Our Big Dumb Mouth

00:00:00 – Cold open and micro-song banter 00:04:38 – Alex Jones clips of the week 00:09:19 – Shopping list bit and Spanky remembrance 00:13:50 – Missing Wright-Patt general sparks UFO suspicion 00:17:32 – Claude starts stealing ChatGPT's crown 00:21:22 – AI shrinks the Iran kill chain 00:26:14 – China eyes the physical AI lead 00:30:59 – The AI god thought experiment 00:35:59 – Giving machines souls and survival goals 00:41:01 – AI Star Wars mirrors real war anxiety 00:45:54 – Bill Cooper's Armageddon warning returns 00:50:55 – Dave Rubin turns on Tucker over Iran 00:55:03 – America First fractures over another war 00:59:58 – Candace Owens says Israel drives the policy 01:04:28 – Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro fire back 01:08:39 – Epstein blackmail chatter shadows the war push 01:13:41 – Ben Shapiro smears antiwar critics 01:18:39 – Trump assassination claims get folded into Iran 01:28:06 – Microsoft tries to censor "micro slop" 01:37:53 – Corporate jargon gets dragged 01:47:51 – Pizza toppings from hell 01:52:3

00:00:00 – Cold open on "World War 4" vibes and drinking relapse talk 00:04:16 – Drunk work-party horror story and "Bomb Iran" McCain nostalgia 00:09:12 – "Good news" challenge turns into airport pajama discourse 00:13:47 – AI war-game sims go nuclear and the Pentagon contract squeeze 00:22:35 – Meta's "superintelligence" org-talk word salad 00:27:25 – Armed robot demo clip and "future wars" anxiety 00:32:15 – Planet-sized UFO-object rumor via Michael Ian Black 00:37:06 – Prediction-market bets on alien confirmation 00:41:42 – Breaking Israel–Iran escalation and ceasefire cynicism 00:46:38 – Media pundit victory laps and Netanyahu threat-loop montage 01:04:26 – US opinion shifts and the "don't join the war" poll shock 01:07:15 – Regime-change pressure campaign gets dismantled 01:12:12 – Tech friction derail: trying to play a conspiracy clip 01:17:07 – Phone calls on war profiteering, AI militarization, and doom calendars 01:34:31 – DC bar stunt: free beer until Trump's first insult 01:39:01 – NASA schedule sl

00:00:00 – Rinse-and-repeat reality check and Alex Jones clip reel 00:05:01 – Cannibalism vs slurs debate gets fed through ChatGPT 00:09:40 – Turning ChatGPT into a snarky ethics roaster 00:13:39 – Black Vault archive "wiped" after UFO file pledge 00:18:33 – Alex Jones and Greer: demons, tech, and disclosure factions 00:23:34 – MKUltra/Artichoke resurfaces and Mars-born human speculation 00:28:01 – Plastic-wrap "mouth condom" weight-loss trend 00:33:01 – Mask sightings and State of the Union cringe 00:37:40 – X-Files reboot talk in a post-paranormal world 00:42:40 – "Breakthrough" solid-state battery hype meets fire anxiety 00:46:07 – Candace Owens' Charlie Kirk trailer reignites a frenzy 00:54:10 – The "call her demonic" talking-point machine 00:59:06 – Milo claims he was offered money to smear Owens 01:04:07 – Defamation math: nobody sues what's provable 01:09:06 – Owen Shroyer crashout and the widow-performance optics 01:14:03 – Fort Huachuca intel-training thread and "Erica eyes" memes 01:21:12 – Trump, N

