Off The Chain With Doberman Dan

So you think everything is going to be alright when you amass a fortune? Yeah... I used to think that, too. But you couldn’t be MORE wrong. Everything will be alright when you master THIS. http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes Consequently, more than likely NOTHING will be alright until you get this skill embedded into that over-sized cranium of yours. If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... ...oryou just prefer to listen online, go here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/   All the best, Doberman Dan BTW...Paxvobiscum. (Thought I forgot it, didja?)

I got a question for ya... If I walked into your home or office today...what would I find? I’m not talking about computers, printers, pens, notepads, pics of your family, liquor, weed, rolling papers... all the normal stuff. I’m talking about something wayyyyy more important. And I’d be willing to bet you don’t have it. And if I’m right and you DON’T have it... youbetter get it... right frickin’ NOW. Seriously... if you EVER want to run your own life and be free you gotta do what I reveal here...IMMEDIATELY... http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... ...oryou just prefer to listen online, go here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/   All the best, Doberman Dan   P.S.Here’s a secret.... You’re already doing the most important thing you must do to be free and make a ton of money. You’re just doing it WRONG. And it’s keeping you in slavery. But it’s an easy change to make if you want to be financially free... all revealed here... http://OffTheChainShow.co

I’ve made a LOT of mistakes. Mistakes that have cost me dearly. And sadly, 90% of the entrepreneurs I know are making the same mistakes. They’re losing out on a lot of money. And it totally makes life suck, too. Click below to discover how to grab all the money you’re missing out on AND make your life not suck... http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... ...oryou just prefer to listen online, go here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/   All the best, Doberman Dan   P.S.If you’re cool with leaving a shit-load of money on the table, then just ignore this advice.... http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes   Or here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/   Pax vobiscum.

Ever heard that one? The old “do what you love and the money will follow” thang? Heck, there was even a book with that as the title. Soooo... is it true? Well, that depends. I’ve chased my passions. In fact, I’m STILL chasing one... going on 43 years now.  I’ve also started and run businesses I was NOT passionate about. Which of those two paths was more satisfying? You may be SHOCKED by my answer... revealed in detail here... http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device...  ...oryou prefer to listen online, go here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/ All the best, Doberman Dan P.S.I’ve discovered a way to make a boatload of moolah AND pursue your passion. Darn shame it took me almost 20 years to figure out the ideal way to do both. Hopefully I’ll save you from making the same mistakes... http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes Or here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/ Pax vobiscum.

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On today's show way give a big F-U to critics. I checked my “Off The Chain” podcast reviews on iTunes the other day. 99% were positive. So guess what I focused on. The two negative reviews, of course. (That’s just human nature, ya know.) It got me thinking about all the critics in my life. I’ve been dealing with some very virulent critics ever since I decided to raise my head above the crowd at the young age of 7. And the more I thought about all the critics in my life, the more fired up I got. If you care to hear me rant about the do-nothing, scared-of-their-own-shadow, dumbass critics – wastes of human flesh who are too much of a pussy to create their own values... so they have to try and destroy those who DO have the balls to make things happen - it was captured for you here: http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... or want to listen online, go here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/ All the best, Doberman Dan P.S.As you’ll soon discover, I MORE th

Did you know the average American is confronted by at least five times as much information each day as they were back in 1986. Geez… talk about overwhelm. But don’t worry. I’m going to help you deal with it. More specifically, I’m going to show you how to get more accomplished while dealing with this overwhelming… well… OVERWHELM! And I’m going to do that on Episode 12of“Off The Chain”… http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes Here are a few things you’ll discover about how I stay as productive as possible while still enjoying life... When I’m feeling especially overwhelmed, I take a dump. And so should you. And you should do it right at your desk. :) How to “download” your overwhelm anxiety to an “external drive”… so your mind can totally focus on the productive things.(This is MUCH better than worrying about a million stupid things that aren’t getting you any closer to your goals.) The #1 mistake people make with their to-do lists. (ItREALLY messes with your brain and is TOTALLY counterproductive to your producti

It’s that time again. What time? Podcast time. Episode 11 of “Off The Chain” is ready and waiting for you here: http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes Here are a few of the things I’m exposing that many people in our little world would prefer I NOT disclose... The tale of the frog and owl… and how listening to the owls (there are GAGGLES of them online) is a one way ticket to bankruptcy. The #1 CRUCIALLY important question you must ask any copywriter, consultant, self professed expert or any advice-giver for hire before you give them even one red cent of your money. (Sadly, 99% of them can’t pass my simple test.) Although there are only a handful of “real” experts, for the most part it’s “those who can, do. Those who can’t teach.” Here’s how to weed out the phonies, flakes and frauds and find the infinitesimally small number of experts who successfully do both. Discover the three-step formula for selling your advice to the highest bidder. (If you’ve had an ethics bypass you can hang out your shingle and start doi

