#thatsnotwright Podcast

Duke cheats at a video game, makes some micro transactions, dropkicks parents suffering through the FOKMA epidemic, raises a hand at unruly kids, stands up to parenting diplomacy, suffers through a splinter, scarfs some peasant staples, salutes Charles Robert Jenkins, loads the jukebox with some Christmas cheer and fumbles through the hang ups of unrealistic standards of pornography

Duke chugs down some synthetic alcohol, eats a vape, bottles his own water, treks out to the Earth's poles, sets up a home in isolation and kills everyone on Survivor.

Duke bangs out a ballad at Eurovision, revisits the trip of glam to grunge, meets Bobby at Boronia dirt mall, downloads everything off Wikipedia, hires a local gigolo, fakes a death, tackles the Santa myth, dunks a kids head in a toilet, drags Bobby through the Gully, mulls over rage inducers on the road and roadside tales

Duke does some coke with Pitbull and Akon, guzzles a dozen bottles of soda, tonic and mineral water, parties with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, loses his marbles at Disneyland, laments over the past summer cricket derbies, lobs a Frisbee and collapses on the 1000 steps

Duke looks into the theory of redistribution, takes a trip to Atlantis, the seven ancient wonders of the world, Easter Island, the Burj, cracks down the Libyan slave trade, talks down a greyhound, narcs in Steven Russell, fists up against Milo Yiannopoulos and looks at apathy against anarchy.

Duke changes a radiator, steals a sex doll, talks a bloke through anxiety, drops a load on Ben McCormack, moves in with an android in Saudi Arabia, starts hooking in the Australian Defence Force, has a beer with Billy Bush, celebrates euthanasia, remembers Tommy Morrison, packs in the BMI standard, buries Don Burke and the Channel 9 boys club in a shallow pit and dry heaves at some social faux pas.

Duke deals with mortality rates, biases in media, parental fear then backs up Sam Dastyari, airs some dirty laundry, buys some lingerie, channels Haile Selassie, flips up some accents, runs another leg of his parenting playbook and lowers the boom on the big secrets.

Duke beats down a tune with the naked cowboy breaks a bottle of champagne on the Same Sex Marriage bill, applies for citizenship in Thailand, loses big on the Australian economy, avoids being drafted into World War 10 and dances with Nikos Kazantzakis around the conspiracy of life

Duke flies around the grand designs of sustainability in the 21st century, Bobby's high brow tastes in porn, raising a child around Internet, survives a 2017 Adam Sandler movie, forms of child abuse, leaving prison, felons on social media, takes a trip through the supernatural, swoons over some illusionists and tackles transgender bashing and the idolizing of socialites

Duke sets Kings of Leon on fire, compares samples from Bad Boy & the family, billionaire agenda on eugenics, the latest Texas shooting, the Sandy Hook conspiracy, gun control and handling the morally bankrupt brunt of humanity

Duke jams to some tunes of old and some tunes of new, stalks Tom DeLonge in a pair of pyjamas, debates the jammies stigma, the art of e-conversation, facial recognition technology, national ID cards, art forgeries, intellectual property issues and salutes a galoot in history.

Duke blesses the boys with some hot couture, plays hockey with the Sheens, slow dances with Kevin Spacey and Adam Sandler through NYC, visits a barber with a toddler, wastes a day looking for a long lost pool hall, fits Lisa Wilkinson with a yellow safety vest, throws some billionaire cash around and tramples Tom DeLonge's tinfoil hat'

Duke lowers the boom on the Vegas shooter, Trump, the Weinstein outbreak, gets lost in the IKEA labyrinth and pours over the saddest state of all; Australian sports and media.

Duke goes for a drive with Bruno Mars, the Transporter, the Fast and Furious family and Sylvester Stallone, stacks an Indy car into a Calibra, survives a rally car race, buys a bike with a sidecar, gets some risky ink and smells his way through geography in the Middle East.

Duke soaks up musical diversity, attacks the 20 worst bands, tar and feathers Will Smith, picks Bobby's nose, searches for a long lost co-worker, gets Bobby to reflect and identifies a doppelganger

Duke gets bent over at the Melbourne Zoo gift shop, commits an obscene act on the Melbourne Star, hip-hop entrepreneurs, throws some BDSM gear in a washing machine, wades through the first splash back of the plebiscite, destroys the taboo of sex and fights Bobby on the Mandela Effect

Duke carves up boring men, social communication, trailer parks, buffet restaurants, sapiosexuals, the Voynich manuscript, Zionists in Gaza, dual citizenships and Octopharma.

Duke rips open a babushka doll, books a flight on commercial aviation, chews through culinary conditioning, face recognition technology, takes a trip to ground zero and breaks open September 11, revisits weak American sitcoms, ridiculous justice systems and spits out a bag of Scooby snacks.

Duke throws Amy Schumer a welfare cheque, rolls up his sleeve over some ol' fashioned DIY, gets his phone repaired by Bobby, looks at his childhood past times, the history of printing, grooves to some Mozart, breaks an abacus, bows to Spunky, parental hierarchy, genetic waste, aimless parenting and sifts through some major distractions.

Duke critiques the MayMac battle, fires at gun laws, buys a bag of golf clubs, picks his nose at primary school, loses his sports uniform in a BDSM chamber, leafs through 50 Shades of Grey, ball gags the Bachelor, flips off Yumi Stynes, smokes an argile with Susie Youssef, watches some WAFL and punches a Greek priest over the plebiscite.