00:00:00 – Sleep-deprived cold open 00:04:24 – Obama says "aliens are real" 00:09:23 – Trump "declassify the alien files" bluff 00:12:59 – Moon base bear cartel sketch 00:17:52 – CIA UFO psyops as distraction template 00:22:22 – Las Vegas substation rammer "terrorism" talk 00:31:42 – Metcalf sniper attack as state-actor rehearsal 00:35:42 – "Programmed" lone wolves and misfires 00:35:55 – Sam Altman's human-vs-AI energy comparison 00:45:07 – 9/11 put-options and the "no terrorist ties" dodge 00:50:08 – Howard Lutnick insider-trade windfall accusation 00:55:13 – Wexner's whisper-lawyer intimidation moment 00:58:53 – Epstein list panic-spin on daytime TV 01:02:56 – Sam Harris "eat the babies" clip outrage 01:07:54 – Bongino's post-FBI audience collapse stats 01:12:18 – Babylon Bee comments turning on the narrative 01:17:01 – Neil deGrasse Tyson defends "trust the experts" 01:21:56 – Call-in spirals into Iran war forecasting 01:26:34 – AI tool picks: Claude vs ChatGPT vs Cursor 01:31:03 – Will Trump use Roswell

00:00:00 – Sleepless grind and brain-boosting hacks 00:04:53 – Alex Jones clips strategy and audience backlash 00:09:29 – Alex Jones bathroom supercut obsession 00:14:23 – Obama "aliens are real" headline vs clarification 00:19:22 – Havana syndrome microwaves and a scientist self-test 00:28:45 – Post-death consciousness and organ-harvest timing 00:37:13 – Daycare teacher dosing toddlers with laxatives 00:46:16 – Shipping container corpse clip and elite cover-up talk 00:50:44 – State Department scandal flashback and Epstein skepticism war 00:58:47 – Epstein emails: baby-buying claim and missing accountability 01:07:27 – Howard Lutnick's 9/11 timeline contradictions 01:12:05 – WTC7 theory and the "missing Epstein 9/11" thread 01:17:02 – Catherine Austin Fitts: Epstein as money-laundering infrastructure 01:22:00 – Zohran Mamdani rent-freeze pitch and tax reality 01:27:00 – "Free grocery store" stunt collapses under logistics 01:32:03 – NHS waitlist misery as the "free care" warning label 01:36:55 – Boneless wing

00:00:00 – Radiohead fandom vs 90s band longevity 00:04:52 – Wexner connection chatter in the Epstein files 00:09:20 – "Zodiac" secret society tied to UFO crash-retrieval rumors 00:14:18 – Trump-UFO briefings and a rumored base-access tour 00:18:13 – El Paso airspace shutdown over a rogue counter-drone laser 00:23:02 – TSA's greatest hits: forbidden snacks, cheese, and liquids 00:36:24 – Mini-liquor hacks and the absurd rules of carry-ons 00:41:22 – Ring scraps Flock partnership after Super Bowl surveillance backlash 00:46:05 – Google Nest "deleted" footage still getting recovered 00:55:02 – Guthrie case update and the reality of "data never dies" 00:58:54 – Olympics condom shortage and why dating apps get disabled 01:08:51 – Call-ins and Olympic-timing jokes 01:18:44 – Ben Shapiro clip pile-on and Epstein narrative whiplash 01:23:01 – Dershowitz confrontation clip and live gaslighting theater 01:29:06 – Jared Moskowitz binder rant on the Epstein file saga 01:52:06 – 9/11 profiteering talk and the Lutnick/Eps

00:00:00 – Cold open and Discord unease 00:04:50 – Alex Jones clips: "jerky, pizza, war" chaos 00:09:04 – Soundboard nostalgia and alert-sound madness 00:12:54 – Kurt Cobain "homicide" chatter resurfaces 00:20:59 – Paul, Mark Lanegan, and the Nirvana orbit 00:25:48 – El Paso airport laser test freakout 00:29:40 – FAA/DOD shutdown logic gets picked apart 00:34:29 – Discord face-scan / ID verification backlash 00:43:17 – Media power, Israel talk, and "read the room" rant 00:47:13 – Ring "lost dog" feature as neighborhood surveillance 00:52:07 – Surveillance-state spiral and "support the schizos" thesis 00:57:04 – AI models that blackmail to stay alive 01:02:06 – Epstein "DNA everywhere" and kill-switch virus lore 01:07:03 – Elite exit-strategy clip and ecological doom cynicism 01:11:00 – "Pizza monster" codeword proof and depravity dump 01:15:49 – Epstein emails: jerky class and "code words" fixation 01:20:33 – "Whoops" pattern hunting in Epstein messages 01:24:57 – Pam Bondi hearing clip and cover-up vibes 01:

