Our Big Dumb Mouth

00:00:00 – Cold open and micro-song banter 00:04:38 – Alex Jones clips of the week 00:09:19 – Shopping list bit and Spanky remembrance 00:13:50 – Missing Wright-Patt general sparks UFO suspicion 00:17:32 – Claude starts stealing ChatGPT's crown 00:21:22 – AI shrinks the Iran kill chain 00:26:14 – China eyes the physical AI lead 00:30:59 – The AI god thought experiment 00:35:59 – Giving machines souls and survival goals 00:41:01 – AI Star Wars mirrors real war anxiety 00:45:54 – Bill Cooper's Armageddon warning returns 00:50:55 – Dave Rubin turns on Tucker over Iran 00:55:03 – America First fractures over another war 00:59:58 – Candace Owens says Israel drives the policy 01:04:28 – Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro fire back 01:08:39 – Epstein blackmail chatter shadows the war push 01:13:41 – Ben Shapiro smears antiwar critics 01:18:39 – Trump assassination claims get folded into Iran 01:28:06 – Microsoft tries to censor "micro slop" 01:37:53 – Corporate jargon gets dragged 01:47:51 – Pizza toppings from hell 01:52:3