Simplistic Reviews Podcast

WARNING On this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in which we get into entertainment news. Thank you.  Oh, and if you are one of the ones doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights...F%*k...and we as a show mean this with all due respect...Off.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews   Sworn to Justice | 1996 After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.   #CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews   Sworn to Justice | 1996 After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.   #CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links DJ has his wigman, Matt is off training at Top Gun and Justin wants to know who the hell the enemy is in Maverick.   A podcast in 15 minutes!   Top Gun: Maverick | 2022 After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a special assignment, Maverick must confront the ghosts of his past and his deepest fears, culminating in a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those who choose to fly it.   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/Xk2VYH83ka4       #TopGunMaverick #ShortPodcast #Podcast #TomCruise #TopGun

Summer is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is coming in red hot. We talk Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We talk Batman. We talk time machines. We talk Batman time machine movies. And then we get really zany. Enjoy us taking shots at Toy Story and Jurassic Park and Halo the TV series. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #Podcast Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign.   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews Terror in Beverly Hills | 1989 The president's daughter is held for ransom in Beverly Hills by a group of middle eastern terrorists. Retired special forces agent and karate master, Hack Stone, is sent on a risky operation to get her back.

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #Podcast Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign.   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews Terror in Beverly Hills | 1989 The president's daughter is held for ransom in Beverly Hills by a group of middle eastern terrorists. Retired special forces agent and karate master, Hack Stone, is sent on a risky operation to get her back.

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links DJ and Matt killed off that other loser, to bring you... A podcast in 15 minutes! Fresh | 2022 The horrors of modern dating are seen through the eyes of a young woman who is battling to survive her new boyfriend's unusual appetites.   X | 2022 A group of actors sets out to make an adult film in rural Texas under the noses of their reclusive hosts, but when the elderly couple catches their young guests in the act, the cast finds themselves in a desperate fight for their lives.   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/Hc_ebD0fTTE   #A24 #Hulu #ShortPodcast #Podcast #X #Fresh

On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, we get into Ted Lasso...mainly in how the actor who plays him served his wife custody papers on her big day seemingly out of spite. We get into The Flash...mainly in how WB should recast Ezra Miller before he hits another woman with a chair. Hall & Oats, Farting Gary Oldman, cancelled Ansel Elgort, Doctor Strange, best movie drugs and much much more! Enjoy the last episode before the Summer hits. Special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh as the Scarlet Witch and Jay Cluitt as Obi-Wan Kenobi!

Welcome to Christian movie month! We figured we do something a bit different and sit down with Jesus to watch a romantic christian movie about a girl who can't kiss a boy until she is married.   This podcast was struck with a few copyright notices, so unfortunately we had to change out the movie part to just  only be us...so whatever we still went and did it. Oh I almost forget, go to hell with your copyright bullshit.   Video Version: https://youtu.be/W0ajQVEEmT0   Princess Cut | 2015 Carolina farm girl Grace dreams of the day Mr Right will give her a princess cut diamond and promise to love her forever. When things don't go to plan with her boyfriend Steve, she decides to go on a quest to find true love.   #ChristianMovie #Commentary #Review #Podcast

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   A podcast in 15 minutes! Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Steven Grant and mercenary Marc Spector investigate the mysteries of the Egyptian gods from inside the same body.   Moon Knight is here and its entertaining, give it a watch for some fun popcorn enjoyment.   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/wFffMpoPghg   #Moonknight #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Disney #Marvel

April showers are here...so the Simplistic Reviews podcast is ready to rain all over the Oscars, Will Smith, the Halo television series, 30 Rock, Power Of The Dog, OJ Simpson and more. Hope you brought your umbrella.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with movie no audio as well)    Video Version: https://youtu.be/6ldFgFSCl7E     To the 70s we go! Looking for a far out revenge list film with some karate? Look no further, this is Death Promise! Death Promise | 1977 When a man is murdered by a gang of ruthless landlords in order to demolish his slum house and move in on his land, his martial artist son sets out to hunt down the landlords and avenge the death of his father.   #goodbad #DeathPromise #Podcast #MovieCommentary #70s

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZV2ttP75F9k   To the 70s we go! Looking for a far out revenge list film with some karate? Look no further, this is Death Promise! Death Promise | 1977 When a man is murdered by a gang of ruthless landlords in order to demolish his slum house and move in on his land, his martial artist son sets out to hunt down the landlords and avenge the death of his father.   #goodbad #DeathPromise #Podcast #MovieCommentary #70s

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   A podcast in 15 minutes! It's finally here, during this time of lackluster films only coming out in theaters, we finally get a film to care about. Today on Simply 15 the gang talks about, The Batman. ---Don't have 15 mins? They like it, best Batman film ever!   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/3rSNLEt03Js   #TheBatman #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robertpattinson #DC

There's only one podcast that is best listened to while intoxicated. That is the Simplistic Reviews podcast. And since it's March...the month of drunk and disorderly behavior, this episode is double stuffed with irreverent content, cheap laughs, silly sketches, and ridiculous games from beginning to end. You won't just wanna kiss a blarney stone after listening...you'll want to kiss any man or woman in your general vicinity as a result of the sheer joy this episode brings.  

#goodbad #FutureForce #Podcast #MovieCommentary #80s   For more visit: http://Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Audio Versions: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews   Hey kids! Wanna hang around today. We promise not to choke on this one. We have a tight movie to show you. Today we're heading to the future with Future Force. A bizarre move that will make you laugh so hard you might not be able to breath. Let's tighten our belts and grab a hold of this prick of a movie.  Future Force | 1989 A bounty hunter (David Carradine) with a high-tech arm becomes a renegade from the Civilian Operated Police Systems.  

#goodbad #FutureForce #Podcast #MovieCommentary #80s   For more visit: http://Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Audio Versions: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews   Hey kids! Wanna hang around today. We promise not to choke on this one. We have a tight movie to show you. Today we're heading to the future with Future Force. A bizarre move that will make you laugh so hard you might not be able to breath. Let's tighten our belts and grab a hold of this prick of a movie.  Future Force | 1989 A bounty hunter (David Carradine) with a high-tech arm becomes a renegade from the Civilian Operated Police Systems.  

Movies we are looking forward to watching in 15 minutes!   Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/HKCh6PQfuFA     #TheBatman #TheNorthman #ShortPodcast #Podcast #CocaineBear #Argyle

TV Shows we are looking forward to watching in 15 minutes!   Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/gCqehsAcRNw       #TheBoys #MoonKnight #Justified #Podcast #Invincible #SheHulk