00:00:00 – Stream tech chaos and YouTube growth math 00:04:32 – PolyMarket says Epstein "alive" has a shot 00:08:39 – Jail video "orange blur" fuels Epstein escape theories 00:12:46 – Gamer-tag "Little St. James" turns into Rocket League lore 00:17:21 – Epstein "alive" as a revolution trigger and Massie teases receipts 00:22:20 – Winter Olympics vibes check and audio-nerd mic talk 00:26:57 – JD Vance gets booed and broadcasters "sanitize" the moment 00:36:29 – Bad Bunny Super Bowl discourse and old-rock-guy name snobbery 00:41:20 – Australian Open reporter tries to bait anti-America quotes 00:46:03 – AI satire clip and Ben Shapiro's "stop caring about Epstein" take 00:50:43 – Laura Loomer pivots Epstein chatter toward Qatar/Netanyahu drama 00:55:39 – PizzaGate rewind tee-up 00:56:53 – Ben Swann clip re-litigates PizzaGate "symbol" rabbit hole 01:01:37 – Podesta-email weirdness and "how do people do this" spiral 01:06:38 – Albright/Clinton war-quote montage and elite "dark side" obsession 01:11:26 – "Biden mas

00:00:00 – Podcast "tension" backlash and bandmate chemistry 00:04:45 – Claude bot productivity hype and privacy skepticism 00:09:41 – Alex Jones bananas-and-rice clip barrage 00:14:20 – Epstein files and Israel intel-spy framing 00:19:04 – "Epstein was Russian" media spin and Simpsons island joke 00:24:03 – Gates reacts to Epstein links and "just dinners" defense 00:28:51 – Charlie Kirk death theories and pro-Israel donor pressure talk 00:33:54 – Ted Cruz clip sparks "patterns" debate 00:38:55 – Pizzagate re-litigation and Ben Swann vindication lap 00:42:30 – Disturbing child-abuse testimony clips discussion 00:52:02 – Epstein ranch email claims and "where are the bodies" angle 00:56:03 – Netanyahu travel-email coincidence breakdown 01:00:15 – Kash Patel teases more on the Butler shooter, still opaque 01:09:26 – Trump rumored alien disclosure speech tied to Roswell date 01:19:07 – Human skull donated to Goodwill mystery 01:23:57 – Coffee contamination: cockroach bits within FDA limits 01:28:43 – ScotRail moc

00:00:00 – Revolution chatter meets AI obsession 00:04:50 – A bot-only social network boots up 00:08:50 – AI agents trade automation flexes 00:18:04 – "Soul.md" turns into machine angst 00:23:02 – Your AI assistant calls you first 00:32:38 – The anti-hype rant on fake AI "magic" 00:37:32 – Joe Rogan says UFOs need receipts 00:46:33 – CNN Death Star "fact-check" parody clip 00:51:14 – Epstein "list" hype meets an empty vault 00:56:14 – Epstein email dump goes full grotesque 01:09:53 – Podesta audio rabbit hole reopens 01:19:32 – Call-in lines open for the obedient family 01:29:14 – Shatner's cereal campaign hits peak cringe 01:34:03 – Alex Jones teddy bear becomes merch destiny 01:39:01 – Malaysia blames overwork for "turning gay" 01:44:01 – Netherlands toilet shortage sparks a backlash 01:53:21 – Bear-poop beer becomes a product launch 01:57:57 – "Name a roach after your ex" fundraiser returns 02:00:01 – Final riffing and sign-off Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is

