space- Quentin Tarantino? Then the Freaks bid a reluctant farewell to the Mirror Universe in DC Comics' Star Trek #15. What could be next? Then, in Star Trek : The Next Generation - Can Deanna get out of her arranged marriage to a girly-man before we have to see her mother naked? ALL THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND SO MUCH MORE! CLICK HERE TO SEE "The Way To Eden"Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League

This month brings a special edition of Star Wars Monthly Monday! With Scott on temporary leave, Chris has prepared a little blast from the past. You may have heard the Freaks talk about their two panels at DragonCon 2009 -- well, here they are in their complete, uncut glory! First is the Clone Wars panel, where they met good friend of the show George Krstic and defended the honor of their favorite weekly animated Star Wars show. Then, it's the infamous Star Wars: ADULT THEMES panel where they treat good taste like Han Solo treats a dead Tauntaun! Next month, the Freaks will be returning to their regular format with both Chris AND Scott! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of

That's right! They said it! Get up off your ass and make a podcast! This month the Freaks strike off in a different direction. This podcast is part how-to and part pep talk, but the long and short of it is, it's what they wished someone had told them when the Freaks decided to make a podcast. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PODCASTS! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

EXTRA! EXTRA! BREAKING NEWS!! You will probably notice some short-term changes in the Two True Freaks Podcast Family in the near future. Scott, Chris and Michael are here to tell you why! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Oh, it's all here this month in Comics Monthly Monday!! We got yer Redneck Space Pirates vs. Asgardians -- all in the name of poisoning children with sugar and fat!! We got yer Comic Bag -- involving two unrelated stories (one with a gun and one with the moral "don't unbag a comic shop back issue without asking!"). We got yer John Byrne with The Uncanny X-Men 109 in which the evil and twisted Canadians ruin a tranquil mutant picnic. What? THAT AIN'T ENOUGH?! Ok, wise guy, chew on some Swamp Thing here! We gots issue 21 -- The Anatomy Lesson!! Maybe you've heard of this story? It was written by some guy named Alan Moore. Lastly, JUST FOR LAUGHS, we'll chop off three more issues of The Walking Dead for you to gnaw on. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Fr

The internet's BEST Star Trek Podcast Returns for yet another exciting installment!! But... what's going on here?! By some weird coincidence, BOTH episodes of Star Trek this episode feature the Enterprise crew fighting greasy-faced enemies for some powerful alien's mysterious purposes! First in the original series episode "The Day Of The Dove" and then in the Next Generation episode "Hide And Q"! What is it about omnipotent aliens that makes them such a royal pain in the ass? The Freaks bring in Trek experts Jon M. Wilson (of the Amazing Spider-Man Classics Podcast), Juan Schwartz of the Andorian Cosplayers Society (San Francisco chapter), and Michael Bailey (of the Views From The Longbox Podcast) to ponder this question. Finally, things are coming to a serious head in the Mirror Universe story arc in DC Comics' Star Trek issue 14, where it seems once again to be Kirk Vs. EVERYONE! Guess who wins? NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate

All the fixins of a Classic Star Wars Monthly Monday are getting served up in this spectacular space-supper! Find out what rare Star Wars comic Chris is gloating over and which books Scott is raving about! Hear Clone Wars Correspondant Todd Grady report back to The Freaks from an icy battlefront! What does wily Walt Simonson have up his sleeve in Marvel Comics' Star Wars issues 51 and 52? Find out all this and much, much more in this fun and fact filled episode! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Frea

Scott Gardner brings you the ultimate, over-the-top, patriotic Independence Day audio bash!! Enjoy!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's an ALL-STAR PODCAST TRIVIA SHOWDOWN! The Freak's third entry in their trivia DEATH-MATCH series is the most SAVAGE THROWDOWN YET! This time there is not just one, but MULTIPLE CATEGORIES!! STAR WARS, STAR TREK, SUPER HEROES AND DISNEY AND MORE!!!! Let's march out the ALL STAR PODCAST CENTURIANS: CHRIS LINAS-THOMAS DEJA-THOMAS MATIS-JUAN CASTRO-WILL "SLEEPY" SANCHEZ-JAAK PURRES-JOSHUA LAPIN BERTONE-JUSTIN CLARKE-WALTER BONHAM and of course SCOTT GARDNER AND CHRIS HONEYWELL! To those who are about to sacrifice their dignity - WE SALUTE YOU! Why is it called 350 POUNDS OF FAT? LISTEN AND FIND OUT! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoi

Welcome back to "Two True Freaks!" Comics Monthly Mondays!! This month, Comics Monthly Monday EXPLODES in chewey, gooey AWESOMENESS! Where to begin?? Well, first up, Chris is buying a new comic title, then Johnny Bueno drops in to review another comic shop - Doctor Comics And Mister Games- and it's a winner! Then.... The Freaks begin their comprehensive coverage of highlights from the career of funnybook master JOHN BYRNE with The Uncanny X-Men #108! The Saga Of The Swamp Thing gets kicked up a notch when game-changing writer ALAN MOORE takes the reins! And, finally, The Walking Dead takes an even darker turn when the cast meets THE GOVERNOR. Things are going to get VERY interesting from here on out, folks!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the

