#thatsnotwright Podcast

Duke loses his pants to an R.Kelly soundtrack, compiles a sex mixtape, writes a love letter for radio, delves into self awareness and who deserves to be analyzed.

Duke dissects his flatulence, creates a horoscope, finds reincarnation in East L.A., kidnaps a psychic and leg drops a clairvoyant

Looking 4 Bobby Preacher

Duke reflects on his relationship and communication issues, runs through some character voices, strips down a stylist and picks a costume for a dress up party.

Duke flirts his way into a lawsuit, buckles under the reality of social norms on tv, hammer punches a pizza maker, gets therapy on MAFS, chokes on some worry beads, analyses his relatives, arrests a little person, gets groped on a dancefloor, loses the courting game and avoids women in the Mediterranean.

Duke puts on a vest, toasts the great cocksmen, worships a Liberian girl, breaks the Rules of Attraction, steals an Academy Award, weighs up the #MeToo teeter, punches consciousness into some drones, compares siblings, taps into migrant influence and the actor's madness

Duke loses a starter motor while picking up Aurora Di on the way to a murder, downs a dirty soy chai latte, gets bamboozled by an accent, remembers first meetings, fantasizes about an ideal life, wakes up in Coonabarabran, survives among some Australian wildlife, gets lost at Sesame Street, hunts down a gender unicorn and bids on a virgin.

Duke hooks up with Underbelly extraordinaire Alex Tsitsopoulos, gets locked in his mates' older brother's bedroom, sticks a nickname, gets recognized in public, pours over a budding film career, pits the Purple One against the Moonwalker, sells out his artistic integrity, Dunks a Chino and starts a food blog.

Duke gets some payment bling, forsakes a parking inspector, lets off some steam, takes a fantasy prison tour, explores the manifestos of mass shooters and the vanity underlay of the 21st century.

Duke has a bourbon with Tommy Hearns, gets his Holden Nova impounded and crushed, idolizes an Instagram model, takes a selfie with JT, remembers the days of DIY weekends in a European household and signs up to AirTasker

One year into MAGA, Duke goes head to head with the POTUS.

Duke buys some sporting merchandise, tucks into a petri dish beef burger, invests in water and dives into ice, floatation and climate change.

Duke goes to kindergarten, hits a club, picks a flag, puts up a poster, screams down a tennis ball, chokes in the jungle, sacks a ring girl and hoons around in a Suzuki Swift while jamming a P!nk classic

Duke bulldozes a house in the name of Chelsea FC, reads into winning friends and influencing people, adopts a snow leopard, throws Scott Pruitt into an asbestos pit, shoots a satellite out of the sky, explores the world of VR porn and consults a woman about her porn habits.

Duke blows up a Fastway truck in Knoxfield, tackles an ice hockey goalie, cooks a mud hen, defaces a public toilet, saves a kidnap victim, spots a serial killer, profiles a warehouse worker and gets Trump deported to a shithole country over his understanding of the American immigration system

Duke does some redesigning in HQ then skanks through a late 90's punk mosh, punches Fred Durst in the nuts, has a drink with Ashton Kutcher and Chingy, books a ticket to Oprah's inauguration, sleeps through an Australian comedy special, ducks during a celebrity presidential run, beats a guy up at the gym and confronts the flasher's psyche.

Duke filters through a mash of Real and Fake news, finds Jesus in a kebab, remembers Eminem's career, does a line of coke with Robbie Williams, hooks up with Tobey Maguire, winces at Hollywood miscasting, picks out a superpower and joins the homeless

Out of the gate in 2018, Duke chews through some warheads, drops relatives talking smack at Christmas, tampers with the Doomsday clock, spars with Khabib Nurmagomedov, trades away every franchise players, locks the salary cap, explores a bidet and beats Roger Federer down with a pack of Barilla pasta

Duke boards a yacht with Christopher Columbus, switches off his location settings, survives Black Friday sales, regresses into life expectations, douches it up with some manspreading, breastfeeds a teenager, changes his surname and maxes out his levels chasing Dim's car

At the Last Supper for 2017, Duke gets tangled up in a rat trap, sends Bobby to a village, drinks a gallon of extra virgin olive oil, turkey basted a pregnancy, watched an Arnie flick, sells a kidney through Christmas, buys a pallet of cheap, gets lost among changing technology, organizes a meeting with Billie Piper and Vitamin C and collapses under the weight of multi-national conglomerates.