Desks & Dayjobs

It’s time for the last act of our “Music Attending Extravaganza” quest! Glam-rocker/jerkbutt Frobisher Jehuty is trying to sabotage Agnes’ set and it’s up to The Bulldogs to save the day! By horribly sabotaging Frobisher’s set! Will they successfully stop this pretentious menace, or will they find that acting like a jerk to stop a jerk just makes you the jerk? Damn, does this quest conclude with our heroes earning a moral? Eh, not really. In this episode: Orlando meets his fans Brube hits mystery rock bottom Stuart hatches a plot to kill the Bartender and Hobe makes a deal with Chad

It’s part two of our “Music Attending Extravaganza” quest and the band plays on! The band in question is, or course, Toilet Horse, and they’re…an acquired taste. As our heroes listen to the Doom-ska stylings of Toilet Horse, they take some time to meet the denizens of the Punch Bowl, and way more time roasting DM Alex for his STUPID emcee character. What a dope! In this episode Hobe discovers the horrifying secret of the green room Orlando makes his stage debut Stuart goes on a solo adventure and Brube snoops for scoops

The Bulldogs are back, and this time they’re taking their thirst for adventure / beer out to see their co-worker Agnes’ super hip rock concert. Will our adventurers be able to brave the depths of The Punch Bucket to see Agnes’ Bubis Thundercat and whoever the hell Frobisher Jehuty is? Or will they succumb to the horror of the very nice bouncer and the pressure of trying to seem cool in a room of people with denim jackets? In this episode: Stuart dresses up, like a good boy Hobe holds out for green room beers Brube asks a 14 question and Orlando sends Allan Kingsbury to Hell

Happy Halloween, dear listener! Open up that pillow case and let us toss in our very first Halloween special! DM (Dungeon Monster) Alex has some tricks and treats for you and The Bulldogs! In this extra spooky episode, our adventurers keep a beleaguered-by-teens Orlando company as he hands out candy from his fancy condo. Will our heroes be able to stay sober enough to handle briefly talking to strangers? Will The Sweatshop Boys act on their threat against everyone·s favorite curmudgeonly middle-manager? Will Tim win best costume at the senior center anime convention?!? WE LOVE HALLOWEEN! In this episode: Stuart cosplays and coughs Hobe meets some sick widdle bears Orlando takes a selfie And Brube really commits to her costume

The Bulldogs have quested their first quest! And now it’s time for our new friends Orlando and Brube to level up! Let’s go ahead and break the fourth wall here. This is going to be an episode where we just talk about our characters and roll some dice. But also! There’s jokes n’ bits! So give this a listen and hear how we’re developing the world of Desks & Dayjobs! In this episode: Brube gets a lil’ mustache Hobe gets a new animal friend Stuart’s a charmer now Orlando almost finds religion DM Alex gets his ass-ass in

So it’s come to this. The Bulldogs may be triumphant in their quest to foil Alan Bloodskull, but who’s the blue cat man controlling this villain with their psychic ponytail? Remember how that was a thing they did in Avatar? Can’t believe they’re doing a sequel after all this time. Anyway, let’s not give away too much, but here is our climatic finale to the “To Unionize or Not To Unionize” story arc! Enjoy! In this episode: Stuart tries to rip a can a new one Orlando gets some digits Hobe surges toward friendship and Brube reveals the long-game

Time to face the music (and lines!). As The Bulldogs follow Alan Bloodskull deep into the bowels of the courthouse, they meet an adorable old man who may or may not have a lot of gold, wade through some greasy shag carpet, and finally corner their foe for a climactic showdown. Will they be able to stop Alan in time? Or will they realize when they get there they have no plan? Yeah, it’s that. In this episode: Stuart masters the DMV Orlando details his Clooney history Hobe makes a screaming friend Brube cracks the cube/tube​

It’s time for a breakroom showdown (the one with the ping pong table, not the one with the busted espresso machine)! Will The Bulldogs be able to stand up to Alan Bloodskull and his two cronies? Or will this be the last rootin’ tootin’ adventure for our friends? Giddy-up, pardner! This episode is brought to you by Hard Cider. In this episode: Hobe defends anime Brube does a Western Orlando reveals a secret past and Stuart phones a “friend”