Welcome back to "Two True Freaks!" Star Trek Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Trek Podcast on the Internet!! This month, The Freaks start off the show with a discussion of the most recent new comic book release by John Byrne and IDW. Chris has watched some more of James Cawley in "Phase II" and the "Of Gods and Men" movie. And Scott offers up a book review of the novelization of the 2009 J.J. Abrams film, so the talk turns to a re-examining of his and Chris' feelings towards "New Trek". Then, it's on to the CLASSIC TOS Era Trek and the awesome episode -- Who Mourns For Adonais? -- in which a lonely Greek God wants to reach out and touch someone so badly, he uses his big, green, glowy hand to snag the Enterprise!! It's Kirk and Crew versus Apollo!! Up next, in their continuing look at the first volume of DC Comics' Star Trek comic book series, Chris and Scott take a peek at issue #13. Kirk and Crew are in the Mirror Universe and all is not as it seems! Can they survive in this evil, twisted, fun-house

Welcome back to Two True Freaks Star Wars Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Wars Podcast in the known MULTIVERSE!! This month, in an EXPANSIVE episode, The Freaks tackle Marvel Star Wars issues #48-50 with special guest THE IRREDEEMABLE SHAG! In this batch of three comics we find one of the BEST Marvel Star Wars comics so far and also one of the WORST! Also, Todd Grady joins the Freaks to talk about Clone Wars Season 1 Episode 14 and the eventual fate of the pacifist Sonic The Hedgehog race. Get comfortable, it's gonna be a long, hilarious, and informative ride! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on

This week, The Freaks take up a long overdue topic: Alan Dean Foster's "Splinter Of The Mind's Eye", the VERY FIRST Star Wars EU novel! Joining the Freaks in this fun-filled tribute are fellow fanatics Joshua Lapin-Bertone, George Krstic, and Mike Poteet! Listen in for talk of Wandrellas, Yuzzem, magical healing crystals, Halla, and the bloodthirsty Imperial General Grammel! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

What's the last book you read?!! With all the movies, comics, and tv channels out there, it seems more and more rare that people actually crack a book open nowadays. The Freaks know that there's nothing that can fire the imagination like a good book and that is what this episode is dedicated to... reading!! No, this isn't a joke!! Favorite books and authors, recommendations, rants.... it's a show The Freaks have been brewing for a while now, so here it is -- The Freaks' tribute to reading! Enjoy!! Did I also mention that Two True Freaks is THE BEST PODCAST EVER? NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun

This month, The Freaks serve up a MASSIVE podcast, chock full of fun stuff! First off, there's a review of the trailer for the new Jonah Hex movie (and Scott is NOT pleased)! Next, they examine issues 17 thru 19 of 'Saga of the Swamp Thing', bringing us right to the edge of the Alan Moore run! After that, it's 5 -- COUNT 'EM, FIVE!! -- issues of The Walking Dead! If that's not enough for you, dear listener, well then there's a also the brand-new monthly segment called "The Comic Bag" with roving correspondent Johnny Bueno, who reviews comic shops across the country!! This month -- Jay And Silent Bob's Secret Stash in Red Bank, New Jersey! Make sure to stick around to the end to hear The Freaks announce their EXCITING NEW ADDITION to Comics Monthly Monday!! WTF, you say? Indeed, my friends. Indeed. NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this sh

Chris Honeywell and Todd Grady review the much anticipated IRON MAN 2! Is it MAGNETIC or should it end up in the SCRAP-HEAP? Will it be a WAR MACHINE at the box office, or will it go over like a LEAD BALLOON? WARNING!!! SPOILER FILLED! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Welcome back to Two True Freaks! Star Trek Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Trek Podcast!! In this SEXTACULAR episode, The Freaks start off with a HOT SLAB OF STEAMIN' ORIGINAL SERIES called "Bread And Circuses" in which Kirk and crew find out the meaning of the phrase "WHEN IN ROME"! Next, the continuing DC Comics Mirror Universe Saga gets even more volatile and violent as the good Kirk GETS HIS, but doesn't "GET ANY"! Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and visit a SENSUAL world filled with aerobics instructors in the Next Generation Episode "JUSTICE"! Yeah, they're all tan and fit and they just LOOOOOVE those federation uniforms! The entire crew prepares for an UNINHIBITED, NOOKIE-FILLED SHORE LEAVE when Wesley Crusher.... y'know, I really don't want to talk about it... NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be

Welcome back to Two True Freaks Star Wars Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Wars Podcast!! This month, in a MASSIVE episode, The Freaks tackle Marvel Star Wars issues #45-47, the first post-The Empire Strikes Back stories!! In them, they find a mixed bag of killer probe droids, Droid World, and (sigh) Cody Sunn-Childe. Also, rejoice in the return of their Cartoon Network's The CLONE WARS series coverage!! This month, it's Season 1 Episode 13, where our heroes battle Skeksis-like creatures on a world full of Scottish Sonic the Hedgehogs! And, of course.... listener feedbackl! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Fol

IT'S A 5 MINUTE DOUBLE FEATURE! In the closest thing to a 5 Minute Freak actually being 5 minutes long, Chris reviews/compares the 1973 George Romero cult classic The Crazies with it's 2010 remake. Surprisingly the remake is not a horrible abomination. Watch out for an upcoming comparison of Clash Of The Titans and IT'S remake. I have a feeling there will be blood! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

GREETINGS, COUCH POTATOES! You've SEEN the movie...you've LISTENED to the Freaks discuss it...now, miraculously, you can watch the movie ALONG with the Freaks AND listen to them talk about it! Yes, the Freaks have recorded an audio commentary to go along with one of their favorite movies! Hear them GUSH, GRIPE and GOOF OFF through the whole thing! NOTE: The Freaks strongly recommend that you only watch this movie LATE AT NIGHT IN A DARKENED ENVIRONMENT. END OF LINEFeedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!