No Hope For Humanity

Episode 15 (Hiccups)   Recorded LIVE from the world famous Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 South 200 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84101)   Riding this extremely crowded, out of control elevator straight to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Alvaro, Zac, Renzo, Kelsie, Laura, and Kim   This episode is brought to you by Boobs, Vagina, and $2 Tullamore Dew shots. We almost, kinda, sorta played Cards Against Humanity at some point. Consider yourself warned.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!!

Episode 14 (The McVeal)   Recorded LIVE from the world famous Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 South 200 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84101)   Riding this extremely crowded, out of control elevator straight to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, Matt, Nikki, Gavin, Erica, Sarah, and Ryan   Altar Boy ATM. It's a rule now. Being kicked in the ovaries. Hairy BBQ disaster. 1000th PBR? Permanently Lubed Podcast. Then it crashes. Scrotal Frostbite. Yiffing. Yo Mama! Boyfriend Material. I'm not a racist, I love Tupak. First, you find a black dude. Defective condoms. Insensitivo. Rigged?   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!!

Episode 13 (Dances With Gunt)   Recorded LIVE from the world famous Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 South 200 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84101)   Riding this extremely crowded, out of control elevator straight to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Kelso, Zac, Renzo, Laura, and Kimberly   Sorry for the late upload. I'm still recovering from these episodes. - HT   Prolapsed? Booze in the Booze. That's Legal Now! If it's pretty, I want to F*** it. The Ghost of Futzer's Hair. He's Behind the Couch. They're in my Vagina. Pure Mewds. That's a Card? A bear. Poop Soup. Placenta Trifecta. Way Too Much Uni. Where the Hell is Jay? F*** Waterboarding. If you can Clap. Donut? Terminal Blue Balls. Hobo Pee. Queefadilla? Kelso: Defiler of Virgins. Trouser Chili! Don't Play the Brown Note!!   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and

Episode 12 (Old Fashioned)   Riding this out of control elevator straight to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, and Jen   Not the children! It IS in the water. Musk flavored. Pretty Pretty Peg Leg Pete. My lovely lady humps. The Obama Paradox. Domestic Violence: THE PODCAST. Some douche with Drakkar Noir. Capital of Thailand. YOU F&%$ING HIPPIE!! #holywater. The Eye Pad incident. Incest With Jen!! The Holy Menage a Trois. Vangina: Down By The River. DJ Cosby. IT'S SO SPARKLY!!   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!!   SALT LAKE CITY LISTENERS: Hairy, Evan, and DJ are coming to your city! Come join us at Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 S 200 W, Salt Lake City, Utah 84101) on January 31st at about 7:30pm

Episode 11 (Glory Hole University) Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, and Jen Defiled Oscar. Show Art? Triple Fisting Enema. Pizza Dough Lube. That's An Awkward Conga Line. Tongue? Two Pumps. Nicolas Cage Wins Again. Too Much Hair! FLAME ON! Ron Raul. Cum On Me, Bro!! Clownorea. A Bag Of Foreskin. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 10 (The Cloaca is A-Backa) Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, and Jen Holy Shit, Everyone! We've done ten episodes... IN A ROW!! 14 1/2 Feet, Mr Tumnus, NO! New Toilet. Guy Fierri Needs to Die. Hairy Trucker's Nickelback Confession. Speaking of Redtube. That's the EASY word. Clenched Butt Cheeks. Stem Cell Man!! Not the one I frequent. Can we get a Sex Plane?! A Boo Boo. Cum Pow Chicken. A MURDER MOST FOWL!! If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 9 - Miming a Stroke Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Val, and Kat Happy New Year! Once again, we are joined by Val and Kat. Enunciate! That's Basic. YEEHAW!!! My Vagina. She's a Nice Lady. Sex Ed. Choir Bang Situation. Repression! I Cannot. Shame Boners. Coming From Behind for Maximal Insertion. BEES?! World Series of Ethnic Cleansing. Squail O'Nail. Cathartic. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!!   We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 8 - Evan Should No Longer Get Blackout Drunk Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Val, and Kat Last episode of 2014!! Pete and Jen are on hiatus for the next couple shows. We are joined by the infamous Val, and his "friend" Kat. Good times were had by all... I think. Once again, I didn't have a chance to listen back before putting this up for your judgment. Luckily for us all, Evan told me what the title should be. Cheers! If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 7 - Axe™ Wound Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, and Jen Yeah... Hairy Trucker here. I was hammered during this recording, so I don't remember a bit of it. I didn't have time to listen back, so you're on your own this time. (It's not like you pay for this garbage. Stop judging me!) I'm sure it's funny. Probably. I guarantee that someone said something horrible at some point. Enjoy! If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, and Jen Whiskey doesn't work like that! Sriracha. Heed My Voice, Mortals!! Brown People. Brazil Nuts. That's not CPR. Choked on a Russian. Moons over My Slammy. Fisting! Korean Farm Boys. The Lincoln. Too many fingers. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 5 - Nicolas Cage!! Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, and Peg Leg Pete This episode can be used as an anti-drinking PSA. Longest intro ever. Sharting. Quesadilla Explosions everywhere. Thirty Bucks. Geography Class. Mall Santa. Daddy, F*** Me!! Juan Raul: The Micro Pig. Muppet DJ. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 4 - A Reason Not To Commit Suicide Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, and Peg Leg Pete Once again, we have four players for an action packed show. Fluffer of the Year. Kevin Conroy's Ass Disaster. F$%# Me!! Eugenics Explained. Clams. The passage of time... If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 3 - Bearded Ladies and Blackface Aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, and Peg Leg Pete We only have four players this week, but we still bring the funny... and a giant bottle of SinFire. Pete has an accident. Creamy Shatner. Bad impressions. DRINK! Full Frontal Princess. Clearly Conan. HIGH FIVE, BRO!! If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD NOW YOU CAN FIND US ON STITCHER!!! Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!! We're always looking for guest players. If you're going to be in the Seattle area, please let us know. We'd love to get you on the show!

Episode 2!! We are joined by Jen's 12-year old daughter, Kitty. What could possibly go wrong?  Also aboard this express train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan, DJ, Pete, and Jen. Try not to trip over any blood farts... If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD Send your spam to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Thanks for listening!!  

This is our very first episode!! Please pardon our podcast dust. We are joined by comedian, Jay Whittaker, to kick things off right. The Usual Suspects: Hairy Trucker, Evan, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, and Jen do their damnedest to get themselves sent to hell. Watch out for the corpse violation... #DAYDRUNK Send your spam to: NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST Twitter: @NOHOPEPOD Thanks for listening.