It’s time for our heroes to gear up for the impending Battle of the Break Room (The One with the Ping Pong Table, Not the One with the Broken Espresso Machine)! Will they spend their time strategizing and gathering the full force of NPC Inc? Or will they spend a lot of time in the bathroom quoting “Down with the Sickness”? In this Episode: Brube ruins a cube Stuart is low on data (and confidence) Orlando has a well rounded breakfast and Hobe OOOOOOO-AH-AH-AH-AH

Things get weird immediately when our heroes confront Alan Bloodskull in the bathroom (it turns out scary lawyers don’t like being confronted in bathrooms) and they find themselves engaged in combat with their most dangerous foe yet. Will they get the information they promised Tracy? Or will they just bully an adult man into submission? This episode is brought to you by Cars. In this episode: Hobe asks the right question Stuart yucks a yum Brube plays bad cop/gross cop and Orlando tells a great dog joke

The drinks and intrigue are flowing at the first meeting of the copywriters’ union! Is Alan Bloodskull actually there to help Tracy? Or is he all talk and no…legal advice? The Bulldogs are on the case, after they refresh their drinks! In the episode: Orlando smokes a noodle Stuart alphas Hobe argues for beer Brube reveals a gritty dark side

A new day has dawned for our adventurers, and now it’s time for them to head to their clandestine meeting with the copy writers. Is something afoot at the Hammered & Sickle? Or do our heroes just have a real problem with looking for mysteries where there are none? In this episode: Stuart tries to be casual Hobe romances a post-it Orlando loves hump day and Brube brings her pet to a bar, the bar to her pet

What is Maxwell up to in the bathroom? Is he scheming more ways to interrogate our heroes, or is there something more sinister afoot? It’s up to The Bulldogs to save the day/make a commotion in the kitchen…godspeed you glorious, pasta-eating idiots! In this episode: Stuart defends Chef Boyardee Hobe becomes The Predator Brube becomes a backpack and Orlando dines a la trash

It’s lunchtime for The Bulldogs! Or is it TRAPTIME? As our adventurers set out with Maxwell for their fancy Italian victory meal, they struggle to keep up and keep Maxwell from learning about the copywriters’ secret meeting. Will they roll some twentos? Or will we all be tweeting #AreTheyOk, #No? In this episode: Brube dons a cape Stuart wants to see the manager Hobe gets perfectly drunk and Orlando has some very specific pasta needs

Important news alert: Our heroes have finally discovered their fun group name. Listen to this episode to hear the complete non-sequitur that inspired the name, and also what happens when the team discovers a drought of work at the office. Will they spend their entire day bugging a fun co-worker, or will they decide to cash in a free lunch from an old foe? In this episode: Orlando is the Sour Brube is the Sweet Stuart is the Bread Hobe is the Meat

The gang is back! After being ambushed by Tracy in the last episode, Stuart is in a tight spot, and the only one who can save him is Orlando. Will he be able to snap him out of his tech-induced fugue state? Or will one our heroes get fired before they come up with a great team name? In this episode: Brube, as seen in Flipz(tm) Orlando gets the acting bug Hobe writes his Hamilton and Stuart is a pervert

Our heroes find themselves on another floor of NPC Inc, on the hunt for whoever is behind the copier crimes on their floor. Will they be able to find the info they need? Or will they have to kidnap someone? Boy, I really hope they don’t kidnap anyone, they just got done making friends with those dog-cops. In this episode: Stuart gets in too deep Hobe picks and grins Brube flips out and Orlando loves a good boy

The gang (nickname pending) is at it again, sent on their most dangerous quest yet: to make and hang up a sign in the copier room. Will they find out who is using all the paper? Will they be drawn further into the copy writers' plot to unionize? Will Maxwell betray them, or will a sweet, sweet spaghetti lunch await them at the end of their journey? Oh, the intrigue! In this Episode: Stuart grins and bears it Brube discovers she's too interesting Orlando gives someone a son-burn Hobe melts some ice and the gang battles The Immortal Trevor

It's time for a new season of Desks & Dayjobs! In this episode, veteran office goof-ups Hobe and Stuart meet their new co-workers Brube and Orlando and take them on a mighty quest...to learn how to use some of the office equipment. Will they be able to complete this simple task? Or will they have to beat up on a machine?

Our heroes have finally found the missing file, but will they make it out of the basement alive? You'll find out the answer to that question, and also hear some really great sound effect work in this, the final episode of this quest!