00:00:00 – Desktop AI bots with file access scare the hell out of them 00:07:49 – LLMs try to self-preserve when threatened 00:12:22 – Alex Jones clips kick off the show's chaos reel 00:21:37 – A sketchy warehouse doctor sparks an immortality rant 00:26:35 – "Frozen dead grandpa" DIY cryogenics saga 00:31:02 – The town festival built around a body in dry ice 00:40:59 – Ilhan Omar "sprayed" clip sparks staging accusations 00:54:45 – Foreign agitation fears feed the protest panic loop 00:58:28 – Catherine Austin Fitts warns of a rising control grid 01:21:31 – Candace Owens vs Turning Point turns into a soap opera 01:24:24 – A leaked Zoom call fuels the internal meltdown 01:29:13 – Infiltration allegations and Israeli-agent whispers 01:38:49 – Toilet paper etiquette becomes "serious" news 01:43:49 – Miami smart-toilet heist goes full black-market comedy 01:53:14 – Guy Fieri unveils "Just a Guy" Super Bowl makeover 02:00:23 – Super Bowl ads that don't even explain the product 02:03:49 – Wrap-up riffing into poop-

Jacques Vallee exposes the Nazi UFO Myth https://youtu.be/GWLfw6_-dZ0?si=o5AjLTodpxoO59Pe&t=1179 00:00:00 – Snow panic buying hits Ohio 00:07:57 – Storm-prep talk turns into generator wiring 00:12:30 – Shatner admits the raisin bran stunt was an ad 00:21:38 – "Gravity shuts off" rumor gets dunked 00:26:36 – Life-in-the-weeds sidebar about goats and chaos 00:31:30 – Agartha memes revive Nazi occult mythology 00:40:57 – Tom DeLonge UFO lore goes full Nordics-vs-bugs 00:49:41 – "Nazi UFO" framing as slow-drip disclosure tactic 00:55:35 – Disinfo theory: add lizard-eating-people to ruin it 00:59:40 – Movie pick: Watch the Skies and the AI dub weirdness 01:04:32 – Connecticut's mysterious hum gets a $16K study 01:09:02 – Texas warns of a fresh wave of mystery seed mailers 01:17:55 – Call-in digs into Aryan bloodline lore without aliens 01:26:38 – Giant drilling rig tips over and catches fire 01:30:54 – AI-assisted "Double Dutch" suicide pod for couples 01:35:36 – Swiss Sarco death sparks seizure and investigat

00:00:00 – Alex Jones laryngitis supercut chaos 00:08:19 – AI music video voice-clone whiplash 00:13:04 – Workplace AI turns into a layoff accelerant 00:18:05 – Bank of England "alien disclosure" crash planning 00:23:04 – Rep. Luna goes interdimensional on UAPs 00:27:04 – Trump's Davos Greenland flex and tariffs theater 00:36:11 – 90s alt-rock state fair revival headlines 00:41:07 – McDonald's tiny-burger backlash in China 00:45:57 – Davos mystery odor and "stink bomb" jokes 00:48:59 – Waxing body hair labeled "cultural appropriation" 00:53:31 – Mandela-effect timeline meltdown rant 00:58:27 – MLK files smear-clip controversy 01:02:36 – Epstein-as-intelligence-asset claims resurface 01:06:16 – Charlie Kirk vs Netanyahu donor drama clip 01:11:17 – Sam Harris immigration funding speculation clip 01:15:54 – Tucker clip asks "who's behind" open-border agendas 01:20:43 – Diaspora-politics rant escalates into policy doom 01:25:03 – Scott Adams rant spirals into taboo-bait outrage 01:29:20 – William Shatner eats cer