Episode 10 of my contentious, controversial and cocky “Off The Chain” podcastis anxiously awaiting to tantalize your auditory orifices here: http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes Below are just a few of the nuggets of entrepreneurial wisdom you’ll hear spew forth in rapid fire succession from my cheeky pie hole... One of my most profitable copywriting secrets... one I see ignored by a LOT of copywriters. (Ironically this was a lesson I learned as a street cop that helped me survive a whole bunch of violent situations.) The behind-the-scenes work that goes into producing a successful podcast. (Don’t do like I did with my first podcast. Make sure you know these details BEFORE you dip your toes into the water.) The absolute #1 BEST piece of advice I can give you if you want to start a podcast. (Ignore it at your peril.) The two different podcast formats I’ve done... and the advantages and disadvantages of each. (If you’re an introvert at heart like me, one of these formats is a HUGE mistake for you.) The two CRITIC

Episode 9 of “Off The Chain” is now available for your listening pleasure. http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes Here are just a few things you’ll discover... The secret behind the MASSIVE success of the Beat Buddy. (It came out of nowhere and outsold EVERYTHING in its category because of THIS often ignored success secret hidden in the Bible.) How to find out if people really want your product by getting them to “vote with their credit card”… before you ever even to BEGIN to create the product. My famous “just give me the money NOW” business model… and why it’s probably the exact OPPOSITE of what you’ve been taught. NEWSFLASH: Abraham Maslow was wrong. THIS is the #1 human need based on my 30 years experience as an entrepreneur… and knowing this could make you wealthy. Why you can’t be a Pollyanna and a successful entrepreneur. Challenges or money? Which do YOU want? (Judging by what most business owners do, they want challenges instead of money. Here’s how to guarantee you’ll get the money… with very few challe

We just uploaded episode 8 of my “Off The Chain” podcast on that iTunes doohickey. Here are a few things I’m babbling about... How I became a “direct marketing legend.” (It’s probably not what you’re thinking.) Details about my 9 years as a part-time entrepreneur and full time cop. (The most painful 9 years of my entire life!) The $40,000 one-time ad insertion I negotiated with 30-day payment terms (‘cuz I didn’t have any money)... and what I learned after it TOTALLY bombed. Details about my “runaway success” in the prepper market. The project that could have LITERALLY made enough money for me to retire for life... and leave my niece and nephews wealthy for the rest of THEIR lives. (It’s stupid mistake I see MOST marketers making all the time.) And all kinds of other business and marketing lessons I learned the hard way... and cost me MILLIONS. Find out about what a moron I’ve been here: http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes All the best, Doberman Dan P.S. These are my most important million dollar lessons. Not

There are a few people whose message resonates so strongly with me that I buy EVERY single product they produce. There’s this one guy who resonates sooooo strongly with methat I’ve accidentally bought several of his products twice (one three times) simply because I didn’t read the copy and didn’t realize I’d already bought it. THAT’S how good his materials are. And that’s how much I personally believe in his message. He’s my go-to guy for all things related to attracting, managing and even FIRING clients. His name is Jason Leister and I simply HAD to get him in front of a microphone for ya, wind him up and let him go. Here are just a few of the amazing thingshe shared... How Jason’s career as a professional musician led to his first major epiphany about how to quickly become a very high-earning freelance copywriter. (Ironically, experience and ability have VERY little to do with it.) Jason’s very first copywriting client... and how he was able to structure the deal so he got 100% of the profits. (HINT: I’ve

Episode 7 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears. In this episode you’ll discover... The “chicken secret” for getting a big flood of new customers FAST. How an archaeology professor at the University of Florida... a dude COMPLETELY ignorant about “our kind” of marketing... is kicking 99.9% online marketer’s asses with THIS secret. My wife’s chicken coop design... and why you should ALWAYS offer a high-priced “slack adjuster” product. How to double or even TRIPLE your flow of new customers. The “mooch factor” in customer acquisition and how to handle it. And much more. It’s here at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes All the best, Doberman Dan

There’s a new special episode of my “Off The Chain”podcast awaiting your virgin ears on iTunes. It’s my interview with Brian Kurtz, the former Executive V.P. and all-around badass rainmaker for that 800 lb. direct marketing gorilla, Boardroom. Here are a few things Brian shared... The bottom line reason Boardroom decided to change their focus from business publications to consumer health publications… and how YOU can follow their lead to make yourself a FORTUNE. Why becoming a “slave to your numbers” can be the smartest business decision you can ever make… allowing you to leave ALL your competitors in the dust. The yogurt lids lesson… and how it can EXPLODE your profits… allowing you to surpass and outlast any and ALL competitors. Why anybody who calls himself or herself an “internet marketer”is doinghimself or herselfa HUGE disservice… and limiting themselves to a life of mediocrity. 9 eternal truths every entrepreneur needs to know aboutmarketing. (HINT: The biggest lie is the“concept of one”… and why you

