Slobnation

This week the boys welcome their new producer, Thommy. Some of you may remember him from the episode about selling socks to perverts. He is Deno's roommate and he has shit his pants as an adult on over 6 occasions. Sober.

This week Deno tells the boys about the time he and friends were conned by DMX. Robby puts himself into a hell of indian food and John watches a blind guy have a temper tantrum. 

This week: John and Deno become dangerously unhinged and turn on Robby (coward). Robby discovers a hobbit house on his roof while walking his shitty little dog. Deno rules.

Robby has a sad meltdown in front of a bunch of cool business guys. John witness a kid prank his friend with a blood covered napkin. Deno narrowly evades sitting on some human poop.

This week: John drank a half a cup of coffee and has a manic episode. Robby kidnapped a stray dog and Deno fondly recalls a bat attack.

This week: the boys talk about how the name athlete's foot is an unfair and purposefully exclusive name for a disease you can get from Crocs. Some of Deno's tooth fell out and his life improved. Robby chastises John into taking his shirt off in public.

This week: Deno makes a co-worker cry on 9/11 (unrelated to the tragedy) Slob goes full caligula in Amsterdam's Red Light District and John discovers the horrifying truth behind his rashes.

This week: John reveals he is a class-less idiot with no taste. The boys talk about shitting their pants as adults, and get into a heated argument about the merits of weddings.

This week: Robby went to a comedy festival in Asheville and ate free Indian food meant for homeless people. John talks about his romance with a convict. They kissed during the trial. 

Recorded live from Washington Square Park, the boys embark on a choose your own adventure, where John must go through hell or high water to make it to his GF's older sister's quinceanera. You read that right.

The slob boys return after a weeklong break. John and Robby accuse Deno of calling the cops on a cat which died shortly thereafter. John's apartment burns down resulting in another, unrelated dead cat. Although 3 cats survived. That would be a cool show "Cat Survivor" someone tell NBC about this idea.

ROBBY MADE US TAKE THE LAST ONE DOWN BUT I PUT IT BACK UP BECAUSE HE IS A COWARD. 

DOUBLE FEATURE - TWO EPISODES Slob shares a life hack that prevents co-workers from knowing that you are taking a shit; Deno gets accosted by some mean old guineas, John and his dad kiss in an old Volvo. Slob reveals that his father used to be the Mayor of Ardsley, New York and one year he had to run against a dog in a captain's hat and won on a technicality. John shits into a parking cone. Deno's second cousin was on the Gordon Ramsey version of Bar Rescue and cried the whole episode.

This week: John reveals a pattern of getting bullied by young children. For instance a ten year old called him a scab covered bitch at the movies in 2014. Deno gives some insights on what its like to be a sober loser and Slob tells us about a time he passed out on the toilet for shit exertion. 

This week: John admits to eating a rat, Robby gets duped into watching some whales and Deno talks about a weird van he got into in Albany. 

This week: Deno's roommate Thom agrees to eat a log of poop for $200. Other things are said but the gist is that Thom will eat 1 whole doody on camera for $200.

This week: the boys talk about flying, casino etiquette, and we reveal, on air, how much of a coward John Donovan truly is.

This week: the boys talk about Deno's cousin getting bit by a dingo, the ontology of being a cat woman, and John talks about fighting his many drunk, irish brothers and sisters. Punching them in the face and shit. Very fucked up.

This week the boys talk about stories from the road, getting embarrassed by children on bikes and the various sinister shit they all pulled when they were age 12.

This week the boys talk about Scooby Doo's speech pathology, 50's street gangs, the film Jason Takes Manhattan, and John goes to a cigar bar at 1PM on a Tuesday.