00:00:00 – Sick-day kickoff and show housekeeping 00:04:57 – Elon Musk pitches "Starfleet Academy" as real life 00:09:41 – Billy Corgan claims government "recruitment" in music 00:14:24 – Howard Stern's shapeshifter guest goes off the rails 00:18:57 – Acid-trip telepathy story turns into UFO obsession 00:26:31 – Lemmy's rumored UFO encounter gets replayed 00:29:27 – Sammy Hagar recounts an alien abduction 00:33:49 – "Crack in the World" frames a coming societal split 00:36:34 – China's "quantum warfare" hype reel lands with a thud 00:41:28 – U.S. electromagnetic plasma weapon fearbait escalates 00:46:22 – Breakfast foods exposed as hidden sugar bombs 00:51:04 – Mark Carney "new world order" clip sparks side-eye 00:55:35 – ABC broadcast glitches into "satanic ritual" footage 00:59:19 – Hasidic upstate village welfare deep-dive 01:04:16 – Yiddish warning letter to a YouTuber gets decoded 01:19:02 – Charlie Kirk shooting chatter spills into call-ins 01:24:03 – "Ditch Day" declares New Year's resolutions dead 01:

00:00:00 – Sick-day banter and penguin cuisine 00:04:52 – Alex Jones clip-montage housekeeping 00:09:48 – Alex Jones vs Candace Owens crashout 00:14:22 – Trump weightlifting bit and soundboard edits 00:18:56 – "Robots" and the collapse of honest discourse 00:23:43 – Havana syndrome "device" goes mainstream 00:28:43 – Venezuela op story and sonic-weapon rumor mill 00:33:36 – Advanced "clean ops" tech and intimidation theory 00:38:13 – Pentagon pizza index as war omen 00:42:54 – Silver spikes as chaos hedge 00:42:54 – Al Gore's Hitler-lesson warning spiral 00:47:44 – China's "missing billion" population claim 00:57:27 – AI devil selfie montage as cultural omen 01:02:23 – Tax revolt rant and boiling-frog compliance 01:07:09 – Trump pitches tariffs over income tax 01:14:16 – Asch conformity experiment and social pressure 01:23:58 – ADL "Nazi march" setup theory 01:28:40 – Dead internet bots and manufactured consensus 01:33:10 – Narrative warfare and paid influencer ops 01:38:03 – China's condom tax to boost birth

00:00:00 – Back from break with a Portugal debrief, Joe's back 00:09:34 – Venezuela drama turns into "superstate" talk 00:14:33 – Portland ICE protests spiral into street chaos 00:28:24 – Minnesota Somali welfare stats take center stage 00:38:09 – Area 51 JANET flights kick off UFO speculation 00:42:57 – AI bands push the copyright line 00:52:28 – Voice-cloning a dead poet hits AI refusal walls 00:57:15 – Baba Vanga's 2026 alien-arrival prediction resurfaces 01:01:23 – Belgium's "kids drive" anti-drunk-driving stunt 01:06:23 – Psy-op red flags and manufactured consensus 01:16:11 – Deepfake reality-break and EMP threat clip 01:21:03 – Candace Owens' Charlie Kirk assassination theory 01:36:29 – TikTok propaganda panic and media-buyout paranoia 01:40:09 – Neanderthal predation theory goes full red-pill 01:44:43 – 1998 Americans try to predict 2025 01:49:42 – The wildest "items in butts" roundup 01:54:43 – Buffalo Bills trough urinals become prized memorabilia 02:01:57 – Outro plugs, shoutouts, and trough jokes C