Episode 6 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears. In this episode you’ll discover... My response to “I need to make money ASAP.” (You’ll probably be surprised at my answer.) The WORST way to start a business. (Ironically it’s how most people do it.) The lowest barrier to entry way to make money online. (It may not be sexy but it works. Fast, too.) What’s REALLY required for overnight success. And much more “entrepreneurial reality” most people don’t have the balls to tell you. Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes All the best, Doberman Dan

A new episode of my podcast is ready. In Episode 5 of the Off The Chain show you’ll discover... How any freelancer, service provider or consultant can get the best gigs... and the best PAYING gigs with this secret I discovered from the 80’s movie “48 Hours” The REAL cop secret I learned on the street that has helped me make a LOT of money writing copy. If you’re a copywriter with no track record and no success you can point to do THIS to establish yourself as an expert and “first call” copywriter. Writing copy for clients versus writing copy for your own business... the advantages and disadvantages of both. (And money is the LEAST important.) A simple way to build a secondary income AND get high-paying clients. Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes All the best, Doberman Dan

My producer just uploaded a special episode of my podcast. My guest is one of the best online marketers I know, Allen Baler. In this special episode you’ll discover... How working in direct mail for 10 years helped establish the foundation for Allen’s rapid rise to success online. How Allen made the switch from “kitchen table” affiliate marketer... to creating a business that quickly grew to be on Inc. magazine’s 500 fastest growing companies list. His cray-cray CRAZY successful “one man, one laptop, one million dollars” business plan for the ultimate in lifestyle freedom. Most people start a business then work their life around it. Here’s how Allen did the exact opposite... and built of the most successful businesses in his market. The paradigm shift Allen experienced in my mastermind that catapulted his business into 1,400% growth in a little over a year. The surefire but almost NEVER talked about way of creating a grand slam home run online. The very best way to work with a copywriter to ensure you have a

Episode 4 of the Doberman Dan “Off The Chain” show has been mixed, mastered, pressed on vinyl, put into an LP sleeve and distributed to record stores throughout the world. Or... maybe not. I was just waxing nostalgic about the record industry in the 70’s. Boy, do I miss the 70’s. Leisure suits were da BOMB! But seriously... the 45 of my show has been received by the fine folks at Apple, transferred to a digital format and is now available here: http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes On this “rated EXPLICIT” show, you’ll discover... The very BEST way to do market research and discover “starving markets” with money burning a hole in their pockets.
 An easy way to research markets and business ideas without getting sucked down “rabbit holes” online.
 My surefire method for finding “gold mine” niches with PROVEN demand.
 My “follow the leader” strategy... and how I used it to make a small fortune in the supplement business.
 After twenty years as a direct response entrepreneur and lots of trial and error, trying 1,0

Ya know I had a previous podcast, right? It was “The Doberman Dan Show For Renegade Entrepreneurs.” It was fun. Had some GREAT guests. But I view it kinda like my first wife. It SEEMED like a goodidea at the time.  And it was fun... for a while.  But later I realized, out of ignorance, I had done a LOT of things wrong. In the case of the podcast it was production stuff, positioning, marketing and iTunes stuff. Because of that I never had any decent ranking in iTunes and never made it into the “New & Noteworthy” section. In the case of my first wife it was... well... basically choosing the wrong damn wife. So... I learned a lot from BOTH mistakes... the podcast and the starter wife. (Hey, at least my first podcast didn’t sleep with a client at the bank where she worked. The little minx checked his bank balance to “qualify” him first.) You just learn and move on, right? (After your whore bitch of a podcast takes your home and half your police department pension, of course.) Anyhoo... the only solution to al

Hey, a quick FYI... Episode #3 of Doberman Dan Off The Chain has just been released. Some crazy stuff this time... The strange and almost unbelievable way I became a regional celebrity back when I was a cop. (It was wild. Kids would even ask for my autograph. No kidding!) Probably the most unusual thing ever done with confiscated drug money. (HINT: It’s what helped make me a celebrity.) How you can swipe my “celebrity cop” lesson and use it to make yourself a ton of money... and make it in a way that’s MUCH easier than trying to make money without it. My “hidden in plain sight” secret to charging very high fees... with ZERO price resistance. (Do THIS and you can charge 3, 4, 5... even TEN times more than all your competitors.) Don’t listen to the hype and B.S. about social media. Here’s the REAL scoop on how to use the new media to enrich your personal coffers. Here’s how to become your own media mogul with only 100 bucks and some grit, bubble gum and duct tape. The #1 secret that is responsible for practica