Slobnation

This week: Slob tests John's irish-ness and Deno gets that Bengali paper writing service to write his auto-biography. John and Deno further hit Robby in his SJW soft spot.

This week Robby attempts to derail the podcast. "What if there was a street called Anal Ave," he asks. The phrase haunts me; keeps me from a true, restful sleep. Is it a coded message? A prophecy we do not yet understand? I am so tired; so god damn tired.  

This week the boys talk the MTA, sick dogs, and the perils of biking in South Williamsburg- all while being distracted by Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Oh boy were we distracted. 

Deno and Robby give John a "personality interview" with shocking results. John unearths some skeletons from his past. Robby talks about a comedy festival (and the myriad lonely people he met there). Deno rules.

This week the boys pitch a few business ideas. Like a dip for chips made out of Ravioli. That would be so good. Slob talks about Brisket. John talks about 3 cool things he did this weekend. 

The boys paid a paper writing service for three essays (one of which broke John Donovan.) John further makes a very embarrassing social media gaffe (involving 9/11). Robby has taken up cycling and is one of those guys now. Gross. Additionally, Deno rules.  

This week the boys settle the score on who has the bigger balls: John or Robby via a water displacement test. They further discover that, in addition to being monogamous, John is only semi-literate and scored a mere 1000 on his SATs.

Slob and Deno told John they were taking the week off. In reality they interviewed his potential replacement, handsome comedian Mike Coscarelli. BONUS: John (thinking we would all send short clips of how we were spending our labor day) reviews the new Queens of the Stone Age album at the very end.

This week the boys release the trailer to their upcoming film trilogy "Stock Broker with Hooks for Hands" and play a choose your own adventure based on a highly fictionalized version of JD's life. 

This week Slob takes the boys on a journey into garbage, fleas and madness. The boys furthermore come up with the next great character in western literature: Hook Hands Stock Broker. 

This week the boys play an RPG where Deno is the dungeon master. John gives a pathetic albeit heartfelt apology and is welcomed back into the fold. John further discusses the time he was hit by a car in front of a five guys. Robby has a big sore ass. It's big, it's wet and it's sore.

A startling revelation shakes Slob Nation to its core. A leaked tape further threatens the stability of the podcast. Will this be the last Slob Nation? Is Deno the best, coolest Slob?

The Slobs cold read three plays they wrote. John laments the death of the Linkin Park guy. Linkin Park is his favorite band. Robby gets racist and Deno continues to prove why he is the best one. He is super strong and effortlessly lifts several heavy things over his head.

This week the boys learned that John may or may not have poisoned a bird. Robby receives a very curious friend request live, on air. Deno realizes that as the final editor he has total creative control. And he is the best and coolest one. And also the tallest and strongest.

The boys debate what to call the listeners. Robby eats an article of TimeOut NY on air. Deno discusses going viral/ trying to find his daughter. John Donovan grapples with being Poly on the upper east side.

The boys are arguably too hung over to record a podcast. Robby gets fatter in real time, on air. Deno gets embarrassed by some french babes. John discusses the court case he is currently a juror for in explicit detail. Also, he's poly.

Deno explains his boss's recent incarceration. Robby gets nostalgic discussing the shofar (Ancient Jew Trumpet) he blew in his youth. John questions his decision to become poly.

The boys talk about the value of customer service (as it pertains to strippers) and the film Hook. John Donovan further discusses his new life as a poly. 

John Donovan is poly now.