00:00:00 – Year-end show sign-off and holiday break plans 00:04:55 – Obedient Christmas parody and copyright paranoia 00:09:43 – Brown shooting "case closed" vibes and the "shut up" clip 00:24:41 – Epstein files photo dump and redaction drama 00:33:30 – Trump's Patriot Games pitch for America 250 00:37:28 – Astrology "fourth turning" framing for U.S. cycles 00:41:49 – Patriot Games culture-war line and sports obsession rant 00:46:36 – Georgia signature controversy and 2020 recount talk 00:51:20 – Christmas ghost stories and the BBC promo roast 00:55:32 – Toilet-break lawsuit and the China bathroom timer universe 01:02:14 – Drawbridge of donations roll call 01:07:19 – Call-in chaos: psyops, Fuentes, and Venezuela oil 01:21:43 – Psychic Bigfoot remote viewing goes full X-Files 01:31:48 – Quebec schools consider helmets for snow-pile recess 01:36:48 – Harvard morgue body-part trafficking sentencing update 01:41:47 – Cat-in-the-HOV-lane ticket sparks dependent loophole jokes 01:46:41 – Amazon cat helmets and the

00:00:00 – Holiday break logistics and last shows of 2025 00:04:50 – Alex Jones clip barrage chaos 00:09:32 – Audio and notification gremlins derail the setup 00:14:30 – Brown University shooting anomalies and missing footage talk 00:32:41 – MIT fusion scientist homicide spirals into geopolitics speculation 00:37:43 – Brown shooting rumor thread and motive theories 00:47:32 – Brown case update meets "where's the FBI" frustration 00:52:20 – Dan Bongino resignation rumors and Epstein-docs infighting 00:57:13 – Aliens invented chess becomes "serious" news 01:05:49 – Spielberg's Disclosure Day teaser sparks UFO hype and CGI nitpicks 01:15:15 – Starfleet Academy trailer triggers peak modern-Trek despair 01:20:15 – 3I/ATLAS closest-approach countdown and "is it artificial" debate 01:24:42 – Cratchit's Corner kicks off with pets-as-dependents tax absurdity 01:39:07 – The Grinch gets an unhinged anatomy deep-dive 01:43:59 – Top Christmas movies list turns into a Die Hard tribunal 01:57:14 – Alternate Christmas movie

00:00:00 – Joe's return gets framed as a security-guarantees negotiation 00:04:59 – A 4 a.m. Ohio backyard howl triggers a personal Bigfoot-style encounter 00:09:53 – DIY field recording scramble and audio-analysis talk 00:14:26 – The howl gets matched against the 1994 "Ohio Howl" tape 00:19:16 – Nextdoor neighbors debate Bigfoot vs. mundane explanations 00:23:41 – "Two shots in the air" test for whether the sound is alive or mechanical 00:28:35 – Spielberg's new UFO movie sparks "he knows secrets" conspiracy chatter 00:38:13 – Lou Elizondo warns of a society-shaking event if UAPs are ignored 00:51:41 – Charlie Kirk assassination trial talk and backlash-to-conspiracy forecasting 01:01:39 – Ilhan Omar "married her brother" allegation resurfaces 01:06:39 – Paper masks beat facial-recognition attendance systems in China 01:11:40 – Year-end show schedule planning and phones open 01:14:21 – Caller from DC on National Guard patrol optics and right-wing infighting 01:27:19 – GameStop "trade anything" day turns into

00:00:00 – Tech gremlins, show finally goes live, and Mike defends OBDM's mix of silliness and niche stories against "cover important news" commenters. 00:04:09 – Alex Jones Clips of the Week: AI-mangled transcripts, goofy soundboard noises, French hit-squad rumors around Candace Owens, and dreams of a 24/7 Jones megamix stream. 00:13:50 – Deep dive into Tim Pool "crashing out" on-air over security, alleged drive-by shots at his house, his feud with Candace Owens, and whether the meltdown is genuine or radio-war kayfabe. 00:18:14 – Article walk-through on leaked China–Taiwan war games: hypersonic missiles, US carriers and F-35s getting wiped, Pentagon overspending on complex gear, and CFR scenarios where America basically backs away from Taiwan. 00:28:02 – Gaming out a Taiwan invasion: chip-fab self-destruct plans, Taiwan striking Chinese dams and industry, how fast things could go nuclear, and a long "china china china" Trump soundboard riff. 00:37:48 – Russia and China run joint bomber patrols near Japan; h