Simplistic Reviews Podcast

We took some time for some important...ahem...engagements...but the Simplistic Reviews podcast IS BACK! The boys get into everything from M&M sexuality, Liam Neeson catchphrases, overused cameos, F-words added to movies, and movie one-liners. So for this February episode, spread the love, hold someone close, and enjoy this first 2022 edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/   Ski competition! Girls! 90s parties! Girls! Wacky hijinks! GIRLSSS!   What better way to start the new year with a movie that literally has all of that. So today we start with a classic, Ski School, a movie that also somehow has a sequel... so yes we'll be putting that on the Wheel of Doom for September. Oh next month's movie is Future Force so hang around for that one ;) Ski School | 1991 Dave Marshak (Dean Cameron) and his friends are a pack of highly skilled skiers and devoted party animals. On the slopes, they are known as "Section 8." But their reputation is at risk when a ski school of snobs -- headed by pompous and preppy Reid Janssens (Mark Thomas Miller) -- shows up looking to win the end-of-season downhill competition. Now, the stakes have never been higher because, if Section 8 is beaten, they'll lose more than bragging rights. They'll

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/   Ski competition! Girls! 90s parties! Girls! Wacky hijinks! GIRLSSS!   What better way to start the new year with a movie that literally has all of that. So today we start with a classic, Ski School, a movie that also somehow has a sequel... so yes we'll be putting that on the Wheel of Doom for September. Oh next month's movie is Future Force so hang around for that one ;) Ski School | 1991 Dave Marshak (Dean Cameron) and his friends are a pack of highly skilled skiers and devoted party animals. On the slopes, they are known as "Section 8." But their reputation is at risk when a ski school of snobs -- headed by pompous and preppy Reid Janssens (Mark Thomas Miller) -- shows up looking to win the end-of-season downhill competition. Now, the stakes have never been higher because, if Section 8 is beaten, they'll lose more than bragging rights. They'll

Still don't have 15 minutes for a 15 min podcast...I'm starting to not believe you.  Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/0K1iY59GMAA   Succession | 2018 Although he has no plans to step aside as the head of Waystar Royco, the international media conglomerate controlled by his family, aging patriarch Logan Roy is contemplating what the future holds. He has lingered in the limelight longer than even he thought he would, and now family members want to run the company as they see fit. Despite a best-laid succession plan, tempers flare over Logan's intentions. Kendall Roy, Logan's eldest son from his second marriage and a division president at the firm, is the heir apparent. As Kendall attempts to solidify his eventual takeover, he and the three other Roy children face a difficult choice as company control and family loyalties collide.   #Succession #TV #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review #HBO ________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spo

Our second annual Year In Review special brings you all the sketches we have done in 2021 for the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Julie is your guide as we reminisce about spoofing everything from Network, to Top Gun, to GI Joe, to The Fugitive and back again.  Matthew Stewart as Bugs Bunny, Judge Redd, Scared Godzilla Tech, INTERPOL Agent Mitchell, GI PSA Kid 1, Goose, Police Officer, MacReady, Deadly Rabbi, Cosmo DJ Valentine as Mickey Mouse, Whispering Disney Assistant, Court Bailiff Mr. Wexler, Louis Skolnick, Hans Gruber, Johnny Cage, Raiden, Skeletor, Beast Man, Confident Godzilla Tech, Captain Holt, Admiral Brand, Commissioner Gordon, Father Karras, Beelzebub, Roadblock, Beach Head, GI Joe PSA Kid 2, Stinger, Fake Kenny Loggins, Tim Robbins, Dalton, Old Walmart Greeter, Grumpy Walmart Greeter, Roger Murtaugh, Judge Dredd, Fox Mulder, Al Powell, Jigsaw, Jigsaw Victim 1, Jigsaw Victim 2, Old Ghost, Palmer, Traveler, Pinhead, Norman Bates' Mother, Walter, Fake Bob Seger, Nosy Neighbor, State Trooper, The Wa

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    Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/xdW4WQgN9dY   It's that time of the season, and there is nothing better then having a murdering Santa spreading Christmas joy and boy oh boy, do we have a good one today. Santa's Slay is a damn good time that's  wrapped up in a cameos and fun moments. Also a few good wrestling and holiday theme killings to ring in the new year.  Santa's Slay | 2005 After a millennium of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.   #Santa #SantasSlay #Holidays #Podcast #MovieCommentary ______________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

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    Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE   It's that time of the season, and there is nothing better then having a murdering Santa spreading Christmas joy and boy oh boy, do we have a good one today. Santa's Slay is a damn good time that's  wrapped up in a cameos and fun moments. Also a few good wrestling and holiday theme killings to ring in the new year.  Santa's Slay | 2005 After a millennium of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.   #Santa #SantasSlay #Holidays #Podcast #MovieCommentary ______________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

This is Simply 15...a 15 min podcast...revolutionary is it not? Egon: My parents didn't believe in toys. Ray: You mean you never even had a Slinky? Egon: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.   Ghostbusters | 1989 After saving New York City from a ghost attack, the Ghostbusters -- a team of spirit exterminators -- is disbanded for demolishing parts of the city during the battle. But when Ghostbuster Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) learns that spirits have taken an interest in his son, the men launch a rogue ghost-chasing mission. The quest quickly goes awry, landing them in court. But when the ghosts turn on the judge, he issues an order allowing the Ghostbusters to get back to work.   #Ghostbusters #Movie #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.ins

The Snowman cometh! December cometh! The Holidays cometh!! And so does the Christmas Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This episode starts with perhaps our favorite sketch of the year with guest stars we've had on throughout the year. We also enter the rectory and ask advice in a brand new Simplistic Confessional With Father Justin Polizzi. We delve DEEP into TV on TV Roundup and finish off with a little Simplistic Switcheroo. The episode is a fine wine of whimsical nonsense. Do I detect oak? Cinnamon? Rants against Disney+? You'd be right. 

The start of something beautiful, everyone meet Neil Breen's Double Down. It's not just a movie but a movie  that will put you on a watch list.  Double Down | 2005 A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.   Video Version: https://youtu.be/itrOquAyYGY   #Goodbad #DoubleDown #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Boy oh boy, Simply15 has one for the ages. Guys and girls I think this is the start of a wonderful new series.   Everyone meet...   Double Down | 2005 A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.

November is here and so is the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month, we take a piss out of Fury Road, What If, Mark Wahlberg, Ruby Rose, Halloween Kills, and Sam Elliot. Why? Why not. I mean, have you met us?

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    It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.    Child's Play 3 | 1991 It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic killer, was apparently destroyed in a fire at a doll factory. Now Chucky's manufacturer is remaking the same line of toys with the old, still haunted materials. This resurrects Chucky, who goes after Andy (Justin Whalin), his former owner, who now attends military school. Chucky slashes his way through a string of grotesque murders as Andy tries to stop the homicidal doll and the spirit within it.   #Halloween #Horror #ChildsPlay #Podcast #MovieCommentary __________________________________________________

October the month when trees become orange, weather gets cooler and the movies get bloody! Today a quick 15 on the classic Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. A overlooked classic by film snobs, beloved by horror fans. What do you think of Halloween III: Season Of The Witch? 1982 Hospital emergency room Dr. Daniel "Dan" Challis (Tom Atkins) and Ellie Grimbridge (Stacey Nelkin), the daughter of a murder victim, uncover a terrible plot by small-town mask maker Conal Cochran (Dan O'Herlihy), a madman who's planning a Halloween mass murder utilizing an ancient Celtic ritual. The ritual involves a boulder stolen from Stonehenge, the use of Silver Shamrock masks and a triggering device contained in a television commercial -- all designed to kill millions of children.   #Halloween #Horror #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________   Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Face

On our October edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys learn new subjects, new words, new news about a great many things. From R.Kelly's sentence...to Al Pacino's hair...to Chris Pratt's nationality...and so much more. So spill all your Halloween candy on the table and sort through it with us on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

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    Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September.   We already looked at Die Hard with a Vengeance on Simply15, today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, and with a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint? Maybe just with our families.   #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels  

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    Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September.   We already looked at Die Hard with a Vengeance on Simply15, today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, and with a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint? Maybe just with our families.   #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels  

It's Sequel September here on Simplistic Reviews and today we talk about our favorite sequel, Die Hard with a Vengeance. Vengeance on its own is an action packed film and unfortunate also the last time Bruce Willis give a shit.   #BruceWillis #DieHard #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplisticreviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Sequel September is upon us! And so is another episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We start off with only our second Die Hard Sketch ever. We then bring bag the return of an old segment called Simplistic Showcase. We hear another entry of Julie's Diary. We then play a trailer to a new Saw film most people don't know about. Then finish things off with another edition of Say Anything. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

As we close out our coverage of Fantasia 2021, Matt sits down with the writer/director of the surreal, and at times insane (in all the best ways) film, "Hotel Poseidon."   Matt and Stef chat about inspirations and how his film crawls under your skin and stays there with you from start to film.   Our Coverage of Fantasia Fest 2021  https://www.simplisticreviews.net/category/festival-coverage/fantasia-fest-2021/   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4